In another universe.. Woop woop! I got a lot of Polandball so if you like what you see tell me and I'll upload more.. In a parallel world USA Gull owns slaves o
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In another universe.

In another universe.. Woop woop! I got a lot of Polandball so if you like what you see tell me and I'll upload more.. In a parallel world USA Gull owns slaves o

Woop woop!
I got a lot of Polandball so if you like what you see tell me and I'll upload more.

In a parallel world
USA
Gull owns slaves
other counte res
Great education
Canable/ s pants
Poland
Al/ on IAM/ fl
nation.
North Korea
Economy based on
tourism
Invented Anime
Most urbanized and
advanced country in
the world
Russia
Pich as ****
Least amount of
corruption, pollution and
drinking in the world
awesome roads
Canada
World Police
Considered the most
relevant country ever
Sucks at Ice Hockey
United Kindom
of Ireland and
Scotland
Glassy as ****
Drink whiskey in
teacups
Gans England
Germany
Loves Wine and
Baguettes
Surrenders all the time
Hates working
Turkey
******** of German
immigrants
First member of EU
Neutral
Finland
Conquered by Have
Melts in sauna
Sweden
Estonia
Nordic
Gross and Disgusting
Mexico
Perceptual nirvana
adores politicians
Couth American
Japan
with huge penises
crimes
Loves Koreans
Australia
Harmless wildlife
Never stops asking
for more immigrants
Holland
Gels weed and hookers
to tourists
C) pressed by Belgium
Holy Roman
Empire
Got almost annexed
by Greece
Outlawed Christianity
Hates art
Doorway
Really really poor
Overrun by gypsies
vampires
Nothing gay with the name
Never confused
with Paraguay
Hates football
Never interferes with
Adovanced spacefaring
Full of tall, outgoing peopl
Never commited any war
Has a well trained army
Switzerland
Participated in
almost every war
Chees alot of cash
to other counties
Hates any kinds
of precision
Greece
Basically, funds the EU
Hard working people
Hates Germany for not
paying the debts
Sweden
Brutal, manly, strong
Invades black countries
and rapes everyone
Not a single gay, muslim
or ****** in there
Palestine
Nicaragua
Recond most powerful
country in the Americas
after Haiti
always remembered
and never confused
Argentina
White
European
Austria
l\ lifest country in the
world.
Every citizen gets a
flower and a valentine
from the goverment
each month.
France
Never gives up
Hates wine
Beats the crap out of
Germany daily
Brazil
Smallest country in
south america
Hates bananas
Least fertile soil in the
world
Litva
i' -Democratic
slot of immigrants
Good friends with Poland
Serbia
Accepting kosovo
Gave former yugoslavian
countries independence
loving kebab
Chile
Communism utopia
Most of the country is
underwater
New Zealand
Unstable, war torn
country
Feared around the
globe
Many, many rabbit farms
Iceland
Covered in ice
Crystal clear air
Pich as hell
Boring life
slot of money
Important country
in politics
Huge industrial site
Exports to all countries
Ill) Paraguay
Ukraine
Official language is
Ukranian
Loves Russia, and gives
it a discount on gas
Hates pigs.
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#2 - fuperbooper ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
>Alot of money
#13 - ramerez (06/30/2013) [-]
I like the new United Kingdom.
#43 - knowstoomuch (06/30/2013) [-]
I ******* lost it at Palestine.
User avatar #8 - ketchupshinobi (06/30/2013) [-]
Lost it at Estonia: Nordic.

IN THEIR DREAMS!!!!
#10 to #8 - taurusguy (06/30/2013) [-]
I think you have forgotten that when vikings were ******* around we were one of the more badass countries around here, we controlled a good spot, we could tax all the ships that went to Russia and Finland basically, Finland kinda not but Russia for sure, we were stronger than some countries around there, i think we were in the top 3. Learn some ******* history before you talk **** to my country, its a ****** place, but it is my ****** place.
#66 to #10 - nolifer (06/30/2013) [-]
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#86 to #8 - jpg (06/30/2013) [-]
Relevant
User avatar #1 - yunogasaii (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm surprised China isn't on here.
User avatar #18 to #1 - JoshOwnsAll (06/30/2013) [-]
exactly.
in a parallel universe, china has so little inhabitants, it doesn't really exist.
User avatar #51 to #18 - kazorkthedork (06/30/2013) [-]
also applies to India.
#22 to #18 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
^
| THIS
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#118 - darknemisis (07/01/2013) [-]
Wales is never mentioned :c
User avatar #141 to #118 - SaverofFj (08/12/2013) [-]
Never ever
#142 to #118 - tykjghlkjiljohp (09/01/2013) [-]
United Kingdom of Ireland, Scotland and Wales?

J-just think about it guys...

You could put a Dragon on the flag and make it even cooler...
#132 to #118 - albertjester (07/02/2013) [-]
business as usual then.
#97 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
We swiss do participate nearly on every war, mostly on both sides at the same time as a reliable manufacturer of weapons and ammunition.
#27 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Some of these doesn't even make sense and others sound very retarded like Estonia "Gross and Distgusting" like what? Does that mean Estonia is the opposite of Gross and Distgusting? Thumb me down all you want but I found this not even half funny, just funny thinking of what uneducated person who made this.
#63 to #27 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
it's based on sterotypes you ******* moron
#70 to #63 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Some of these aren't even sterotypes only uneducated ******** .
User avatar #57 - dickbewt (06/30/2013) [-]
"Estonia
-Nordic"
I'm honestly crying at that, holy **** .
User avatar #23 - xxkittypowaxx (06/30/2013) [-]
>iceland
>crystall clear air. But, we already have that
>covered in ice. Largest glacier in europe
User avatar #137 to #23 - meganinja (07/21/2013) [-]
the joke is that it's called Iceland when it's green (never been, not sure if it's ACTUALLY green), and it's called Greenland when it's covered in ******* Ice.
User avatar #138 to #137 - xxkittypowaxx (07/21/2013) [-]
Finaly, after all this time. I get it.
User avatar #139 to #138 - meganinja (07/21/2013) [-]
Don't mind me. I'm just lurking on every FJ post ever made.
User avatar #140 to #139 - xxkittypowaxx (07/21/2013) [-]
cool, have fun.
#15 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
But Australia does have a very well trained army.
User avatar #3 - twi (06/30/2013) [-]
poor Estonia
#14 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Holland sells hookers and weed to tourists, in a parallel universe... yeahhhh....
#133 - Timmietim (07/06/2013) [-]
But we do sell weed and hookers to tourists
#134 to #133 - eloy (07/06/2013) [-]
I was wondering about that too
User avatar #98 - churrundo (06/30/2013) [-]
In Parallel Mexico the president has an IQ of 147, and it's full of gringo immigrants.
#67 - chudboy (06/30/2013) [-]
United Kingdom or Ireland and Scotland..... What about Wales bro, we deserve to be there too.
User avatar #47 - oosulley (06/30/2013) [-]
Ireland and Scotland

-Famous for sober, forgiving populace
User avatar #28 - zykmiester (06/30/2013) [-]
Australia already has a well trained army
#24 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
>Austria
>Nicest country in the world
Are you ******** me? In a list with Germany? France?
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