The heaven is real. .. As a dunkin' closer, I can say that the amount of food wasted is absolutely retarded. We throw out roughly 4-5 dozen bagels, about 15 croissants, 300 munchkins  asdasdasd
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User avatar #23 - StumpDawg (06/30/2013) [+] (29 replies)
As a dunkin' closer, I can say that the amount of food wasted is absolutely retarded. We throw out roughly 4-5 dozen bagels, about 15 croissants, 300 munchkins (donut holes), and anywhere from 4 to 10 dozen donuts in a nightly basis. we cant even take the **** home/ give it away technically, as it is some kind of liability.
#29 - mattdoggy (06/30/2013) [-]
>crashing with a broke buddy in town to help him out with groceries    
>i do what i can but i go broke quick too   
>we decide to start getting doughnuts that have to be thrown out at the end of the day from winndixie   
>we try a few nights with little to no results and almost get caught a time or two but it's worth it because we are hungry   
>after a while though we notice things are getting better   
>we get more doughnuts in the throw out and they are neatly packaged with a nice variety instead of just a few nasty kind   
>after a while we start getting not only doughnuts, but old fruit platters and meat/cheese trays like you'd get for football games   
>not only does winndixie throw out better stuff more often, but other places like kfc and wendys and pizzahut start doing the same   
>we figured it out that some bro out there put the word out that we were just some hungry bros who needed food   
>we not only had enough for us, but enough to share with people less fortunate with us   
>we go better jobs and apart now, but for that summer we lived off those bors love   
>gif related, what i want to say to that person
>crashing with a broke buddy in town to help him out with groceries
>i do what i can but i go broke quick too
>we decide to start getting doughnuts that have to be thrown out at the end of the day from winndixie
>we try a few nights with little to no results and almost get caught a time or two but it's worth it because we are hungry
>after a while though we notice things are getting better
>we get more doughnuts in the throw out and they are neatly packaged with a nice variety instead of just a few nasty kind
>after a while we start getting not only doughnuts, but old fruit platters and meat/cheese trays like you'd get for football games
>not only does winndixie throw out better stuff more often, but other places like kfc and wendys and pizzahut start doing the same
>we figured it out that some bro out there put the word out that we were just some hungry bros who needed food
>we not only had enough for us, but enough to share with people less fortunate with us
>we go better jobs and apart now, but for that summer we lived off those bors love
>gif related, what i want to say to that person
#3 - sandez (06/29/2013) [-]
#56 - drhoffable (06/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>be me 12   
> oh 						****					 dunkin donuts is closing now   
> hey mister!   
>creepy old indian guy   
> "theres a bag full of donuts in the back of my store..."   
 > seems legit   
> get kidnapped   
> sold into child slavery    
> some  black guy buys me   
> learn war tactics and fighting skills with fellow slaves   
> grow up a bit (6 years later)   
> promotion; now a captain   
> go out for a walk one day   
> see american travel advertisements    
> decide to leave to america   
> 2 years pass   
> see on TV about some dictator named Kony making child slaves   
> see my old bunker on news 12   
   
> MFW donken donuts made me this way
>be me 12
> oh **** dunkin donuts is closing now
> hey mister!
>creepy old indian guy
> "theres a bag full of donuts in the back of my store..."
> seems legit
> get kidnapped
> sold into child slavery
> some black guy buys me
> learn war tactics and fighting skills with fellow slaves
> grow up a bit (6 years later)
> promotion; now a captain
> go out for a walk one day
> see american travel advertisements
> decide to leave to america
> 2 years pass
> see on TV about some dictator named Kony making child slaves
> see my old bunker on news 12

> MFW donken donuts made me this way
#1 - solarisofcelestia (06/29/2013) [-]
Eating out of the trash? So what else is new?
Eating out of the trash? So what else is new?
#19 - fasthink (06/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Now if only it was kripsy kream original glazed doughnuts...
#4 - potatophucker (06/29/2013) [+] (27 replies)
I'm lactose intolerant
I'm lactose intolerant
User avatar #80 - chuca (06/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
funny story the dunkin donuts where i live use to give leftovers to the homeless for free but stopped because all the homeless people complained they were stale
#67 - mrtwitty (06/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I dont mean to be a wet blanket, but isn't eating donuts out of a garbage bag the epitome of rock bottom?
#93 - naruchu (06/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Free food is free food.
Free food is free food.
#49 - asasqw (06/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
****					 like this never happens to me   
Probably since I rarely leave the house
**** like this never happens to me
Probably since I rarely leave the house
User avatar #20 - andyhuber (06/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the bakery i work at just boxes day old stuff and gives it to soup kicthens, homeless shelters and ect.

or i can take whatever i want home if i feel like it
#91 - fordun (06/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My mother works at a donut shop that sells coffee rolls the size of your head. Also donuts double of Dunkin's.

Eat your heart out boys. Because Dunkin's doesn't have a Bacon Maple Donut.
#44 - uhhyeahfmebaby (06/30/2013) [-]
i spy bagels
#43 - xelanor **User deleted account** (06/30/2013) [-]
>be me working at local supermarket   
>We are closing and manager asks me to throw away all of the pastries   
>No anon you can not take them home   
>Tied a knot on the bag   
>Put it next to the contatiner   
>2 hours later I come back with 6 friends   
>mfw 3 full bag of pastries
>be me working at local supermarket
>We are closing and manager asks me to throw away all of the pastries
>No anon you can not take them home
>Tied a knot on the bag
>Put it next to the contatiner
>2 hours later I come back with 6 friends
>mfw 3 full bag of pastries
#22 - dapape (06/30/2013) [-]
You have fun with that.
#134 - corpsedolly (06/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My stepbrother brings home KFC from work in garbage bags full like that.    
 I'm a vegetarian, but I'm a total 						******					 when it comes to KFC.    
I get KFC about every six months so don't say "you're not a vegetarian if you eat chicken."
My stepbrother brings home KFC from work in garbage bags full like that.
I'm a vegetarian, but I'm a total ****** when it comes to KFC.
I get KFC about every six months so don't say "you're not a vegetarian if you eat chicken."
User avatar #137 to #134 - kinglobster (06/30/2013) [-]
im a law abiding citizen, but im a total criminal when it comes to raping babies.
i rape babies about every six months so dont say "you're not a law abiding citizen if you rape babies"
#123 - Alchemyst (06/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #105 - danniegurl ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
One time someone ordered chicken nuggets when my mom worked at McDonald's. Then they decided they didn't want them and wanted something else.
My mom was hungry and they would have had to throw them out, and so she ate one of them. She got fired because some other employee who was friends with the boss and hated her reported her for it.
User avatar #92 - thebritishguy (06/30/2013) [-]
I would just jump into the bags and start masturbating as I roll around laughing
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