Neat. you lightbulb. A marine was Afghanistan. While he was there. he received a letter from his girlfriend. in re letter, she explained that she had slept with Murica
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A marine was Afghanistan. While he was there. he
received a letter from his girlfriend. in re letter, she explained that
she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she
wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of
herself hack.
So the marine did what an y other man would do, He went around
to his buddies and repsected all the uh wanted was of women
he maid find. He then mailed about " pictures of women f with
clothes and without) ta his with the fllh: raing new:
I den’: remember which one we are. Please remove your picture
and send the rest back "
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#1 - derfying (06/29/2013) [-]
A person who cheats on a soldier while they're overseas is one of the worst kinds of people. Seriously, there should be a special place hell for people like that.
User avatar #14 - awesomesaucy (06/30/2013) [-]
They did an episode of M*A*S*H* with this story, its been around for awhile.
User avatar #16 to #14 - thismightbesparta (06/30/2013) [-]
You beat me to it
User avatar #2 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
burn... except he didnt sleep with those women, and she did with the two guys... So she obviously cares less than he does.
#4 to #2 - derfying (06/29/2013) [-]
I smell a white knight
User avatar #5 to #4 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
how is that white knighting? i am not defending the whore's honor. His girlfriend (not that serious a relationship) cheated on him multiple times with different guys, his response is to pretend he cant remember who she is. If anything that just made it easier for her and justified her opinion that he wasn't worth being faithful to. She likely now feels vindicated, and any sadness she feels will be washed away by the stream of dicks she bounces on. He on the other hand now has no girlfriend, has been cheated on, and is stuck in afghanistan with no women.

white knighting is defending the girl, i am ******** on the dude. Not the same thing at all. She's a whore, he got cheated on and had to lie to her to try to be spiteful.
User avatar #11 to #5 - colossusshadow (06/30/2013) [-]
Actually that isn't how women work.
Often when we do something to wrong men, and they don't care, it can drive us ******* crazy.

She wouldn't think "I cheated and he was seeing other girls so it's even"
she'd think
"that ******* asshole how could he do this wahh my life"
#6 to #5 - derfying (06/29/2013) [-]
It's not really about defending her honour, but it's more of the fact you rushed to **** on the dude. The fact of the matter is she did something extraordinarily ****** and the guy gave her a tongue-in-cheek taste of her own medicine, but no, you had to come in and point out that he's just as ****** as her. We all could've sat here and enjoyed the laugh, but you came in and **** on the guy for dealing with this unfortunate circumstance.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
not saying he's as ****** , just a burn is supposed to get back at the person. not be a pathetic little slap attempt in response to her likely breaking his heart.

you seem unnecessarily upset by this. but yeah i should have posted a buzz killington gif.
#8 to #7 - derfying (06/29/2013) [-]
Yeah this whole thing was a waste of time. We really shouldn't have done this.

I just have a low tolerance for white knighting. Guess my white knight meter was a bit off just now. Sorry about that.
#9 to #8 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
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i forgive you. I also hate white knights. But white knighting usually is defending a poster in hopes of getting in her pants.
#10 to #9 - derfying (06/29/2013) [-]
This is truth. I'm afraid though that white knighting is becoming the default for people now. Like it's not even a thing to get laid, they're just shocked a woman can be in the wrong. What is wrong with this world?
#3 to #2 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
Perhaps, but it could have also made her feel that she wasn't as special to him as she thought she was (even though she was). Chances are she was some conceited bitch, and when she saw that it was like a slap to her ego.
Or it didn't bother her at all and she just moved on and got herpes
#25 - sloot (06/30/2013) [-]
I don't understand why military "vets" (at least the ones I know) are all so 'murica about everything... My one friend says he cries every time he hears the national anthem... are you ******* kidding me? My friend's buddy is also ex military and barely weighs 120 lbs soaking wet and he always tries to act hard and like he can kick anyone's ass (including me and I am 6'4'' 235 lbs and jacked) all he talks about is fighting and says he was in the army so he could beat anyone's ass. Also these military people have nothing to ever talk about except being in the military.. It is about as equivalent to listening to stoners talk about weed...
User avatar #24 - mymiddleleg (06/30/2013) [-]
This has been on here so many times iv lost count the amount of time i have seen it
User avatar #23 - howunexpected (06/30/2013) [-]
The one time the lightbulb actually did well.
And you insulted it.
Thats sick, man. Really twisted
User avatar #22 - shinku (06/30/2013) [-]
fake

marines don't have girl friends
#20 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Would have written back saying 'Sorry, I didn't keep a picture of you'.
#19 - manollette (06/30/2013) [-]
I know I'm beating a dead horse for some here...

But it's a ******* proper noun.
User avatar #15 - ultimoz (06/30/2013) [-]
Unlikely but okay.
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