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parenting lessons

PARENTING DUNE RIGHT
FAIRNESS
r‘ ' re get the same things as other people,
It' s never genna be equal,
we not gonna happen ever in so, you must
that now, okay?
BEING A GOOD PERSIAN
BOREDUM
I' m bored" is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast
world that youre seen none percent of. I
Arid even the inside of your pari. . t. !. estis". It gees en ferever
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User avatar #83 to #15 - theavatarspupil (06/30/2013) [-]
Could someone be so kind as to post the full interview/debate video?
User avatar #131 to #83 - makethingsworse (06/30/2013) [-]
It was actually a skit on his show. Just look up Louie Masturbation.
User avatar #25 to #15 - Dap (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm a good citizen. I'm a father, I pay taxes.... I recycle.. and YES I MASTURBATE.
User avatar #107 to #25 - thempc (06/30/2013) [-]
when his kids grow up they're gonna watch his material and just be like "dad what the **** was wrong with you?!!"
User avatar #30 to #26 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #30 - bowlerpipe (06/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #34 - bowlerpipe (06/30/2013) [-]
bend over
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#92 to #35 - recio **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#93 to #91 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (06/30/2013) [-]
Everyone should own a dragon dildo.

Everyone.
#98 - ADeadlYLepricoN (06/30/2013) [-]
And remember

Be Normal.

Live by the code. It'll keep you safe.
#42 - katinka (06/30/2013) [-]
i love this man
User avatar #20 - prettypalmtrees (06/30/2013) [-]
Louis CK is a pretty awesome dude
#122 - whenyoudieyoudie (06/30/2013) [-]
I always laugh harder than I should at this
User avatar #41 - DoktorHax (06/30/2013) [-]
as terry pratchett wrote, [sic] "Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom?" [sic]
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#135 to #10 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
It shows favoritism, and favoritism breeds jealousy, inferiority and hatred, although if its a one time occurrence then maybe not that much :L
#16 to #10 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Says the spoiled child
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User avatar #12 to #10 - myrtille (06/30/2013) [-]
good thing it's just a show and he gave his kid something of equal value in the end
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User avatar #31 to #10 - arkytior (06/30/2013) [-]
What if the other child had done something to earn it and she has done nothing. Or if it's the other child's birthday. It's not your birthday kid, it's your siblings. Yo can't get **** for nothing.
User avatar #99 to #31 - cullenatorguy (06/30/2013) [-]
Why didn't he just say "because your sister did this" or "because it's your sister's birthday"?

When and if I'm a parent I'm going to trying and never use the "because life isn't fair" excuse when my kid doesn't get what he/she wants. I'll try my best to give them the exact reason why something is the way it is.
User avatar #108 to #99 - thempc (06/30/2013) [-]
"you're not the boss of me now, you're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. LIFE IS UNFAIR....."
User avatar #103 to #99 - arkytior (06/30/2013) [-]
Same here, whenever I will be able to give a reason, I will tell it. I know how to not raise kids, at least.
User avatar #86 to #31 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
My parents used to give both my sisters small gifts when it was my birthday, and vice versa when it was their birthdays. I think it was a pretty good system, as it'd make everyone happy on each other's birthdays, though I definitely don't think it's necessary.
User avatar #100 to #86 - arkytior (06/30/2013) [-]
Well it's a nice system if the kids are being raised good. If they are spoiled brats like my niece and her younger brother, then it isn't a good system.He wants a gift just as big as the one she got and if they don't like it, they shout and cry and scream. I hate being at their place.
User avatar #111 to #100 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, no, that's really bad. We were happy getting pretty eraser or maybe a set of cheap juggling balls.
User avatar #115 to #111 - arkytior (06/30/2013) [-]
As the older kid from this marriage I was happy if they gave me 5 dollars or a chocolate or anything small when it was my brother's birthday (he's younger so he obviously got more stuff). Parents didn't give me anything on his birthday, it was the aunts and grandma, when they came visiting. It wasn't much but hey, I didn't expect anything so I was happy and content.
#1 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
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not directed at op, just the only louis c.k. gif i have. Post more louis c.k. gifs or red thumb me, i dont give a **** what you do. just live your life man.
User avatar #128 to #1 - olesc (06/30/2013) [-]
Yeah man funnyjunkers are a peaceful serene folk.
#3 to #1 - prominant (06/29/2013) [-]
I wouldn't have thumbed you down if you weren't so ******* bitchy/defensive about just wanting a thread for Louis C.K pictures.. **** .
#8 to #3 - jakatackka (06/30/2013) [-]
I wouldn't have thumbed you down if you weren't being a gigantic asshole.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
was trying to make a joke. **** me right?
#5 to #4 - prominant (06/29/2013) [-]
Yes.
#6 to #5 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #109 to #3 - thempc (06/30/2013) [-]
you're right, but i must mindlessly follow the red thumb army and thumb you down
#23 to #1 - jackkingoff (06/30/2013) [-]
Here's another .gif for you, and suck a bag of dicks to you sir!
Here's another .gif for you, and suck a bag of dicks to you sir!
#2 to #1 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
Chill out man, we funnyjunkers doesn't wanna kill you..
#28 to #2 - blackmanrollipolli (06/30/2013) [-]
its true. we doesnt.
User avatar #36 to #2 - bagguhsleep (06/30/2013) [-]
You speak too confidently.
#120 to #2 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Sorry for this text, came back sober ( was high when i wrote that ).

Glad you survived Sanguinesolitude, was close there. ; )
#141 to #120 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
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mfw i came back expecting all red
User avatar #65 to #2 - monkeysniper (06/30/2013) [-]
We don't?
#33 to #2 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
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Iiii dont know

I kinda wanna kill 'em now
#14 to #2 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
As long as you have the same opinion as everyone else we'll get along just dandy
#95 to #2 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
...much...
#22 to #2 - rdobet (06/30/2013) [-]
Killing is far too humane.
#11 to #2 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
well... I do.
#84 - silverhellion (06/30/2013) [-]
considering how i treat my siblings, i don't think i'd make a very good parent.
considering how i treat my siblings, i don't think i'd make a very good parent.
#134 - thatkiddonovan (06/30/2013) [-]
Louis C.K.   
   
Because comedians are supposed to be funny and smart.
Louis C.K.

Because comedians are supposed to be funny and smart.
User avatar #129 - makethingsworse (06/30/2013) [-]
I saw Louis CK at TPAC (Nashville, TN). It was too funny. Everything this man says is either horribly honest and true, or just absurdly hilarious. I have literally lost my mind laughing at the **** he says- so I am using hilarious in the correct context.
User avatar #24 - poiklman (06/30/2013) [-]
To be fair, it's not like you can just fly across the world and see the amazing sights of different cultures just when you start to feel bored, sometimes you just run out of things to do in your immediate vicinity.
User avatar #27 to #24 - mcderfenschmirt (06/30/2013) [-]
Explore. Take a walk outside of your city limits or whatever the **** . Have a sense of adventure.
#38 to #27 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
oh, yup. Just gonna walk straight out of the ******* car and die.
#43 to #27 - carnagejc (06/30/2013) [-]
I live on a tiny island.

With any luck going to the US for uni in Jan though - yeeeeeeeeah
#94 - melonwater (06/30/2013) [-]
>BEING A GOOD PERSIAN
Lightbulb's FW
User avatar #19 - ewl (06/30/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #110 to #21 - undeadwill (06/30/2013) [-]
C.k.
#114 - protonosd (06/30/2013) [-]
I get it, this guy is wise but how the 			****		 are the kids suppose to understand? They can barely take care of themselves let alone understand the things he's saying?
I get it, this guy is wise but how the **** are the kids suppose to understand? They can barely take care of themselves let alone understand the things he's saying?
User avatar #136 to #114 - Starfox (06/30/2013) [-]
That's the point of the joke, he goes into this long angry tangent yet his kids don't get it, but its not really funny if I explain it.
User avatar #126 to #114 - delphine (06/30/2013) [-]
most people don't give kids enough credit. i work with kids for a living, and they comprehend far more than you would think.
#127 to #114 - swagbot (06/30/2013) [-]
What the **** ? I hate when people say that!

Kids don't know masses of facts and haven't had time to analyze the structure of thing, but children learn faster, are more curious, and more intuitive than their dried-up, stultified adult counterparts!

I seriously think there is something wrong with you people who think that kids are just a bunch of moronic drooling zombies. If they are, it's the parents' fault anyways!
User avatar #130 to #114 - thecrowingpearl (06/30/2013) [-]
He repeats it and repeats it until it sticks. and sometimes, it only needs saying once. Don't underestimate the power of the human mind in its earlier stages.
User avatar #123 to #114 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Don't coddle kids. They'll learn quickly if you repeat the stuff enough times.

If you don't intellectually stimulate toddlers who will? TV?
#137 to #114 - peggscott (06/30/2013) [-]
Kids pick up on a lot of things believe it or not, the early years are the most important for shaping them into who they are going to be

Pic is in no way related...
#119 to #114 - saintlyk (06/30/2013) [-]
your gif made this post bareable
User avatar #39 - gamechap (06/30/2013) [-]
Louis is love, Louis is life
#32 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
ck is a dumb faggot, to be honest.
Yes, funny comic, but in general .. no
User avatar #153 to #32 - zorororonoa (06/30/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with the thread beneath me? This one comment turned into an argument about browsers, what words are real words, and even a little religious debate. How the hell did this happen?
#101 to #32 - thempc (06/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #55 to #32 - dildoes (06/30/2013) [-]
Exactly.
Unless he's with his kids, the only thing he's talking about is jacking off.
User avatar #102 to #55 - thempc (06/30/2013) [-]
lovely username you have there, sir
User avatar #96 to #37 - cullenatorguy (06/30/2013) [-]
What if he doesn't have an account? Does anyone ever think about that?
User avatar #121 to #96 - departed (06/30/2013) [-]
Then he can make one.
User avatar #117 to #96 - burtgasm (06/30/2013) [-]
Well he should have an account. Anons are piles of ****
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