It's True it's True. . iirc. Eli- sili. Nintendo? isb' ith" i; tii' jtag. This just reminded me that today, while cutting the lawn for the first time in months, I ran over a baby turtle and didnt realize it until I was putting the mow
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#13 - whatasickname (06/30/2013) [-]
This just reminded me that today, while cutting the lawn for the first time in months, I ran over a baby turtle and didnt realize it until I was putting the mower away. It's still alive, though. It has a huge gash in its shell with a punctured lung, a mangled front right leg and a completely severed left hindleg. I took it inside, stopped its bleeding and bandaged it. Now it's sitting in a fish tank in the kitchen and im just hoping it pulls through. If it dies I'll be overcome with guilt.
#43 to #13 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Why the **** have you not taken it to a vet. They have animal emergency rooms and **** .
If it dies it is your fault because of that, not because of an accident.
GO TO THE ******* VET. YOU CAN STILL SAVE THAT TOUGH LITTLE ******
User avatar #45 to #13 - vancecore (06/30/2013) [-]
Pics? It's not that i don't trust you, just wanna see how the little guy's doing.
User avatar #49 to #13 - spaceturtlecadet (06/30/2013) [-]
Take it to the vet. I really hope it lives. I ******* love turtles
#51 to #13 - TheKarts (06/30/2013) [-]
I feel you, last year i ran over hedgehog with a landmower.. **** he was alive for half an hour and its guts were all over the place..hitler would have been proud of me
User avatar #19 to #13 - lesolan (06/30/2013) [-]
I wish my upvote had mystical curative powers. D:
User avatar #18 to #13 - swuff (06/30/2013) [-]
Can... Can we get pictures?

I wanna see the guy. :c
#20 to #13 - moustachioman (06/30/2013) [-]
The turtle life ain't easy
The turtle life ain't easy
User avatar #28 to #13 - funnyjunkforlife (06/30/2013) [-]
take it to a vet
User avatar #29 to #13 - pappathethird (06/30/2013) [-]
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
#25 to #13 - lamarisagoodname (06/30/2013) [-]
You didn't mean to hurt the turtle, it was just a very unfortunate circumstance. You're doing the best you can at this situation and that's the only way this could play out. Don't feel guilty because you did the right thing with the choices you had, rather than leave the poor thing to suffer. Feel sad at this misfortune but don't feel guilt
#34 to #13 - riefenstahl (06/30/2013) [-]
It wasn't your fault dude, but maybe you should consider putting it down if you see the turtle is not going to make it...
#15 to #13 - ncsutroll (06/30/2013) [-]
You'll be riddled with guilt over a turtle... what happened to the days of men killing things happily. *Sigh*
User avatar #32 to #15 - raigen (06/30/2013) [-]
Oh no we still do, we only kill **** that isn't cute or has a large population that can afford some genocide, insects for example, rats, mice, chickens, cows, pigs, all that.
User avatar #31 to #15 - iamkagji ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Actually, aside from insanity, people killing things for no reason is a rather recent development.
User avatar #23 to #15 - feelythefeel (06/30/2013) [-]
Probably has something to do with gays, Jews and black people. Right?
#27 to #13 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Murderer
#22 to #13 - internetknight (06/30/2013) [-]
Have you tried facebook likes, yet?
User avatar #35 to #22 - redstag (06/30/2013) [-]
seriously, i dont know how this doesn't have more thumbs i almost cried.
#30 to #22 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
my ******* sides
User avatar #2 to #1 - tarekmig (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh **** its turning the other way better do that too!
#10 to #1 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
that's not a tortoise, that's a turtle
User avatar #52 to #10 - harbingerwolf (06/30/2013) [-]
A snapping turtle, the most bad ass variety of turtles.
#4 - willisteal (06/29/2013) [-]
My only relevant pic!
#6 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Do I see a Kurt Angel quote in the title?
#8 to #6 - dameush (06/30/2013) [-]
someone else noticed!
+1
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#9 - bohemianblasphemy (06/30/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised what turtles can do.
User avatar #33 to #9 - raigen (06/30/2013) [-]
I love you.
#16 - nelflover ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Made me think of this
User avatar #3 - psychadelicace (06/29/2013) [-]
12 thumbs up for a repost?
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User avatar #12 - cresel (06/30/2013) [-]
i expected a **** the police reaction i was disappointed
#11 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Out of all the reptiles I know the snapping turtle (the real turtle) will always be my favorite. However, comparing a snapping turtle to koopas is disingenuous. Judging by the size of that turtle it is a juvenile female or fully grown male (the females get really ******* huge). Their beak like mouths are strong enought to sever a finger or cause some nasty tissue damage to what doesn't unattach from its victim. Oh, they're also known to bite and hold on to a victim in rare occurances. Out of all North American water turtles (in my opinion) they alone capture the dinosaur look with their jagged shells and plated tails. Picking them up is hard even from the sides due to their surprisingly long necks and sharp, clawed feet. Surprisingly, they often shy away from humans and most attacks are human provoked.

Tldr; But to make my point, Mario would be ****** if he ran into a true member of the Chelydridae family (snapping turtles)
User avatar #5 - kingxddd (06/29/2013) [-]
Game so realistic.
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