It's True it's True. . iirc. Eli- sili. Nintendo? isb' ith" i; tii' jtag. This just reminded me that today, while cutting the lawn for the first time in months, I ran over a baby turtle and didnt realize it until I was putting the mow
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#13 - whatasickname (06/30/2013) [+] (24 replies)
This just reminded me that today, while cutting the lawn for the first time in months, I ran over a baby turtle and didnt realize it until I was putting the mower away. It's still alive, though. It has a huge gash in its shell with a punctured lung, a mangled front right leg and a completely severed left hindleg. I took it inside, stopped its bleeding and bandaged it. Now it's sitting in a fish tank in the kitchen and im just hoping it pulls through. If it dies I'll be overcome with guilt.
#1 - derpmageddon (06/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#4 - willisteal (06/29/2013) [-]
My only relevant pic!
#21 - DjRicky (06/30/2013) [+] (12 replies)
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#9 - bohemianblasphemy (06/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You'd be surprised what turtles can do.
+1
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#16 - nelflover (06/30/2013) [-]
Made me think of this
User avatar #12 - cresel (06/30/2013) [-]
i expected a **** the police reaction i was disappointed
#11 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]
Out of all the reptiles I know the snapping turtle (the real turtle) will always be my favorite. However, comparing a snapping turtle to koopas is disingenuous. Judging by the size of that turtle it is a juvenile female or fully grown male (the females get really ******* huge). Their beak like mouths are strong enought to sever a finger or cause some nasty tissue damage to what doesn't unattach from its victim. Oh, they're also known to bite and hold on to a victim in rare occurances. Out of all North American water turtles (in my opinion) they alone capture the dinosaur look with their jagged shells and plated tails. Picking them up is hard even from the sides due to their surprisingly long necks and sharp, clawed feet. Surprisingly, they often shy away from humans and most attacks are human provoked.

Tldr; But to make my point, Mario would be ****** if he ran into a true member of the Chelydridae family (snapping turtles)
#6 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Do I see a Kurt Angel quote in the title?
User avatar #5 - kingxddd (06/29/2013) [-]
Game so realistic.
User avatar #3 - psychadelicace (06/29/2013) [-]
12 thumbs up for a repost?
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