Title. . CRYING STUCK AT A FAMILY GET TOGETHER RIGHT NOW & MY ASSHOLE LITTLE GOT AHOLE OF A MAYONNAISE BOTTLE & IT ALL OVER HIS SISTER & SHE RAN OUT OF THE KITC Title CRYING STUCK AT A FAMILY GET TOGETHER RIGHT NOW & MY ASSHOLE LITTLE GOT AHOLE OF MAYONNAISE BOTTLE IT ALL OVER HIS SISTER SHE RAN OUT THE KITC
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CRYING STUCK AT A FAMILY GET TOGETHER RIGHT
NOW & MY ASSHOLE LITTLE GOT AHOLE OF A
MAYONNAISE BOTTLE & IT ALL OVER HIS SISTER & SHE
RAN OUT OF THE KITCHEN CRYING & SCREAMING "HE ON
ME'' & I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HEARD SO MANY GASES IN
ONE ROOM OM HELP PLEASE
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#1 - hankhillofthe
Reply +65
(06/29/2013) [-]
MY ASSHOLE GOT AHOLE

I ******* love you lightbulb.
#2 - crazyolitis
Reply +44
(06/29/2013) [-]
Why can't the people of tumblr at least TRY to use punctuation?
#25 to #2 - xyxoz
Reply 0
(06/30/2013) [-]
To represent exasperation and excitement that comes when somebody laughs maniacally, like in scenarios where they are being tickled or under the influence of mind-altering substances.
#31 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(06/30/2013) [-]
because unlike the fags of funnyjunk, the people on tumblr have emotions and aren't afraid to show them because they don't give a **** about other's opinions.
#40 to #2 - floggnaw
Reply 0
(06/30/2013) [-]
why the **** does it matter? They just trying to explain the frantic nature of the story, this **** would be boring if it was typed out all proper
#15 to #2 - captiancook
Reply +3
(06/30/2013) [-]
It's mostly due to the fact that 13 year old girls have yet to learn the value of grammar, spelling and syntax.
#5 - thewhitenigger
Reply +33
(06/29/2013) [-]
"I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HEARD SO MANY GASES IN ONE ROOM"
This light bulb is a funny guy
#22 - mrrustledjimmies
Reply +28
(06/30/2013) [-]
If you think jizz looks like mayo, you might be a 14 year old on tumblr
#7 - makhan ONLINE
Reply +23
(06/29/2013) [-]
I would laugh at the situation but the way it's written just pisses me off.
I would laugh at the situation but the way it's written just pisses me off.
#21 to #7 - Dairycow
Reply +1
(06/30/2013) [-]
exactly, these tumblr faggots are cancer
#32 to #21 - poiklman
Reply 0
(06/30/2013) [-]
And what you just said totally doesn't make you seem worse than them.
#16 - anon
Reply 0
(06/30/2013) [-]
I'm ******* crying, I'm stuck at a family get-together right now and my asshole little cousin got ahold of a squeezable mayonnaise bottle and squirted it all over his sister, and she ran out of the kitchen crying and screaming "HE SQUIRTED ON ME." I've never heard in my life so many horrified gasps in one room.
#19 to #16 - painispleasure
Reply +7
(06/30/2013) [-]
hey thanks dude, i couldn't quite read it the first time.
hey thanks dude, i couldn't quite read it the first time.
#14 - mostlyshits
Reply +5
(06/29/2013) [-]
I LI KE TO PU T SPAC ES IN BETWEE N L ETTER S T OO
#17 - tenthdivine
Reply +3
(06/30/2013) [-]
That's a sexual reference.
#35 - brokenboulevard
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(06/30/2013) [-]
#3 - dudeimlikeadude
Reply +2
(06/29/2013) [-]
this would be easier to read and more enjoyable if it weren't all caps
#4 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(06/29/2013) [-]
It's not all caps...
#6 to #4 - dudeimlikeadude
Reply 0
(06/29/2013) [-]
yeah sorry i can find about 3 lower case
#10 to #3 - huffe ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/29/2013) [-]
caps lock is cruise control for cool