lady. i dont have a sex life.. My first word was bollocks.. I don't really have anything else to say I just thought it was relevent


Anonymous comments allowed.
#3 - fromtheinternet (06/29/2013) [-]
My first word was bollocks..    
I don't really have anything else to say I just thought it was relevent
My first word was bollocks..
I don't really have anything else to say I just thought it was relevent
User avatar #17 to #3 - Shenanigins (06/29/2013) [-]
I call bollocks on this statement.
User avatar #34 to #3 - thefogwoggler (06/30/2013) [-]
mine was bugger and i used to go around yelling to everyone i know apparently
User avatar #37 to #3 - theavatarspupil (06/30/2013) [-]
Mine was "chocolate"
#44 to #37 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
mine was "fire"
#57 to #37 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
We liked "DEE " ALL$$$! $
User avatar #58 to #3 - angelodlt (06/30/2013) [-]
Mine was no!
User avatar #8 to #3 - youngneil ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
My first word was automobile, I **** you not.
#13 to #3 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
gavin! stop it!
#4 to #3 - clifford (06/29/2013) [-]
You are the most English man I have ever had the pleasure to meet in, other words your the dog's bollocks.
Have a pick of a chimp holding a pistol.
User avatar #61 to #4 - folkflunky (06/30/2013) [-]
"Ya' ****** better give 'em bananas or I'll **** you up I swear you son of a bitch"
#63 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Childhood obesity is no joke
User avatar #65 to #63 - lacklusterpelican (06/30/2013) [-]
This hurt my feelings because I'm fat but i laughed alot anyways
User avatar #73 to #65 - austone (06/30/2013) [-]
During my 8th grade year I was fat. But I didn't know I was fat since I was skinny my whole life up till that point. In fact after 8th grade I grew out of my fat.
The only reason I know I was fat during that time is because I looked at pictures of myself from those times.
#19 - beeneen (06/29/2013) [-]
Imagine my rage when I've seen this post as a feminist...   
I almost popped a vein and I'm still so angry I want to break something. Thank you very much and how do you feel for insulting a woman?
Imagine my rage when I've seen this post as a feminist...
I almost popped a vein and I'm still so angry I want to break something. Thank you very much and how do you feel for insulting a woman?
User avatar #68 to #19 - maestroxevous (06/30/2013) [-]
I feel fantastic.
User avatar #24 to #19 - duvallwhitey (06/30/2013) [-]
I don't have feelings because feelings are gay.
#55 to #19 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
I sense that someone is butthurt.
#28 to #19 - critz (06/30/2013) [-]
You're new to the internet aren't you
User avatar #22 to #19 - nevrit (06/29/2013) [-]
Well being that this isn't directed towards you unless you are a bad mother, you have no entitlement to feel insulted. This is basically saying that if you raise your kids a certain way don't expect them to turn out another. A parent that lets their child use vulgarities, lets them dress scantily, and thinks that it is funny that they should be "twerking" or w/e else that falls into that field is funny should not be surprised when the kid turns out prego.

TL;DR if it ain't about you, don't get your panties in a knot. Being a woman, much less a femenist has nothing to do with any of this
User avatar #27 to #19 - dedaluminus (06/30/2013) [-]
Guys. Stop feeding the troll. SERIOUSLY, STOP FEEDING THE troll.
#33 to #27 - teenytinyspider (06/30/2013) [-]
They've been auto-banned anyways.
#20 to #19 - zosoiv (06/29/2013) [-]
Pretty good I bet haha
#32 to #19 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
I can't be the only one loving this cancer.
#43 to #19 - Wumbologist (06/30/2013) [-]
1/10 made me comment
#54 to #19 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm a girl too, so I feel like I have the right to say that you are a dumbass.
#47 to #19 - usernamecannotload has deleted their comment [-]
#25 to #19 - binomancha [OP](06/30/2013) [-]
so u be ok with your lil kid being a slut at a young age?
so u be ok with your lil kid being a slut at a young age?
#59 to #25 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
#36 to #19 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Feminism is by far the most sexist thing in existence.
User avatar #41 to #36 - wazapminecraft (06/30/2013) [-]
this is't feminism, this is stupidity.
#48 to #36 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Hell yeah man. Women getting beaten by men they had no say in marrying and not being allowed to vote, **** that; feminism pisses me off! So sexist.
User avatar #91 to #48 - pawnman ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
thats religion and tradition in third world countries. of course there is sexism but feminism is complaining about every little thing and trying to make men lower than woman not making it equal.
#11 - aflyingelephant (06/29/2013) [-]
#76 to #42 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Until he corrects you, then the fun begins.
User avatar #1 - magelick (06/29/2013) [-]
It's ******* Dora..she and Boots sure did go exploring...
User avatar #38 to #1 - thewickedgoose (06/30/2013) [-]
hehehe, gross.
User avatar #29 - agentdennis (06/30/2013) [-]
That ******* haircut is where you went wrong.
#46 - klokwork (06/30/2013) [-]
It's a parents job not to be cool. Because honestly anything REALLY fun is not something mummy would find....productive.
#52 to #46 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #75 to #46 - rhiaanor ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
It's a parents job to teach and lead by example, and the better ones can do that whilst being cool. That's how I've always seen it.
#40 - poniesnstuff (06/30/2013) [-]
My aunts 3 year old chid and 6 year old child sexually experiment in the living room, but she is sitting on Facebook all day
#53 to #40 - delivering (06/30/2013) [-]
Define "sexually experiment"
#78 to #40 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Sexual experimentation is integral to a childs development process, sure it's a little weird, and poses some risks, but locking a child up not teaching them anything or letting them explore for themselves until they're 18 ***** them up pretty bad too.
It concerns me the loops parents jump through to make sure their kid stays as far away from anything even remotely sexual as humanly possible.

Not to mention doing this just makes them want to do it more, and is likely to make them go out and **** and get pregnant when your back finally is turned.

This is why we need to educate our children on this stuff at an early-ish age, not too early, but not so late that they're hitting puberty, and trying this **** for themselves because no one else taught them.
#26 - sluge (06/30/2013) [-]
At conception, perhaps?
At conception, perhaps?
User avatar #49 to #26 - egosumproxi (06/30/2013) [-]
The child's or the mother's?
User avatar #51 to #26 - gardenmanly (06/30/2013) [-]
******* YU YU HAKUSHO!!

first anime I ever watched, saw it back on toonami
good stuff man
#62 to #51 - noodleofrassilon (06/30/2013) [-]
Even if you don't like the rest of the show the pilot story arc makes for a good little story that almost anyone can enjoy
#12 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
Not teaching her to use condoms...
User avatar #14 - huffe ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
she went wrong with her hair style
#2 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
Supposed to be you're in first frame...
User avatar #9 to #7 - sparkieemae (06/29/2013) [-]
That isn't a joke it's just bad grammar.
#60 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
This post and the point it's trying to convey are so idiotic. It is not the parent's fault the girl became pregnant. at all. Profanity has never gotten anyone pregnant. Dancing in the context displayed is harmless. Skirts also do not have the magical ability of getting you pregnant. Nor do any of these affect life choices and I am constantly hitting my head on a brick wall whenever women are called sluts because of the way they dance or the way they dress OR calling them stupid when they get pregnant when a lot of you are the same ************* that berate a girl when she doesn't put out.
#69 to #60 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
No, but they do lead to it. If you put yourself out there by wearing skirts that show your ass and grinding on the nearest crotch whenever you get the chance, then it's only natural that it will lead to sex. That's like saying me loading a gun and pointing it at someone with my finger on the trigger won't lead to me shooting them. It might be that I'm not going to shoot you, but if I'm putting on the appearance that I'm going to shoot you, chances are I'm going to ******* shoot you.

It's the same thing here. Doing what you do in the comic implies that you are willing to put out, and it shouldn't come to anyone's surprise when she gets pregnant, because she put on the appearance that she wants to get noticed by guys in a sexual way. It doesn't matter if it's fair, that's how society is. Everyone makes a first impression at appearance, and the more skin you show, the more you rate on the "Easy to get/slut" meter. That's just how it is.
#64 to #60 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Honestly anti-slut shaming is a pretty ******* retarded concept.

Reminds me of a Dave Chappelle act: If you see a girl wearing a police officer's uniform, you're not crazy to assume they're a police officer. Now, it's their right to wear whatever they want to, yeah. So if you see a girl wearing slutty clothes, no, she might not be a slut, but she's certainly in a slut's uniform.

Girls have the right to do whatever they want, whenever they want. But just advocating for them to be more sensible in a society filled with crap like teenage pregnancy is justified.
#98 to #64 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
u make no sense, children's rights are controlled by adults. young girls should not be dressing like sluts. Its not "slut shaming" when we are talking about children under 16. Its BAD PARENTING! Women have the right to do whatever they want, children only follow by example. DO NOT get the two confused. Women can dress however they like but when a child ( under 18 unemployed person) does it, it is the parent and or primary caregivers responsibility to make sure the child is not dressing or behaving as such!
#16 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
This is sooooo sexist. Strong women should be able to do whatever they want without your sexist society to criticize them.
#18 to #16 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
your retarded. its not sexism. being a strong women has nothing to do with being an under-aged whore. its actually the opposite of strong
User avatar #21 to #18 - TheHutchie (06/29/2013) [-]
He was being sarcastic!

That's exactly the kind of **** feminists come out with, he was making fun.
#88 - Soviet Savior (06/30/2013) [-]
problem solved.
#105 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
all girls have the right to get pregnent young and lead miserable, wasted lives.
#97 - ghouleyed (06/30/2013) [-]
Well i am male and i was rised by Over shpopping mother and Violent Drunk father.

And i became good graded scatterbrained man with God complex who wants to dominate the whole world so i was rised pretty good huh?

<- My second motto.
User avatar #99 to #97 - ghouleyed (06/30/2013) [-]
My first motto "A life not lived for others is a life not worth living" by Albert Einstein
User avatar #71 - henryfordthegod (06/30/2013) [-]
#56 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Wrong color
User avatar #10 - JENNAY (06/29/2013) [-]
When I was a little kid I thought a truck was called a " **** "
Car rides for my parents definitely got interesting for them, especially if guests came
Leave a comment

Top Content in 24 Hours

 Friends (0)