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My Girlfriend

Not Allowed Bitch! Get back to the Kitchen!!!

talk to her
father. he her daddy now.
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in Barry marinate
a' sneeze
in public. Dudes be saying "bless
you" to her. She already blessed, she
got me.
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#32 - TehFunnyMan (06/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#MygirlfriendISnotallowedto
#MygirlfriendISnotallowedto
#19 - whackywonka (06/29/2013) [-]
Number 1.
#23 - nevergoingtrollyou (06/29/2013) [-]
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto Go to Mcdonalds, First she is ordering Mc Nuggets, Next shes ordering his Mc dick.
#16 - ocys ONLINE (06/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
well, that escalated quickly
#35 - vampyrate (06/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#17 - tomatoesauce (06/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#mygirlfriendisnotallowedto know i exist. if she did she'd find all my pictures and think i am creepy.
#52 - doddythechef (06/29/2013) [-]
ofcourse that bitches dreams have come true

you with ******* Bill Nye
#90 - sweetnothings (06/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mygirlfriendnotallowedto work on anyone else; I'm the only one she better be screwing.
#5 - devout feminist (06/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Watchers/ MY LEGAL JOB IDIOT WHORE- REWARDS R US ******* SOON TO NH $$ MEFFS $ SOMER$ SO MANY OTHER BEACHY CITIES/ MAYBE BOATS/ not arrest def dss SOON
User avatar #3 - Shenanigins (06/29/2013) [-]
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto post on facebook or twitter, she's got me, why does she need to talk to anyone else?
#99 - lolollo (06/29/2013) [-]
Mygirlfriendnotallowedto eat english muffins. I'm british enough for the both of us.
#66 - skittlesareepic (06/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Am i the only person who realised that this guys name is ChingChongChoi
#81 - klaedarkness (06/29/2013) [-]
Mygirlfriendnotallowedto go to amusement parks. I'm the only thing she better be riding
#7 - dameush (06/29/2013) [-]
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto oh **** it well all know if I had one of those I wouldn't be on FJ at 1:18
#116 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/30/2013) [-]
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto exist
#115 - LocoJoe (06/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Mine isn't allowed out the basement.
#9 - devout feminist (06/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My girl betrayed me....I hate her.....
#14 to #9 - devout feminist (06/29/2013) [-]
'Your' girl?
Funny how you said that.
User avatar #110 - CameronHere (06/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
No ******* way, I went to school with that Barry kid, he was in my middle school I even have him on facebook


www.facebook.com/ifukztwitrslutz?fref=ts
#112 to #111 - CameronHere (06/30/2013) [-]
Because I felt cool because I know someone famous on the interwebs
Because I felt cool because I know someone famous on the interwebs
User avatar #26 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto use linking verbs
User avatar #114 - ChumLeee (06/30/2013) [-]
The incorrect grammar of that hash tag is really bothering my inner grammar nazi.
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