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My Girlfriend. Not Allowed Bitch! Get back to the Kitchen!!! . talk to her father. he her daddy now. humanly Fal.' or.: e in Barry marinate a' sneeze in public.

Not Allowed Bitch! Get back to the Kitchen!!!

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#19 - whackywonka (06/29/2013) [-]
Number 1.
#66 - skittlesareepic (06/29/2013) [-]
Am i the only person who realised that this guys name is ChingChongChoi
User avatar #70 to #66 - welfarekid (06/29/2013) [-]
Probz an asian choke.
#83 to #66 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
Only thing I thought about that guy was the asian stereotype of small micro dick
#32 - TehFunnyMan (06/29/2013) [-]
#MygirlfriendISnotallowedto
#MygirlfriendISnotallowedto
User avatar #64 to #32 - srskate (06/29/2013) [-]
140 character limit, friend.
User avatar #62 to #32 - mongoozeone (06/29/2013) [-]
I didnt even notice this, my brain just automatically filled in the "is".

i think i have too much faith in people
User avatar #124 to #50 - frenchtoastftw (06/30/2013) [-]
I read that in the old narrator's voice.
#81 - klaedarkness (06/29/2013) [-]
Mygirlfriendnotallowedto go to amusement parks. I'm the only thing she better be riding
#90 - sweetnothings (06/29/2013) [-]
mygirlfriendnotallowedto work on anyone else; I'm the only one she better be screwing.
#23 - nevergoingtrollyou (06/29/2013) [-]
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto Go to Mcdonalds, First she is ordering Mc Nuggets, Next shes ordering his Mc dick.
#59 to #35 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
Pretty sure this is a running joke.
#52 - doddythechef (06/29/2013) [-]
ofcourse that bitches dreams have come true

you with ******* Bill Nye
User avatar #3 - Shenanigins (06/29/2013) [-]
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto post on facebook or twitter, she's got me, why does she need to talk to anyone else?
#99 - lolollo (06/29/2013) [-]
Mygirlfriendnotallowedto eat english muffins. I'm british enough for the both of us.
#7 - dameush (06/29/2013) [-]
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto oh **** it well all know if I had one of those I wouldn't be on FJ at 1:18
#116 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/30/2013) [-]
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto exist
User avatar #26 - kievaughnb (06/29/2013) [-]
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto use linking verbs
#17 - tomatoesauce (06/29/2013) [-]
#mygirlfriendisnotallowedto know i exist. if she did she'd find all my pictures and think i am creepy.
#18 to #17 - tomatoesauce (06/29/2013) [-]
I hate myself.
#20 to #18 - JesusForReal (06/29/2013) [-]
Hey buddy don't worry we love you too
User avatar #40 to #20 - thegrimreaver (06/29/2013) [-]
Speak for yourself.
#25 to #20 - tomatoesauce (06/29/2013) [-]
wat?
#16 - ocys (06/29/2013) [-]
well, that escalated quickly
User avatar #27 to #16 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
thats the only one i found funny
#115 - LocoJoe (06/30/2013) [-]
Mine isn't allowed out the basement.
#148 to #115 - Rascal (06/30/2013) [-]
What a true hero.
#131 to #115 - spanishninja (06/30/2013) [-]
im going to hell for laughing at this.
User avatar #41 - yourdadsdad (06/29/2013) [-]
Did anyone else notice one of the tweets came from Bill Nye?
User avatar #38 - shishabar (06/29/2013) [-]
#mygirlfriendisnotallowedto be on a wheelchair,da fuq she need a wheelchair fo' I already swept her off her feet
User avatar #31 - thedutchs (06/29/2013) [-]
Bill Nye the douchey guy.
#28 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
I get that this is satire.

I'm assuming there was a #myboyfriendisnotallowedto that a lot of dumb bitches latched on to and said ridiculous **** ?
User avatar #67 to #28 - srskate (06/29/2013) [-]
Nah, they are both just jokes
twitter.com/search/%23myboyfriendnotallowedto
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