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My Girlfriend

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#147 - sirbustyabals (06/30/2013) [-]
**sirbustyabals rolled a random image posted in comment #3940040 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** This is what my girlfriend is not allowed to do
#143 - reneeleggett (06/30/2013) [-]
funniest thing ive seen on here in a while. good job
funniest thing ive seen on here in a while. good job
User avatar #134 - OscartheKing (06/30/2013) [-]
these are so great
#129 - cmurphyjrjrjr (06/30/2013) [-]
these guys sound perfect


User avatar #141 to #129 - zacharlfreeman ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Excuse me sir, Your blue name is hurting my eyes.

Don't hurt me
User avatar #142 to #141 - cmurphyjrjrjr (06/30/2013) [-]
no mo
User avatar #133 to #129 - jurto (06/30/2013) [-]
Since my last relationships were kind of cold, I'd like to have this kind of gf.
User avatar #145 to #133 - tehpwnz (06/30/2013) [-]
No. No you wouldn't. Trust me.
User avatar #146 to #145 - jurto (06/30/2013) [-]
Bad experiences? Share your story with us!
User avatar #135 to #133 - cmurphyjrjrjr (06/30/2013) [-]
you could also lock yourself in a cage and get the same effect.
#128 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]
Mygirlfriendnotallowedto phone anyone but me. I changed all numbers in her phone to mine. Go ahead, call your mother.

I'm gon' pick up.
#126 - androiddxx (06/30/2013) [-]
I really hope they're all joking.

Really ******* hope so...
User avatar #144 to #126 - lyiat ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm fairly sure this was in response to a semi-serious "My Boyfriend Isn't Allowed To" hashtag on Twitter.
User avatar #136 to #126 - jorah (06/30/2013) [-]
obviously
#125 - greenthegunstar (06/30/2013) [-]
The only thing that makes these funny for me is the hope that these guys aren't serious.

MFW I realize they are.
User avatar #137 to #125 - jorah (06/30/2013) [-]
They are joking
#140 to #137 - greenthegunstar (06/30/2013) [-]
But...But what if their girlfriends ARE looking for another man and they don't know it?
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User avatar #123 - mcrut ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
My girlfriend better be talking to state farm for insurance because progressive ******* sucks.
#120 - cannedsmarties (06/30/2013) [-]
**cannedsmarties rolled a random image posted in comment #4809450 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** What my girlfriend isn't allowed to do
#116 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/30/2013) [-]
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto exist
#115 - LocoJoe (06/30/2013) [-]
Mine isn't allowed out the basement.
#148 to #115 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]
What a true hero.
#131 to #115 - spanishninja (06/30/2013) [-]
im going to hell for laughing at this.
User avatar #114 - ChumLeee (06/30/2013) [-]
The incorrect grammar of that hash tag is really bothering my inner grammar nazi.
#113 - centurionprime (06/30/2013) [-]
last four.

User avatar #110 - CameronHere (06/30/2013) [-]
No ******* way, I went to school with that Barry kid, he was in my middle school I even have him on facebook


www.facebook.com/ifukztwitrslutz?fref=ts
#111 to #110 - morbidbreath (06/30/2013) [-]
what was the point of sharing that?
#112 to #111 - CameronHere (06/30/2013) [-]
Because I felt cool because I know someone famous on the interwebs
Because I felt cool because I know someone famous on the interwebs
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#107 - blacklightsun (06/30/2013) [-]
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo...
>Implying I have a GF
#103 - metaldubstepotato (06/30/2013) [-]
So he's going to be trapped inside forever because he can't open the doors?

related comment follows..

User avatar #127 to #103 - SubjectThree (06/30/2013) [-]
I'll bet he's afraid if she opens doors she'll find him in the closet.
User avatar #101 - theronj (06/29/2013) [-]
Bill Nye The Twitter Guy
#99 - lolollo ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Mygirlfriendnotallowedto eat english muffins. I'm british enough for the both of us.
User avatar #97 - amuro (06/29/2013) [-]
i got cut and feel like a bag of rotten ***** , TY OP. TY so ******* much.
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