american cars. . Tua- L. -LL'. Jeremy Clarkson: it doesn' t feel at all, We got at sort Of voice thing D it '' Well that' s shut her up!. It doesn't feel like a British car until you turn on the sat-nav. "ello govnar you want a spot of tea? maybe a crump for ya food hole? Find dentist office,
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#77 - superassassin ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]


Let's all just shut the **** up and hold hands already.
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User avatar #132 to #77 - mutantunicorn (06/29/2013) [-]
you forgot the top gear you silly goose
#294 to #77 - TheRiot (06/30/2013) [-]
Word.
#167 to #77 - Slicernicer (06/29/2013) [-]
Why are British people in the Europe section?
User avatar #147 to #77 - popkornking (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm already holding your hand
#55 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
i'm not even american but him mocking cheesburgers with that huge cheeseburger of a double chin he has just doesn't fit right
#91 to #55 - liquidvoodoo (06/29/2013) [-]
That looks more like the results of aging, to me.
#274 to #55 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Neither do his clothes
#19 - maddboiy (06/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#313 to #19 - fullofgoodshitt (06/30/2013) [-]
I laughed more than I should have.
I laughed more than I should have.
User avatar #131 to #19 - destructodan **User deleted account** (06/29/2013) [-]
Doesn't the new series start soon?
User avatar #191 to #131 - Hoobling (06/29/2013) [-]
tomorrow
User avatar #144 to #19 - grandmabetty (06/29/2013) [-]
I actually made that gif, thumb for you
User avatar #145 to #19 - popkornking (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh god why does this low res make me laugh so much
#235 - hybridxproject (06/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #245 - goobdol (06/29/2013) [-]
Defend English countries.
-Green thumbs.
Defend America.
-Learn how to take a joke, fag!

I love going on sites where things are fair. Love it.
#197 - unncommon (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm an Americunt and I think that it's ******* hilarious when Jeremy makes fun of us. But they also make fun of themselves.

To anyone who doesn't watch Top Gear (BBC) it'd be hard to understand, but this guy is the second most awesome Englishman out there.
User avatar #261 to #197 - fpsnoob (06/29/2013) [-]
I was about to say the same thing. I love how people get butthurt over something like this even though they've never actually watched Top Gear. That show is hilarious.
User avatar #201 to #197 - cnga (06/29/2013) [-]
Whose the first?
User avatar #214 to #201 - nyangiraffe (06/29/2013) [-]
It should be Stephen Fry
User avatar #221 to #201 - stefanovic (06/29/2013) [-]
imo, John Cleese
User avatar #262 to #201 - unncommon (06/29/2013) [-]
People usually argue over whom/what the first of something is, so I just kind of left that blank. But I personally think William Churchill.
#59 - bitey (06/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #117 to #113 - teoberry (06/29/2013) [-]
No one ******* cares. Go back to jerking off immigrants and letting your culture deteriorate.
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User avatar #44 - nodforfunny (06/29/2013) [-]
It doesn't feel like a British car until you turn on the sat-nav. "ello govnar you want a spot of tea? maybe a crump for ya food hole? Find dentist office, well that shut her up.
#279 to #44 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
The funny thing is is that no ones talks like that in the UK, but there are tonnes of fat americans in real life.
User avatar #284 to #279 - nodforfunny (06/30/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm sure no one else in the UK doesn't like the US. While you are correct that there are a lot of fat people in the US every other ******* country has fat asses too and lazy people, fit people, stupid people, smart people etc etc etc every country has the same kinda people.
User avatar #300 to #284 - optimussum (06/30/2013) [-]
But I like the US
#209 to #44 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
Shut up, fatty
#126 to #44 - crashbandicunt (06/29/2013) [-]
Please, do keep my thumb, but I feel such a burning, British need to tell you that I actually place Crumpets inside my digesting porthole, not crimps.    
   
Anyway, have a nice gif and enjoy that thumb, you thing, you.
Please, do keep my thumb, but I feel such a burning, British need to tell you that I actually place Crumpets inside my digesting porthole, not crimps.

Anyway, have a nice gif and enjoy that thumb, you thing, you.
#159 to #126 - fcrocker (06/29/2013) [-]
Manatees are silly.
User avatar #160 to #159 - crashbandicunt (06/29/2013) [-]
You're silly.
#163 to #161 - crashbandicunt (06/29/2013) [-]
That was the first impulsive laugh I've had all week. Thanks!
That was the first impulsive laugh I've had all week. Thanks!
#170 to #163 - fcrocker (06/29/2013) [-]
No probs man, that pic gets me everytime!

Nice name btw.
#173 to #170 - crashbandicunt (06/29/2013) [-]
Thanks!
Thanks!
#177 to #173 - fcrocker (06/29/2013) [-]
Dat Nostalgia.
User avatar #181 to #44 - comentator (06/29/2013) [-]
Irrelevant fact no. 557232: "govnar" means " ******** " on Serbian.
User avatar #185 to #181 - nodforfunny (06/29/2013) [-]
Thanks, I learned something today!
#186 to #185 - comentator (06/29/2013) [-]
No problem. Wanna go bowling now?
User avatar #189 to #186 - nodforfunny (06/29/2013) [-]
Only if there will be vodka and nachos.
#190 to #189 - comentator (06/29/2013) [-]
>drinking vodka
#196 to #190 - nodforfunny (06/29/2013) [-]
>smoking buddah
#153 to #44 - optimussum (06/29/2013) [-]
"crump"
"crump"
#322 to #153 - arthurfj (06/30/2013) [-]
Think he's referring to crumpets, a stereotypical English food.
User avatar #323 to #322 - optimussum (06/30/2013) [-]
I know what a crumpet is.


I'm just saying, if he's gonna take the piss he could at least get the food right
#134 - sachonebeef (06/29/2013) [-]
Why can't we all be friends and make jokes over our stereotypes without it turning into a battle of the ages for the keyboard warriors?
#138 to #134 - SubjectThree ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
'No."
'No."
#266 to #220 - hidanfangirl ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
I always thought the name "Union Jack" was weird, anyway. Here's a Brit.
#269 - LocoJoe (06/29/2013) [-]
Needs more gun stores and steak places and then you'll have Texas.
Needs more gun stores and steak places and then you'll have Texas.
User avatar #206 - robertolee (06/29/2013) [-]
American ********* down in the comments people, seems like some don't realise this is a joke and have resorted to insulting the English (Brits as they call us, even though britain is comprised of 3 different countries they can't seem to get the stereotypes quite right)
English: Bad teeth, tea drinking, royal obsessed, posh ******* (Me, although I am a geordie so Geordie shore is apparently our regional stereotype)
Welsh: Sheep ******* hill people.
Scottish: Ginger, kilt wearing, tree tossing crazy ******* . (Don't **** with the scots)
User avatar #216 to #206 - walkerjam (06/29/2013) [-]
What about Northern Ireland?
User avatar #224 to #216 - sokkabingo **User deleted account** (06/29/2013) [-]
Britain is the landmass composed of Wales, Scotland and England.
It's the Island, not the United Kingdom.
User avatar #230 to #224 - walkerjam (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. Now I feel stupid as I knew that. Thanks for explaining though.
Britain =/= UK
It ain't easy bein' a tired Swede.
#232 to #230 - sokkabingo **User deleted account** (06/29/2013) [-]
No worries.
#234 to #224 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
Great Britain is the landmass that encompasses Wales, Scotland and England. Britain is the entirety of the islands; Britain, Ireland, Isle of Man, Isle of Wight, etc.

themoreyouknow.gif
#237 to #234 - sokkabingo **User deleted account** (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh I'm sorry, if we're being pedantic then it's "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland".
It's an abbreviation.
User avatar #240 to #234 - sokkabingo **User deleted account** (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention.
Those are the BRITISH ISLES.
#33 - ranzoray (06/29/2013) [-]
Honestly, I don't know why I was expecting otherwise
Honestly, I don't know why I was expecting otherwise
#143 - grandmabetty (06/29/2013) [-]
MFW new Top Gear series tomorrow at 8:00pm
MFW new Top Gear series tomorrow at 8:00pm
#299 to #143 - TheRiot (06/30/2013) [-]
Thank you. I am forever in your debt!
User avatar #166 to #143 - landrower (06/29/2013) [-]
agreed
User avatar #155 - makethingsworse ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
An American car shows you fast food places, a British car can't find the dentist's.
User avatar #223 to #155 - granadablashlack (06/29/2013) [-]
Does that mean American cars can't find libraries, schools, universities and weight loss classes?
#243 to #223 - futt (06/29/2013) [-]
if you were a car you couldent find a joke
#324 to #223 - makethingsworse ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Maybe not, but every American car is made of 100% FREEDOM.
User avatar #229 - WheresMyAccount (06/29/2013) [-]
You ********* don't seem to realise that a LOT of british humor is all about laughing at other countries. You should listen to how they laugh at german people on the show, and it's all normal
User avatar #259 to #229 - centurionprime (06/29/2013) [-]
wait really?

that's kind of mean.
even if we had the same amount of humor that makes fun of other countries, proportionally, we're less inclined to make fun of other countries in general.
but I guess on the flip side, why joke when we have the power to just drop a few bombs and be like, who's laughin now punkass.
oh.
except for russia.
that's why we have so many russian jokes! we cant bully them!
haha!
we respect them too much!
#289 to #259 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
We are kinda more used to mean jokes. I try to explain:
The French, Germans and Englishman for example have a long tradition of wars in every variation (Germany and France vs England, Germany and England vs France and of course France and England vs Germany).
Trough the times, they all somehow liked and hated each other at the same time. Their humour and (mostly) funny stereotypes derived as kind of ventile for those nations people.
Now remember that Europe is historically small patternd. You can go here like 20 kilometers in 4 different directions and you'll have 4 different languages, cultures, style of architecture etc). And everone fought the other at least once. So nearly every nation consists in itself of pretty strong subcultures, which are well tended.

**This may sound confusing to an american or australian, because they are much more homogene as a nation in terms of shared history. We mostly identify ourselves by our local culture, and less by our nations.
**


User avatar #307 to #289 - centurionprime (06/30/2013) [-]
that's cool.

Makes me wonder how russia is.
#309 to #307 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
not really european, thats for sure. Russia is pretty ****** up and crazy at the same time.
User avatar #304 to #229 - legodude (06/30/2013) [-]
Don't forget laughing at ourselves! check out 'ello 'ello we laugh at everyone, also the germans love it and it's about the war!
#315 to #304 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
As said i get you. Americans simply don't seem to understand our shared humour.
#30 - A Pickle (06/29/2013) [-]
LE 'MERICUNTS R SO FAT GUISE AMIRITE HUEHEUHEUEH XDDD   
   
WE 			*******		 GET IT.
LE 'MERICUNTS R SO FAT GUISE AMIRITE HUEHEUHEUEH XDDD

WE ******* GET IT.
#228 to #30 - meinneger (06/29/2013) [-]
Ahaha, can't take the banter, eh America
#251 to #30 - hoskins (06/29/2013) [-]
The "ironic" comments are worse than the post.

I'm prepared for my red thumbs.

(pic related, it's me in four and a half minutes)
User avatar #213 to #30 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
You live in the country where free pizza and cupcakes are handed out at the ******* GYM. You kinda deserve it...
#225 to #213 - grandterskrasao (06/29/2013) [-]
pizza and cupcakes are not handed out at the gym...
User avatar #227 to #225 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
Planet Fitness - Pat On The Back
Learn to check your sources and don't mindlessly claim things you don't really know.
#238 to #227 - grandterskrasao (06/29/2013) [-]
K.. first of all, this is a promotional campaign to spread the sense of companionship between people. Second, these are not free cupcakes that are given out simply because you go to the gym. Third, I go to the gym, and have never been offered a cupcake or a pizza. Fourth, you never provided proof of pizza so that argument is out. And lastly, you're taking an isolated event and encompassing an entire country because of it.

SO, i think YOU need to learn how to check your sources, and when you find even a plausible bit of evidence, to not be a ******* dick, and insult someone who provides evidence that goes against. Cunt.
User avatar #244 to #238 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
Someone's a bit butthurt I see. I never claimed every gym in the USA hand them out, I simply commented that you live in a country where someone who runs a gym has actually found it to be a good idea to mix fast foods and pastries with work out and fitness. THAT was my point and It is in fact a perfect little picture of what your country have become. Planet Fitness pizza night.m2p And sorry for the lack of Pizza-evidence, here it is
User avatar #248 to #244 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
No one here is butthurt. You are just being a presumptuous asshole who has no idea how america works. It is gigantic, so much so that even a gym group as large as planet fitness doing this isn't even close to representing us. Stop presuming a pizza night at a gym means that we are fatasses that deserve punishment and ridicule.
User avatar #254 to #248 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
OK I might be going a bit hard on you as a people when actually it is the government and the corporations that are to blame for your habits and way of life. But really if you don't stand up to the puppeteers real soon ridicule is more than you deserve.
User avatar #256 to #254 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
We have more problems right now. Any changes like you said would cause MAJOR economic problems and that is NOT what we need right now. Until America is able to stand on it's own 2 feet again we shouldn't be trying to ruin the economy further in an attempt to make it's unemployed citizens a little bit thinner.
User avatar #260 to #256 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
That I can understand.
The world is overpopulated as it is so however many people dying from obesity related diseases is probably for the better anyways, my problem lies with the people grossly profiting from the people hurting itself by consuming junk and smoking cigarettes.
User avatar #265 to #260 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
Well I just looked up the death by obesity statistic.
By damn 300,000 a year, just behind 500,000 for cancer and 500,000 for heart disease.
It's a bigger problem than I thought ._.
User avatar #239 to #227 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
1. I can't speak for other areas of america, but where I live there are about 3 Gold's Gyms for every Planet Fitness
2. That might be a 1 day offer or something
3. You are waaaaay skewing the facts
So, in short, yes, they do hand out cupcakes at some gyms that are on a limited time offer.
User avatar #246 to #239 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
Still A GYM thought it to be a good idea to serve cupcakes and pizza,however limited or often. You don't find that the least bit peculiar?
User avatar #247 to #246 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
It's weird, and likely in the interest of promoting business.
Thing is, it isn't normal. You are associating things that americans consider odd and very counter intuitive to be the norm. My problem with that is that even though it is an isolated incident, you have decided that this automatically makes it representational of all the gyms in america. Go and count how many gyms are serving pizza and cupcakes, then how many aren't.
Basically, you are a racist asshole.
User avatar #252 to #247 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
to quote myself: "I never claimed every gym in the USA hand them out, I simply commented that you live in a country where someone who runs a gym has actually found it to be a good idea to mix fast foods and pastries with work out and fitness. THAT was my point" So I am not making it representational of all the gyms in america I'm making it representational of america as a country. What the hell does race have to do with anything? Is obese a race now?
User avatar #255 to #252 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
"You live in the country where free pizza and cupcakes are handed out at the ******* GYM. You kinda deserve it..."
That is what you said, and what you said here is not your full point. Since you have amended your point, that means you have changed the subject (although only a little). I don't know how you argue but when I argue and somebody changes their point, it means they have lost, at least on their original grounds.
User avatar #257 to #255 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
You know you have lost an argument when you have to get technical about the other parts wording and way of arguing. I know very well what I meant when I wrote it and I haven't changed my mind or point thing. Maybe I should have but an 'a' in stead of 'the' in front of gym to make myself clearer? For that I am sorry. My point remains: You live in a country (the only country I have heard of) where a gym is handing out pizza and pastries at one time or another to their customers.
User avatar #258 to #257 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
Okay so you clarify your statement. Thing is, Planet Fitness is new. It's trying to be hip and to appeal to a late teens and early adult group. Pizza and cupcakes is an amazing way to attract people to your gym, and even though it is completely counter intuitive and even though I disagree with it, it does get people to the gym. And any first visit gives chance for a second visit. And any second visit gives chance for a long term routine of going. It's just weird business, not a representation of the obese mindset of americans that you imply it is.
User avatar #263 to #258 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
I see your point. I guess it just comes down to the "land of opportunity"-part then. Whatever you gotta do to make the american dream come true. As a person who goes to the gym myself and am in education to work with public health I just find it to be a step backwards...
#218 to #213 - A Pickle (06/29/2013) [-]
The only areas in America that are extremely obese are the midwestern and southern states. It's not like its the entire country.

#222 to #218 - klavi (06/29/2013) [-]
A-ha! So as long as you never reach "extreme obesity" you're in the clear?

User avatar #187 to #30 - catassassin (06/29/2013) [-]
I agree with you for the most part, but I thought this one was actually pretty funny.
User avatar #215 to #30 - wizzerdofaus (06/29/2013) [-]
awww, someone needs a nap.
#154 to #30 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
says mr pickle
#45 to #30 - newall (06/29/2013) [-]
lose some weight then.
User avatar #140 to #30 - srskate (06/29/2013) [-]
chill and take a joke.
#318 to #30 - A Pickle (06/30/2013) [-]
mfw I created this glorious 			****		 storm in the comments below
mfw I created this glorious **** storm in the comments below
User avatar #128 to #30 - vampireinarm (06/29/2013) [-]
you mad merica
#133 to #30 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
fatty not happy?
#148 to #30 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (06/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #112 to #30 - poiklman (06/29/2013) [-]
Is your rear end hurting little bit?
#52 to #30 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
relax fattie
its a joke, not a dick, dont take it so hard
#115 to #52 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
that joke is so used it can no longer be sold on ebay
User avatar #87 to #80 - mattmanhemi (06/29/2013) [-]
there are currently 3 post on from page making fun of america, there hasn't been a post making fun of Europe on front page in a week, why are you guys so full of yourselves
User avatar #231 to #87 - stefanovic (06/29/2013) [-]
we don't see ourselves as Europe, I mean, I'm Belgium, and I have as much to do with Brittain as you ( presume you're American) have to do with Canada... And since there's no true European stereotype, how can you make fun of it?
User avatar #141 to #87 - sovietghost (06/29/2013) [-]
if its funny, i laugh. And if the joke is on me, at least i will let others enjoy it for a bit.
btw im not european.
#129 to #87 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
Because Europe is acting like the America a couple of years ago.

I think the only 1st world western country that doesn't seem to be caught in this nationalism storm is Canada (aside from the sorry).
User avatar #172 to #129 - Logicaltightrope (06/29/2013) [-]
Which is ironic, because Canadians are generally very patriotic. Their sporting event national anthems are awesome.
User avatar #292 to #172 - warioteam (06/30/2013) [-]
But the sporting events themselves are ******* brutal.

Don't mess with Canada and their hockey.
#127 to #87 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
frontpages are very different at certain times. If americans are sleeping, europeans are thumbing.
User avatar #139 to #87 - finni (06/29/2013) [-]
It's just how we Europeans are, but I agree, it can get a lot out of hand and I apologize for my continent.
#298 to #80 - soggytomatoe (06/30/2013) [-]
That is true

You know who else does that?

******* EVERYONE
User avatar #149 to #80 - toosexyforyou (06/29/2013) [-]
That can literally be used for every other country in the world except for Canada.
User avatar #241 to #149 - zzforrest (06/29/2013) [-]
And in recent times a wave of canadians have started mentioning how many assholes are in their country.
User avatar #81 to #30 - akkere (06/29/2013) [-]
In all fairness, how often do we push stuff like the whole "French Surrender" shtick?
#96 to #81 - azinfoo (06/29/2013) [-]
And the "Australia is upside down" thing.
User avatar #142 to #96 - matheomaidana (06/29/2013) [-]
and the Canadian "Sorry"
#165 to #142 - azinfoo (06/29/2013) [-]
I happen to be Canadian. I can assure you, the joke is quite accurate
#174 to #165 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
as swiss i stay neutral to this
#207 to #81 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
I have French students round here all the time. Stereotypes always help replace the awkward tension with hatred. Much better. Of course, there is a point when it's just friendly banter and we all have a good time, but I ensure to proceed far beyond that point...
I have French students round here all the time. Stereotypes always help replace the awkward tension with hatred. Much better. Of course, there is a point when it's just friendly banter and we all have a good time, but I ensure to proceed far beyond that point...
#72 - mrcheekyface (06/29/2013) [-]
Top Gear related content on Funnyjunk? Thumb for you!
Top Gear related content on Funnyjunk? Thumb for you!
#75 to #72 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
you're the cancer on this site.

its relavent to your interests hur dur thumb its sooo funny

kill yourself
User avatar #84 to #75 - dudeimlikeadude (06/29/2013) [-]
Shut up anon
#86 to #84 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
NO U
#92 to #90 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
trying to get thumbs? kill yourself
User avatar #94 to #92 - ladefuckinda (06/29/2013) [-]
Trying to troll? Go back to 9gag.
#98 to #94 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
someone doesn't know the definition of the world troll

Welcome Newfriend
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Because my blue name implies I'm new
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it isn't blue your monitor just blows

its clearly white
User avatar #104 to #101 - vedgetable (06/29/2013) [-]
anon, dont you have any cocks to suck?
#106 to #104 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
nope this website has it under control at the moment.
User avatar #107 to #106 - vedgetable (06/29/2013) [-]
must be killing you, no?
User avatar #108 to #107 - ladefuckinda (06/29/2013) [-]
******* summer fag anons, amirite?
#110 to #108 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
>Newfriend calling others summerfags

There are no summerfags on this website, its terrible.
#109 to #107 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
Obviously I have nothing better to do.
User avatar #103 to #101 - ladefuckinda (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh of course. Thank you for clarifying that for me. And also correcting my obvious confusion of me thinking that I've been a member since 2011.
#105 to #103 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
My welcome still stands, Newfriend.
#100 to #97 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
why would I make an account on this ****** website?
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Why would you go on this website if you find it ****** ?
#114 to #111 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
because I've been here since it was yellow, I still have hope it will return to its former glory.
User avatar #169 to #75 - loodee (06/29/2013) [-]
phr33 thombz for everyone who argues with this guy
#199 - tacticalhog ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Could someone add "Abandon thread" to this Top Gear moment? Thanks.
Could someone add "Abandon thread" to this Top Gear moment? Thanks.
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