How to Remove Mosquito Bites. Found on Reddit, thought it's relevant for the summertime sorry if repost. I hate them. I' m sure you faggets will know them, mo.
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How to Remove Mosquito Bites

Found on Reddit, thought it's relevant for the summertime

sorry if repost

I hate them. I' m sure
you faggets will know
them, mo.
And " really‘ hate their
stings.
against:
1. Get a spoon
2. Get hot water a lighter
3. Make the spoon slightly hot
Don' t burn yourself, faggot
MI Press it on this ******
7. It' s gone
Why? Because the toxin will 'll' N'' l% '. talal That' s "
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Submitted: 06/29/2013
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#36 - deathhardiv (06/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
how awkward would it be for someone to walk in on you with a lighter heating up a spoon
how awkward would it be for someone to walk in on you with a lighter heating up a spoon
#17 - cptnjosh (06/29/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Why the **** doesn't it denature when I take a hot shower?
#21 to #17 - nightdude (06/29/2013) [-]
It might be because the shower's not hot enough. The proteins in the mosquito's saliva cause the itch, and they are destroyed at temperatures above 113 °F (45 °C)
User avatar #2 - blarghagh (06/29/2013) [+] (30 replies)
or you don't be a bitch, that also works
#102 - buttbasher (06/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
brb gonna go out to get some mosquito bites just to see if this works
#25 - spacereptar (06/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Scratching those ******* is the best thing ever
User avatar #42 - Metallicock (06/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Texas thanks you
#160 - masterboll (06/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
its okay because i usually heat up the spoon when im melting my marijuanas

it makes it easier to inject
#134 - xXneoXx (06/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Up here in Alaska, the mosquitos are so bad, you just generally don't go outside.
#142 to #134 - deathhardiv (06/29/2013) [-]
"Up here in Alaska,..."   
   
On your own 						*******					 profile   
Location:   College Station area TX
"Up here in Alaska,..."

On your own ******* profile
Location: College Station area TX

#161 - brokentoaster (06/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
yep its gone alright
yep its gone alright
#143 - antiphates (06/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'll just leave this here. This pretty much defines hate for me.
User avatar #46 - corso (06/29/2013) [+] (16 replies)
But will that work with chigger bites?
User avatar #53 to #52 - corso (06/29/2013) [-]
Look, I'm trying to be serious here.
User avatar #174 - nucularwar (06/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I had trouble following the directions and burned down my house
User avatar #51 - ningyoaijin (06/29/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I've never seen a mosquito.
User avatar #72 to #71 - csonosky (06/29/2013) [-]
so everyone in florida is a terrible person now good logic
#155 - DomSonnovavich (06/29/2013) [-]
Once you notice a mosquito bite, don't scratch it. Apply some rubbing alcohol on that itch (with a cotton ball or whatever) and it should get rid of the "bitch" (bite/itch) in a more expedited fashion.
#90 - funkycheese (06/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
here in Britain we don't have to deal with mosquitoes only gnats which are much smaller but they get everywhere and are just ******* annoying
User avatar #107 - olegdobrynin (06/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Mosquitoes don't transmit any toxin, they just take blood. wtf man.
#118 to #107 - drewbridge (06/29/2013) [-]
malaria is a lie, then.

******* Africans ************ us.
User avatar #78 - the fuzzball ONLINE (06/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I just scratch it untill I break the skin and wham, no more itchyness
#32 - Rellikthebrit (06/29/2013) [-]
Another way to stop it is to take the pizoelectric sparker out of a a lighter. when pressed, it gives off a small electric charge. click that a few times on the bite and it numbs the pain.
Another way to stop it is to take the pizoelectric sparker out of a a lighter. when pressed, it gives off a small electric charge. click that a few times on the bite and it numbs the pain.
User avatar #199 - gare (06/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
How bout bed bugs because I got those ******* errrryyy werrrrr?
User avatar #202 to #199 - symphoric (06/29/2013) [-]
Heat. EVERYTHING has to be heated, clothes, mattresses, couches, any kind of fabric where they can lay eggs. Most people who get bed bugs have to bring in large heaters that blow hot air into the house and leave them running for some time to get rid of the insects.
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