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I am no longer curious

poiints LC) hours age
1 can put bath bf my legs behind my head, oddly flexible but as a dude rid brie thinks its a nifty trick. Haha
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up II can suck my OWN dick, but we brie thinks its a nifty trick. Haha
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#5 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
Gotta love OP.
Can't manage to find a mate but still sucks dick.
User avatar #4 - bitchplzzz (06/29/2013) [-]
I rather be able to suck mine than anyone elses...
User avatar #6 to #4 - xtwinblade ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
i rather not suck anyone at all.
User avatar #51 to #6 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/29/2013) [-]
gay
#75 to #6 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
I bet you kiss girls, faggot!
User avatar #64 to #6 - smittywrbmnjnsn (06/29/2013) [-]
Someone's hiding something.
User avatar #3 - splendiddust ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
As a bisexual male, still gonna try.
#96 to #3 - Rascal (06/30/2013) [-]
Quick everyone hes proclaimed hes not straight!
Lets thumb him the **** up!
User avatar #54 to #3 - gayboard (06/29/2013) [-]
It's not that great, but yeah go for it
User avatar #65 to #3 - theturkeyburger (06/29/2013) [-]
Dude wouldn't that be like double heaven for you? That's like if my dick was in 2 vaginas at the same time.
#56 - uniqueusernames (06/29/2013) [-]
meanwhile at reddit
#1 - davidteninch (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if this is insightful or just weird.
#8 to #1 - justleavefagmin (06/29/2013) [-]
I just finished the first part of that episode.
#73 to #1 - aerosol (06/29/2013) [-]
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#91 - lolollo (06/29/2013) [-]
Let me be frank with you lot. I'll take the preverbial homo-bullet to provide some insight.

It's NOT that we dislike the penis. **** , if we disliked the penis, how do you think we'd stand having our own penis? We work with this thing, literally, all of our lives. We touch it, look at it, hold it, name it, console it when it's depressed, bathe it etc. We don't dislike the dick.

What it is is that we dislike OTHER dicks. You ask me to suck your dick......nnnnno! I don't know where it's been. I don't know your cleaning and or holding/consoling habits. Mine? I know where it is 24/7. Of you want me to suck my own dick, I will go to TOWN on that bad boy! Yours? I won't even want to look at it. It might be green, or have limbs. I don't know...it's not my dick.
User avatar #67 - srskate (06/29/2013) [-]
I can put both of my legs behind my head

I cannot suck my own dick.

I feel cheated.
User avatar #89 to #67 - woojestonie (06/29/2013) [-]
you need a big a dick
#9 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
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I wish I could suck my own dick. Especially if it just feels like I'm sucking a dick.
User avatar #98 to #9 - nomsoms (06/30/2013) [-]
Can we suck each others dicks? I'm underage too.
#100 to #98 - heartlessrobot (06/30/2013) [-]
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Sure.
User avatar #12 to #9 - pyrelord (06/29/2013) [-]
I can, I haven't tried in years though, it's less pleasurable than jacking off.
User avatar #13 to #12 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
You're talking to a bi dude who would probably pay to suck someone off.
User avatar #14 to #13 - pyrelord (06/29/2013) [-]
Imagine being stuffed into a tiny box whilst sucking off another man.
User avatar #15 to #14 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
So, glory hole box? I'd do that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - pyrelord (06/29/2013) [-]
but the back pain...
User avatar #17 to #16 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
I'll get over it.
User avatar #18 to #17 - pyrelord (06/29/2013) [-]
are all bi people cock-whores?
User avatar #40 to #18 - stonks (06/29/2013) [-]
Yup
User avatar #42 to #40 - pyrelord (06/29/2013) [-]
Stop stalking me stonks.
User avatar #43 to #42 - stonks (06/29/2013) [-]
HOLY HELL WHAT I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT WAS YOU
User avatar #52 to #43 - pyrelord (06/29/2013) [-]
l0l
#26 to #18 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/29/2013) [-]
I am as well.
#19 to #18 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
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Well, I am.
Can I suck your dick?
User avatar #20 to #19 - pyrelord (06/29/2013) [-]
Jail-bait
User avatar #21 to #20 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
How'd you know?
#22 to #21 - pyrelord (06/29/2013) [-]
I meant that I am
User avatar #23 to #22 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
Is that really you? I've seen that pic floating around.
If it is you, then I really want to suck your dick. I'm technically underaged too.
User avatar #25 to #24 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
Ok, I already have his page book marked. I really hoped it was you.
Can I still suck your dick?
User avatar #27 to #25 - pyrelord (06/29/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #28 to #27 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #29 to #28 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2013) [-]
you can suck mine ^^
#30 to #29 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
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Yay!
I need a fox version of this.
User avatar #33 to #30 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2013) [-]
that's pretty gay bro
#76 to #33 - aerosol (06/29/2013) [-]
HA! Good one, sparky.
User avatar #35 to #30 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2013) [-]
to bad you've never sucked a dick



#36 to #35 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
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Not yet. Why must you depress me this way?
#97 to #31 - Rascal (06/30/2013) [-]
This must be the most gigantic faggot thread on the entirety of FJ.
User avatar #55 to #28 - pyrelord (06/29/2013) [-]
If you want you can add me on skype, but don't try to seduce me pls. *********** 9001
User avatar #57 to #55 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
Somebody in the comments is butthurt.
User avatar #58 to #57 - pyrelord (06/29/2013) [-]
would it be funnyjunk if someone wasnt?
User avatar #59 to #58 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
Nope.
#37 to #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm sorry ;_;
#38 to #37 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
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It's ok, I forgive you.
#39 to #38 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2013) [-]
the same gose for you
the same gose for you
#41 to #39 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
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Yay, buttsex!
User avatar #44 to #41 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2013) [-]
hurry up adn get older
User avatar #78 to #71 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2013) [-]
what??
User avatar #79 to #78 - aerosol (06/29/2013) [-]
umm... nothing...
User avatar #85 to #79 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2013) [-]
didn't seem like nothing
User avatar #45 to #44 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
I'M TRYING! I've perfected time travel though. I'm now capable of moving forward in time by 1second per second.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2013) [-]
well that's good might make things a bit faster


why you never on skype??
User avatar #47 to #46 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
I forgot about skype.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2013) [-]
so you just forget about me like that ;-;
User avatar #49 to #48 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #50 to #49 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2013) [-]
it's okay <3
#61 to #9 - jimmytwoshoes (06/29/2013) [-]
quality sucks but meh idc ._.
#62 to #61 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
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Another reaction pic/gif with my name in it? Yay!
User avatar #7 - stubborndrek (06/29/2013) [-]
As a straight man, it's fine
No different than jacking off...

It's my body, if I wanna do something to it, I'll ******* do it
User avatar #10 to #7 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
i think the point was the sensation wasnt as much that of being sucked, but of sucking.
not that it was gay. Obviously sucking your own dick isnt gay.
User avatar #53 - vengance (06/29/2013) [-]
That just makes me wanna do it more.... I want my dick to be sucked and I wanna suck dick... Being bi is kinda awesome
#93 to #53 - waterbottlemanboy (06/29/2013) [-]
True.
True.
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#94 - nortledrones (06/29/2013) [-]
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Why go through all that trouble, I'd rather just suck someone else's dick, no homo.
User avatar #88 - darksideofthebeast (06/29/2013) [-]
I can put my legs behind my head too
If I was a girl
I'd get all the dick.
#80 - infinitereaper (06/29/2013) [-]
Who cares really? It's your own dick and no different than masturbating.

I wish I could this.
#86 to #80 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
I could reach my dick, but i'm not flexible so i could only get the tip.. and i didn't. I am afraid how gay it would turn me.
User avatar #87 to #86 - infinitereaper (06/29/2013) [-]
When you jack off, you're jacking off a dick.

And putting in your mouth is any different?
#90 to #87 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
No, i mean i'm afraid that if i try it i'll like it. Not getting my dick sucked, but sucking a dick. What the **** do i do if i find out i love sucking dick? I'd have to become gay.
#95 to #90 - dedaluminus (06/29/2013) [-]
If you find you enjoy the cock, but still like dem titties
#92 to #80 - waterbottlemanboy (06/29/2013) [-]
I can do it, not the greatest thing, really. But hey, I get lonely sometimes
I can do it, not the greatest thing, really. But hey, I get lonely sometimes
User avatar #68 - amanaman (06/29/2013) [-]
here's a good question for the ladies of FJ. ladies if you could would you lick yourself?
#72 to #68 - veryspecialagent ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
That question's already been asked and answered fool. It was one of those compiled FJ vote contents. about 74% of women said yes, 60-65% men said yes.
User avatar #74 to #72 - amanaman (06/29/2013) [-]
well **** . sorry i havent been on in a long time
#81 to #74 - selfdenyingbeggar (06/29/2013) [-]
didn't you get the memo?
User avatar #2 - knifeyoass (06/29/2013) [-]
SwagYoloJesus.
User avatar #11 - dashgamer (06/29/2013) [-]
Sucking my own dick? I call that practice.
#99 - kaycie (06/30/2013) [-]
i i was somehow flexible enough to lick my own vagina, there's no way in hell i would do it
i i was somehow flexible enough to lick my own vagina, there's no way in hell i would do it
User avatar #84 - nucularwar (06/29/2013) [-]
Jacking off is no different than giving someone a hand job then.

I guess there's more work involved in a selfy suck
User avatar #82 - plasmaballs (06/29/2013) [-]
i can suck my own dick, it should fell good, but you're still sucking a dick
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