What are you even doing man?. Let me taste your human-y goodness... Fix'd Mmm limbs
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User avatar #27 to #18 - johnredcorn (06/29/2013) [-]
fat ben?
User avatar #33 to #27 - FlyingButt (06/29/2013) [-]
Many millennia ago, when FunnyJunk was still green, there were spammers who posted nothing but the words "FAT BEN MADE POOP" over and over again.

It was a time of great hardship. The internet had not yet taught us how to deal with it. But, as with all spam, it eventually died out on it's own. We cheered that Fat Ben was gone, but spam is like a virus. It can't be destroyed. It will change. It will adapt and come back again.
We now have "asians can read minds" in fat ben's place.
User avatar #34 to #33 - johnredcorn (06/29/2013) [-]
o **** .... i remember now
User avatar #35 to #34 - johnredcorn (06/29/2013) [-]
god i just made a really bad pun
#67 to #33 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#43 to #33 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MI NDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can refatds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say.
User avatar #24 to #18 - mythichyphen (06/29/2013) [-]
You forgot 'Asians can actually read minds!'
#2 - poncakeforlife (06/28/2013) [-]
Fix'd
User avatar #97 to #2 - plumotje (06/29/2013) [-]
maybe he has is own god
#21 to #15 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
retard
#133 to #25 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
Funny yhing is, this would probably be taken seriously.
#26 to #25 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
**** off you british cunt, you have yellow teeth and love the queen, I bet your drinking tea right now
#28 to #26 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Tea with milk is delicious and im american    
shut up
Tea with milk is delicious and im american
shut up
User avatar #119 to #28 - ragnarfag (06/29/2013) [-]
You disgust me.
User avatar #96 to #26 - theguywhocantgetit (06/29/2013) [-]
What about our drinking tea right now?
#106 to #25 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
Is that Nick Cage as Jesus?
#6 - shroomftw (06/29/2013) [-]
Earth's FW God leaves the humans on
Earth's FW God leaves the humans on
#49 - tonysweet (06/29/2013) [-]
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"
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#1 - llanox (06/28/2013) [-]
>let me taste your human-y goodness
#3 to #1 - supermunchkin (06/28/2013) [-]
oh lawd no thanks
oh lawd no thanks
#7 - TheJailerPedo (06/29/2013) [-]
There's a scene in an episode of family guy and they wonder what God's been doing, and they cut to God on a motorcycle flying through space with some song in the background.

It'd be nice to have a gif of that scene...
User avatar #112 to #7 - kasperninja (06/29/2013) [-]
Wasn't that the episode where Brian declares he's atheist or something?
I think it was titled "Not All Dogs Go to Heaven."
User avatar #5 - shroomftw (06/29/2013) [-]
Did God just say oh God? Oh God...
#19 - nimba (06/29/2013) [-]
Why would god have a halo?   
   
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Why would god have a halo?

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User avatar #31 to #19 - shazmo (06/29/2013) [-]
He's a Z fighter
#118 to #19 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
why the **** not, i mean if i was an omnipotent being id be wearing supermans costume and throwing batarangs around at light speed
#50 to #19 - rakaka (06/29/2013) [-]
Because a Halo in Catholicism (or i guess Chrisitianity in general) or a round golden shape surrounding the head depicted in paintings is used to describe holiness around a person such as Jesuu
User avatar #51 to #50 - nimba (06/29/2013) [-]
Yeah you must think I'm retarded I mean why would god, the unequivocal embodiment of holiness need a halo, when everybody knows that.
User avatar #52 to #51 - rakaka (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh right, my mistake. I thought you wanted a legitimate answer for your question but i suppose i was wrong and I should have given you an answer like #31 or some other joke that isn't serious in any way.
User avatar #54 to #52 - nimba (06/29/2013) [-]
Exactamundo Buzz Killington
User avatar #57 to #54 - rakaka (06/29/2013) [-]
I don't really see the point of asking something and then when someone gives a serious answer you get all upset and call them Buzz Killington

I mean really, what is your motivation behind this?
#64 to #63 - rakaka (06/29/2013) [-]
wow. that was really good man. really. you got me there m8
#20 to #19 - zakaizer (06/29/2013) [-]
Why not, he can do whatever he wants, if he wants a halo, who are we to stop him?   
   
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Why not, he can do whatever he wants, if he wants a halo, who are we to stop him?

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#83 to #20 - tehubernation (06/29/2013) [-]
Pic related
#22 to #20 - nimba (06/29/2013) [-]
meh
meh
#120 - shenro ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
from like the 1st time this was posted
#94 - haxorman (06/29/2013) [-]
>enlarge
User avatar #109 to #94 - thebritishguy (06/29/2013) [-]
Iran has very good scientists though, recently they created a computer which can predict the future
User avatar #101 to #94 - dummerbaztard (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh god, I'm saving this!
User avatar #104 to #94 - bigmanfifty (06/29/2013) [-]
That is truly terrible, not to mention stupid.
User avatar #139 to #104 - haxorman (06/30/2013) [-]
please dont be butthurt its just a joke
#105 to #104 - ceasario (06/29/2013) [-]
it's true
#107 to #105 - lankyman ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
How can you judge speculative fiction to be true?
#99 to #94 - lankyman ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #100 to #99 - appleboom (06/29/2013) [-]
acceptable racism is the worst kind of racism
#115 to #100 - feelythefeel (06/29/2013) [-]
>implying directly saying that the other races would completely destroy the Earth and Human society without the presence of white people
Yes, so acceptable, I think I'll accept it as both my wife and my healthy breakfast cereal.
User avatar #140 to #99 - haxorman (06/30/2013) [-]
its a joke please don't be butthurt
#141 to #140 - lankyman ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Nah don't worry, the hurt has left my butt
User avatar #142 to #141 - haxorman (06/30/2013) [-]
I lol'd
#76 - qubot (06/29/2013) [-]
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#93 to #76 - haxorman (06/29/2013) [-]
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#127 to #76 - johnredcorn (06/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #138 to #127 - qubot (06/29/2013) [-]
man no one is geting the dubbs
#78 to #76 - qubot (06/29/2013) [-]
aw **** ...
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#85 to #82 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 622** Sup.
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#113 - krayon ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
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It would have been better had he said "Oh me! I left the humans on!"
#41 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
that would mean he was supposed to kill us before he went having fun
#125 - nickbeauchamp (06/29/2013) [-]
hey, right basically the other night I was in bed and I thought of this thing to do with religion and stuff
basically we're just evolved monkeys
monkeys have no idea about religion
so how come if we evolve enough you're suddenly religious
just because we have the capability to think of it
like when you reach a certain evolutionary stage religion effects you
so surely we must have just made it up when we got to that stage because we didn't have the mental capacity to think of it before
I'm an atheist so I guess my views are slightly biased but its just what I thought, any opinions on this?
User avatar #130 to #125 - zlawliet (06/29/2013) [-]
Before I make any points, I'll clarify that I too, am an atheist.
Now, I understand your thought process but it doesn't exactly work that way. Hinduism, for example, DOES affect all creatures. I forget the terms Hinduism uses for reincarnation, "God" and such, so I won't google them to seem more intelligent. Basically every living thing can potentially become part of god once they become "pure and good" or something along those lines. Until that point, all souls circulate the world in different bodies and such. If you were a vile person in a previous life, you may be reincarnated as a maggot or such. Anywho, animals are able to move up the reincarnation ladder.

There are definitely more religions like this one, but I'm assuming you're speaking mostly of Abrahamic religions. Christianity, Islam, and Judaism all contains the creation stories, if I'm not mistaken. In these beliefs, we didn't evolve from monkeys, and evolution doesn't exist. Most modern era religious people have denounced the creation stories though. Anywho, hope I don't sound retarded.
#131 to #130 - nickbeauchamp (06/29/2013) [-]
Yeah I understand about the various religions which take reincarnation as part of their religion but the other religions, such as those based on creation stories and about how humans are the only animals with souls and what not.
I also get where you're coming from but I know of quite a lot of people who are Christian and follow the bible but they don't take everything within it literally, like they don't believe the majority of stores and follow the meanings and teachings within. These people take other evidence into consideration. Also there is basically full proof evidence of evolution and stuff, but still, yeah just thought I'd share.
Thank you for replying
User avatar #132 to #131 - zlawliet (06/29/2013) [-]
If you want the truth, people follow religions to avoid the fear of death.
It's completely understandable, death and nothingness is frightening.
I envy those that can remain faithful.
#108 - bdowns (06/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 - thebritishguy (06/29/2013) [-]
God is actually an atheist, he believes that he came from nothing, was designed by no one and that he just exists for no reason, he thinks that he can just exist without a cause.
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