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YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN
WHY YOU DON' T HAVE
GIRLFRIEND
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hill ) icks too big, could kill someone
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n Freddie. "relationships are like garage sales. They
look good from a distance, but once you get closer it ends up being a
bunch of **** that you don' t want or need, I"
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vvhat that guy said”
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Submitted: 06/28/2013
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#196 - cthumoo (06/29/2013) [-]
for raisins...

******* love raisins

Hang on, are they called sun-maid raisins becase they're MADE in the sun?!
User avatar #195 - payseht ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
I'd never date someone that would date me.
User avatar #204 to #195 - dracolegacy ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
thats a great way to put it. im steeling this for future use.
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User avatar #174 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Because I have absurdly specific tastes and too little to offer
User avatar #173 - randomserb (06/29/2013) [-]
Because dumped.
#169 - junkisfunnyisjunk (06/29/2013) [-]
This website... this website is the reason i dont have a girlfriend...
#167 - nasharoo (06/29/2013) [-]
Who needs girls?
Who needs girls?
User avatar #166 - dovnborg (06/29/2013) [-]
They are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the rest is for the handicapped
#165 - penguinthegreat (06/29/2013) [-]
im pretty happy in my relationship...
#164 - hueyfreeman (06/29/2013) [-]
cuz I'm ugly
cuz I'm ugly
User avatar #162 - greyswordsman (06/29/2013) [-]
I have one, but since its the internet, i guess i dont have one.


Soooooo its because im white
#160 - JustForTheLulz ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Well, there's a long, complicated list of reasons which begins with my desire for meaningful partnership with someone that   
   
						****					 it I'm just ugly
Well, there's a long, complicated list of reasons which begins with my desire for meaningful partnership with someone that

**** it I'm just ugly
User avatar #159 - ovehnine (06/29/2013) [-]
Because somewhere along the lines (probably depression-caused) many of my emotions were severely dulled, along with any notion of "loneliness". Also, I'm not a desperate little bitch who cries himself to sleep over it.

inb4 "3edgy5me!"
User avatar #156 - deerdevil (06/29/2013) [-]
In love with the same girl for so long who I can't be with.
#155 - Temperance (06/29/2013) [-]
Christian Finnegan joke
User avatar #152 - chiefrunnyjeans (06/29/2013) [-]
I like fred's explanation
#150 - lieutenantpansy (06/29/2013) [-]
I am in a happy relationship since November and I don't think I can be any more happy than I am right now. I couldn't imagine my life without her...
I don't like cynical things like that.
User avatar #147 - Shiny (06/29/2013) [-]
There's someone out there for everyone. Unfortunatly, it's rarely worth the effort to find.
#145 - teenytinyspider (06/29/2013) [-]
I feel I need to spend more time to get to know myself better before I can look for a boyfriend.

what do I mean about getting to know myself better? That's a long story for another day.
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