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YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN
WHY YOU DON' T HAVE
GIRLFRIEND
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hill ) icks too big, could kill someone
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n Freddie. "relationships are like garage sales. They
look good from a distance, but once you get closer it ends up being a
bunch of **** that you don' t want or need, I"
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#16 - thype (06/29/2013) [-]
#11 - clifford (06/29/2013) [-]
Well they say a picture is worth a thousand words so you tell me.
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#78 to #11 - unholyjebus has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #50 to #11 - choclategum (06/29/2013) [-]
1. Do u even lift?
2. Acne cream is your friend.
3. Get a damn haircut.
User avatar #51 to #50 - clifford (06/29/2013) [-]
#1 No but I do archery
#2 I am using acne medication It even requires a prescription
# No way in hell am I cutting my hair, I will only change so much of my appearance but the hair stays
User avatar #52 to #51 - choclategum (06/29/2013) [-]
1. Do more
2. Use more
3. Well at least curl that **** or put some body to it or something.
User avatar #75 to #11 - prinz (06/29/2013) [-]
Lets' see a pic with your favourite fedora fagget
User avatar #83 to #75 - clifford (06/29/2013) [-]
Never owned a fedora, more of a bandanna kind of person, and why do you think I'm a homosexual?
#24 to #11 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
You just don't look too "approachable".
Not in a bad way, just if I wanted the time or something you'd probably be the last fella I ask.
User avatar #47 to #24 - clifford (06/29/2013) [-]
I have aspergers, which makes it difficult to look happy, but I am happy, honest, I am civilized, and fiercely loyal. And with my perspective with the whole looks intimidating or unapproachable thing I would walk up to about anyone if it was in an environment were people tend to talk.
User avatar #43 to #11 - crashbandicunt (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm getting weird feelings about your thumb.
#88 to #11 - powellrebecca (06/29/2013) [-]
ITT fj user pics? anyone?
#144 to #88 - greenstrongworld (06/29/2013) [-]
I actually read minds.
#122 to #88 - itsjose (06/29/2013) [-]
decided to include my dog in the picture since everyone is doing it
#213 to #122 - powellrebecca (06/30/2013) [-]
aww its so cute!
aww its so cute!
#92 to #88 - clifford (06/29/2013) [-]
He's a cutie heres my "pup" (he's 13 years old).
#106 to #92 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
And I don't have a dog.
#135 to #106 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Sorry but I had to...
#140 to #139 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Damn you, making me boot upon an actual Photoshop since the stupid image editor for FJ doesn't let me do bordered font.
#142 to #140 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
I... I'm going to stop posting pictures of myself now.
#143 to #142 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Sorry, dog photo as a way of apology.
#148 to #143 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
Dog accepted.
Dog accepted.
#149 to #148 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
He will be happy to know this.
#184 to #92 - eattacos (06/29/2013) [-]
Here's my pup He's 1 years old and bigger than I am
User avatar #190 to #184 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
That a Rottweiler?
User avatar #194 to #190 - eattacos (06/29/2013) [-]
Yep! A purebred German Rottie. He's my big baby boy. (:
#198 to #194 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Akita/Bull terrier mix, was a rescue.
User avatar #199 to #198 - eattacos (06/29/2013) [-]
How adorable! !
User avatar #201 to #199 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
They shed like crazy. I wish I had a Rott, family has always had Boxers. Don't keep any photos of them on my phone really since I prefer my own dog so he is the one that gets attention when I go visit.
User avatar #230 to #201 - eattacos (07/01/2013) [-]
My dog sheds a **** ton. I have to sweep ***************** if I want my house to be presentable.
User avatar #231 to #230 - deadrifler (07/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, he mainly stays outside. We let him inside when it gets too hot, but he almost always refuses to come inside when its cool or snowy out.
User avatar #232 to #231 - eattacos (07/01/2013) [-]
Aw. :p
Well, I live in Florida. Since my dog is German- He would prefer to stay inside with the cool air, instead of the constantly hot weather. He's an inside dog. (:
User avatar #233 to #232 - deadrifler (07/01/2013) [-]
Up north here so outside of a couple months of summer, the weather is great for him.
#93 to #92 - powellrebecca (06/29/2013) [-]
D'awwww You need to login to view this link but thats my baby girl Monroe, such a beagle haha :] these are my babies, Monroe obvi on the left, and my 11 yr old Jack Russell on the right :]
User avatar #95 to #93 - clifford (06/29/2013) [-]
They look really cute, did you have to get there attention with food like I did?
#209 to #95 - powellrebecca (06/30/2013) [-]
haha no actually, theyre natural attention whores, so it worked out    
   
   
gif unrelated
haha no actually, theyre natural attention whores, so it worked out


gif unrelated
User avatar #215 to #209 - clifford (06/30/2013) [-]
I had a dog like that once her name was Stormy she was my fist pet.
She was a good old mutt and would pose for pictures lol.
#218 to #215 - powellrebecca (06/30/2013) [-]
awwwwwwww how adorable, for the most part my beagle Monroe will pose, but sometimes i have to force her.. like in the photo hahah
#220 to #218 - clifford (06/30/2013) [-]
(POWELLREBECCA) Okay Monroe lets take a picture!
(Monroe) If you give me all of that rotisserie chicken first.
(POWELLREBECCA) Why?
(Monroe) You didn't think I'd keep doing pictures without asking for a bigger cut of the profits did you? I now demand you to buy some deer to run around here and track, for that I will do a picture.
(POWELLREBECCA) No.
(Monroe) HEY what are you doing? No No I don't want to be in a picture Help me HELP me fellow canine!
Your jack russell's fw
#221 to #220 - powellrebecca (06/30/2013) [-]
im freaking dying right now. hahhahahahahahahahaah omg
im freaking dying right now. hahhahahahahahahahaah omg
#222 to #221 - clifford (06/30/2013) [-]
My work here is done!
My work here is done!
#224 to #223 - clifford (06/30/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm out side on my laptop in 85 degree weather, and It's been raining for about 4 house than quit for an hour an is now starting to thunder again, in show it is humid as it can possibly be but I can't smoke in the house because it will smell like that too.   
But I digress I am southern... so when I saw that you said that you couldn't breath I co-mensed to star hoopin and a hollarin!
Yeah I'm out side on my laptop in 85 degree weather, and It's been raining for about 4 house than quit for an hour an is now starting to thunder again, in show it is humid as it can possibly be but I can't smoke in the house because it will smell like that too.
But I digress I am southern... so when I saw that you said that you couldn't breath I co-mensed to star hoopin and a hollarin!
#226 to #224 - powellrebecca (06/30/2013) [-]
hahahah. where at in the south? im up north ish, its pretty hot today
hahahah. where at in the south? im up north ish, its pretty hot today
#227 to #226 - clifford (06/30/2013) [-]
In central Florida, in a town called williston.
Also I was checking out you comment section on your page and you have an enormas collection of one of the walking dead stars, I haven't watched it before but in the funny junk post about him he seems like he would be kinda like Sawyer from lost.
#228 to #227 - powellrebecca (06/30/2013) [-]
okay i think i know where thats at, i live in Pittsburgh, but i have a house down in New Port Richey by Tampa.   
   
and yessss, Norman Reedus is my man! lol i posted them on my page so i could save them on my ipad... ever seen Boondock Saints? hes in that as well.. and you should deff watch The Walking Dead! its so good.
okay i think i know where thats at, i live in Pittsburgh, but i have a house down in New Port Richey by Tampa.

and yessss, Norman Reedus is my man! lol i posted them on my page so i could save them on my ipad... ever seen Boondock Saints? hes in that as well.. and you should deff watch The Walking Dead! its so good.

#229 to #228 - clifford (06/30/2013) [-]
Well thats a coincidence my brother has a copy of boondock saints that he's been bugging me to watch, better watch it then.   
Here's a gif. of basically what its like to live in the gainsville florida area.
Well thats a coincidence my brother has a copy of boondock saints that he's been bugging me to watch, better watch it then.
Here's a gif. of basically what its like to live in the gainsville florida area.
#234 to #229 - powellrebecca (07/01/2013) [-]
hahahahah i know that feel. i lived on a nature preserve and Mountain Lions were in my backyard at least 2 times a week.   
   
<<they would do this   
   
also, WATCH THE BOONDOCK SAINTS
hahahahah i know that feel. i lived on a nature preserve and Mountain Lions were in my backyard at least 2 times a week.

<<they would do this

also, WATCH THE BOONDOCK SAINTS
User avatar #225 to #224 - clifford (06/30/2013) [-]
*short
#137 to #92 - mehy (06/29/2013) [-]
I don't have a picture with my dogs but here , have this !
User avatar #125 to #92 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Um....this might sound odd but where are you from? Look very much like a friend of mine's little brother.
#131 to #88 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Eh sure, pardon the mess just moved to a bigger apartment.
#212 to #131 - powellrebecca (06/30/2013) [-]
sweet people are participating!
sweet people are participating!
#151 to #88 - luqmanr (06/29/2013) [-]







sorry if not funny
User avatar #180 to #88 - Cookiez (06/29/2013) [-]
Holy hell, how do you browse FJ with paws?
#210 to #180 - powellrebecca (06/30/2013) [-]
as a matter of fact i do.
as a matter of fact i do.
User avatar #28 to #11 - srskate (06/29/2013) [-]
lift
User avatar #70 - Hreidmar (06/29/2013) [-]
Dick too big, could kill someone

Waiting for model/Beautiful actress to notice my suitability

Dick is so small I pee on my balls.
#49 - bitchplzzz (06/29/2013) [-]
Im autistic as phuq
User avatar #55 to #49 - redstonealchemist (06/29/2013) [-]
me too bro, me too
#1 - mraye (06/28/2013) [-]
Like when you run up to DVDs and find out it's books, crappy cheap books.
#108 to #1 - wheredahoodat (06/29/2013) [-]
I'd probably still prefer crappy books to mediocre DVDs.
User avatar #79 - toncheky (06/29/2013) [-]
Keep telling yourself that, Fred.
User avatar #61 - destaice (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm gay.

I still have 27 seconds left, what do?
#90 to #61 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
prove it
#63 to #61 - lolchris (06/29/2013) [-]
masturbate
User avatar #123 to #63 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
prove it by masturbating me
#170 to #123 - lolchris (06/29/2013) [-]
are you a girl?
#171 to #170 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
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i'm whatever you want me to be
#172 to #171 - lolchris (06/29/2013) [-]
you better be a pretty girl
#176 to #172 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
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lets go with that.

i dont know what kinda girl i'm gonna be, but i know i'm gonna be cute
#130 to #123 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
Flibbertijjibbit
#56 - anonymoose ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Because I don't want a relationship at the moment.
#115 - tarekmig (06/29/2013) [-]
The original post
#81 - dashgamer (06/29/2013) [-]
Because girls don't talk to me.
Because girls don't talk to me.
User avatar #121 to #81 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
you are allowed to talk to them.
User avatar #45 - kabuthefox (06/29/2013) [-]
because im shy, socially awkward, and "hate" people
User avatar #154 to #45 - rumpelstilzchen (06/29/2013) [-]
Mysanthropy is an attitude of the unloved ones and embittered. But as soon you find people you really like - real friends - you will lose this attitude and learn to love yourself, that's the base for loving others.
I speak from experience.
#175 to #154 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
I don't know if they were saying they actually hate people because they put quotations around "hate", which leads me to believe that they don't really hate people but people think they do. Maybe it just seems that way to me because people do the same thing to me. They just assume that I'm a huge pessimist that hates everything because I have social anxiety.
User avatar #181 to #175 - rumpelstilzchen (06/29/2013) [-]
Good point. I think what you think about other people is just a reflection of what other people do to you.
#178 to #154 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
Also, finding "real friends" is not that easy for some people. I'm not a misanthrope, but I've never had a true friend in my entire life (unless my mom counts) and I have been trying recently.
User avatar #182 to #178 - rumpelstilzchen (06/29/2013) [-]
I know that feeling, that's pretty sad. I think I had a big luck in that case. I've met my first real friends at a concert of a band I like, I figured out that they live near me and asked if I can spend the evening with them, because I was alone there. That was approx. 5 years ago. I kept contact to them and now they are the most important people in my life
User avatar #2 - iamnotachangeling (06/28/2013) [-]
got shot by girl i loved once, never trusted women again,
#163 to #2 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
so a feminist literally shot you in the balls?
#168 to #163 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
What does this have to do with feminism? They never said anything about the girl being a feminist or why she did it.
User avatar #5 to #2 - wellimnotsure (06/28/2013) [-]
at least you learned young
User avatar #27 to #2 - srskate (06/29/2013) [-]
... that is just ******* stupid.

I once choked on water, but then I kept drinking.
User avatar #32 to #27 - loganhusted (06/29/2013) [-]
ya but the water didn't choke you. you almost choked yourself.
User avatar #33 to #32 - srskate (06/29/2013) [-]
The water practically jumped down my throat, but I didn't judge all water for it.
User avatar #34 to #33 - loganhusted (06/29/2013) [-]
Were you a super hero in a battle with a water spirit who tried to choke you by clogging your wind pipe. Cuz that is how I imagine that scenario went down.
User avatar #35 to #34 - srskate (06/29/2013) [-]
Exactly what happened.


but you see my actual point, right? It's crazy to judge 50% of the population by the actions of one seven billionth of it
User avatar #36 to #35 - loganhusted (06/29/2013) [-]
I'd be careful if I were you. Water Spirits hold grudges you know. Next thing you know one might try to shoot you.
User avatar #37 to #36 - srskate (06/29/2013) [-]
I bring my pikachu with me just in case
User avatar #38 to #37 - loganhusted (06/29/2013) [-]
oh that's a relief. A thunderbolt should handle that crazy bitch.
User avatar #39 to #38 - srskate (06/29/2013) [-]
The water spirit was a man. Trust me, I left out the part that forced itself down my throat for a reason.

i got your joke, but here is another
User avatar #40 to #39 - loganhusted (06/29/2013) [-]
But seriously, I do agree with you on the one doesn't represent all thing. there are definitely some good people mixed in with the crazies.
#8 to #2 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
Now you like ponies, fagget.
#116 to #8 - tesarrior ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
ma man
User avatar #17 - fightforfate (06/29/2013) [-]
because i'm not ready for a relationship
#3 - John Cena (06/28/2013) [-]
cant
#169 - junkisfunnyisjunk (06/29/2013) [-]
This website... this website is the reason i dont have a girlfriend...
#160 - JustForTheLulz (06/29/2013) [-]
Well, there's a long, complicated list of reasons which begins with my desire for meaningful partnership with someone that   
   
			****		 it I'm just ugly
Well, there's a long, complicated list of reasons which begins with my desire for meaningful partnership with someone that

**** it I'm just ugly
#158 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
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I'm ugly as refried **** and have horrible self esteem.
#177 to #158 - xsolicitedsilkx (06/29/2013) [-]
But that fox is a cutie. Or is it a wolf?
User avatar #179 to #177 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
I hope it's a fox, it's titled "fox booty" in my reactions folder.
#183 to #179 - xsolicitedsilkx (06/29/2013) [-]
If it will make you feel better, most of my male friends call themselves ugly but I think they're handsome mother ******* . I actually can't see anyone as ugly.
User avatar #185 to #183 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
I have horrifying back acne. I have acne on my shoulders and chest too. And horribly peeling lips.
#188 to #185 - xsolicitedsilkx (06/29/2013) [-]
'S part of life. Just use a loofa, change your soap from something that will make you produce oil less, use anything with benzoyl stuffs in it. And I bite my lips alot when I think.
User avatar #189 to #188 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm on a medication to get rid of the acne, and it causes my lips to dry out and peel.
#191 to #189 - xsolicitedsilkx (06/29/2013) [-]
Your medication is an asshole and deserves to be slapped.
User avatar #193 to #191 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
Don't piss it off, it can make me go blind, fall into a coma, and/or die.
#200 to #193 - xsolicitedsilkx (06/29/2013) [-]
I'll gently feed it bits of apple slices with peanut butter in praise, but I'll be whispering bad things in its ear and psychologically **** it up.
User avatar #202 to #200 - heartlessrobot (06/29/2013) [-]
Well, that's odd.
#203 to #202 - xsolicitedsilkx (06/29/2013) [-]
It's called retaliation. This is how you conquer the enemy...
#134 - eatchickendaily (06/29/2013) [-]
It's just not worth it if it's not meaningful enough, there are better things in life, having a girlfriend at all times isn't a requirement
It's just not worth it if it's not meaningful enough, there are better things in life, having a girlfriend at all times isn't a requirement
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