The Master is returning. . wanna "walnut us?" on we was man a mission Int men unfun.... Interviews are the same. "Where do you see yourself in 10 years anon?" What kind of dumbass question is that? I mean really? Im getting a factory asse
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The Master is returning

wanna "walnut us?"
on we was man a mission Int men unfun...
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#2 - Womens Study Major (06/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Interviews are the same.

"Where do you see yourself in 10 years anon?"

What kind of dumbass question is that? I mean really? Im getting a ****** factory assembly line job not running for mayor!
What is the correct answer anyway?
Is it A "I will still be here as your obedient wage slave"
Is it B "I will have your job Interviewer person and i will be better than you"
Is it C " I definitely wont be here because i can already see its a go nowhere job"
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#3 to #1 - Womens Study Major (06/28/2013) [-]
Well, you're already thinking like a ****** , now just go get some shoe polish.
#5 - silvertongueddevil (06/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#13 - doctorgolgo (06/29/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Dat light bulb...
User avatar #21 - srapture (06/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I wish they could just skip this **** and let you properly sell yourself for the job.
"So, you would like to stack shelves at Walmart?"
"Yes. It's a job I know I will be capable of doing. I will do everything that is asked of me and I will do it quickly and efficiently. I will arrive punctually and ensure that leisure is based around my work, not the other way round."
That shows someone that is good for the job.
"I've always had a passion for stacking shelves. I believe that products cannot reach their full potential without placement on a shelf, and the task of moving them onto those shelves is something I admire and have dreamed of, ever since I heard stories of how my father used to heroically stack shelves in his youth. Shelves also make sure that objects are at a height that is more easily reachable, which I view as a near god-like ability. I pray to my shelf every Sunday and look down upon all those who don't thank the almighty shelf for its constant good deeds." does not show that someone is good for the job. It shows that they're a good liar, which isn't the kind of person I would want working for me if I were in that position.
User avatar #8 - cookedspider ONLINE (06/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Kinda reminds me of when I got my first few jobs.
My first job was at an auto body collision repair shop, and I actually thank my dad for forcing me that job as a birthday present because I needed money and I knew it would give me some kind of experience. Only issue was that all of my coworkers spoke Spanish and it was hard learning some new stuff because they spoke very little English. The job was cool and I learned a few things, but damn the workplace, regarding the weather, was brutal in the summer and winter. They even closed down for a month in the winter because of a storm. It was at that point when I decided to quit and had enough money at the time and then looked for a new job.
Now I work at my gym as a parkour coach/instructor. Parkour being a big part of my life and coaching the upcoming generation of traceurs, I can definitely say that this is the best job I've had so far since I'm experienced, I'm doing what I love, I'm about to become sponsored because of it, get closer to children and make new friends, and I get paid above minimum wage.

TL;DR if you land a job that is something you love doing, and that will stick with you for the rest of your life, you will be happy and work will be fun.

Link related, it's where I work and what I do (video is coach Murphy, not me)
Damien Walters = Murphy Betancourt Official Video 2013
#7 - sanguinesolitude (06/28/2013) [-]
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i think we all miss that show
#11 - harshy (06/29/2013) [-]
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#36 - davidteninch (06/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I think I'm thinking of the wrong Master in the wrong fandom...
#56 - treynificent (06/29/2013) [-]
Please come back
#37 - nippuhl (06/29/2013) [-]
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No but thanks for the offer.
#61 - tarekmig (06/29/2013) [-]
MMMMMMmmmmmm yogurt....
#57 - willindor (06/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
MFW the Master is returning. Now we have to deal with another super mutant army.
#74 - zhao (06/29/2013) [-]
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#65 - Womens Study Major (06/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was kinda worried that you were going to ask me this question. Worried because I don't know if I should tell you the truth or spin you something more plausible. But since I believe in telling the truth here it is - I really love yoghurt. Always have from since I was a kid. And since your company makes the best yoghurt I know, working in your place would be like some kind of dream come true for me.
#66 to #65 - Womens Study Major (06/29/2013) [-]
this one may not work to well for dude getting a job in a bra factory. I have always loved boobs ever since I was a kid.....mmmm...nope.
#53 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
"the master is returning"

evidence. now.
#58 - Womens Study Major (06/29/2013) [-]
First time I was asked that question, I said "Well, I'm going to school, and my parents pay for pretty much everything. It would be nice to at least kind of pull my weight around."

I got the job.
#54 - Crucifyy (06/29/2013) [-]
Don't ******* lie to me. Is Chappelle really coming back?
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