The Master is returning. . wanna "walnut us?" on we was man a mission Int men unfun...
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#2 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
Interviews are the same.

"Where do you see yourself in 10 years anon?"

What kind of dumbass question is that? I mean really? Im getting a ****** factory assembly line job not running for mayor!
What is the correct answer anyway?
Is it A "I will still be here as your obedient wage slave"
Is it B "I will have your job Interviewer person and i will be better than you"
Is it C " I definitely wont be here because i can already see its a go nowhere job"
WHAT DO THEY WANT???
User avatar #16 to #2 - blackscales (06/29/2013) [-]
According to the internet, they want you to suck their dick
User avatar #14 to #2 - missrainbowdash (06/29/2013) [-]
I always thought the point of an interview was just to make sure you aren't autistic, which sucks for me.
User avatar #73 to #14 - daentraya (06/29/2013) [-]
Not if you live in Denmark, where you with the diagnosis can get treated like an overprivileged lazy person at a special school. After that, you will either get help to finding a job, or get money otherwise
#23 to #2 - LovegoodJuggalo (06/29/2013) [-]
Celebrating the 10 year anniversery of you asking me this question?
User avatar #6 to #2 - pappathethird (06/28/2013) [-]
"Doing your .... son?"
User avatar #47 to #6 - waterbottlemanboy (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm probably wrong, but isn't that from The Simpsons? Or was it Family Guy?
User avatar #48 to #47 - iamblastoise (06/29/2013) [-]
Family Guy.
User avatar #21 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
I wish they could just skip this **** and let you properly sell yourself for the job.
"So, you would like to stack shelves at Walmart?"
"Yes. It's a job I know I will be capable of doing. I will do everything that is asked of me and I will do it quickly and efficiently. I will arrive punctually and ensure that leisure is based around my work, not the other way round."
That shows someone that is good for the job.
"I've always had a passion for stacking shelves. I believe that products cannot reach their full potential without placement on a shelf, and the task of moving them onto those shelves is something I admire and have dreamed of, ever since I heard stories of how my father used to heroically stack shelves in his youth. Shelves also make sure that objects are at a height that is more easily reachable, which I view as a near god-like ability. I pray to my shelf every Sunday and look down upon all those who don't thank the almighty shelf for its constant good deeds." does not show that someone is good for the job. It shows that they're a good liar, which isn't the kind of person I would want working for me if I were in that position.
#85 to #21 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
What actual qualifications do you have?
Everyone does everything asked of them quickly and efficiently and will arrive punctually until the first day of work.
I've seen so many kids try to sell themselves like that and not even last a month.
User avatar #86 to #85 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
Well, my main problem is that my only work experience. I've only done 1 Christmas temp job that I can put on there. To get more experience I'd need more work and to get more work I need more experience, and you see my dilemma.
I finished my GCSEs with fairly high grades and have also just completed my A-levels although I haven't gotten those grades back yet. I don't seen how either of them would to do a job.
The annoying thing is, I see so many lazy cunts around these places that swing by, barely doing any work, which is something I would never do. I'm not too great at selling myself in this interviews because they ask such stupid questions so I never get the chance to show them how much of an asset I would be working there.
User avatar #71 to #21 - grocer (06/29/2013) [-]
I used the bottom one. And I got the job.
#5 - silvertongueddevil (06/28/2013) [-]
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#39 to #5 - danili (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm Broke!

why not source?
User avatar #10 to #5 - punisherswar (06/29/2013) [-]
" **** Nick Cannon." -Dave Chappelle-
#13 - doctorgolgo (06/29/2013) [-]
Dat light bulb...
#62 to #13 - strangesir (06/29/2013) [-]
Ey bby, wanna walnut us?
#7 - sanguinesolitude (06/28/2013) [-]
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i think we all miss that show
#11 - harshy (06/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - cookedspider (06/28/2013) [-]
Kinda reminds me of when I got my first few jobs.
My first job was at an auto body collision repair shop, and I actually thank my dad for forcing me that job as a birthday present because I needed money and I knew it would give me some kind of experience. Only issue was that all of my coworkers spoke Spanish and it was hard learning some new stuff because they spoke very little English. The job was cool and I learned a few things, but damn the workplace, regarding the weather, was brutal in the summer and winter. They even closed down for a month in the winter because of a storm. It was at that point when I decided to quit and had enough money at the time and then looked for a new job.
Now I work at my gym as a parkour coach/instructor. Parkour being a big part of my life and coaching the upcoming generation of traceurs, I can definitely say that this is the best job I've had so far since I'm experienced, I'm doing what I love, I'm about to become sponsored because of it, get closer to children and make new friends, and I get paid above minimum wage.

TL;DR if you land a job that is something you love doing, and that will stick with you for the rest of your life, you will be happy and work will be fun.

Link related, it's where I work and what I do (video is coach Murphy, not me)
Damien Walters = Murphy Betancourt Official Video 2013
#9 to #8 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
This guy has ******* retarded tattoos and moves like a ****** monkey after he does something cool. the **** he does can easily kill someone who is smart enough to know its dangerous and I bet he is one who can easily be excluded from society. If I saw him doing this **** outside he would not be considered normal. no wonder he works in a gym having nothing but sweaty children and pointless tattoos.
#12 to #9 - cookedspider (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, I'm sorry you can't stand the fact that there are people out there having the time of their life. Who gives a **** if he has tattoos? Most successful people have tattoos. Coach Murph here is probably the coolest guy at the gym. Never once have I seen him frown and he's always willing to help out everybody. Dude's great with kids and has a son. Also, generally saying people who do parkour/freerunning are not normal compared to society..well..good.. We traceurs enjoy the excitement of not being normal and letting our imaginations explore new ways of enjoying life. I may not be Superman, but parkour is the closest thing I have as a super power. I have fun with it and ignore those who try to shadow that fun.

TL;DR **** your opinion and your ignorant ass
User avatar #72 to #8 - grocer (06/29/2013) [-]
"get closer to children"
#50 to #8 - swagbot (06/29/2013) [-]
wait wait wait wait....

Your work.... is teaching parkour? As in, you make a living this way?
Congratulations of achieving a level of work happiness that 70% of society never achieves in their entire lives.

How much for classes and what's the name of the gym?
User avatar #59 to #50 - cookedspider (06/29/2013) [-]
Thanks. And classes are normally 150 a month (prices are lowered for the summer, 200 two months).
GCA Parkour and Freerunning, Fairfield CT. There are actually a lot of gyms that teach parkour in the US, mostly the northern parts of Connecticut and Massachusetts
#56 - treynificent (06/29/2013) [-]
Please come back
#37 - nippuhl (06/29/2013) [-]
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No but thanks for the offer.
#61 - tarekmig (06/29/2013) [-]
MMMMMMmmmmmm yogurt....
#36 - davidteninch (06/29/2013) [-]
I think I'm thinking of the wrong Master in the wrong fandom...
User avatar #78 to #36 - rieskimo (06/29/2013) [-]
As a whovian, I think we're getting to be just as bad as bronies(if we aren't as bad already).

The non-whovians get it, we like Dr. Who and much like The Simpsons just about everything can be related to it.
I just think we should scale things back a bit with the Who stuff before we start stepping on our own toes.
#49 to #36 - gallifreyan (06/29/2013) [-]
I adore your username.
I adore your username.
#57 - willindor ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
MFW the Master is returning. Now we have to deal with another super mutant army.
#80 to #57 - neutralgray (06/29/2013) [-]
The Master appreciates your reference. Even if it comes from the mouth of an inferior being.
#84 to #80 - johnredcorn (06/29/2013) [-]
made me think of this
#74 - zhao (06/29/2013) [-]
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#53 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
"the master is returning"

evidence. now.
#83 - Merde ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
I want to thumb up the light bulb.
I want to thumb up the light bulb.
#92 to #83 - tarekmig (06/29/2013) [-]
Wall nut.
#63 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
'I want to get into a career in the food industry - yoghurt is just getting my foot on the ladder'
or
'I couldn't give a toss for your job - I just want money'
Who do you think would get the job?
User avatar #70 to #63 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2013) [-]
I'd pick the second person. He is more likely telling the truth
User avatar #75 to #70 - thedutchs ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH!
User avatar #76 to #75 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2013) [-]
I know that.

Just saying me personally if I was an employer I would pick the person that actually told the truth.
#58 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
First time I was asked that question, I said "Well, I'm going to school, and my parents pay for pretty much everything. It would be nice to at least kind of pull my weight around."

I got the job.
#54 - Crucifyy (06/29/2013) [-]
Don't ******* lie to me. Is Chappelle really coming back?
+1
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