I'M PREGNANT. . my mother just sat my mum dawn in the living ream and started trying and she was getting really wearied and he burst eat with ‘I' M PREGNANT‘ se
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I'M PREGNANT

my mother just sat my mum dawn in
the living ream and started trying
and she was getting really wearied
and he burst eat with ‘I' M
PREGNANT‘ seriously,
and my mum started yelling and was
like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuels, I
raised you he be responsible’ and
she was literally ranting fer attest 10
minutes until she realised and quietly
walked eat sf the redem
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#11 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Hah! It's funny because men can not get pregnant!
but OP keeps trying
#65 - hairydickfarts (06/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#54 - pappathethird (06/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#63 - killboy (06/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Ha...Hahaha...   
You've got to be kid in me.
Ha...Hahaha...
You've got to be kid in me.
#6 - vegetatheprince (06/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#80 - watchesupee (06/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This kind of reminds me of that time when my sister fooled our Maths teacher. The power came off at school during her class and the students were working so my sister tells the teacher that she can't finish her work anymore because she needed her calculator, implying that her calculator needed the electricity to work. My teacher actually believed her for a while and then laughed when she realised.
#119 - josieabby (06/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
tl;dr
My virgin brother got his first BJ from his GF, and he was SO proud that it had finally happened. After going back to school, his friends decided to **** with him about. They were telling him that she was probably going to get pregnant, (Remember he's very sheltered, clueless and not very bright) He was in a bad way. Crying and **** all day. He goes home and asked his mom and dad to sit down with him. Through his tears, he told them that his GF,________, could be pregnant. Our mom starts yelling and screaming. Our Dad is really upset, but keeping it together. My bro is crying even harder now and is more scared than even before. Our mom says she can't take this right now and goes to another room to cry. I was upstairs not really hearing what is going on. Our dad sat down with him and asked him to tell him everything that happened. A few seconds later, dad started laughing his ass off. He told my bro to calm down and then began to explain all about sexual acts, consequences, and basically an elevated version of the birds & bees. THEY SHOULDV'E HAD THIS TALK WITH HIM A LONG TIME AGO. I would have talked to him more about that stuff had I realized how little he knew. So, I guess won't be getting a new BJ baby niece or nephew any time soon.
#35 - theturkeyburger (06/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**theturkeyburger rolled a random image posted in comment #4938396 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** mom's face when
User avatar #93 - wizzerdofaus (06/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
omg running sentences are so cool they are like seriously the best has anyone even noticed that before like i mean seriously guys look its so cool and they work best with bad spelling and no grammar and say and a lot and have you guys im freaking out so much right now im so done
#59 - blademontane (06/28/2013) [-]
her face when
#57 - hardongo (06/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #58 to #57 - beasert (06/28/2013) [-]
"You dense mother"
#8 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #24 to #8 - theshadowed (06/28/2013) [-]
>own comment
>literally a few seconds after she posted
>likely deleted it after
#139 - fizzor (06/29/2013) [-]
... 10 						*******					 minutes?
... 10 ******* minutes?
#47 - HolyArachnid (06/28/2013) [-]
Sure, she thinks he's kidding now.....
Sure, she thinks he's kidding now.....
User avatar #134 - SkoalKing (06/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
You're mom's ****** stupid
#164 - zzzanzitron (06/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
he's kid in me right   
pls no
he's kid in me right
pls no
#5 - bananaananas (06/28/2013) [+] (11 replies)
**bananaananas rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at The King has returned **

hehehe.

#72 - sanguinemeows (06/28/2013) [-]
Guys, guys. His mother is probably just the most unaware idiot ever. It probably happened...   
   
probably
Guys, guys. His mother is probably just the most unaware idiot ever. It probably happened...

probably
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