I'M PREGNANT. . my mother just sat my mum dawn in the living ream and started trying and she was getting really wearied and he burst eat with ‘I' M PREGNANT‘ se
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I'M PREGNANT

my mother just sat my mum dawn in
the living ream and started trying
and she was getting really wearied
and he burst eat with ‘I' M
PREGNANT‘ seriously,
and my mum started yelling and was
like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuels, I
raised you he be responsible’ and
she was literally ranting fer attest 10
minutes until she realised and quietly
walked eat sf the redem
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#11 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [-]
Hah! It's funny because men can not get pregnant!
but OP keeps trying
#69 to #11 - John Cena (06/28/2013) [-]
holler you negro faggot, that's gross
User avatar #27 to #11 - sanguinesolitude (06/28/2013) [-]
i told op the more semen he drinks the greater the chance of getting pregnant, i've been dehydrated ever since.
#62 to #61 - sanguinesolitude (06/28/2013) [-]
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eh you win some you lose some.
#66 to #62 - nyawgga (06/28/2013) [-]
Here's an up thumb for taking your down thumbs with pride
Here's an up thumb for taking your down thumbs with pride
#67 to #66 - sanguinesolitude (06/28/2013) [-]
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if you make alot of jokes, they dont always work. i'm ogre it.
#68 to #67 - nyawgga (06/28/2013) [-]
For 			****		 sakes..
For **** sakes..
#70 to #68 - sanguinesolitude (06/28/2013) [-]
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oh come on, you don't like intentionally awful puns.

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User avatar #142 to #140 - rumpelstilzchen (06/29/2013) [-]
What movie is it?
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#143 to #142 - chillybilly has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #144 to #143 - rumpelstilzchen (06/29/2013) [-]
Thanks, good sir! I'm always looking for good movies.
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#145 to #144 - rumpelstilzchen (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh nice, Anthony Hopkins. Love this guy.
User avatar #198 to #27 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (11/02/2013) [-]
lol, thumb4u
User avatar #199 to #198 - sanguinesolitude (11/02/2013) [-]
that was like a long time ago
User avatar #200 to #199 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (11/02/2013) [-]
I still thumbed it up, that's 1 more thumb in the piggy bank.
User avatar #122 to #65 - borderlandpsycho (06/29/2013) [-]
*sigh* I'm almost done. Am i really the only one who doesn't like these? if we saw them on 9gag we would see them as nothing but cancerous.
#160 to #122 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
yeah, the " ****** drawn meme is always funny" thing has been pretty played out it seems.
#177 to #160 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
I find it sad these have both being thumbed, its true. FJ just likes to think its edgy by altering existing memes to make it look like FJ is better than them. Its pathetic.
#182 to #177 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
it's*
#75 to #65 - ifapinschool (06/29/2013) [-]
hahahaha thats great.
#63 - killboy (06/28/2013) [-]
Ha...Hahaha...   
You've got to be kid in me.
Ha...Hahaha...
You've got to be kid in me.
User avatar #190 to #63 - killboy (06/29/2013) [-]
C'mon guys,my pun wasn't that funny. It was kinda' childish anyway.
Okay,no more,I promise.
#165 to #63 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
That gif is an awsome rape face
#84 to #63 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
this deserves to be the top comment
#90 to #63 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (06/29/2013) [-]
#80 - watchesupee (06/29/2013) [-]
This kind of reminds me of that time when my sister fooled our Maths teacher. The power came off at school during her class and the students were working so my sister tells the teacher that she can't finish her work anymore because she needed her calculator, implying that her calculator needed the electricity to work. My teacher actually believed her for a while and then laughed when she realised.
User avatar #112 to #80 - getsheadfromdolan (06/29/2013) [-]
i dont think einstein had anything to do with the pythagorean theorem. did he?
User avatar #138 to #112 - PadreRasta (06/29/2013) [-]
He just said he had to solve X.
User avatar #101 to #96 - kuroryuuhime (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure maths is the British(?) version of math. Just like colour or faerie or the like.
#97 to #96 - watchesupee (06/29/2013) [-]
I think the word's mathematicS so wouldn't the short version of it be mathS?
#10 to #6 - kaarvaag (06/28/2013) [-]
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#119 - josieabby (06/29/2013) [-]
tl;dr
My virgin brother got his first BJ from his GF, and he was SO proud that it had finally happened. After going back to school, his friends decided to **** with him about. They were telling him that she was probably going to get pregnant, (Remember he's very sheltered, clueless and not very bright) He was in a bad way. Crying and **** all day. He goes home and asked his mom and dad to sit down with him. Through his tears, he told them that his GF,________, could be pregnant. Our mom starts yelling and screaming. Our Dad is really upset, but keeping it together. My bro is crying even harder now and is more scared than even before. Our mom says she can't take this right now and goes to another room to cry. I was upstairs not really hearing what is going on. Our dad sat down with him and asked him to tell him everything that happened. A few seconds later, dad started laughing his ass off. He told my bro to calm down and then began to explain all about sexual acts, consequences, and basically an elevated version of the birds & bees. THEY SHOULDV'E HAD THIS TALK WITH HIM A LONG TIME AGO. I would have talked to him more about that stuff had I realized how little he knew. So, I guess won't be getting a new BJ baby niece or nephew any time soon.
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#141 to #119 - ludislavonac (06/29/2013) [-]
Wow, I feel kinda sorry for him   
Random gif for your pleasure
Wow, I feel kinda sorry for him
Random gif for your pleasure
#150 to #141 - josieabby (06/29/2013) [-]
I did too, so here's a random gif for your pleasure as well.
I did too, so here's a random gif for your pleasure as well.
#159 to #150 - andrewolfzoom (06/29/2013) [-]
yea i also feel sorry   
but hell must had felt good to get a BJ
yea i also feel sorry
but hell must had felt good to get a BJ
#120 to #119 - phycopath (06/29/2013) [-]
this is great!!!
#123 to #119 - bdowns (06/29/2013) [-]
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#139 - fizzor (06/29/2013) [-]
... 10 			*******		 minutes?
... 10 ******* minutes?
#47 - HolyArachnid (06/28/2013) [-]
Sure, she thinks he's kidding now.....
Sure, she thinks he's kidding now.....
#59 - blademontane ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
her face when
User avatar #93 - wizzerdofaus (06/29/2013) [-]
omg running sentences are so cool they are like seriously the best has anyone even noticed that before like i mean seriously guys look its so cool and they work best with bad spelling and no grammar and say and a lot and have you guys im freaking out so much right now im so done
User avatar #113 to #93 - sepheroth (06/29/2013) [-]
Running sentences? Is that actually a grammatically accepted conjugation of run-on sentences?
User avatar #99 to #93 - IcyDeadPeople ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
lol guys im dying omg i cant breathe
#72 - sanguinemeows (06/28/2013) [-]
Guys, guys. His mother is probably just the most unaware idiot ever. It probably happened...   
   
probably
Guys, guys. His mother is probably just the most unaware idiot ever. It probably happened...

probably
#178 to #174 - rippero (06/29/2013) [-]
i like that one, thank you.
#179 to #178 - falanvaul (06/29/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#5 - bananaananas (06/28/2013) [-]
**bananaananas rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at The King has returned **

hehehe.

#9 to #5 - ipostfunny (06/28/2013) [-]
**ipostfunny rolled a random image posted in comment #2685255 at Friendly **

Good roll
User avatar #50 to #9 - impaledsandwich ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Holy **** , a TwoKinds reference on FJ. I never thought I'd live to see it.
#12 to #9 - bananaananas (06/28/2013) [-]
**bananaananas rolled a random image posted in comment #4936791 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **

hah, your roll wants me
#13 to #12 - ipostfunny (06/28/2013) [-]
**ipostfunny rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Green city!!!! **
Tis true
#14 to #13 - ipostfunny (06/28/2013) [-]
nope that didn't work at all
#15 to #14 - bananaananas (06/28/2013) [-]
**bananaananas rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Ladybug tracks on a moist window **

sometimes the rolls just wont cooporate... it's sad really..
#16 to #15 - bananaananas (06/28/2013) [-]
**bananaananas rolled a random image posted in comment #4813561 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **

but then all of a sudden

BAM!
#17 to #16 - bananaananas (06/28/2013) [-]
**bananaananas rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at There's only one way to be safe... **


humanized ponies...
#18 to #17 - bananaananas (06/28/2013) [-]
**bananaananas rolled a random image posted in comment #4970591 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **   
   
just one more and I'm done..
**bananaananas rolled a random image posted in comment #4970591 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **

just one more and I'm done..
#42 to #18 - bonlino ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
doesnt seem like snuggling...
doesnt seem like snuggling...
#19 to #18 - bananaananas (06/28/2013) [-]
**bananaananas rolled a random image posted in comment #661367 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **

fml

#164 - zzzanzitron (06/29/2013) [-]
he's kid in me right   
pls no
he's kid in me right
pls no
#173 to #164 - wartroll (06/29/2013) [-]
Well done, sir
Well done, sir
#124 - bdowns (06/29/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #116 at Peta **
User avatar #85 - fuski (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh gosh.. that ******* lightbulb, bwaha.
#35 - theturkeyburger (06/28/2013) [-]
**theturkeyburger rolled a random image posted in comment #4938396 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** mom's face when
User avatar #36 to #35 - theturkeyburger (06/28/2013) [-]
OH GOD NO HERE COMES THE RED THUMBS
User avatar #46 to #36 - dragonock (06/28/2013) [-]
they only came because you foresaw them
User avatar #48 to #46 - theturkeyburger (06/28/2013) [-]
Now I'm going to get as many if not more down thumbs if not up thumbs fromt his whole thing.... OH **** W-
User avatar #64 to #36 - twothreefivefive (06/28/2013) [-]
You brought this upon yourself!
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