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#34 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk taught me that there's no post on sundays
User avatar #309 to #34 - uzzwick (06/29/2013) [-]
pls dont bring that up
it hurts even to think about it.
#325 to #34 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
How did you get all those thumbs?
User avatar #171 to #34 - fyaq ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
**** man i had all those feels to come down to this ****


im just gonna thumb you up and say **** you
#328 to #34 - lolerbot ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Now son let me tell you a story. Back in the december of twenty twelve, that   
jackass of a man who potter called "uncle" died. Thus was the beggining of the   
post war. It was one post of no post on sundays after another. They never stopped   
coming. Even in the following days it took time to die down. And the worst part? They   
were being thumbed up! Yeah there were those that that got -30 thumbs, but eventually,   
we gave up and thumbed them. They loyal funnyjunkers vs. the sundayers. It was the war   
from hell. The longest sunday on earth. And to those loyal to FJ, well we had no lives,   
hell, FJ was our life! So imagine our concern when Uncle Vermon flooded newest uploads   
AND  front page. We fought hard, thumbing down as much as we could, but alas we lost.   
We had to go and find actual things to do, outside. The next day, things were a bit   
better. There weren't any NO POST ON SUNDAY posts, but we still had alot of cleaning   
up to do. DJ 4DM1N was assumed dead by 4:30
Now son let me tell you a story. Back in the december of twenty twelve, that
jackass of a man who potter called "uncle" died. Thus was the beggining of the
post war. It was one post of no post on sundays after another. They never stopped
coming. Even in the following days it took time to die down. And the worst part? They
were being thumbed up! Yeah there were those that that got -30 thumbs, but eventually,
we gave up and thumbed them. They loyal funnyjunkers vs. the sundayers. It was the war
from hell. The longest sunday on earth. And to those loyal to FJ, well we had no lives,
hell, FJ was our life! So imagine our concern when Uncle Vermon flooded newest uploads
AND front page. We fought hard, thumbing down as much as we could, but alas we lost.
We had to go and find actual things to do, outside. The next day, things were a bit
better. There weren't any NO POST ON SUNDAY posts, but we still had alot of cleaning
up to do. DJ 4DM1N was assumed dead by 4:30
#141 to #34 - fingernails (06/29/2013) [-]
Gold.
Gold.
#275 to #34 - megashot ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
i have never thumbed down so many posts in one day that sunday
i have never thumbed down so many posts in one day that sunday
#231 to #34 - butterisgood (06/29/2013) [-]
I knew i would use this once.
#246 to #34 - igenatius (06/29/2013) [-]
Fine day, Sunday.
Fine day, Sunday.
#247 to #246 - igenatius (06/29/2013) [-]
I had more of these than I remembered...
#150 to #34 - thegofuckyourself (06/29/2013) [-]
I don't want to remember that day.......
#314 to #34 - julesv (06/29/2013) [-]
never forget
#257 to #256 - sonofpsychodad (06/29/2013) [-]
There is no post on the sunday train.
User avatar #333 to #257 - undeadwill (02/03/2015) [-]
I'm back and so is no post on sunday.
#114 to #34 - motherfuckingkenji (06/29/2013) [-]
I saved a million of these on that day just in case they might be relevant in the future.
#124 to #114 - motherfuckingkenji (06/29/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolls 05**
Ah screw it, I'll post all I got just because.
#126 to #124 - motherfuckingkenji (06/29/2013) [-]
There.   
That's it.   
That's my "million" that I saved.   
Go home now.   
   
   
Later tonight, can I still be the big spoon?
There.
That's it.
That's my "million" that I saved.
Go home now.


Later tonight, can I still be the big spoon?
User avatar #334 to #114 - undeadwill (02/03/2015) [-]
Good because the time is now.
User avatar #336 to #335 - undeadwill (02/03/2015) [-]
Lord admin demands it. Sunday is coming.
User avatar #89 to #34 - bgilly (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh god that was a dark day
#27 - reverbius (06/28/2013) [-]
Filch taught me that if you break a promise, he'll **** you up at a wedding.
#132 to #27 - arigsxc (06/29/2013) [-]
The North Will Never Forget! GoT take over on a Harry Potter post. I like your style.
#143 to #27 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
Tonks is Meera Reed btw
#145 to #143 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
I mean Osha, damn I mix them up
User avatar #274 to #145 - sonicserver (06/29/2013) [-]
she's also done lots of porn
#37 to #27 - Rascal (06/28/2013) [-]
Yup there it is
#251 to #27 - silverlance (06/29/2013) [-]
HOLY 			****		 HOW COULD I HAVE NOT REALISED?!
HOLY **** HOW COULD I HAVE NOT REALISED?!
#31 to #27 - newbiee (06/28/2013) [-]
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#112 - maskedhippo (06/29/2013) [-]
Shrek taught me that ogres have layers
#79 - MrStalkerMan (06/29/2013) [-]
fixed.
User avatar #101 to #79 - TarnRazor (06/29/2013) [-]
Wait she was actually raped?
#103 to #101 - lazragoon (06/29/2013) [-]
It was heavily implied.
User avatar #104 to #103 - TarnRazor (06/29/2013) [-]
Must have missed the reference..
#106 to #104 - lazragoon (06/29/2013) [-]
I cant tell if I missed something or you missed something.
User avatar #107 to #106 - TarnRazor (06/29/2013) [-]
It was probably me
User avatar #308 to #104 - bigmanfifty (06/29/2013) [-]
As I recall she wasn't physically injured but still extremely traumatised... so yeah
#50 - pappathethird (06/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - supermegasherman (06/28/2013) [-]
i read the whole thing waiting for a cheesy punchline i could chuckle at. you've let me down op. im disappointed in you
#63 to #3 - rednax ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
#27 work for you?
User avatar #7 to #3 - higginz (06/28/2013) [-]
I was also disappointed.
User avatar #13 to #7 - supermegasherman (06/28/2013) [-]
lets be disappointed in op together
User avatar #15 to #13 - higginz (06/28/2013) [-]
*face of disappointment*
#1 - sexymeme (06/28/2013) [-]
Ron Weasly also taught me that some gingers have souls.
User avatar #8 to #1 - epicalania (06/28/2013) [-]
wrong, when a ginger reaches a certain point in society their hair becomes auburn, Ron weasly taught us that auburn's indeed have souls.
#16 - vegetatheprince (06/28/2013) [-]
Voldemort taught me to value my nose.
#260 - SayHello (06/29/2013) [-]
Professor Flitwick taugh me to "swish and flick"
#127 - TehFunnyMan (06/29/2013) [-]
Harry Potter taught me that you can act like a huge, gimpy bitch all you want, just so long as you blame it on someone else.   
Ron Weasley taught me the value of having rich friends.   
Hermione Granger taught me that smart chicks are best chicks.   
Severus Snape taught me that holding grudges against someone who never directly wronged you is a-okay.   
Rubeus Hagrid taught me that being a truly decent, loving person leads to exclusion and mockery.   
Ginny Weasley taught me to fear the shy kids who keep diaries.   
Lily Potter taught me that bad boys are totally hawt.   
Remus Lupin taught me the life 			*******		 sucks, and then you die off-page.   
Delores Umbridge taught me that I was right all along about govt. brainwashing.   
Sirius Black taught me that life 			*******		 sucks, and then you die anti-climactically.   
Albus Dumbledore taught me that people will flip the 			****		 out when someone comes out of the closet.   
Draco Malfoy taught me that the assholes who tortured you in school sometimes go on to live repercussion-free lives.   
Neville Longbottom taught me that people will only appreciate the losers when they do something for them, or age well.   
Luna Lovegood taught me that.. the picture had it right, actually.   
Dooby taught me that slavery is totally cool as long as you aren't a dick to your servant, or if theres a bunch of them and they're cooking for children.   
Kreacher taught me to hold onto the past forever.   
Lucius Malfoy taught me that douchebags breed more douchebags.   
Fred and George taught me the importance of having a spare. Just in case.   
The Dursleys taught me that religion is basically the devil.   
Arthur Weasley taught me that bad things happen to good people.   
Fleur DeLacour taught me to laugh at the French.   
Molly Weasley taught me that if you say "Bitch" in a kids book, you're instantly BAMF.   
Belatrix LeStrange taught me that hating the popular chicks in school was totally justified, for they are all pure evil.   
Cho Chang taught me that everyone goes through an Asian chick phase.
Harry Potter taught me that you can act like a huge, gimpy bitch all you want, just so long as you blame it on someone else.
Ron Weasley taught me the value of having rich friends.
Hermione Granger taught me that smart chicks are best chicks.
Severus Snape taught me that holding grudges against someone who never directly wronged you is a-okay.
Rubeus Hagrid taught me that being a truly decent, loving person leads to exclusion and mockery.
Ginny Weasley taught me to fear the shy kids who keep diaries.
Lily Potter taught me that bad boys are totally hawt.
Remus Lupin taught me the life ******* sucks, and then you die off-page.
Delores Umbridge taught me that I was right all along about govt. brainwashing.
Sirius Black taught me that life ******* sucks, and then you die anti-climactically.
Albus Dumbledore taught me that people will flip the **** out when someone comes out of the closet.
Draco Malfoy taught me that the assholes who tortured you in school sometimes go on to live repercussion-free lives.
Neville Longbottom taught me that people will only appreciate the losers when they do something for them, or age well.
Luna Lovegood taught me that.. the picture had it right, actually.
Dooby taught me that slavery is totally cool as long as you aren't a dick to your servant, or if theres a bunch of them and they're cooking for children.
Kreacher taught me to hold onto the past forever.
Lucius Malfoy taught me that douchebags breed more douchebags.
Fred and George taught me the importance of having a spare. Just in case.
The Dursleys taught me that religion is basically the devil.
Arthur Weasley taught me that bad things happen to good people.
Fleur DeLacour taught me to laugh at the French.
Molly Weasley taught me that if you say "Bitch" in a kids book, you're instantly BAMF.
Belatrix LeStrange taught me that hating the popular chicks in school was totally justified, for they are all pure evil.
Cho Chang taught me that everyone goes through an Asian chick phase.
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User avatar #320 to #263 - TehFunnyMan (06/29/2013) [-]
Very religious people, i.e. Jehovah's Witnesses, behave almost exactly the way the Dursley's do when it comes to things they don't understand/instantly associate with Satan. They were the ones who kept trying to get Harry Potter banned simply because it was so "wrong" and Satanic to them. Honestly their entire smear campaign could be summed up with "There's no such thing as magic!"
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#324 to #323 - TehFunnyMan (06/29/2013) [-]
I just talked about an entire sect of people who devoted years of their lives trying to get a book banned because they didn't like what it was about....   
And all you took away from that is that I'm resentful?
I just talked about an entire sect of people who devoted years of their lives trying to get a book banned because they didn't like what it was about....
And all you took away from that is that I'm resentful?
#181 to #139 - gamerfan (06/29/2013) [-]
here's another version
here's another version
#253 to #127 - HOtaconE (06/29/2013) [-]
> everyone goes through an asian chick phase

Oh god, why is this so true.
#133 to #127 - TehFunnyMan (06/29/2013) [-]
Nymphadora Tonks taught me that people have a habit of assuming that you wanted to 			****		 your cousin.   
Percy Weasley taught me that good paying jobs ain't worth 			****		 if you aren't welcome home for Christmas.   
Sybil Trelawne taught me that everyone secretly hates gypsies.   
Lavender Brown taught me that some characters are expendable for the sake adding drama to a fight scene.   
Peter Pettigrew taught me to keep my weird friends away from the goths.   
Minerva McGonagall taught me that not every old lady is inherently evil.   
Hedwig taught me that your beloved childhood pet is going to 			*******		 die and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. 			****		 you, kid.    
Lord Voldemort taught me not to accept all hugs that are offered.   
J.K. Rowling taught me that building your own personal army really is as easy as Hitler made it out to be.   
   
   
I do actually like the series though so drop the pitchforks, fangirls. I'm only playing.
Nymphadora Tonks taught me that people have a habit of assuming that you wanted to **** your cousin.
Percy Weasley taught me that good paying jobs ain't worth **** if you aren't welcome home for Christmas.
Sybil Trelawne taught me that everyone secretly hates gypsies.
Lavender Brown taught me that some characters are expendable for the sake adding drama to a fight scene.
Peter Pettigrew taught me to keep my weird friends away from the goths.
Minerva McGonagall taught me that not every old lady is inherently evil.
Hedwig taught me that your beloved childhood pet is going to ******* die and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. **** you, kid.
Lord Voldemort taught me not to accept all hugs that are offered.
J.K. Rowling taught me that building your own personal army really is as easy as Hitler made it out to be.


I do actually like the series though so drop the pitchforks, fangirls. I'm only playing.
#69 - pezmetal (06/29/2013) [-]
"Even with you're terrified"
#225 to #69 - sidnineonefourtwo (06/29/2013) [-]
Can't tell if bird is taking a crap




Or human shoved a q-tip up it's ass.
#229 - blablub (06/29/2013) [-]
The first time I read it as
"Lord Voldemort taught me that a life without a nose is barely living."
#241 to #229 - Rascal (06/29/2013) [-]
"Lol guise I can't read lol so fahnny"
#38 - minnesotaids (06/28/2013) [-]

Good job. You've made it to the comments!
#42 - maphrox (06/28/2013) [-]
Reading this post taught me to always use a black border around white text on images.
#232 - chainz (06/29/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk comment section taught me this
#305 - wizi (06/29/2013) [-]
Draco Malfoy taught me that his father will hear about this.
#239 - thebritishguy (06/29/2013) [-]
can't believe there was no
"and Uncle Dursley taught me that there's no post on Sundays!"
User avatar #75 - enforcedno (06/29/2013) [-]
FUNNYJUNK TAUGHT ME THAT PEOPLE WILL LOOK FOR MORALS IN THE SMALLEST **** .
User avatar #10 - erdbeerbaum (06/28/2013) [-]
Lord Voldemort taught me that a life without love nose is barely living
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