50/50. . You have been cursed with a SO/ SO chance to die after every orgasm. coc_ Anolog_ en: upton: Do you continue to masturbate? Do you continue to have sex
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#35 - alucord (06/29/2013) [-]
continue to have sex

i'm good
User avatar #1 - dabronydude (06/28/2013) [-]
talk about, going out with a bang.
User avatar #51 to #1 - Rvalldrgg (06/29/2013) [-]


Probably more like a fizzle...
User avatar #59 to #51 - nippuhl (06/29/2013) [-]
NO, WITH A BANG
#81 to #1 - vaporous (06/29/2013) [-]
More like going out with a boom goes the dynamite.
#3 to #1 - sqrbt (06/28/2013) [-]
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
User avatar #15 - brehon (06/29/2013) [-]
If you die while whacking off, does that mean you got whacked twice?
User avatar #7 - davvi (06/28/2013) [-]
"continue" to have sex
User avatar #5 - bitchplzzz (06/28/2013) [-]
I do it 1 everyday, sometimes 2.

So thats 7-10 times a week.

I'd've died 3-4 times in a week







Or my math is ******* atrocious, **** you im wacking off
#80 to #5 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
really? only once a day?
User avatar #96 to #5 - olesc (06/29/2013) [-]
if theres a 50/50 chance you die everytime you orgasm then there is a 90 % chance you will die everytime you orgasm.
User avatar #9 to #5 - baaltomekk (06/28/2013) [-]
Let's asume 10 times per week, then your survival chance each week is at a rocking 0,09765625%.
Have fun!
User avatar #12 to #9 - theguythatisnotyou ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
But wouldn't your chance of dying and living always be the same, or o I not know how2math?
User avatar #24 to #12 - xplosevdiarrhea (06/29/2013) [-]
Probability can be hard to wrap your head around. It all depends on what you're determining the probability of. The probability of dying and living the NEXT time you masturbate is always the same. But considering your chance of surviving 10 bouts with the one eyed monster is 0.5^10. Consider all of the possible occurances. Not dying the first 9 times then dying the tenth; dying the first time; etc. Only one of the many, many possibilities gives you survival after 10 gos, so it's very unlikely. One of the basic principles of determining probability is understanding what you already know. If you know how many times you've survived so far, they are no longer part of probability, since you are 100% certain of the outcome. But since we don't know any of the 10 times the chance of dying is far greater than living.
User avatar #14 to #5 - unknowntablets (06/29/2013) [-]
over a course of 8-9 years for me... lets see.
User avatar #27 to #5 - biggrand (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm usually 2-4 on an a average day, Sundays when i have nothing to do it can be around 6. days when im busy or focused its 0-1. I probably wouldnt last two days
#69 to #27 - pavrodi (06/29/2013) [-]
So you basically have to work yourself like a dog to minimize your chances of dying. That's actually pretty depressing... you're either dead or grinding a miserable life.
#82 to #27 - vaporous (06/29/2013) [-]
Sounds like my schedule. I tried no-fap-November once. Worst ******* month ever.
User avatar #116 to #82 - biggrand (06/29/2013) [-]
i fapped like twice nov 1 before i even heard about it, but I can actually grow a beard so i just did no shave November instead
User avatar #88 to #82 - sasquatchmaniaman ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
I failed the first day.
User avatar #30 - HereForTheNsfw (06/29/2013) [-]
But don't we all have 100% chance of dying after orgasm? I mean it doesn't say when....
#71 - Keidis (06/29/2013) [-]
Well.. Varys does it!

TIME TO CHOP MAH BALLS OFF!
#79 to #71 - Spikeydeath (06/29/2013) [-]
he still ***** people
User avatar #10 - lolerbot ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
I cant ejaculate, but I still get boners. So I just have sex for the feel of it. BAM
User avatar #70 to #10 - sonofposeidon (06/29/2013) [-]
Holy **** ...you too? You can last a ridiculously long time but don't blow a load? Or am I still alone...?
User avatar #67 to #10 - meglikescookies (06/29/2013) [-]
That sounds like a terrible blessing.
#73 - kanpai (06/29/2013) [-]
even if you die you still get to ejaculate....
even if you die you still get to ejaculate....
#57 - davidteninch (06/29/2013) [-]
3-4 times a day.  I've died more than 14 times this week.
3-4 times a day. I've died more than 14 times this week.
#72 to #57 - kanpai (06/29/2013) [-]
4-5 times a session.  i could have died more than 14 times today
4-5 times a session. i could have died more than 14 times today
#84 - tobistrigoivii (06/29/2013) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at if you love her, fap ** He died doin' what he loved.
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at if you love her, fap ** He died doin' what he loved.
User avatar #56 - rmoran (06/29/2013) [-]
As long as it's after and not immediately before or during.
The after part is never pleasant anyway.
User avatar #74 - halor (06/29/2013) [-]
pretty sure i wouldn't last a week,a day if the curse was placed on me during a weekend
User avatar #2 - psychadelicace (06/28/2013) [-]
yes i would
#16 - masterboll (06/29/2013) [-]
get out!
User avatar #26 to #16 - taintedangel (06/29/2013) [-]
It's still **** posting if you're being ironic.
User avatar #17 to #16 - paradox (06/29/2013) [-]
take your own advice.
#18 to #17 - masterboll (06/29/2013) [-]




im referring to common tumblr faggotry
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User avatar #19 to #18 - paradox (06/29/2013) [-]
ahh. my bad. then i tak back my previous statement. im sorry for the confusion, please have a nice day.
User avatar #20 to #19 - paradox (06/29/2013) [-]
tak back*
User avatar #21 to #20 - paradox (06/29/2013) [-]
tak*
User avatar #22 to #21 - paradox (06/29/2013) [-]
yup tha button btwn my "w" & "r" is brokn. im sorry for tha typos.
#53 to #22 - acannibalbaby (06/29/2013) [-]
Why did I find this so funny? You ,and your struggle with the E key.
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