Riot Raki. Of course its Turkish. IN CASE OF MDT toimii) A TURKISH ORIGINAL. Bad things happens when you waste alcohol. funny
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User avatar #5 - poniesnstuff (06/29/2013) [-]
Or a health kit
#37 to #5 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (06/29/2013) [-]
Damn you. I did not need another reminder on how I can't play it because it is a PS3 exclusive.
Damn you. I did not need another reminder on how I can't play it because it is a PS3 exclusive.
#1 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [-]
Bad things happens when you waste alcohol.
Bad things happens when you waste alcohol.
#99 to #1 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
When did killing cops become a waste?
#109 to #1 - urinferior (06/29/2013) [-]
I like how the truck that hits him is the same brand as the beer, i like those small details in adverts.
#114 to #109 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
It was an advertisement for the beer.
User avatar #33 to #1 - adrianking ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
You and I have very different definitions on what constitutes waste.
User avatar #38 to #1 - tomorrowsnightmare (06/29/2013) [-]
You could take that literally while playing The Last of Us
#2 - shadowfox (06/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #78 to #2 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
I was trying to reverse the gif then replay the original.

I couldn't find a website to do it that worked, could even do it OR didn't add a watermark.
User avatar #7 to #2 - motherfuckingkenji (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh lawd if only someone could make this gif loop perfectly I would be so happy.
Maybe some of the very few people I know of on here that can make gifs, like holler, heafi or anonymoose. I don't know.
#8 to #2 - fukyu (06/29/2013) [-]
bad loop is bad
#6 - elmoose **User deleted account** (06/29/2013) [-]
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#55 - nextgenmidgett (06/29/2013) [-]
i never understand why people have to riot like this, i mean what a great way to put it to the man by setting someones car on fire that they probably worked months to buy. I'm angry because this happened to my grandad during a riot. He was always proud of his car and ive never seen him so upset
i never understand why people have to riot like this, i mean what a great way to put it to the man by setting someones car on fire that they probably worked months to buy. I'm angry because this happened to my grandad during a riot. He was always proud of his car and ive never seen him so upset
#56 to #55 - thathorse ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Relevant, I know what you mean but it's meant to be a statement for complete anarchy, that it doesn't matter who's fault it is everyone suffers.
#62 to #56 - nextgenmidgett (06/29/2013) [-]
oh yeah setting people lively hood on fire, their businesses and homes? how is that a message. It's stupid.  What sort of person would put a family's life in danger, or maybe they dont seem to realise people live above the shops they are setting alight.  It's very simple minded and the message never gets across
oh yeah setting people lively hood on fire, their businesses and homes? how is that a message. It's stupid. What sort of person would put a family's life in danger, or maybe they dont seem to realise people live above the shops they are setting alight. It's very simple minded and the message never gets across
User avatar #63 to #62 - skymuffinz (06/29/2013) [-]
It's actually more reasonable than you think.

Guy above just gave you answer to it.

~ To put it simply, government these days regardless of where you live, 's more or less filled with people/polticians who just don't give a **** if you complain via regular means "Aka just talking about it"

As long as the complaints don't hit the TV it doesn't matter what you do, and well burning cars 'n setting things overall on fire, usually does send the message that people aren't happy.

User avatar #82 to #62 - poniesareghey (06/29/2013) [-]
Because everyone has the time to be philosophic/mildly levelheaded in the midst of a ******* riot.
also, skymuffinz puts it pretty well
#102 to #62 - blablub ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
>Anarchy
>Sense

Pick one.

Yeah, it sends a message. So does flying two planes into a skyscraper, I don't see anyone of you saying that was reasonable.
User avatar #110 to #55 - niggernazi (06/29/2013) [-]
Because the people who riot are often *********** and ''anti-fascists'' who has nothing better to do than make everyones lives worse by burning up cars and houses. It happened in sweden a few weeks ago and the police didnt do **** exept playing football with the younger immigrants and buying them hotdogs. Instead the police tried to arrest the ''skinheads'' and the ''football hooligans'' that were only taxpaying swedish citizens who was tired of those subhuman scums that was rioting.

And yeah, the media and the government believs that the rioters actually had a reason to burn up cars because they are ''poor'' and that is impossible because an immigrant without job gets tree times as much money in welfare than a swede witout a job.
User avatar #67 to #55 - thebannedzombie (06/29/2013) [-]
Exactly. If you are going to riot, throw molotovs at the people (or cars of the people) who you are pissed off at. I.E. have a riot outside the capitol building, or outside the home of a senator.
#3 - sanguinesolitude (06/28/2013) [-]
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fire is fun
User avatar #28 to #3 - tonkkax (06/29/2013) [-]
This should be reversed.
#9 to #3 - motherfuckingkenji (06/29/2013) [-]
I have that gif and this one.   
Enjoy.
I have that gif and this one.
Enjoy.
#40 to #3 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (06/29/2013) [-]
It's even better with friends... Or enemies...
It's even better with friends... Or enemies...
#10 - jgwentworthhh (06/29/2013) [-]
It tastes just like black licorice and when you pour it its clear, but when you add ice, the water from the ice mixed with the Raki turns the solution hazy white. Wouldn't recommend for the taste but for the experience.
It tastes just like black licorice and when you pour it its clear, but when you add ice, the water from the ice mixed with the Raki turns the solution hazy white. Wouldn't recommend for the taste but for the experience.
User avatar #17 to #10 - blargedyblarg (06/29/2013) [-]
that .Gif is an edit from a pink floyd video
#32 to #10 - whatamidoingwithme (06/29/2013) [-]
I like it's taste, i guess it is an acquired one.
#83 to #10 - lemonadikh (06/29/2013) [-]
you are talking about ouzo, and the fact that it turns white is because it has the black licorice you say (we call it here glykaniso) raki stays clear if you add ice and its mostly made in Crete. tsipouro is somewhat the same and its made in the rest of Greece.
pic related the cat had ouzo
#116 to #83 - jgwentworthhh (06/30/2013) [-]
Ouzo is Greek whereas Raki is Turkish... I was just in both locations (Cesme, Turkey and Chios, Greece) and I just explained what you did and Raki DOES (I re-iterate DOES) turn white...
#105 to #83 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
milaei gia to tourkiko raki,pou moiazei poly me to ouzo kai tholonei ki auto otan tou valeis nero. kamia sxesi me tin kritki raki

source: kritikos kai 3ero
User avatar #107 to #105 - lemonadikh (06/29/2013) [-]
nai to skeftika kai gw meta alla varethika na ksangrapso. kai gw kritikos
User avatar #88 to #10 - ifeelbatman (06/29/2013) [-]
I like black licorice
User avatar #11 to #10 - alfjnn ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
I ******* love Raki, Ouzo, etc.
#111 to #76 - youxbarstard (06/29/2013) [-]
Dude looks like Zod and Leonidas mixed together.
User avatar #101 to #76 - sabotagesam (06/29/2013) [-]
doth raki is gooooood
User avatar #103 to #101 - redstonealchemist (06/29/2013) [-]
i titled the picture "fini hazi", which thanks to the internet, i know it means "what is that?" in the dothrak language
#12 - senseofpurpose (06/29/2013) [-]
If you guyz ever visit Greece, try Raki with honey, it's just heaven
#15 to #12 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
Ouzo not Raki....Although it´s the same i guess
User avatar #20 to #15 - senseofpurpose (06/29/2013) [-]
Actually, it's named "Rakomelo"
{ Rako + melo } = { Raki + Honey }
User avatar #98 - thegamerslife (06/29/2013) [-]
**** ! yes!
#4 - azraelthemage (06/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #57 - robotvoice (06/29/2013) [-]
''I am the milkman, my milk is delicious.''
#87 - rambomanthree (06/29/2013) [-]
Alcohol doesn't burn for 			****		...   
   
Use napalm. Even cheap napalm works. Just take gas and add styrofoam to it untill it is in a thick jelly like state. and if you want you can even sprinkle in a bit of gunpowder for extra fireball
Alcohol doesn't burn for **** ...

Use napalm. Even cheap napalm works. Just take gas and add styrofoam to it untill it is in a thick jelly like state. and if you want you can even sprinkle in a bit of gunpowder for extra fireball
#92 to #87 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
wtf uber masta coddest knows everytin aboot guns ands hit OOOOooo
User avatar #93 to #92 - rambomanthree (06/29/2013) [-]
I hate call of duty
#100 to #92 - jazzyietheferret (06/29/2013) [-]
Believe it or not, a whole lot of people have read the anarchist cook book. Everything along these lines are explained in deep detail.
User avatar #64 - ilikebuttsex (06/29/2013) [-]
I had raki when I went Turkey to visit grandparents, tastes like real strong black licorice on it's own, but they usually have it with fruits/dips/ munchies to make the taste better, strong stuff tho
User avatar #68 to #64 - hitlersoneballsack (06/29/2013) [-]
no surprise its in turkey
User avatar #108 to #64 - onebadbassoonist (06/29/2013) [-]
Does it taste like Jagermeister, but stronger? If so then I definitely want to try it even more now
User avatar #18 - twofreegerbils (06/29/2013) [-]
Except that's not 100% alcohol and it wouldn't burn worth a **** .

Even 100% alcohol doesn't Burt all that hot or great.

Real molotovs use napalm. themoreyouknow.jpg
#94 to #18 - seizure (06/29/2013) [-]
***** , pretty much all distilled alcohol burns - it burns well, too, almost as good as gasoline. Practical knowledge, bitch.
User avatar #54 to #18 - twofreegerbils (06/29/2013) [-]
Why are people still thumbing this down ;_; there's literally nothing factually incorrect about it.

Except I spelled burn Burt. Autocorrect

Oh well, I'll leave it up and take my red pinkies like a man.
#65 to #54 - golbot (06/29/2013) [-]
try commenting on it some more. that should help.
User avatar #66 to #65 - twofreegerbils (06/29/2013) [-]
I don't think that will actually help actually so

Even my greenthumbed comments are becoming red. I think this thread has become an anti-me thumbing circlejerk.

AND I WILL REVEL IN IT
User avatar #80 to #66 - poniesareghey (06/29/2013) [-]
You're just really ******* wrong, and continuing to support your incorrect claims in the face of people showing what's wrong with what you said.
Other than that, you're good.
User avatar #117 to #80 - twofreegerbils (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm going to reply to this old ass comment after being in Italy for two weeks to tell you just how ******* stupid you are.

Like this: you're really ******* stupid.

A quick google search is all you need to know that styrofoam plus gas equals napalm. There is NOTHING factually incorrect about that. Any experience with alcohol (unlikely since you're twelve) would tell you that even everclear doesn't burn worth a **** .
User avatar #122 to #117 - poniesareghey (07/15/2013) [-]
I see you bravely and courageously took the honorable route of thumbing me down for bringing facts instead of replying to me, quite uncowardly of you.
User avatar #124 to #122 - twofreegerbils (07/16/2013) [-]
HELL, I'll thumb down this comment too! Since I'm such a coward! Oh no, Internet pinkies, a real show of bravery!

To expand in my bravado, I'll address the point of the Molotov recipe, which Wikipedia defines as: "a breakable glass bottle containing a flammable substance such as gasoline/petrol or a napalm-like mixture, with some motor oil added, and usually a source of ignition such as a burning cloth wick held in place by the bottle's stopper." As you can see, either gas OR napalm are acceptable, but ALCOHOL, which was MY POINT ALL ALONG SINCE THE VERY FIRST GODDAMN COMMENT I POSTED IN THIS THREAD, ALCOHOL, IS NOT EVEN MENTIONED, BECAUSE ITS **** AT BURNING **** . I don't know WHERE the **** in the world its hard to find one of the most commercially available packing material and insulator, but if you actually want to do some damage and not just set **** on fire, you're gonna use napalm instead of gas, because napalm absolutely, positively isn't going to extinguish until its been completely burned up.
User avatar #123 to #122 - twofreegerbils (07/16/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
Did you just accuse me of being COWARDLY
For NOT REPLYING TO YOUR COMMENT
On a ******* HUMOR WEBSITE
Whose primary demographic is 14 year old boys?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOHOHOHHEHEHEH EHEHHAHAHAHAHOHEHEHHAHAHAHHOHOHOHOHOHHEHEHAHAHAHAHHA

Excuse any typos, the tears in my eyes make it hard for me to see. Anyways, Wikipedia defines napalm as: "Napalm is a mixture of a thickening/gelling agent and petroleum or a similar fuel for use in an incendiary device." Let's see, thicking/gelling agent? That'd be styrofoam. Petroleum? Well uh, yeah, gas. Incendiary device? Yes, the mixture of styrofoam and petrol makes an incendiary device. WOWZERS! Looks like my recipe checks out!
User avatar #125 to #123 - poniesareghey (07/20/2013) [-]
Well, if you're going to get offended about some point enough to respond to it and then simply not respond to it.
also
>wiki
User avatar #126 to #125 - twofreegerbils (07/21/2013) [-]
>W-well t-those definitions are f-from w-w...wiki!
>that m-means they can't be true!

I COMPLETELY DISASSEMBLED your entire argument and you're too cowardly to admit that you were wrong. I was right this entire time, and you jumped in the echo chamber groupthink circlejerk bandwagon and said "hurr durr you are wrong because everyone else said you were wrong!" Now that you realize you've put your foot in your mouth you're too cowardly to say, I'm sorry, you were right, please let me suck your dick; as anyone who has had their Internet ass kicked as bad as you ought to say.
User avatar #121 to #117 - poniesareghey (07/15/2013) [-]
"real molotovs use napalm"
"A quick google search is all you need to know that styrofoam plus gas equals napalm"
The general molotov cocktail uses gasoline, or other readily available flammable liquids. The existence of the molotov cocktail is as a makeshift weapon historically and today used largely by smaller, underfunded rebel groups or protestors out of available materials. Technically, the molotov doesn't have a single definitive combustible liquid in it, it's just generally gasoline as it's very popular. Also, we've had molotovs in use militarily since as far back as 1936. Back then, gas or other similar flammables (petrol) were more available than styrofoam, if anyone even had styrofoam. So, to close on your fist statement, a "real" molotov is composed of a glass bottle, flammable liquid, and rag with end dipped and then stuffed into said flammable liquid.
As for your second statement about styrofoam and gasoline being napalm, you're simply flat out wrong. Napalm is a jelly-like combustible substance that is composed of gasoline (I imagine the US military would use a less expensive flammable alternative) that's thickened by certain soaps. So, technically, napalm is its own thing. You could say that gas+styrofoam is similar to napalm and be correct, but otherwise you're at least miswording your meaning and making yourself incorrect.
I'm not going to glorify my knowledge in home-made explosives to be something it's not, but it is a bit of a hobby for me and I often find the history of these explosives to be interesting seeing as how they are used effectively by undermanned, underfunded groups, be their goals something I support or otherwise.
User avatar #46 to #18 - haxorman (06/29/2013) [-]
....evrclear is 95% and will still burn

Even stuff at 80% will burn
User avatar #75 to #18 - matoob (06/29/2013) [-]
you can't actually get 100% alcohol because it has to have water in there somewhere
User avatar #21 to #18 - Durn ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
gasoline.

you are supposed to put gasoline.

who the **** has napalm in their house?
User avatar #77 to #21 - spanishninja ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
i
i have
is that weird?
#25 to #21 - golbot (06/29/2013) [-]
Take Styrofoam. it dissolves into gasoline making a form of VERY sticky very flammable "napalm". You can light it on fire and throw globs of it at your neighbors cat. that is until the ATF kicks down your door.
#31 to #25 - teoberry (06/29/2013) [-]
I heard it was a weird mix of gas, wax, and some other ****
User avatar #71 to #31 - saberrr (06/29/2013) [-]
Soap shavings work wonders
User avatar #30 to #25 - Durn ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
chemically, that's great. conventionally, not so much.

when in riots, there is no time to be breaking styrofoam and shoving down the neck of the latest corona you just drank.

half and half of motor oil and gasoline will do you fine.
User avatar #27 to #25 - twofreegerbils (06/29/2013) [-]
Hivemind...
#29 to #27 - golbot (06/29/2013) [-]
Jinx. i want my soda.
#90 to #21 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
People who know how to make napalm? it's quite easy---
User avatar #26 to #21 - twofreegerbils (06/29/2013) [-]
Napalm = gasoline + styrofoam
#86 to #26 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
ghetto napalm*
User avatar #53 to #49 - twofreegerbils (06/29/2013) [-]
Breivik is a handsome ************
#52 to #26 - pridefulmatthew (06/29/2013) [-]
I am going to favorite this comment...for research of course....
#106 to #21 - thenewneone (06/29/2013) [-]
tyler durden.
User avatar #81 to #21 - tiltaz (06/29/2013) [-]
I Do agree real molotovs use gasoline.
But Just so you may abuse this if you add 100 percent pure orange juice to gasoline and then distill it you get napalm.
Or so i was told...
User avatar #95 to #81 - giljo (06/29/2013) [-]
Fight club?
User avatar #118 to #21 - twofreegerbils (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm back from Europe after two weeks and this is what I see

Look at all the negathumbs I got because of your ignorance

I love funnyjunk
User avatar #119 to #118 - Durn ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
"Look at all the negathumbs I got because of your ignorance "

no stop. you brought this upon yourself.
User avatar #120 to #119 - twofreegerbils (07/13/2013) [-]
How is it that saying nothing but factual information is bringing it upon myself? A Molotov with vodka literally will not catch fire.
User avatar #97 to #21 - giljo (06/29/2013) [-]
ehm you do realise that napalm is easy to make
#96 to #21 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
'Murica
#89 to #21 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
you both want to kill som people, not just burn som **** ... using usual "less than 90% alcool" is enough to burn **** up, using real gasoline will make most things you know a pile of ashes
#84 to #21 - seuss (06/29/2013) [-]
got any styrofoam? got a car? bam.   
   
contain your enthusiasm
got any styrofoam? got a car? bam.

contain your enthusiasm
#79 to #21 - mojusk (06/29/2013) [-]
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#70 to #21 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
not that hard to make all you need is gasoline and styrofoam or if you want the fire to stick without making napalm all you need is dish soap
User avatar #23 to #21 - sepheroth ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
I do.

*waits for the US government's welcoming team*
User avatar #22 to #21 - darkdraik (06/29/2013) [-]
Lol
#113 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
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oh i found it.
#19 - fourthusername (06/29/2013) [-]
that seems like an absolutely terrible idea to openly sell
User avatar #13 - ktbmnf (06/29/2013) [-]
im turkish and i dont even like Raki. my father makes fun of me sometimes when we are together having dinner, and he would whip out a bottle, some ice, and a Raki Glass. he would always offer me some, with that smile on his face where he already knows the answer and just wants a laugh from my reaction.
#14 to #13 - John Cena (06/29/2013) [-]
thats nice honey!
User avatar #16 to #14 - ktbmnf (06/29/2013) [-]
i know, right? i love my father, dont ever want to lose my father.
User avatar #24 to #13 - sepheroth ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
What type of alcohol is it?
User avatar #34 to #24 - ktbmnf (06/29/2013) [-]
no idea. but you put some ice in a glass, add the drink, turns it into a cum/milky type of look. i think its a bit of an aquired taste. :p
User avatar #35 to #34 - sepheroth ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
What does it taste like?!
User avatar #36 to #35 - ktbmnf (06/29/2013) [-]
sour.
User avatar #39 to #36 - sepheroth ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Like, sour gummy worms?
User avatar #41 to #39 - ktbmnf (06/29/2013) [-]
nah, more like a sour kind of bland taste, really strong. thats why i dont like it, it overrides all other sense for the brief moment its on your tongue and the back of your throat as you swallow it
User avatar #42 to #41 - sepheroth ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
I want nothing more than to try this right now.
User avatar #43 to #42 - ktbmnf (06/29/2013) [-]
its probably a little stonger than whiskey, at 45% alc
User avatar #44 to #43 - sepheroth ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
I have some 90 Proof Bourbon in my kitchen right now! I love the stuff!
User avatar #45 to #44 - ktbmnf (06/29/2013) [-]
then raki will be a nice treat for you
User avatar #48 to #45 - sepheroth ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
I have a very easy to please palate. I think it's why I'm such an awesome cook. Everything is awesome!
User avatar #50 to #48 - ktbmnf (06/29/2013) [-]
hahahaha, i wish i had that kind of outlook on life!
User avatar #51 to #50 - sepheroth ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
It's a very rare condition, I like to call it seph-itus. And I think it's awesome!
User avatar #104 to #51 - sabotagesam (06/29/2013) [-]
it's made with anis, similar to the greek drink 'ouzo' or the french spirit 'pastis'. it's indeed an acquired taste, but it's not hard to acquire it, it's awesome the milky/cumlike look is funny at first.
User avatar #115 to #104 - sepheroth ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
So, it would be easy to acquire in Las Vegas?
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