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User avatar #2 - gayboard (06/28/2013) [-]
That's when you tell her you'd do the same to her if he had a call.
#10 - lankyman (06/28/2013) [-]
Then you say you "want to get off the elevator with her"

Then she be all like: "Well fine just leave"

But as she say dat, you climb up in through the top of elevator

And cut cords with trusty Swizz Army Knife

And she be fallin, and you be ballin

#27 to #10 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
That may have been the greatest thing I have ever read.
#28 to #27 - moxmortuus (06/29/2013) [-]
You aren't on the internet much then.
You aren't on the internet much then.
#30 to #28 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
....yeah
#31 to #30 - moxmortuus (06/29/2013) [-]
Shame on you.   
   
Not really, do whatever the 			****		 you want.
Shame on you.

Not really, do whatever the **** you want.
#38 to #10 - triggathepirate (06/29/2013) [-]
YFW   
   for those who want to watch it.
YFW
Jarl BALLIN for those who want to watch it.
#49 to #38 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
Waiting for someone to post this
#4 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
but that's when you stop her and say "well you werent lying"
#12 to #4 - ylegrand (06/28/2013) [-]
this guy gets!
User avatar #32 to #4 - undeadwill (06/29/2013) [-]
Alpha as **** .
#1 - originalanonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
A similar situation happened to me once...except for there wasn't a cute girl or anyone in fact it wasn't a elevator it was my apartment.
#36 - triggathepirate (06/29/2013) [-]
Yea? So who are you gonna call for help now, bitch?
Yea? So who are you gonna call for help now, bitch?
User avatar #13 - iwanttousenumbers (06/28/2013) [-]
Then you pull out your phone and call someone random and say "I need to look busy, an ugly chick just got on the elevator with me"
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User avatar #5 - kreekydoorS (06/28/2013) [-]
That's when you pull out your phone and say "It's Okay I have to make a phone call anyway. Hey, so I'm in this elevator with the really hideous bitch...."
#8 to #5 - madshatter (06/28/2013) [-]
gayboard got it right, yours is uncalled for.
gayboard got it right, yours is uncalled for.
User avatar #16 to #8 - kreekydoorS (06/28/2013) [-]
well I thought it was funny, but I do think your pun is more amusing.
User avatar #9 to #8 - SeymoreButs (06/28/2013) [-]
I think you just punned.
User avatar #14 to #9 - madshatter (06/28/2013) [-]
im glad someone caught that.
#6 to #5 - lafuriaroja (06/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#55 - mattexpress (06/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #43 - xredsoxmuffin (06/29/2013) [-]
I forgot the name of this movie and it is eating at me.
User avatar #46 to #43 - Zeigh (06/29/2013) [-]
Imagineers or some **** like that.
#50 to #46 - xredsoxmuffin (06/29/2013) [-]
Thank you.
Thank you.
#42 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (06/29/2013) [-]
Cunt
Cunt
User avatar #11 - MandiMarie (06/28/2013) [-]
Maybe she misspoke? I don't know how it happened exactly, so I can't say for sure, but if I was trying to pick up a guy that I thought was cute in the elevator and I was nervous, I would probably **** it up like that, too. And then avoid all further contact with him and yell at myself internally. So maybe she was just a bitch, or maybe she was nervous and messed it up.
User avatar #15 to #11 - sanguinesolitude (06/28/2013) [-]
maybe. Would you go on to clarify that you did think he was cute, or would you just go about your business having destroyed his ego for the day.
User avatar #62 to #15 - MandiMarie (06/29/2013) [-]
Hmm, I don't honestly know. I would either be so embarrassed and selfish that I'd just leave it, and try to never talk to him again, or I wouldn't realize my mistake until later, when I was home. I don't know if anyone else is like this, but I'm sort of socially awkward, and I don't realize if I've offended someone or if someone is hitting on me until I think about it later. But either way, I would probably come across as bitchy. There are actually a lot of people that don't like me because of situations like these, even if I try to apologize later, and try to get them to think I'm less of a bitch.
User avatar #64 to #62 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
well you seem fun, even if my opinion is based on virtually no information. when in doubt just go borat on the dude, "i like you do you like me?"
User avatar #18 to #15 - defeats (06/28/2013) [-]
If he really was a good looking guy I think he'd know it.
If a girl called me ugly I'd brush it off because I know that I'm fabulous.
User avatar #20 to #18 - sanguinesolitude (06/28/2013) [-]
its more the "theres a cute guy in the elevator" gets you thinking "woot this is my chance"
"just kidding" and you're like "i guess i'll just go back home alone then."
User avatar #21 to #20 - defeats (06/28/2013) [-]
Yeah that's true.
But I'd hope my first thought would be "wow, what a bitch" rather than toward my own esteem. I guess I may never know.
User avatar #22 to #21 - sanguinesolitude (06/28/2013) [-]
if some girl just said "hey youre ugly" i would think " **** you bitch"

if i thought she was inadvertently suggest she was interested, i would get excited. Then get beaten down. Its more the getting your hopes raised and then insulted that makes it worse.
User avatar #23 to #22 - defeats (06/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, very true.
User avatar #48 - doodogger (06/29/2013) [-]
I would have put ear buds in and turned the music all the way up before she could say sorry and say she didn't mean it.

It's be so awkward for her. XD
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User avatar #52 to #51 - doodogger (06/29/2013) [-]
why?
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User avatar #65 to #53 - doodogger (06/30/2013) [-]
What's with the red thumbs (butthurt)?
User avatar #54 to #53 - doodogger (06/29/2013) [-]
I just know lol.
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#17 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
Phones don't work in elevators...
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#25 to #17 - silverlance (06/29/2013) [-]
At which point in the early 20th century did you write this?
User avatar #35 to #25 - ilovehitler (06/29/2013) [-]
He's yet to hear of Adolf Hitler.
User avatar #29 to #17 - tuckthisphit (06/29/2013) [-]
How is it going in 19th century ?
#19 to #17 - pridefulmatthew (06/28/2013) [-]
are you retarded??
User avatar #59 - IAmManbearpig (06/29/2013) [-]
call someone

"okay dude, you'll never believe this! So I was on the elevator going about my business, then suddenly STEVE BUSCEMI got on and started talking to me!"
#58 - nasharoo (06/29/2013) [-]
hfw
User avatar #47 - Cartouk (06/29/2013) [-]
Should have said " Well its nice to know your a bitch to your friends as well as complete strangers." Then ignored her the rest of the ride.
#7 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
That's when you hit every button on the elevator, hit the open door button, exit, turn, tip your imaginary top hat and take the stairs like a boss.
#3 - vertichorizon (06/28/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZvDvwA4WqI Reminds me of this song
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