Well then.... .. Then you say you "want to get off the elevator with her" Then she be all like: "Well fine just leave" But as she say dat, you climb up in th Well then Then you say "want to get off the elevator with her" she be all like: "Well fine just leave" But as dat climb up in th
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#10 - lankyman
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Then you say you "want to get off the elevator with her"

Then she be all like: "Well fine just leave"

But as she say dat, you climb up in through the top of elevator

And cut cords with trusty Swizz Army Knife

And she be fallin, and you be ballin

#27 to #10 - anon
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(06/29/2013) [-]
That may have been the greatest thing I have ever read.
#28 to #27 - moxmortuus
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(06/29/2013) [-]
You aren't on the internet much then.
You aren't on the internet much then.
#30 to #28 - anon
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(06/29/2013) [-]
....yeah
#31 to #30 - moxmortuus
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Shame on you.   
   
Not really, do whatever the **** you want.
Shame on you.

Not really, do whatever the **** you want.
#60 to #31 - jzpotter
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(06/29/2013) [-]
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#26 to #10 - daragon
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#38 to #10 - triggathepirate
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(06/29/2013) [-]
YFW   
   for those who want to watch it.
YFW
Jarl BALLIN for those who want to watch it.
#49 to #38 - anon
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Waiting for someone to post this
#2 - gayboard
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(06/28/2013) [-]
That's when you tell her you'd do the same to her if he had a call.
#17 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Phones don't work in elevators...
#61 to #17 - kschmidty
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#25 to #17 - silverlance
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(06/29/2013) [-]
At which point in the early 20th century did you write this?
#35 to #25 - ilovehitler
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(06/29/2013) [-]
He's yet to hear of Adolf Hitler.
#29 to #17 - tuckthisphit
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(06/29/2013) [-]
How is it going in 19th century ?
#19 to #17 - pridefulmatthew
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(06/28/2013) [-]
are you retarded??
#1 - originalanonymous
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(06/28/2013) [-]
A similar situation happened to me once...except for there wasn't a cute girl or anyone in fact it wasn't a elevator it was my apartment.
#5 - kreekydoorS
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(06/28/2013) [-]
That's when you pull out your phone and say "It's Okay I have to make a phone call anyway. Hey, so I'm in this elevator with the really hideous bitch...."
#8 to #5 - madshatter
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(06/28/2013) [-]
gayboard got it right, yours is uncalled for.
gayboard got it right, yours is uncalled for.
#16 to #8 - kreekydoorS
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(06/28/2013) [-]
well I thought it was funny, but I do think your pun is more amusing.
#9 to #8 - SeymoreButs
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I think you just punned.
#14 to #9 - madshatter
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(06/28/2013) [-]
im glad someone caught that.
#6 to #5 - lafuriaroja
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#13 - iwanttousenumbers
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Then you pull out your phone and call someone random and say "I need to look busy, an ugly chick just got on the elevator with me"
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#36 - triggathepirate
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Yea? So who are you gonna call for help now, bitch?
Yea? So who are you gonna call for help now, bitch?
#48 - doodogger
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(06/29/2013) [-]
I would have put ear buds in and turned the music all the way up before she could say sorry and say she didn't mean it.

It's be so awkward for her. XD
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#52 to #51 - doodogger
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(06/29/2013) [-]
why?
#53 to #52 - recio **User deleted account**
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#65 to #53 - doodogger
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(06/30/2013) [-]
What's with the red thumbs (butthurt)?
#54 to #53 - doodogger
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(06/29/2013) [-]
I just know lol.
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#42 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Cunt
Cunt
#11 - MandiMarie
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Maybe she misspoke? I don't know how it happened exactly, so I can't say for sure, but if I was trying to pick up a guy that I thought was cute in the elevator and I was nervous, I would probably **** it up like that, too. And then avoid all further contact with him and yell at myself internally. So maybe she was just a bitch, or maybe she was nervous and messed it up.
#15 to #11 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/28/2013) [-]
maybe. Would you go on to clarify that you did think he was cute, or would you just go about your business having destroyed his ego for the day.
#62 to #15 - MandiMarie
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Hmm, I don't honestly know. I would either be so embarrassed and selfish that I'd just leave it, and try to never talk to him again, or I wouldn't realize my mistake until later, when I was home. I don't know if anyone else is like this, but I'm sort of socially awkward, and I don't realize if I've offended someone or if someone is hitting on me until I think about it later. But either way, I would probably come across as bitchy. There are actually a lot of people that don't like me because of situations like these, even if I try to apologize later, and try to get them to think I'm less of a bitch.
#64 to #62 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/29/2013) [-]
well you seem fun, even if my opinion is based on virtually no information. when in doubt just go borat on the dude, "i like you do you like me?"
#18 to #15 - defeats
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(06/28/2013) [-]
If he really was a good looking guy I think he'd know it.
If a girl called me ugly I'd brush it off because I know that I'm fabulous.
#20 to #18 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/28/2013) [-]
its more the "theres a cute guy in the elevator" gets you thinking "woot this is my chance"
"just kidding" and you're like "i guess i'll just go back home alone then."
#21 to #20 - defeats
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Yeah that's true.
But I'd hope my first thought would be "wow, what a bitch" rather than toward my own esteem. I guess I may never know.
#22 to #21 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/28/2013) [-]
if some girl just said "hey youre ugly" i would think "**** you bitch"

if i thought she was inadvertently suggest she was interested, i would get excited. Then get beaten down. Its more the getting your hopes raised and then insulted that makes it worse.
#23 to #22 - defeats
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, very true.
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