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cameronchase' S RULES FOR SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE
RULE #1: choose your weapon wisely...
don' t want to be too weak... and you wanna look as badass as possible.
RULE #2: make fat friends...
you may not be able to out run
the zombies.... but you sure as
hell can out run fatty.
RULE #3: get to a haii-' place
stupid zombies
learn to climb
RULE #5: the animals are not
you friends except for this mother ****** right here
go monkey go
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User avatar #89 - BritainUK (05/28/2010) [-]
Rule #34- Have sex with the zombies.
User avatar #2 - TheKyleBroflovskii (05/28/2010) [-]
Lol phonics monkey
#117 - DrOctagonopus **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
is alchemic holding a chicken wing?
User avatar #320 - TheRagingKiwi (05/29/2010) [-]
any of yall seen Shaun of the Dead?
THATS how you survive a zombie attack.
User avatar #84 - CallMeCrisco (05/28/2010) [-]
But, but... Smoking lowers your Health! D:

Too much Metal Gear Solid...
User avatar #230 - TaylorJay (05/28/2010) [-]
When you said Go Monkey Go it made me think of the movie "Grandma's Boy" where Dante and Alex are to high to drive so they have the monkey drive while Dante yells "Drive Monkey Drive!!"
User avatar #115 - PedoHunter (05/28/2010) [-]
hmmmm...
so in a zombie apocalypse the only people i can trust are the FJ people
User avatar #129 to #115 - AStrawberryPoptart (05/28/2010) [-]
Yep... I got your back buddy... we have to select a rally point... which city shall be it? and which building? I say the White House
User avatar #134 to #129 - PedoHunter (05/28/2010) [-]
no no no...
we'll make the white house our last stand
User avatar #158 to #134 - AStrawberryPoptart (05/28/2010) [-]
Yeah... maybe... Berlin... I have a few Waffen SS hookups... espessially after they unfreeze hitler... we could definately survive one....
User avatar #165 to #158 - PedoHunter (05/28/2010) [-]
good idea
User avatar #136 to #129 - PedoHunter (05/28/2010) [-]
we'll just hav to find another rally point
User avatar #183 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/28/2010) [-]
Wow that sure is an irregular shaped dildo that Alchy is holding...
User avatar #199 to #183 - lmaonaise (05/28/2010) [-]
i lol'd
#120 - anon (05/28/2010) [-]
Hooked on fonics monkey will save us all
User avatar #128 to #120 - AStrawberryPoptart (05/28/2010) [-]
Hooked On Phonics?*
User avatar #296 - PortableFoot (05/29/2010) [-]
Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. All you'll ever need to know about zombies.
User avatar #298 to #296 - luidias (05/29/2010) [-]
YES.
I have it right beside my bed. IT IS MANDATORY.
User avatar #299 to #298 - PortableFoot (05/29/2010) [-]
I indeed have studied it, I agree with every idea except for his statement that going somewhere cold wouldnt help.

Dead/re-animated flesh will freeze and will cease to function...
User avatar #300 to #299 - luidias (05/29/2010) [-]
well, it has to be really f***ing cold for electrical nerve impulses to stop functioning. At those temperatures, you'd be less worried about the zombies than the temperature. he does mention something about environmental risks in the cold, I believe.
User avatar #312 to #300 - scottyknoxville (05/29/2010) [-]
It is sitting on my nightstand. It is worth buying a copy for reading. And a copy for putting in the glass In case of zombies, break glass case on the wall with a Machete, and rifle/couple boxes of ammo.
#233 - Hiland (05/28/2010) [-]
Youd do have to sharpen a machete cause when they get dull your ******
User avatar #118 - JohnJohnboy (05/28/2010) [-]
Even though most zombie apocalypse movies start with monkies bighting some one and then they catch the virus and go around spreading it some more
#116 - Funnyguyeh **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
Ok....
Go try and cut a cow in half.....
Without it touching you....
Go ahead....
User avatar #121 to #116 - lexlavender (05/28/2010) [-]
Challenge accepted
#124 to #121 - Funnyguyeh **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
It's a little bit harder than just slicing him in half isent it. Wouldn't you say a gun is better?
User avatar #85 - RandomFlavs (05/28/2010) [-]
If a zombie ate a hippie, would the zombie get high?
User avatar #93 to #85 - thebovver (05/28/2010) [-]
philospharaptor moment
User avatar #75 - JDBar (05/28/2010) [-]
Don't forget to double-tap.
#68 - anon (05/28/2010) [-]
But you will become badass if you fight the zombie apocalypse with a broom!
User avatar #78 to #68 - heirofaniu (05/28/2010) [-]
But only if you're a woman. Otherwise it's just wrong bot to have something completely badass.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Deadline (05/28/2010) [-]
Anon win!
#55 - marteboi (05/28/2010) [-]
also, during a zombie apocalypse NEVER GET HIGH!
you allways want to be alert and..... woah.... pffftt hahahaha dude look at my hands awesomeeeee :D
User avatar #46 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (05/28/2010) [-]
thumbs to this man for risking a lawsuit for our simple entertainment
#500 - anon (05/29/2010) [-]
WTF!!!!!! funny junk isnt funny anymore.. :/
this sucks!! really does..i know this vil be thumbed down but its the ******* truth!!...


-random guy on the internet
#504 to #500 - Whitecatthorn (05/31/2010) [-]
I agree, that wasnt funny at all, WHAT HAPPENED TO "FUNNY????"
User avatar #475 - lolgiraffe (05/29/2010) [-]
1. cardio
2. the double-tap
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