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Cotton Eyed Joe

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PEOPLE PIECING: COTTON IN FIELDS??? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT -
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#3 - franger
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Cotton Eyed Joe has been a popular folk song in the south long before the Rednex version was made. It's actually about a black guy stealing the guys wife; saying he's cotton eyed is a reference to the eyes clouding over from the consumption of methanol (a byproduct of distilling alcohol that should be drained off).
His eyes were crossed, an' his nose was flat,
An' his teeth were out, but what of that?
For he was tall, an' he was slim,
An' so my gal she follered him.
Original versions of the song are still popular in Texas, and other southern states.

tldr - drunk ****** steals wife
most relevant picture I had
#5 to #3 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
tldr - drunk ***** steals wife OMG
#14 to #3 - nazrix
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(06/28/2013) [-]
methanol. really? that thing that kills you if you ingest 10-30 ml?
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#43 to #31 - nazrix
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(06/30/2013) [-]
I know so much now
#15 to #3 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Your eyes don't "cloud over" from methanol. It blinds you, period. It's an optic nerve poison.
#36 to #15 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
He is referring to what blind eyes look like.
#19 to #3 - teenytinyspider
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(06/28/2013) [-]
That's what I thought it was about, some drifter dude who flew into town, stealing another guy's girlfriend, and taking off to Vegas with her or something.
#30 to #3 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Not sure if that's better for talent shows and children singalongs.
#32 to #3 - pengasuar
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I'm from Texas and I have NEVER heard that before


Ya chink
#8 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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(06/28/2013) [-]
#10 to #8 - flemsdfer
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(06/28/2013) [-]
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#13 - thewowpimp
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(06/28/2013) [-]
You know, I do so hate fun.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton-Eyed_Joe
#27 to #13 - jonnyfunk
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(06/28/2013) [-]
O Cotton-eyed Joe, O Cotton-eyed Joe,
What did make you sarve me so?
O Joe, ef it hadn't er ben fur you,
I'd er married dat gal fur true."


I almost like lightbulb's version better
#11 - syntheticdoll ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
What the ****, I was even dancing to this song during a school event.
#12 to #11 - syntheticdoll ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Also, just told my boyfriend while he was listetning to it.
His reaction: "Oh god what the **** * Pulls out earphones from phone, rips them out from ears.*"
#39 to #12 - wastelandgunner ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
What's it like being gay?
#40 to #39 - syntheticdoll ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I don't know, I will tell you if I will wake up as a man someday.
#22 - TigerShark
Reply +5
(06/28/2013) [-]
the song predates the civil war, I call ********
#33 - toncheky
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(06/28/2013) [-]
******* cut this **** out for ***** sake.
#28 - xxitzchubbsxx
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(06/28/2013) [-]
well yeah. what did you think the song was about?
#37 to #28 - creepyunclebob
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Some guy named Joe with cotton for eyes, obviously.
#25 - SILENCEnight
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(06/28/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at Take Note ** woah
#34 - triggathepirate
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(06/28/2013) [-]
As fun as picking cotton sounds...
#6 - idkhelp
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Why?