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Cotton Eyed Joe

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PEOPLE PIECING: COTTON IN FIELDS??? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT -
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#3 - franger (06/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Cotton Eyed Joe has been a popular folk song in the south long before the Rednex version was made. It's actually about a black guy stealing the guys wife; saying he's cotton eyed is a reference to the eyes clouding over from the consumption of methanol (a byproduct of distilling alcohol that should be drained off).
His eyes were crossed, an' his nose was flat,
An' his teeth were out, but what of that?
For he was tall, an' he was slim,
An' so my gal she follered him.
Original versions of the song are still popular in Texas, and other southern states.

tldr - drunk ****** steals wife
most relevant picture I had
#8 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#13 - thewowpimp (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You know, I do so hate fun.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton-Eyed_Joe
#11 - syntheticdoll (06/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What the **** , I was even dancing to this song during a school event.
#22 - TigerShark ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
the song predates the civil war, I call ********
#33 - toncheky (06/28/2013) [-]
******* cut this **** out for ***** sake.
#28 - xxitzchubbsxx ONLINE (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
well yeah. what did you think the song was about?
#37 to #28 - creepyunclebob (06/28/2013) [-]
Some guy named Joe with cotton for eyes, obviously.
#25 - SILENCEnight (06/28/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at Take Note ** woah
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2013) [-]
Cotton Eyed Joe is my **** .

Because I can't dance to anything but Cotton Eyed Joe and Macarena.
#34 - triggathepirate (06/28/2013) [-]
As fun as picking cotton sounds...
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2013) [-]
The most annoying thing about this post is that they used the wrong context of "there" twice...
#6 - idkhelp (06/28/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #35 - appleboom (06/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_eye_joe

Yeah no.

That arrow in the knee thing being an old saying isn't true either.
#29 - trickytrickster (06/28/2013) [-]
Except the song is from the Civil War era if not earlier, before "testing for STDs" even existed.
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2013) [-]
Sweedish...
User avatar #23 - defeats (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But the song predates the American civil war...
User avatar #20 - slumberdonkey (06/28/2013) [-]
I once wrote a ten page play for my AP English class about Cotton Eyed Joe. It was a play on the greentexts about it. I think I actually got an A on it.
User avatar #18 - frogie (06/28/2013) [-]
I had this song as a kid in my Crazy Frog cd.
User avatar #16 - mads ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
and the Rednex are Swedish
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