I'm mildly lovin it. .. I can't believe it's not butter. I'm mildly lovin it I can't believe it's not butter
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#1 - crazyolitis
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I can't believe it's not butter.
#2 to #1 - lusir
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I can´t believe you have no negative thumbs
#3 to #2 - crazyolitis
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I can't believe that you can't believe it.
#47 to #1 - Logicaltightrope
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(06/28/2013) [-]
apparently that stuff is about a molecule away from being a plastic. Once you add on fat from I Can't Believe it's Not Butter, you can NEVER burn it off, or, at least, it stays for a looong time. Some of it, anyway.
#20 to #1 - ipaintmyfloor
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Sometimes I mix I can't believe it's not butter and regular butter and make i can kind of believe it's buttered toast.
#7 - fuzionsauce
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(06/28/2013) [-]
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#37 - thechosentroll
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(06/28/2013) [-]
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Glorious home-cooking master race. My sandwiches may take 45 minutes to make, but they're so good the smell alone gives you a boner.
#51 to #37 - rieskimo
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Your sandwich was too late for the boner train, you're the engineer of that train.
#70 to #37 - meganinja
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(06/28/2013) [-]
what kind of sandwiches make 45 minutes to make?
#106 to #70 - thechosentroll
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Delicious ones.
#123 to #106 - meganinja
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(06/28/2013) [-]
seriously though, what kind of sandwich? Cold meat takes minutes, so it rules that out, most grilled sandwiches take less than 10 minutes to make as well. Something more complex like a French Dip would probably take around 20 minutes, but what damn sandwiches are you making, and how can I make one?
#127 to #123 - thechosentroll
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(06/28/2013) [-]
First off, we have to take into account that I work slowly, so a regular person could probably do it in 20 minutes. Take two slices of bread, toast them, remove as much of the burnt part as possible, spread hot sauce on one piece and mustard on the other, let them sit for a bit, put some cheese on each piece, microwave for a bit, put tomatoes on, then cheese again and microwave some more, add some meat and/or vegetables of your choosing in the middle, put the two together and try to press them against eachother until the cheese fuses them together, but try not to let everything fall out. Wait a bit for it to cool to a temperature that won't cause 2-nd degree burns and enjoy.
#128 to #127 - meganinja
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(06/28/2013) [-]
waiting is for nooblords. Thanks for the sandwich info though
#129 to #128 - thechosentroll
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Just remember to use really thin layers of cheese.
#121 to #37 - ghouleyed ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Did you put Viagra into the bread so when you put it into toaster it becomes smoke which enters everyones noses and gives them boner?
#87 to #37 - hairydickfarts
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(06/28/2013) [-]
this made me laugh.
#55 to #37 - certifiedidiot
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I'm so poor that more than one meal a day is a ******* luxury
#65 to #55 - malacyman
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(06/28/2013) [-]
then stop paying for internet
#94 to #65 - certifiedidiot
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I'd also like to have a reason to live left in my life, and internet is not that expensive
#130 to #94 - malacyman
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(06/28/2013) [-]
It's enough to take away a meal. I'd also like to say this, Get a job if you can. it's not that hard, make a resume and submit it everywhere
#119 to #94 - ghouleyed ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Who doesn't want reason to live?

Like Albert Einstein said "A life not lived for others is a life not worth living".
#73 to #55 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Internet isnt free
#60 to #55 - itistits
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(06/28/2013) [-]
No McDonald's for you.
#57 to #55 - thechosentroll
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I don't even have time for more than one meal a day.
#62 to #57 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#105 to #62 - thechosentroll
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Can't. Drivers' course and preparation for university entry exams. The school year ended today and my course starts tomorrow.
#108 to #105 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#111 to #108 - thechosentroll
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(06/28/2013) [-]
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All year I had to get up at 6:50 so I can go to school. I'm going to have to get up at 7:00 every single day (including weekends) for the next 3 months because of the drivers' course. Then when I get back I have to do math problems and revise 11 ******* years of material because I decided to apply for a goddamn engineering specialty. Then I have to do every single test that has been given out in previous years for each university I'm applying at because my mother's a bitch. Then I may be lucky enough to get a couple of hours of free time. Then I have to get some ******* sleep so I can do it all over again the next day.

The best part? I consider 60-70% of the **** I have to do completely redundant, but I'll still have to do it because my mom likes keeping my busy while she's watching TV. I told her I don't want her to mess with my preparation, but she didn't give a ****. Yes, these are going to be a fun two and a half months. Then the school year starts and so does the actual hard part. Oh boy, I just can't wait.
#114 to #111 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#115 to #114 - thechosentroll
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Hope you don't die or something. And spam them a bit on my behalf if you can.
#117 to #115 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#118 to #117 - royalwerewolf
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(06/28/2013) [-]
ja
#12 - IamSofaKingdom
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(06/28/2013) [-]
#26 - drankster
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(06/28/2013) [-]
screw mc donalds.
#109 to #26 - seleniyxoxo
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(06/28/2013) [-]
SCREW SUBWAY, I worked at subway, the owners treat you like ****, the customers treat you like ****, you get paid ****, and live in ****. Your only chance to survive is to band together with your fellow co-workers to fend yourself off against the oncoming **** storm of fat ***** ordering a double meat spicy (pepperoni and salami), with extra cheese, no veggies, ALL of the dressing, and a diet soda. But since it's subway, it has to be "healthy", according to the mindsets of the customers. P.S. Yes someone actually ordered that, everyday.
SCREW SUBWAY, I worked at subway, the owners treat you like ****, the customers treat you like ****, you get paid ****, and live in ****. Your only chance to survive is to band together with your fellow co-workers to fend yourself off against the oncoming **** storm of fat ***** ordering a double meat spicy (pepperoni and salami), with extra cheese, no veggies, ALL of the dressing, and a diet soda. But since it's subway, it has to be "healthy", according to the mindsets of the customers. P.S. Yes someone actually ordered that, everyday.
#31 to #26 - ruebezahl
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I'll never get why people eat Subway when there are places like Quiznos and Shlotzky's. Sure, it's a matter of taste, but I have never met anyone who actually positively felt that Subway makes the better sandwiches. I'll never get how they became so successful.
#42 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Remember Jared? He's why Subway is so successful. Every fat person saw those ads and though "If I eat subway everyday I'll magically lose 300lbs!"
#43 to #31 - drankster
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(06/28/2013) [-]
because in the netherlands there are no Quiznos and Shlotzky's...
#36 to #31 - gentlemanpyro
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Its because im too lazy to try anything different
#78 to #31 - Xaftz
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(06/28/2013) [-]
To me, it's because I've only seen 1 Quiznos since I moved here 13 years ago. Id on't even know wtf Shlotzky's is.
#54 to #31 - yunablade
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Well at least they are better than a damn mcburger or a burger king.

And the thing is, you can easily find subway stores everywhere but (I'm not from the US but I have traveled there) I have never before hea of Quiznos or Shlotzky's
#40 to #31 - buttholee
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(06/28/2013) [-]
>Sandwich shops are in discussion
>Swell with Canadian pride
#33 to #31 - jajathezombie
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(06/28/2013) [-]
i like subway more than quiznos
#104 to #31 - oishiine
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I prefer Subway to Quiznos.
#32 to #31 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
hipsters, lots of hipsters
#48 to #32 - mrslippyfist
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(06/28/2013) [-]
everyone is classed as a hipster these days arent they?!
#18 - uncaringman
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(06/28/2013) [-]
"McDonald's is the food where you're like 'God I want a burger so badly' then you eat it and you're like 'Why did I eat that?!'"
#83 to #18 - bigmanfifty
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Those burgers just turn into liquid mush in your mouth
#120 to #18 - stoneddolphin
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I swear to god
#29 to #18 - ruebezahl
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(06/28/2013) [-]
That's how I feel with practically any kind of fast food. Before I eat it, I really want to eat it. After I ate it, I'm like "What the fock can I eat to remove that horrible aftertaste and greasy mouthfeel???"
#27 - odonnell
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I remember Happy Meals used to be £1.99, now they're £2.19.
That's no longer a Happy Meal, that's an unhappy, worldwide ,economic catastrophe meal.
#50 to #27 - meinneger
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Bitch, do you realise how much we pay in britain for mcdonalds? It's ridiculous.

It's £1.50 for a double cheeseburger. To put that in perspective for our amerifag friends, that's $2.20 for a tiny ass burger.
#135 to #50 - odonnell
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I said £. I'm from Scotland, Britain.
And I know, its full of ****. It used to only be £1.19 for a double-cheeseburger.
The best thing is, it still says "Savers menu" as if you're not going to go bankrupt with those ******* prices.
#137 to #135 - meinneger
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I know, that's why I said we, dude. I'm British too.

The £1.20 days were the best.
#64 to #50 - wizi
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(06/28/2013) [-]
We pay $2.55 for a double cheeseburger and $3.95 for a happy meal in here..
#69 to #64 - meinneger
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(06/28/2013) [-]
No ****?

Wow.
#56 - europe
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(06/28/2013) [-]
There used to be color back then
#88 - moonseye
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(06/28/2013) [-]
>People nagging on about how 'McDonald's is awful it should be banned blah blah I'm a massive homo'
>Mfw
#72 - meganinja
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(06/28/2013) [-]
but I love McDonald's...

the secret is to eat it about once a month so you don't become obese
#75 to #72 - theavatarspupil
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(06/28/2013) [-]
You could eat McDonalds everyday and, with the proper meal planning and some exercise, you can maintain and even lose weight. Just don't go all out with large fries, large coke, and Big Macs 5 times everyday like the guy from "Supersize Me" did.
#112 to #72 - adamnow
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(06/28/2013) [-]
********.

I eat McDonalds like every 3 months and I'm totally obese!!!
#124 to #112 - meganinja
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(06/28/2013) [-]
but I doubt it's the reason you're obese.
#132 to #124 - adamnow
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I'm not actually obese
#133 to #132 - meganinja
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(06/28/2013) [-]
you said you are. and if you weren't, Adam, you are now.
#134 to #133 - adamnow
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Woah, what just happened to me??