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God Damn It. Enlarge if necessary. This is not my post, therefore I take no credit. All rights go to the rightful owners of this content.. sth?, omegle Tale to

Enlarge if necessary. This is not my post, therefore I take no credit. All rights go to the rightful owners of this content.

sth?, omegle Tale to strangers'.
with a madam on Diagnal
You: my name is Steve
You: a recovering Marian addict
Stranger: you
You: -, i am a girl named stave
Stranger: um male
Stranger: age
You: I AM A GIRL NAMED STEVE.
Stranger: Ibrl a boy name adem
You: I AM A GIRL
You: NAMED
You: STEVE
You: DO YOU NOT SEE ANY PROBLEMS HERE
Stranger: ckery
Stranger: mag
Stranger: wad
Stranger: http:
Stranger: add me
You: DC) YOU HAVE DAWN SYNDROME
Stranger: naah
You: I AM A FEMALE. NAMED STEVE.
Stranger: add me
Stranger:
Stranger: add me
Stranger: we l!
You: ARE YOU RETARDED,
Stranger: why
You: I AM A GIRL
You: NAMED
Tau: STEVE
Stranger: an boy
Stranger: In": male
Stranger: ‘IE
Stranger: :9
You: HOW MANY GIRLS DD YOU KNOW NAMED
STEVE
Stranger:
Stranger: add me okey
You: WHAT THE ****
You: N NOT ADDING YOU
You: UNTIL YOU FIGURE OUT WHATS WRONG
Tau: WITH A GIRL
You: NAMED STEVE
You: a GIRL named STEVE
Tam partner has .
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User avatar #27 - whiplasher (06/28/2013) [-]
This is the kind of **** which makes Steve inject heroin.
#29 to #27 - kevintk (06/28/2013) [-]
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#30 to #27 - wilvine **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [-]
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#12 - hypocritical (06/28/2013) [-]
it's adam and eve not adam and steve
it's adam and eve not adam and steve
#71 to #12 - marcuss (06/28/2013) [-]
**marcuss rolled a random image posted in comment #5031595 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** in all of its simplicity: LoL . and i mean it
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#78 to #12 - atoma (06/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #12 - uzerc (06/28/2013) [-]
Madam and Steve.
User avatar #150 to #47 - hypocritical (07/01/2013) [-]
Madam is Steve
#25 to #12 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
adem!
User avatar #23 to #12 - wethepixel (06/28/2013) [-]
Adem*
#18 to #12 - ahl (06/28/2013) [-]
okey

add me
#95 - Loopholes (06/28/2013) [-]
Jeez, Steve must be on her period, am I right fellas?!
#99 to #95 - lucianolp (06/28/2013) [-]
This guy right here
This guy right here
#98 to #95 - BraindeadBuddha (06/28/2013) [-]
****		 man, you got me good. I love FJ's comment section
**** man, you got me good. I love FJ's comment section
#8 - willisteal (06/28/2013) [-]
These people on Omegle are so sex starved that they become delusional and think everyone is a girl just waiting to hop on their dicks no matter how much you tell them otherwise!
Pic sort of related!
User avatar #58 to #8 - mrhotwings (06/28/2013) [-]
I went on Omegle just to see if I can find someone to talk to about games and whatnot, and chat after chat there was somebody asking ASL or they talked for a little bit and then said ASL. God dammit Omegle.
#120 to #58 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
people get laid on omegle video chat... in a sort... but sluts DO go on there..
User avatar #151 to #8 - konradkurze (10/13/2013) [-]
so many posts and comments lately willi
are you the new phanact?
User avatar #152 to #151 - willisteal (02/02/2014) [-]
Lol, why did you comment on this 4 months after I posted it?
User avatar #153 to #152 - konradkurze (02/02/2014) [-]
cant remember

usually when i post on old comments its because the more recent are made on peoples profiles set to hidden, so id guess you did that and i had to get the first comment of yours i could reply to
User avatar #154 to #153 - willisteal (02/02/2014) [-]
Lol, what's funny about your post is that I've given up posting regulary on FJ, now I just come for the laughs!
#155 to #154 - konradkurze (02/02/2014) [-]
someone actually comes to FJ to laugh?

not bitch about peoples opinions?
User avatar #156 to #155 - willisteal (02/02/2014) [-]
Lol, people having different opinions is usually what makes me laugh!
User avatar #43 to #8 - octaviano (06/28/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, earlier met a guy that didn't want sex in their roleplay.
#50 to #43 - killinkyle (06/28/2013) [-]
You go on Omegle...

To find non sexual roleplay.

wat
User avatar #51 to #50 - octaviano (06/28/2013) [-]
That's most girl's logic. \o/
Also met a guy who wanted a girl to roleplay as a mother, with a sexual roleplay involving a 11 year old gay boy and a 8 year old girl.

Omegle.
#53 to #51 - killinkyle (06/28/2013) [-]
do people not realize there are places for roleplay not filled with perverted 15 year olds?

or is this todays internet?
User avatar #55 to #53 - octaviano (06/28/2013) [-]
I have no idea.
#116 to #50 - jonball (06/28/2013) [-]
my first time i was on omegle i found a nice guy sitting in the army which didn't even mention gender og age at all. We talked about all sorts of **** for about 3 ******* hours... i regret later that i didn't save the log
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#14 to #8 - newborn (06/28/2013) [-]
i find it more likely to be a phishing bot trying to get you to activate the supplied link.
User avatar #35 to #14 - coolcalx (06/28/2013) [-]
it was a facebook link, bro. you don't activate a facebook link.
#49 - DJFatcat (06/28/2013) [-]
It's about as bad as a boy named Sue
User avatar #68 to #49 - whiplasher (06/28/2013) [-]
Johnny Cash is a legend.
#16 - bbqbacon (06/28/2013) [-]
Who asks why they are retarded?
#107 to #16 - rodagnihc (06/28/2013) [-]
why?
User avatar #19 to #16 - roflstorm (06/28/2013) [-]
Retards.
User avatar #24 to #16 - Protomix (06/28/2013) [-]
i think he was asking why he thought he was retarded, not that makes it any better but hey
#70 - unholyjebus (06/28/2013) [-]
This guy may be Turkish or something and have no idea about Anglo-Saxon names. Would you have any idea what gender the name Cagri is?
#75 to #70 - djscooter (06/28/2013) [-]
Yes i do! its a unisex name !!! If google knows, I know ! xD
#79 to #75 - unholyjebus (06/28/2013) [-]
So if Google knows something, then you know something. Shhhhiiiiiieeeeet.
#83 to #79 - djscooter (06/28/2013) [-]
?Something? whats that?!?
#80 to #70 - dontknowmeatall (06/28/2013) [-]
He has internet. That means a)He probably has a TV and b)He found this website by interacting with other people. Therefore, maybe not difficult names like Andre or Jamal, but he definitely can understand the gender of one of the most common English names.
#88 to #80 - unholyjebus (06/28/2013) [-]
I wouldn't assume that a Turkish person who could speak basic English would definitely know of the name Steve. Just because he may of been taught English in school, it doesn't mean that he has had any interaction with western culture.
#84 to #70 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
That guy is definitly turkish because he uses the letter "i" without the dot and his name is "Adem" which is just the turkish version of the name "Adam".
#86 to #84 - unholyjebus (06/28/2013) [-]
I should know that, my name is Adem.
User avatar #87 to #70 - alekksandar (06/28/2013) [-]
He IS turkish, this post was uncensored at first and there was a link to his facebook account.
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#91 to #90 - unholyjebus (06/28/2013) [-]
Because most people don't know that fact without looking it up
User avatar #105 to #70 - finni (06/28/2013) [-]
He should have gotten the point after a while though. I mean come on. And unless he uses google translate, he should know that Steve is a boy's name.
#26 - tobistrigoivii (06/28/2013) [-]
Pleased to meet you, Girl named Steve.
Pleased to meet you, Girl named Steve.
User avatar #101 to #26 - lieutenantderp (06/28/2013) [-]
We meet again, Mr. A Pimp named Slickback
User avatar #31 to #26 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
can i just call you steve for short?
User avatar #17 - Kabutops (06/28/2013) [-]
Because of his conversation with a noth-so-bright person, Steve shortly returned to heroin afterwards
#72 - poniesnstuff (06/28/2013) [-]
k bby k. cal me bby.
User avatar #114 to #72 - dumbasshunter (06/28/2013) [-]
add mi, add mi bro, i haz reconz, k? k bro? add mi, k? plexxyploxplz? k? k. kthnxbai.
User avatar #122 to #72 - alltimetens (06/28/2013) [-]
Y HALO THUR*
#7 - hipsophobadon (06/28/2013) [-]
Do not google adam and steve
#144 to #7 - ookichinchindesu (06/28/2013) [-]
Eve made Steve. Next question
User avatar #129 to #7 - ryander (06/28/2013) [-]
googled it. i don't know what i expected
#141 to #7 - irebelliiious (06/28/2013) [-]
I saw nothing wrong
#40 to #7 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
Googled it, it was good
User avatar #63 - atrumaliger (06/28/2013) [-]
You'll never get a proper boy, Steve, if you keep acting like that.
#21 - SILENCEnight (06/28/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #4932487 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** I kinda want his facebook profile so i can message him about this
#15 - heafi (06/28/2013) [-]
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#145 to #119 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
what the ****
#45 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
Every hole is a goal!
User avatar #33 - uncaringman (06/28/2013) [-]
Sounds like Steve needs some heroin.
#113 - dumbasshunter (06/28/2013) [-]
there are people at my school who are naturally this stupid. i actually said to one of my friends (female, beta as 			****		) about feminism, and its flaws, and she replied "i dont care about lesbianism"
there are people at my school who are naturally this stupid. i actually said to one of my friends (female, beta as **** ) about feminism, and its flaws, and she replied "i dont care about lesbianism"
#140 - jellyfishsteph (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't see the problem here...
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