Sneak 101. If you go past the limit, nothing is impossible... But... I got into the Goldenglow estate and you didn't... I murdered all the guards. skyrim
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#4 - megumimaaka
Reply +136
(06/27/2013) [-]
But... I got into the Goldenglow estate and you didn't...   
   
I murdered all the guards.
But... I got into the Goldenglow estate and you didn't...

I murdered all the guards.
#5 to #4 - lordlolland
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Its easy as pie to sneak in there, even with a mediocre sneak level.
Why did you feel the need to kill people?
#7 to #5 - thechosentroll
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Because killing people in Skyrim is fun? You should see my corpse piles. They're rather impressive.
#10 to #7 - lewersss
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(06/27/2013) [-]
>Drag corpses to Throat of the World   
>Pile them up   
>FUS RO DAH   
>Fast travel to Ivarstead   
>???   
>Profit
>Drag corpses to Throat of the World
>Pile them up
>FUS RO DAH
>Fast travel to Ivarstead
>???
>Profit
#15 to #10 - emperorervinmar **User deleted account**
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#16 to #15 - aesgard
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(06/27/2013) [-]
That's brilliant
#8 to #5 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Because it's a fun thing to do
#48 to #4 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I was attacked by a dragon while trying to sneak in. So I just let him do my dirty work outside and killed all the guards inside.
#89 to #4 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
what anime is that from please?
#90 to #89 - iamnotstevenhooper ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Plastic Nee-san
#95 to #4 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
What anime is this? plx
#98 to #95 - megumimaaka
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Plastic Nee-san (All Episodes) [Eng Subbed]
Plastic Nee-San
#22 - crazychaos
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Time for girls in buckets then.
#86 to #22 - blizzeh
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Is she even in anything but SA?
#87 to #86 - crazychaos
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(06/28/2013) [-]
She appears in Double Spoiler.
#49 to #22 - Seority
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Girls with buckets?
#56 to #22 - thechosentroll
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Is there a subject that anime doesn't cover?
#25 - afastsnail
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I wonder if joining the Thieves Guild was on her bucket list.
#58 to #25 - saxong
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I found you this.
#71 to #58 - tehpwnz
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(06/28/2013) [-]
#34 - dontknowmeatall
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Is she related somehow to Snake?
#36 to #34 - reawakened **User deleted account**
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#51 to #36 - rdobet
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Half Life 2, Portal, and Team Fortress 2
#62 to #51 - destroyerofcheese ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
3 Valve series, said Half-Life first...
Half Life 3 confirmed
#99 to #62 - entarasu
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(06/28/2013) [-]
you wait half life 3 but i wait call of cthulhu
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2oTy1av5Og just look it said 2006 and now its 2013
i mean wtf
#63 to #62 - rdobet
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I almost wrote Team Fortress 23 at first :/
#20 - repel
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I was soooo disappointed when I realized you couldn't marry her
I was soooo disappointed when I realized you couldn't marry her
#32 to #20 - ofalo
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(06/28/2013) [-]
honestly the most disappointing thing for me was the lack of story continuation with Rune and sapphire.
#41 to #32 - powerfapping
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(06/28/2013) [-]
They actually do continue the quest with Sapphire. I'm not sure about Rune though. But if you get the Dragonborn DLC, Sapphire's story opens up a little after talking to somebody on Solsthiem.
#38 to #32 - ekiouja
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(06/28/2013) [-]
the issue is that they planed on doing things and added items that hinted to it, without adding the actual quests.
#21 to #20 - brothergrimm
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(06/27/2013) [-]
i was more disappointed about Astrid from the dark brotherhood
#35 to #21 - drenforcicle ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
What about that argonian dude? He was actually awesome.
#73 to #35 - tehpwnz
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(06/28/2013) [-]
you wanted to marry him?
#77 to #73 - drenforcicle ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Um.
how in the **** did you get any clue whatsoever about marriage? nowhere did I say that I wanted to marry him.
#80 to #77 - theshadowed
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(06/28/2013) [-]
They were discussing people they wanted to marry in Skyrim. You said 'What about the Argonian dude?'. What the **** else did you mean
#81 to #80 - drenforcicle ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Well ****, I see that now.
Dammit.
I'll take my red thumbs now, please.
#82 to #81 - theshadowed
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Everyone makes mistakes
#83 to #82 - drenforcicle ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Yeah.
Its still sucks that you don't even find his body. correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he save you twice?
#84 to #83 - theshadowed
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Oh yeh, him. Only once I think. Poor Festus though. Excessive amount of arrows
#85 to #84 - drenforcicle ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
"oh he's dead, let's pound him into that tree over there with 50 MORE ******* ARROWS"

I'm sitting here scratching my head wondering why the hell the Empire didn't send 10 of those Penitus Oculatus ***** to Ulfric and get it over with.
#74 to #21 - rockamekishiko
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(06/28/2013) [-]
she is married... the werewolf blacksmith guy is her husband. Did you pay attention to the game?
#104 to #74 - brothergrimm
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(07/01/2013) [-]
yes i knew that, doesn't mean i didn't still want her nuts XD
#60 to #21 - headharvest
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(06/28/2013) [-]
how about now
#66 to #60 - mcfattyfatty
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Oh man, that's hot!
I'm so sorry.
#46 - Cambro
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I am khajiit and decide to have J'zargo as my partner to form Khajiit master race.
But every damn time I'm sneaking around in a cave assassinating bandits, J'zargo runs ahead of me at the sign of danger and uses sparks. It must be like he's thinking "You know what would be stealthy? Loud ******* lightening bolts that could be seen all over the Reach and lead directly back to my fingertips!"

Every. Damn. Time.
#79 to #46 - theshadowed
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Thats why you have Kharjo
#103 to #79 - kharjo
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(06/28/2013) [-]
That is why you have me.
#59 to #46 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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(06/28/2013) [-]
******* Jzargo. Imagine if that bastard existed in real life.
"Have you made love to Khajiit?"
"N-n-no, why?"
"Wrong. You are already in the bed of Jzargo. Would you care for some skooma?"
"Wait what? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!"
"It happened because Jzargo."
"But...I..."
"Have you mastered the Expert level Destruction spells yet?"
#97 to #59 - holycrapimacupcake
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Jzargo gets all the ladies.
#18 - arkytior
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(06/27/2013) [-]
#50 to #18 - bvsfang
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(06/28/2013) [-]
#69 - killerblue
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(06/28/2013) [-]
#92 to #69 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
**** yes. This made me spit my beer out. You, sir, deserve ALL the thumbs. Or whoever's content it may be.
#93 to #92 - bigsteamingpile
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(06/28/2013) [-]
This is me. Didn't realize I wasn't logged in ): more thumbs for you though.
#39 - jigglebilly
Reply +14
(06/28/2013) [-]
Please. I can get great upskirts like this.
#42 to #39 - Awesomenessniss
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Wassup
#11 - whackywonka
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(06/27/2013) [-]
First time I physically laughed in a long time...
First time I physically laughed in a long time...