Sneak 101. If you go past the limit, nothing is impossible... But... I got into the Goldenglow estate and you didn't... I murdered all the guards. skyrim
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#4 - megumimaaka (06/27/2013) [-]
But... I got into the Goldenglow estate and you didn't...   
   
I murdered all the guards.
But... I got into the Goldenglow estate and you didn't...

I murdered all the guards.
User avatar #5 to #4 - lordlolland (06/27/2013) [-]
Its easy as pie to sneak in there, even with a mediocre sneak level.
Why did you feel the need to kill people?
User avatar #7 to #5 - thechosentroll (06/27/2013) [-]
Because killing people in Skyrim is fun? You should see my corpse piles. They're rather impressive.
#10 to #7 - lewersss (06/27/2013) [-]
>Drag corpses to Throat of the World   
>Pile them up   
>FUS RO DAH   
>Fast travel to Ivarstead   
>???   
>Profit
>Drag corpses to Throat of the World
>Pile them up
>FUS RO DAH
>Fast travel to Ivarstead
>???
>Profit
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#15 to #10 - emperorervinmar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#16 to #15 - aesgard (06/27/2013) [-]
That's brilliant
#8 to #5 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Because it's a fun thing to do
#89 to #4 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
what anime is that from please?
User avatar #90 to #89 - iamnotstevenhooper (06/28/2013) [-]
Plastic Nee-san
#95 to #4 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
What anime is this? plx
User avatar #98 to #95 - megumimaaka (06/28/2013) [-]
Plastic Nee-san (All Episodes) [Eng Subbed]
Plastic Nee-San
#48 to #4 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
I was attacked by a dragon while trying to sneak in. So I just let him do my dirty work outside and killed all the guards inside.
User avatar #25 - afastsnail (06/28/2013) [-]
I wonder if joining the Thieves Guild was on her bucket list.
#58 to #25 - saxong (06/28/2013) [-]
I found you this.
#34 - dontknowmeatall (06/28/2013) [-]
Is she related somehow to Snake?
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#51 to #36 - rdobet (06/28/2013) [-]
Half Life 2, Portal, and Team Fortress 2
User avatar #62 to #51 - destroyerofcheese (06/28/2013) [-]
3 Valve series, said Half-Life first...
Half Life 3 confirmed
User avatar #99 to #62 - entarasu ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
you wait half life 3 but i wait call of cthulhu
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2oTy1av5Og just look it said 2006 and now its 2013
i mean wtf
#63 to #62 - rdobet (06/28/2013) [-]
I almost wrote Team Fortress 23 at first :/
#20 - repel (06/27/2013) [-]
I was soooo disappointed when I realized you couldn't marry her
I was soooo disappointed when I realized you couldn't marry her
User avatar #21 to #20 - brothergrimm (06/27/2013) [-]
i was more disappointed about Astrid from the dark brotherhood
User avatar #35 to #21 - drenforcicle (06/28/2013) [-]
What about that argonian dude? He was actually awesome.
#73 to #35 - tehpwnz (06/28/2013) [-]
you wanted to marry him?
User avatar #77 to #73 - drenforcicle (06/28/2013) [-]
Um.
how in the **** did you get any clue whatsoever about marriage? nowhere did I say that I wanted to marry him.
User avatar #80 to #77 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
They were discussing people they wanted to marry in Skyrim. You said 'What about the Argonian dude?'. What the **** else did you mean
User avatar #81 to #80 - drenforcicle (06/28/2013) [-]
Well **** , I see that now.
Dammit.
I'll take my red thumbs now, please.
User avatar #82 to #81 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Everyone makes mistakes
User avatar #83 to #82 - drenforcicle (06/28/2013) [-]
Yeah.
Its still sucks that you don't even find his body. correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he save you twice?
User avatar #84 to #83 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Oh yeh, him. Only once I think. Poor Festus though. Excessive amount of arrows
User avatar #85 to #84 - drenforcicle (06/28/2013) [-]
"oh he's dead, let's pound him into that tree over there with 50 MORE ******* ARROWS"

I'm sitting here scratching my head wondering why the hell the Empire didn't send 10 of those Penitus Oculatus ***** to Ulfric and get it over with.
User avatar #74 to #21 - rockamekishiko (06/28/2013) [-]
she is married... the werewolf blacksmith guy is her husband. Did you pay attention to the game?
User avatar #104 to #74 - brothergrimm (07/01/2013) [-]
yes i knew that, doesn't mean i didn't still want her nuts XD
#60 to #21 - headharvest ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
how about now
#66 to #60 - mcfattyfatty (06/28/2013) [-]
Oh man, that's hot!
I'm so sorry.
#32 to #20 - ofalo (06/28/2013) [-]
honestly the most disappointing thing for me was the lack of story continuation with Rune and sapphire.
#41 to #32 - powerfapping ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
They actually do continue the quest with Sapphire. I'm not sure about Rune though. But if you get the Dragonborn DLC, Sapphire's story opens up a little after talking to somebody on Solsthiem.
User avatar #38 to #32 - ekiouja (06/28/2013) [-]
the issue is that they planed on doing things and added items that hinted to it, without adding the actual quests.
#46 - Cambro (06/28/2013) [-]
I am khajiit and decide to have J'zargo as my partner to form Khajiit master race.
But every damn time I'm sneaking around in a cave assassinating bandits, J'zargo runs ahead of me at the sign of danger and uses sparks. It must be like he's thinking "You know what would be stealthy? Loud ******* lightening bolts that could be seen all over the Reach and lead directly back to my fingertips!"

Every. Damn. Time.
User avatar #79 to #46 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Thats why you have Kharjo
User avatar #103 to #79 - kharjo (06/28/2013) [-]
That is why you have me.
User avatar #59 to #46 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [-]
******* Jzargo. Imagine if that bastard existed in real life.
"Have you made love to Khajiit?"
"N-n-no, why?"
"Wrong. You are already in the bed of Jzargo. Would you care for some skooma?"
"Wait what? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!"
"It happened because Jzargo."
"But...I..."
"Have you mastered the Expert level Destruction spells yet?"
User avatar #97 to #59 - holycrapimacupcake (06/28/2013) [-]
Jzargo gets all the ladies.
#22 - crazychaos (06/28/2013) [-]
Time for girls in buckets then.
User avatar #86 to #22 - blizzeh (06/28/2013) [-]
Is she even in anything but SA?
User avatar #87 to #86 - crazychaos (06/28/2013) [-]
She appears in Double Spoiler.
#49 to #22 - Seority (06/28/2013) [-]
Girls with buckets?
User avatar #56 to #22 - thechosentroll (06/28/2013) [-]
Is there a subject that anime doesn't cover?
#92 to #69 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
**** yes. This made me spit my beer out. You, sir, deserve ALL the thumbs. Or whoever's content it may be.
User avatar #93 to #92 - bigsteamingpile (06/28/2013) [-]
This is me. Didn't realize I wasn't logged in ): more thumbs for you though.
#39 - jigglebilly (06/28/2013) [-]
Please. I can get great upskirts like this.
#45 - anonrandom (06/28/2013) [-]
That description
#76 - sliske (06/28/2013) [-]
I knew I took this picture for a reason...
#11 - whackywonka (06/27/2013) [-]
First time I physically laughed in a long time...
First time I physically laughed in a long time...
#64 - Zyaph (06/28/2013) [-]
I love Skyrim mods.
#43 - rskamaka (06/28/2013) [-]
**rskamaka rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at If The Avengers Posed Like Black Widow **


That guy in the background...
#1 - ReignFox (06/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #37 - messerauditore ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
I love how cocky she is about it, then when you get to Goldenglow you don't even need to enter via the sewers due to some rocks you can just jump your way up.
#78 - modernclassmusic (06/28/2013) [-]
I just did the final Dark Brotherhood quest line again, except without killing any guards. It's a 			******		 bitch on Legendary. I had to fire an arrow into a wall, to draw some guards away from the doors, and holy tits it was hard. I eventually got stuck behind the bar, and had to wait for the guard to get his fat ass up and move. then i scurried off and made it to second level. Where i was met by the biggest twat of a guard, who just stood there. staring at this wall. unmoving.. it was awful... he was JUST far enough away from the wall that i couldn't sneak past, and I couldn't use my arrow tactic from before, i was in too deep. but then eventually he turned around and started to walk away, i took my window and acted acordingly. after much more sneaking and hiding, i made to the emperors chamber and killed him.     
   
mfw no achievment on steam for not killing the shipmates and guards.
I just did the final Dark Brotherhood quest line again, except without killing any guards. It's a ****** bitch on Legendary. I had to fire an arrow into a wall, to draw some guards away from the doors, and holy tits it was hard. I eventually got stuck behind the bar, and had to wait for the guard to get his fat ass up and move. then i scurried off and made it to second level. Where i was met by the biggest twat of a guard, who just stood there. staring at this wall. unmoving.. it was awful... he was JUST far enough away from the wall that i couldn't sneak past, and I couldn't use my arrow tactic from before, i was in too deep. but then eventually he turned around and started to walk away, i took my window and acted acordingly. after much more sneaking and hiding, i made to the emperors chamber and killed him.

mfw no achievment on steam for not killing the shipmates and guards.
User avatar #96 to #78 - holycrapimacupcake (06/28/2013) [-]
I only ever poisoned my foes...never drew my blade unless I had to.
#67 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
I just became leader of the thieves and got the amulet of articulation and master armor. Now I can steal all the ladies cloths of happily
#94 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
I wanna infiltrate her rathole.
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