Because I have a girlfriend and if I wanted a "golden opportunity" I'd call her?
Not saying this in a way to spite, that's literally the reason I did this. Plus, it was funny.

This was a great post. Bless you sir!

Do you know what the word faggot means?

**jazzyietheferret rolled a random image posted in comment #71939 at Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies ** the use of that picture alone was enough to annoy me. Then we get to your comment.

You don't even know what the **** i said. so **** off you pathetic little band-wagon faggot!

Actually you deleted your comment AFTER I posted mine. Silly cunt.

I'm the silly cunt? you responded to a picture that wasn't even directed towards you. you ******* cretin... you have no idea what i was talking about previously, yet you felt it appropriate to tell me to go **** myself... Do you actually know how retarded that is?

Yes. I'm glad we both agree that you're a silly cunt.

that's the best you can come up with? ******* pathetic... I grow weary of you... GO NOW! and await further instructions...

Lmao!! Funny you saying that. It's like a pig telling a horse that he's a filthy animal!

oh and by the way. i know you're using two accounts, same-fag... you're clearly insane, dingoboy...i refuse to waste anymore of my precious time on a milk-fed gimp such as yourself...

Riiiiight. Nobody lies you, there fore it's one person multi-accounting to make you cry. This just get's better and better!!

please. if i cared about what you had to say, i would put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger till it goes "BOOM!"...don't flatter yourself, child...

And yet here you are, responding to my every whim. I'll go get your shells...

You're the one that instigated it, you freak... I'm done here... Go back to jackin' it whilst reading guns 'n ammo in a pile of your own feces or whatever it is that people as ******** insane as yourself get up to in your spare time. because completely refuse to waste anymore of mine on worm like you...

Dance puppet! Dance for me!!

Here ya go. I'll be waiting for something clever from you. Pretty sure it'll be a loooooooong wait.