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Omegle. I'm thinking about making Omegle comps for fun. Am I funny enough? Probably not. Oh well.. ti) t) teeg Talk to strangers'. Ytay' re new chatting with a

I'm thinking about making Omegle comps for fun.
Am I funny enough?
Probably not.
Oh well.

ti) t) teeg Talk to strangers'.
Ytay' re new chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: notmuch
Stranger: kinda bored. u
You: contemplating your question
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: for some fun?
You: hell yeah, t is for manna
Stranger: show dicks then i' Ii show tits and pussy
You: that doesnt sound We dance dance revolution
Stranger: show dicks then i' Ii show tits and pussy
You: wanna play apples to apples instead?
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#38 - jalthelas (06/27/2013) [-]
"Show dicks"






How many am I supposed to have?


User avatar #58 to #38 - flusteredmoose (06/27/2013) [-]
I have 7 dicks.
User avatar #107 to #58 - tarekmig (06/27/2013) [-]
Too bad i have one but its 7 inches long
User avatar #183 to #107 - flusteredmoose (06/28/2013) [-]
Stop lying to yourself, cm and inches are very different things.
User avatar #184 to #183 - tarekmig (06/28/2013) [-]
Explains alot about you.
User avatar #185 to #184 - flusteredmoose (06/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm able to get metric units right.
User avatar #186 to #185 - tarekmig (06/28/2013) [-]
And when did i say inches are cm?
#187 to #186 - flusteredmoose (06/28/2013) [-]
I just went full retard.
User avatar #72 to #38 - letgomyego (06/27/2013) [-]
well anon has 3 the two extra ones are in there ass and mouth
#90 to #72 - threenippledcousin (06/27/2013) [-]
how did you **** up an OP is faggot joke?
User avatar #103 to #38 - hokon (06/27/2013) [-]
3,5
#43 to #38 - mutzaki ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
You only have one dick, bro?
#68 to #43 - KabulMan (06/27/2013) [-]
I see what you did there....

...And I like it
User avatar #208 to #68 - moevleboevle (06/28/2013) [-]
I did'nt. Does sharks have more than one dick or is it some joke that I hav'nt seen yet?
#210 to #208 - KabulMan (06/28/2013) [-]
yeah all shark species have 2 dicks...that was the base of his joke
#212 to #211 - KabulMan (06/28/2013) [-]
You learn something everyday
You learn something everyday
#213 to #212 - moevleboevle (06/28/2013) [-]
have you realised that you just posted animal genetalia?
have you realised that you just posted animal genetalia?
#214 to #213 - KabulMan (06/28/2013) [-]
It was for "Scientific" purposes
It was for "Scientific" purposes
#216 to #214 - moevleboevle (06/28/2013) [-]
yeah right
yeah right
#217 to #216 - KabulMan (06/28/2013) [-]
ok, you got me...we got a Super Sleuth over here
User avatar #7 - bandoslootshare (06/27/2013) [-]
omegle is full of desperate old men putting their webcam up to videos thinking the other person wouldnt notice..
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#9 to #7 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#25 to #9 - envinite (06/27/2013) [-]
you record it don't you? gibe us plox
#117 to #9 - markowuzhere (06/27/2013) [-]
awww, shoe on head, classic
#110 to #9 - elgrind ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
I know that feel.
I used a fake came on You need to login to view this link (french chatroulette).
I said to a guy to masturbate with nutella, but haven't.
So, what did he took ?
Toothpaste.
I will never forget that...
#69 to #9 - wafflecopper (06/27/2013) [-]
a hot what?
a hot what?
User avatar #10 to #9 - bandoslootshare (06/27/2013) [-]
lol
#126 to #9 - starshroom (06/27/2013) [-]
you cruel bastard
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#128 to #126 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #202 to #9 - gwlk (06/28/2013) [-]
That spoon actually felt pretty good. I learned something new about myself that day.
#173 to #9 - bloodmagic (06/28/2013) [-]
A hot hick?
#64 to #9 - commandermunkee (06/27/2013) [-]
Oh 			****		, that's precious.
Oh **** , that's precious.
#154 to #9 - demcomments (06/28/2013) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #4974947 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **

You worry me.
User avatar #60 to #9 - kaxu (06/27/2013) [-]
With manycam i somehow success to make a man pour milk on his dick ...
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#63 to #60 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #22 to #9 - baditch (06/27/2013) [-]
Where do I get this little program? it sounds like fun.
User avatar #17 to #9 - stijnverheye (06/27/2013) [-]
why the last time (all the things you can do )

ah well , with great power comes great responsibility
#209 to #9 - allcontent (06/28/2013) [-]
that was the program called?
User avatar #207 to #9 - HOBOwithISSUES (06/28/2013) [-]
jokingly ......
#205 to #9 - commontroll ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
**commontroll rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at 15 amazing things ** I'm feeling lucky, that this pic will describe my emotions right now.
User avatar #206 to #205 - commontroll ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Close enough.
#132 - sjrigney (06/27/2013) [-]
DickS

DickS

DickS

... what?
#95 to #16 - wagastragas (06/27/2013) [-]
sinceshe said her name was fiona, i knew she was going places
User avatar #141 to #16 - qosfortyone (06/27/2013) [-]
"even vetter"
i imagined the medic for a moment
User avatar #57 to #16 - datmanksa (06/27/2013) [-]
Please you have to post this
User avatar #203 to #57 - djequalizee (06/28/2013) [-]
I already uploaded it as content
#40 - vegetatheprince (06/27/2013) [-]
I think I know the girl, maybe.

If that is her... Oh God.
#201 to #40 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
Looks like a girl named angela that works in pottsville
#102 to #40 - lastsamurai (06/27/2013) [-]
Show this to her.
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#27 - DanAndJames (06/27/2013) [-]
I started from the front page an hour ago and came across my own content with 300+ thumbs. I feel happy now.

Here's me in a bow-tie because **** you this is the internet I can upload whatever I want.
#52 to #27 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
You look hot
User avatar #114 to #27 - rawrzasauranasaur (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm currently questioning whether i'm straight or not
#104 to #27 - lastsamurai (06/27/2013) [-]
Why did u post that picture man.
I mean why.
Why.
User avatar #29 to #27 - tomnash (06/27/2013) [-]
stop
#50 to #29 - mraye (06/27/2013) [-]
Right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with the human touch.
User avatar #65 to #50 - LotusxReaper (06/27/2013) [-]
hey you, always on the run, gatta slow it down baby, gatta have some fun
User avatar #31 to #29 - DanAndJames (06/27/2013) [-]
That is a word, yes.
User avatar #33 to #31 - tomnash (06/27/2013) [-]
I saw your last comment so i don't see the point in deleting it for a 'witty' comment.
dont post **** of you thanking the community for thumbs and posing, its not facebook

or maybe im just a cynical douche
User avatar #35 to #33 - DanAndJames (06/27/2013) [-]
I'd like you thank you for replying for my comment.
I'd also like to thank you for seeing my last comment, which I originally posted because I didn't understand what you meant, but after understanding had I already deleted my comment, I still wanted to type some form of acknowledgment that I had read your comment.
I'd also like to thank my father for buying me this laptop a few years ago so I could see your comment.
I'd also like to thank the library for the free wifi so my laptop has more use.
I'd also like to thank my aunt for tying to get a raise so she can pay for the wifi, but she makes good brownies so it's okay either way.
Most importantly, I'd like to thank the community for thumbs.
#36 to #35 - DanAndJames (06/27/2013) [-]
Also, here's another picture of me because I'm trying to pose like they do on the facebooks
User avatar #37 to #36 - tomnash (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah yeah very funny and all, jokes over. you are literally giving me aids how ******* gay your posts are getting now.. how arrogant do you need to be to post so many pictures of yourself on this website? how old are you even, like 13?
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User avatar #39 to #37 - DanAndJames (06/27/2013) [-]
I don't think you can measure my age, nor sexuality, from the way I am reacting to this. Also, I can't literally give you aids by this. I can't_ literally_ do anything. To you, I am pixels on a screen forming various shapes into words. However, if you do have aids, I'd get yourself checked.

But, by your standards, it would be probably be so "homosexual and immature" that it would give the whole world aids if I screen-capped it and made it content, right? Nah, that'd be ******* ridiculous...
User avatar #41 to #39 - Omegashenron (06/27/2013) [-]
Why don't bot of you guys just shut up and stop trying to out "wit" each other on a goddamn website. lol It's just annoying just message each other for god sakes.
#44 to #41 - DanAndJames (06/27/2013) [-]
Simply because it bothers him, that's about it.
I don't really know how to use the chat feature, but I know you have to add the person to do so and frankly I'm too lazy to go that far.
(Cue the: says the guy who screen-caped the conversation)
Anyhow, how is this annoying you? I didn't ask you to read this, nor did he, but sorry for wasting your time I guess.

Here's a picture of my friend James in a cowboy outfit, to piss off tomnash.
#47 to #44 - tomnash (06/27/2013) [-]
your friends a faggot.

pic related
User avatar #48 to #47 - DanAndJames (06/27/2013) [-]
...that's a cowboy hat. Not a fedora.

"omg please just STOP I don't actually believe someone can act like such a faggot."
- tomnash
User avatar #53 to #48 - tomnash (06/27/2013) [-]
stop saying my username over again, its ******* weird, are you trying to bring me on a personal level or something? wtf.

go back to watching mlp and go to bed
#79 to #53 - jazzyietheferret (06/27/2013) [-]
**jazzyietheferret rolled a random image posted in comment #4895075 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
It's ok tomnash . You can come out of the closet any day now. We've already ascertained you are a flaming cock sucker. We won't judge you to harshly on that. However being a dick in general for no reason at all is rather irritating.

Yay random pictures!
User avatar #54 to #53 - DanAndJames (06/27/2013) [-]
It's 4:21pm, it's barely suppertime. God tomnash, get with the program!
And I don't watch My Little Pony, but I'm not gonna bash the show. Do people still do that, anyways? I mean, I don't like it, but some do. Whatever.

Anyways, I assume it's late where you are, I'm guessing, since you mentioned going to bed. I have no idea what your timezone is. G'night, tomnash!
#42 to #39 - DanAndJames (06/27/2013) [-]
Then again, I'm an asshole.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4658035/For+tomnash

Here's a screenshot of the current episode of Scrubs I am watching.
User avatar #45 to #42 - tomnash (06/27/2013) [-]
omg please just STOP I don't actually believe someone can act like such a faggot.
just stop now, im actually making myself angry now so bye.

contrary to what you probably think, nobody wants to see 2 people arguing about ******** , what i mean is this is the internet where nobody gives a **** about me or you so please just stop posting this ********
User avatar #46 to #45 - DanAndJames (06/27/2013) [-]
You're making yourself angry over this? Aww, so you DO care.
I'll take my red thumbs on the rocks, have a wonderful day, tomnash! Good talk, good talk.
User avatar #49 to #46 - tomnash (06/27/2013) [-]
aw man youre such a troll, now you can go to bed safe in the thought youve made someone mad on the internet. congrats.
For the record i am angry, so ******* what, you didnt make me angry im angry at myself for talking to you, some little kid who thinks the sun revolves around him.
User avatar #51 to #36 - pandacore (06/27/2013) [-]
My teacher has that poster :c
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#123 to #27 - firstresponder (06/27/2013) [-]
you. I like you.
User avatar #113 to #27 - rawrzasauranasaur (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm currently questioning if i'm straight or not
#32 to #27 - brainiacs (06/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#143 - amuro (06/28/2013) [-]
i knew one day this would become handy...

It is Gantz, BTW.
#192 - elmoose **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [-]
still 			*******		 love playing apples to apples
still ******* love playing apples to apples
#156 - exclamation (06/28/2013) [-]
My latest Omegle venture.
User avatar #215 to #156 - namnori (06/28/2013) [-]
xxnx
perfectgirls (.net)
User avatar #167 to #156 - uhidk (06/28/2013) [-]
bestgore
#169 to #167 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
le edgy /b/ faec
User avatar #170 to #169 - uhidk (06/28/2013) [-]
oh god forbid i make a joke.

jeez you people sure are sensitive.
#194 to #170 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
i thought it was funny
User avatar #164 to #156 - misticalz ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Xhamster
Xvideos
User avatar #166 to #164 - MRfunnyFACE (06/28/2013) [-]
redtube...
User avatar #171 to #166 - exclamation (06/28/2013) [-]
Redtube contains... some questionable content comparable to Motherless
User avatar #172 to #171 - MRfunnyFACE (06/28/2013) [-]
magical top rated button
#190 to #171 - rakaka (06/28/2013) [-]
what is this questionable content you speak of
what is this questionable content you speak of
User avatar #178 to #171 - articulate ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Love is the Number of Keys.
User avatar #176 to #164 - articulate ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Is that guy brushing his teeth with his razor?
User avatar #177 to #176 - misticalz ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
wat
#179 to #177 - articulate ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
your avatar
your avatar
#180 to #179 - misticalz ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
It's a cig in his hand
It's a cig in his hand
#181 to #180 - articulate ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Oh I thought he was brushing his teeth.
Oh I thought he was brushing his teeth.
User avatar #193 to #179 - orangepikmin (06/28/2013) [-]
Hehe you're funny
User avatar #199 to #193 - articulate ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
ty i try
#188 - uncaringman (06/28/2013) [-]
Showing Dicks
#96 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Are there girls like on Omegle? Or is just a Bulgarian hooker scam ring.
User avatar #108 to #96 - delphine (06/27/2013) [-]
or a man with a hormone problem.
#100 to #96 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Its a fat old homo guy using a gif of a girl.
#34 - theseustheminotaur (06/27/2013) [-]
What if you only have one dick, does the deal still stand?
User avatar #11 - LassieIsCool (06/27/2013) [-]
I go on Omegle and guys get excited that theres a girl, I ask them if they wanna see my furret, there face get more excited. I hold up my ferret, then they disconnect me.
User avatar #12 to #11 - rheago (06/27/2013) [-]
I would laugh my ass off
User avatar #87 to #11 - meganinja (06/27/2013) [-]
I'd be mad too if you promised a pokemon and only had a darn animal.
#182 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
XXNX
#204 to #182 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
r
#111 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
hell yeah, t is for manna
#91 - aleeyam (06/27/2013) [-]
**aleeyam rolls 76**
**aleeyam rolls 76**
#158 to #91 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
I love this gif.
User avatar #145 - triforcefox (06/28/2013) [-]
When I go on Omegle I just show people my Pikachu. They can't resist Pikachu.
#93 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
wow faggot
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