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WI]! is i! Silt attr
tta tatt It" tight, daddy?
It I will that Hill! ] III]
had tead ill it. if
MIG will Jill' -
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Submitted: 06/27/2013
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#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2013) [+] (45 replies)
If this starts a ********* ... **** it.
I think men are dumb.
#4 to #3 - sexynippleguy (06/27/2013) [-]
K.
User avatar #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/27/2013) [+] (94 replies)
the only smart option is to take the one that had penis in it.
#5 to #2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2013) [-]
jesus christ, we get it, you're gay. you can shut up now.
#1 - hetren (06/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - jokeface (06/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I hate this joke because it forces my brain to think about trying to **** a can of soda, and even if your dick could fit into that hole it would hurt like all living hell. One time I stuck my finger in there and sliced my skin open. It was worse than any cut I can recall having.

******* Cleveland Show.
User avatar #7 - antigravitycake (06/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i feel for the girl who managed to find 7 guys that can fit their penis in a can of soda.
User avatar #48 - darkoblivion (06/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
being a virgin my only worry when it comes to a woman being a virgin for my first time is simply that i don't want to have a standard to meet
User avatar #107 - pepemex (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is this like the only joke from that stupid show? I've seen it a dozen times already
#133 - infinitereaper (06/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I never stayed in one place long enough to build a relationship, attempting one with the only girl I've ever cared about ended in failure.    
   
I'm a virgin, and feel like I'll be one for a long. Time, just about everyone has left me behind, but I don't even have any strong feelings about it, given the opportunity in all these years I would have gladly had sex with just about anyone.    
   
I'm not ugly, I've actually been told I've got some okay looks, I can't truly be considered beta either, I think it's just bad luck.   
   
My biggest fear is that I'll be alone forever, the thought of being compared to previous partners really scares me since I'm nothing more than average in all accounts.   
   
I wouldn't judge a woman or a man for not being a virgin, but when you're one yourself, you can't help but think about all the people someone has been with, or how you measure up, maybe I'm just selfish, but I want someone I can drown myself in, and have someone drown themselves in me. In the end I just don't want to be alone, I'm tired of waking up disappointed from dreams.   
   
Remembering that I'm laying in an empty bed.
I never stayed in one place long enough to build a relationship, attempting one with the only girl I've ever cared about ended in failure.

I'm a virgin, and feel like I'll be one for a long. Time, just about everyone has left me behind, but I don't even have any strong feelings about it, given the opportunity in all these years I would have gladly had sex with just about anyone.

I'm not ugly, I've actually been told I've got some okay looks, I can't truly be considered beta either, I think it's just bad luck.

My biggest fear is that I'll be alone forever, the thought of being compared to previous partners really scares me since I'm nothing more than average in all accounts.

I wouldn't judge a woman or a man for not being a virgin, but when you're one yourself, you can't help but think about all the people someone has been with, or how you measure up, maybe I'm just selfish, but I want someone I can drown myself in, and have someone drown themselves in me. In the end I just don't want to be alone, I'm tired of waking up disappointed from dreams.

Remembering that I'm laying in an empty bed.
#104 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Now I feel bad, cuz this is pretty much the reason why I want to lose my virginity to another girl who's also a virgin, but at my age, there isn't a single non-ugly girl who is a virgin.
#126 to #117 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2013) [-]
As a young lady I kind of think the same thing about men.

I don't want to share

I don't want to use a pole that's been slathered in some other woman's nasty fluids

But man, if you're going to expect your significant other to have saved themselves, at least afford the same courtesy
#99 - socialoutcast (06/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't like soda
User avatar #112 to #99 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/28/2013) [-]
That means you're gay.
#137 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
I''d...Yknow, try out the Seven Penis one...just to see if it adds anything to the flavor. Maybe its like Sushi, something that sounds gross as 						****					, but is like...yknow, the best goddamn thing ever.
I''d...Yknow, try out the Seven Penis one...just to see if it adds anything to the flavor. Maybe its like Sushi, something that sounds gross as **** , but is like...yknow, the best goddamn thing ever.
User avatar #93 - allofthefish (06/27/2013) [-]
try again lightbulb. try, try again
User avatar #106 - babbylicious (06/28/2013) [-]
This post is not virgin. It is a dirty skank that has been posted in almost every site more than half a dozen times.
#81 - heartlessrobot (06/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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I'll take the one involving seven penises.
User avatar #140 - zorororonoa (06/28/2013) [-]
This joke being reposted 5000 times has made me not want to watch this show. That and I've heard it is terrible.
#113 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2013) [-]
Not funny -1

inb4: butthurt red thumbs
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