Should i run?. . wiould i run. I could outcrawl that guy. funny Fat police fail owned


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User avatar #30 - turbodoosh ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
The only arrest that cop will ever get is cardiac arrest.
User avatar #62 to #30 - weenieandthebutt (06/27/2013) [-]
The only comment in a long while that's actually gotten me in hysterics rather than just simple smirks.
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#4 - stonestar ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
he's fat enough to shoot you just so he doesn't have to run.
#97 to #4 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Except that cops can't shoot an unarmed person
#105 to #97 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
Unless they're black.
#104 to #97 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
and what gated community do you live in?
#5 to #4 - icanhasaccount ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
yeah paperwork in a Air conditioned office sounds better then patrolin anyway
User avatar #2 - crazymero ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
I could ******* outcrawl that guy.
User avatar #35 to #2 - funnyjunkforlife (06/27/2013) [-]
what if he used bodyslam? or earthquake?
#24 to #2 - firesky ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
I wouldn't tough.
He looks like he's more willing to fill out the files for shooting you than trying to catch you
#7 - fapperdefap (06/27/2013) [-]
if you run he would probably just shoot you
User avatar #13 to #7 - emptysuperman (06/27/2013) [-]
He can't. Since he's not in handcuffs, he probably didn't committee a serious crime. Police officers are only allowed to shoot fleeing suspects to prevent or if they are fleeing from a violent felony. Imagine how stupid it would be if I shoplifted, ran for the cops, and they shot me dead. Doesn't make much sense when you actually think about it.
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#17 to #15 - lolfire (06/27/2013) [-]
These might be helpful.
#38 to #17 - jvcjvc (06/27/2013) [-]
Dont be a criminal, it sucks for everybody else.
User avatar #39 to #38 - lolfire (06/27/2013) [-]
All information provided for victimless crimes.

E.g Personal Drug possession
Spray-painting on disused walls
#40 to #39 - jvcjvc (06/27/2013) [-]
Well that jackass on 4chan said he had stolen and painted citystreets. Not exactly victimless crimes...
User avatar #44 to #40 - lolfire (06/27/2013) [-]
Yes, well I'm not him.

He was using personal examples to give a very thorough explanation on how, when and why to run from police.
#55 to #44 - jvcjvc (06/27/2013) [-]
Very helpfull, but avoiding acts of crime will not only spare a random stranger a bad day, but will also keep yourself out of trouble.

Drugs are illegal, and it is illegal to spray-paint your name on walls. By buying drugs you increase the demand, thereby increasing organised crime, as their marked has expanded. and yes, that sucks for everybody.

I'm not calling you out , don't think that about me, but it is just the attitude of that idiot on the board. he is a ******* brat.
User avatar #56 to #55 - lolfire (06/27/2013) [-]
Unless you buy from a self-sufficient grower.
It's up to the cannabis user to source his produce.

Yeah the guy is a cunt, but he knows what's what. I personally only have to worry about cannabis / mephedrone possession and pirating. Nothing you really need to run away from the police for...
#57 to #56 - jvcjvc (06/27/2013) [-]
"Drug" is a wide term. but if we are talking homegrown stuff i certainly agree with your point, although i am kind of neutral when it comes to legalisation.
User avatar #58 to #57 - lolfire (06/27/2013) [-]
Strangely enough so am I.
One of the few cannabis users that doesn't want it legalized.

I like my tax-free, genetically engineered cannabis where I know the source and I know what has went into growing it. You just wouldn't get that sort of information from a coffee shop. They'd be mass producing the easiest **** to grow instead of tinkering and toying, creating the perfect strain.
#80 to #58 - jvcjvc (06/27/2013) [-]
I agree with you. I also believe that if we legalize cannabis, lots of money would be drained from the organised criminals. Nearly all their income is from drug dealing and smugling.
#59 to #39 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]

I'm sure the owner of that building didn't appreciate people spray painting it.
User avatar #60 to #59 - lolfire (06/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 to #18 - eddymolly (06/27/2013) [-]
Of course, if you're in the UK, you and your vehicle can be searched at any time under the Badger Act if the officer is sharp enough and know about it, and they only have to have suspicion you may have been attacking badgers, which can be claimed from having a muddy car or clothing (Know a cop who uses this when people get really smarmy)
User avatar #22 to #21 - lolfire (06/27/2013) [-]
Ahh yes those are for the Americans.

Sadly we in Northern Ireland have **** all defense against searches thanks to the Special Powers Act which allows them to search and detain if they think that a person may be related to paramilitary activity. Which over here is everyone.
User avatar #49 to #22 - eddymolly (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, best not to piss off police in northern island
#50 to #49 - lolfire (06/27/2013) [-]
****		 tha police.    
Ohh, It's only 15 days until 12th July....I can't wait
**** tha police.

Ohh, It's only 15 days until 12th July....I can't wait
User avatar #53 to #50 - folkflunky (06/27/2013) [-]
What is it with 12th July?
User avatar #54 to #53 - lolfire (06/27/2013) [-]
It's basically our national day of rioting.

This sums it up pretty well. Belfast | I Predict A Riot

Every year, same day.
#77 to #17 - bulbakip (06/27/2013) [-]
MFW reading and I want to do it but I probably never will.
User avatar #19 to #15 - emptysuperman (06/27/2013) [-]
Criminal Justice graduate. Hopefully will be a police officer in the near future.
#32 to #19 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Please, buddy. If you're an a good cop. Those cops I see on TV...they're just... so pathetic.

Don't be like this;

"Step out of the car, sir. HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL! HANDS ON THE... *BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM*, Two-one. I need backup right now. Shots have been fired. SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED. The suspect did not keep his hands on the steering wheel! I NEED BACKUP RIGHT NOW! I just threw the dead suspect to the ground, I am cuffing him now. STOP RESISTING SIR! SIR, STOP RESISTING! TASER! TASER!

He is cuffed. Good job, guys. We got the bad guy."
User avatar #100 to #32 - xMWxBEASTx (06/28/2013) [-]
Most cops aren't actually like that. It's just that the media only shows the bad cops.
User avatar #37 - adrianking ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
He should arrest his own gut for obstruction of justice.
#3 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Is it just me or does it look like he can arrest his own stomach?
#47 - mrtwitty (06/27/2013) [-]
#63 - mrvolbeat (06/27/2013) [-]
I actually get kind of depressed everytime I see this. Think about it.

I feel kinda sad for him.

All that probably awaits him at home are the bills for his flat, which he barely can pay. He doesn't even see his kids anymore, because the ex won the custody. All that comforts him are food and the disillusion of him still doing something good in the world; by being a cop.

Look at that face. Ain't that a face of a depressed fella'?
User avatar #107 to #63 - originalanonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
Or he has a okay life and just eats a lot.
#78 to #63 - amuzen (06/27/2013) [-]
Either that or it's the face of someone who just had to lift 300 pounds on a hot summer day just to get out of the car.
#64 to #63 - sanguinesolitude (06/27/2013) [-]
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you almost gave me a feel then i remembered
#73 to #64 - chargrilledawesome (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm a cop

What did I do? D:
User avatar #75 to #73 - sanguinesolitude (06/27/2013) [-]
you know what you did. Last april, you were working the late shift. We know what you did.
User avatar #81 to #75 - dracory ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
srry i think thats was my uncle that did that
#68 to #64 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Because 'all cops are bastards' right? **** off back to GTA SA you ******* useless ****
User avatar #72 to #68 - sanguinesolitude (06/27/2013) [-]
not all of them, but a large majority i've met seem to be a cop because they didnt have many other good options for employment. Requires only highschool education and you get to boss people around, naturally attracts a ton of douches.
User avatar #99 to #72 - curveball (06/28/2013) [-]
I live in Toronto; cops here need to take a 2 year police foundations course at a college. A lot of them have a legal background as well. I've met a lot of good cops; guys who joined out of a genuine interest in keeping the public safe. Still, I agree with your last part; any job that gives people a measure of authority will unfortunately always attract people who want to use that authority the wrong way (just look at the political system).
User avatar #102 to #99 - sanguinesolitude (06/28/2013) [-]
that might be a better deal. But yeah i think the issue is giving someone the power to be a dick and have absolutely no repercussions. A cop can push you around, and if you push back you are assaulting a police officer and going to jail. I'm not a fan of them, though i realize they are important and wouldnt want to live in a country without them.
User avatar #23 - localbees ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Never run from a fat cop. If they shoot you, they get to spend the rest of the day sitting down, filling out paperwork.
User avatar #25 to #23 - AvatarAirBender (06/27/2013) [-]
They can't just shoot you for running.
User avatar #27 to #25 - mrwalkerfour (06/27/2013) [-]
it's 'murica.

they arent the most "giving a **** " kind of cops
User avatar #29 to #27 - AvatarAirBender (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, but unless they are an actual threat to you as as a cop, you can't just shoot them. You will go to jail for murder.
User avatar #36 to #29 - navadae ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
cops get away with shooting people all the time, usually just get a paid suspension and thats it, unless theres absolute irrefutable proof it shouldnt have happened
User avatar #33 to #29 - Darianvincent ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Which is why they also carry a tazer.
#70 - chargrilledawesome (06/27/2013) [-]
Agree with mrvolbeat   
I feel really sad for the guy
Agree with mrvolbeat
I feel really sad for the guy
#74 - rskamaka (06/27/2013) [-]
**rskamaka rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at wat **

How in the world does this guy still have his job?
User avatar #20 - funnyjunkforlife (06/27/2013) [-]
i bet he eats who ever he arrests
#51 to #20 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
He must be a good cop then
#93 - theblaar (06/27/2013) [-]
throw a doughnut and slowly walk away
#87 - iamphoenix (06/27/2013) [-]
"The suspect brandished a weapon and I was forced to shoot him in the back of the knee"
User avatar #85 - TheLastNinja ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Don't run from fat cops... they're the ones who like to use tasers
User avatar #76 - markowuzhere (06/27/2013) [-]
repost from 10000b.c.e
User avatar #14 - skiskate (06/27/2013) [-]
That guy looks waaay to ******* happy
#52 - redneckraider (06/27/2013) [-]
You could outrun him, but you can't outrun Motorola
User avatar #88 - gurtol (06/27/2013) [-]
Don't they need to go through a fitness test or something?
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