Dogs. .. Why would he want to get rid of it. Dog's are awesome, dude. Dogs Why would he want to get rid of it Dog's are awesome dude
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#17 - azraelthemage
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Why would he want to get rid of it. Dog's are awesome, dude.
#19 to #17 - garvielxloken
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#22 to #19 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
wow good job
#100 to #17 - niggooby
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#102 to #100 - applelemon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
#160 to #102 - niggooby
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(06/27/2013) [-]
well now i just look foolish
#43 to #17 - thebumtumbler
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Ah the ol' funnyjunk-wait-this-is-not-reddit-what-am-i-doingaroo.
#122 to #17 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I believe it means to get rid of his speech problem.
#52 to #17 - cleomech
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Can't lie, I had a good chuckle.
#4 - theincorrigibleone
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(06/26/2013) [-]
As a mastiff owner, it will be difficult to convince me dogs don't enjoy being hugged.
My dog loves it when I just lay on top of him.
Like, completely smother him.
He is my mattress.
He loves his job.
#36 to #4 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
i have tibetan mastif.
it lets you lay on her, scratch tummy and behind ears, but if you directly put your hand on her head, she will get angry.
#11 to #4 - threeeighteen
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(06/27/2013) [-]
My dog is like a polar bear, but cuddly.
#77 to #4 - rhiaanor
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(06/27/2013) [-]
maybe he is just a really kinky dog
#25 to #4 - psykobear
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(06/27/2013) [-]
He enjoys being dominated. He has accepted you as leader and doesn't care if you exert your dominance.
#7 to #4 - mufffinkiller
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(06/27/2013) [-]
he is a masochist
#28 to #7 - thewebspinner
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(06/27/2013) [-]
*mastiffochist
#163 to #28 - theincorrigibleone
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I love you for this.
#35 - cronobeaver
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Our dog in Iraq, Gooch, would chase tanks and eat cigarettes.
He got caught stealing from the cooks and they unleashed a fury of food coloring.
#38 to #35 - spankyy
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Did that wash out? If not that seems like it's a hazard to the dog's safety. Make it a lot easier to see him.
#143 to #35 - wiredguy
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(06/27/2013) [-]
... Gooch?
#53 to #35 - jovisman
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(06/27/2013) [-]
He looks so sad
#70 to #35 - konradkurze
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(06/27/2013) [-]
a dog that chases tanks

this will not end well
#3 - kirkbot ONLINE
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(06/26/2013) [-]
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Hyenas are about the most badass pet you can get
#34 to #3 - motherfuckingkenji
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Tell that to Lord Byron.
#6 to #3 - mistahlegend
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(06/27/2013) [-]
What about a bear.
What about a ******* bear.
Dude bears.
BEARS.
#49 to #6 - predatorwolf
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Female Spotted Hyenas have a clitoris larger than the males' penis...

I'd say that wins over a bear.
#66 to #49 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Why do you want a pet with a huge clitoris, instead of a ******* walking furry tank with huge ass teeth and claws?
#56 to #49 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
a Bear served in WW2 I don't think the Hyena's can beat that,or a bear in a fight,
#76 to #56 - rokkarokkaali
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(06/27/2013) [-]
If hyenas were in war, just imagine the nightmares survivors would have. Just hearing laughter as they get shot at. Happiness would be robbed. Any time someone laughs, there'd be horrible memories to relive.
#110 to #56 - oborawatabinost
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I think Hyenas might have the highest jaw pressure out of any mammal, though.

Cuz they eat bones and stuff.
#88 to #56 - predatorwolf
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Hyenas don't need to beat bears; they just wait until it's dead THEN eat it.
#20 - queefquizzler
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Those dogs in 1860's San Francisco must've been reincarnated
#23 - ironsoul
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(06/27/2013) [-]
My dog actually comes to me for hugs when I am sad (I have no idea how she knows, but she does). She actually nuzzles my arm up over her and stays there until I feel better.
My dog actually comes to me for hugs when I am sad (I have no idea how she knows, but she does). She actually nuzzles my arm up over her and stays there until I feel better.
#132 to #23 - azinfoo
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I couldn't stop watching this gif.
#145 to #132 - ironsoul
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(06/27/2013) [-]
take this then.
take this then.
#18 - veiledtruth
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Wow I thought I was the only person who had a dog with corn chip feet. I always sniff her toe pads then ask her if shes the frito bandito.
#99 - mtandy
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Ok, seriously, can ANYONE tell me why Americans call them "seeing eye dogs"?

In England we cal them guide dogs. They guide people. It makes sense.

In America they call them seeing eye dogs. All dogs see. All dogs have eyes. It makes no reference to their job. Y u do dis.
#103 to #99 - augustusxxiv
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I'm American, and I hear them being called guide dogs along with being called seeing eye dogs. I don't know why it is, but both are used.
#137 to #99 - jahngster
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#107 to #99 - blanketandpillow
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Because they're acting as the owner's seeing eyes
#105 to #99 - needmesomebacon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Thank you, was incredibly confused reading that as I've never heard of seeing eye dogs.
I'm British
#108 to #99 - derpwolf ONLINE
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(06/27/2013) [-]
We usually use the three terms "seeing-eye dog", guide dog, and service dog interchangeably. The reason for "seeing-eye dog" is because it sees in place of the blind owner. Guide dogs and service dogs are sometimes used for deaf people instead, and they can see, while seeing-eye dogs are used only for blind people.
#112 to #99 - toastersburnthings
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(06/27/2013) [-]
In america, we call crisps chips because they are chips of potatoes.
In america, we call rogers pancakes because they're like cakes cooked in a pan.
In america, we call an action replay an instant replay because it shows what happened in an instant, but not always an action.
We call candy floss cotton candy because it's more like cotton fluffs than floss.
We call a dummy a pacifier because it pacifies an irate infant.
We call a flick knife a switchblade because it's activated using a switch.
We call a holiday a vacation because a holiday is a celebrated date and a vacation is when you vacate the house.
We call jelly babies jelly beans because they look like beans and not ******* babies.
We call a metalled road a paved road because it is made of pavement and not metal.
We calla paddling poll a wading pool because it is the correct level to wade in.
We call a pylon a pylon (don't know why people think we call it a utility pole).
We call a musical quaver an eighth note because it is an eighth of the length of a whole note.
We call a toffee apple a candy apple because (at least in america) it generally is covered in confections other than toffee, mainly caramel (although I do love me some toffee).
We call a zip a zipper because zip is an onomatopoeia for the sound it makes, thus zipper .
Finally, to answer your question, we call guide dogs seeing eye dogs because they provide a metaphorical seeing eye in lou of the unseeing ones of blind people.

Our version of English derived from yours and improved upon it. (Most of) the changes we've made have been for a reason.

Although I'll still never understand why we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway.
#115 to #112 - mtandy
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Cheers.

And we call them jelly beans too, we just have jelly babies as well, though why someone wanted baby shaped food is a question for someone else.
#116 to #115 - toastersburnthings
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#159 to #112 - theturtletrolley
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Im British and I have never called a Pancake a Roger....
#156 to #112 - knobmuffin
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Now I can understand all of these changes, but the quaver/eight note really bothers me, having studied music for a long time, it really takes the biscuit
#55 - gongthehawkeye
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Dogs aren't allowed?   
Bring a ******* bear.
Dogs aren't allowed?
Bring a ******* bear.
#72 to #55 - danilawleit
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(06/27/2013) [-]
So ******* metal.
So ******* metal.
#1 - moechler
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(06/26/2013) [-]
*****... would you like... stop biting my ******* face?