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User avatar #1 - kirkbot (06/26/2013) [-]
whenever I see parents with their kids on the street, I play the game "imagine this person having sex"
sometimes this game is really disgusting
User avatar #52 to #1 - ghettograndpa (06/27/2013) [-]
Especially when the kid is ugly
User avatar #2 to #1 - rainbowtacos ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
I just think, "yup, she definitely gave some dude a bj"
User avatar #8 to #2 - fireblazing (06/27/2013) [-]
"annnnndddd....here's the lucky bastard."
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#31 - dashgamer (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm getting a degree in English education, and I'm pretty sure that when I'm in front of a class I won't be able to play this game at all because I'm a virgin myself. It would be like a dog trying to distinguish between two odorless, amorphous objects of different colors: he just can't.
User avatar #53 to #31 - riser (06/27/2013) [-]
Well, there are seven things that define humans, and one of them is envy. So if you hate any of your pupils without any reason, they probably aren't. Or maybe you're getting laid before the game starts, who knows?
(implying that you are not happy with your virginity, if that's not the case just carry on)
#37 to #31 - Jowi ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm sure you'll be able to tell some. Some are very obvious
User avatar #39 to #31 - sabcy (06/27/2013) [-]
then play "who's not?"
User avatar #25 - poiklman (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm 20 and a virgin, of the few times when I could have taken things further with a girl, my biggest fear was getting so caught up in the moment that the many fetishes the internet has cursed me with would make me do horrible, unforgivable things to that poor girl.
User avatar #59 to #25 - lolwatthe (06/27/2013) [-]
Just try to find someone as kinky as you, might be a bit tricky but still.
#62 to #25 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
As another fetishist, trust me when I saw only the surface of your fetishes come out.
#71 to #25 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
i too share these fears... but one night stands are great because if you do something " ****** up" you don't have to see that person again and you can always blame the alcohol
User avatar #55 to #25 - DisgruntledTomato (06/27/2013) [-]
What level are you?
#54 to #25 - thailin (06/27/2013) [-]
So close to becoming a wizard..
#49 to #25 - hodhandr (06/27/2013) [-]
So basically you are virgin because of responsibility?
That gives me mixed feels... Anyways, have a thumb for writing something interesting.
User avatar #28 to #25 - mrturferpop (06/27/2013) [-]
I feel bad for you son.
User avatar #35 to #28 - inametoasted (06/27/2013) [-]
He got 99 problems and bitches is one
#3 - mynameisnotmike (06/27/2013) [-]
I feel like i'd be one of those trickers, that the teacher would be like "no way he is a virgin..." if they knew the truth, then again who am i kidding I'm on this website...

I've always wondered what the tell tail signs are of virgins from someone else's perspective.
User avatar #36 to #3 - Kingsteveooo ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Lack of self confidence
#4 to #3 - mistahlegend (06/27/2013) [-]
Antisocial. That's usually a good start.
User avatar #11 to #4 - morganfreesloth (06/27/2013) [-]
im not social. im also not a virgin. hurray for denying stereotypes.

also in psychology antisocial is a disorder in which someone doesnt feel remorse for anything they do wrong. they realize it is wrong but they dont give a ****
#16 to #11 - grandterskrasao (06/27/2013) [-]
i believe you are meaning Sociopathic. Anti-social just generally implies that you are an introvert or were unable to build the social skills needed to interact with others as effectively. Another cause of being anti-social would be an unpleasant event that happened in childhood, such as a fight, which would cause apprehension at approaching others.
User avatar #19 to #16 - morganfreesloth (06/27/2013) [-]
yes but antisocial personality disorder is the same thing as sociopathy at least that is what i was taught
#20 to #19 - grandterskrasao (06/27/2013) [-]
odd, i suppose it could be connected, but to call it the same seems a bit too umbrella like.

ah well, what do i know. just a senior dreading responsibility.
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#17 - poutinesalad (06/27/2013) [-]
Thing is, I'm about as anti-social as all of you.  I get crazy social anxiety and dont do well in groups of people.  For some reason I've stumbled into relationships and sex alot of times.  Honestly I'm surprised and a little confused as to how i did it.
Thing is, I'm about as anti-social as all of you. I get crazy social anxiety and dont do well in groups of people. For some reason I've stumbled into relationships and sex alot of times. Honestly I'm surprised and a little confused as to how i did it.
User avatar #24 to #17 - kingarturi (06/27/2013) [-]
probably have a big dick.
User avatar #46 to #17 - payseht (06/27/2013) [-]
add to that the fact I was a complete faggot (not gay, just a faggot) when I was younger and there's me right there... skinny, anti-social, not that good looking, annoying atheistfag, snob, comic book nerd... yet, somehow... pussy...
#70 to #17 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
speak for yourself, not everyone here is antisocial
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User avatar #85 to #44 - poutinesalad (06/28/2013) [-]
Nope. Only one of my exes was introduced to me by a friend.
#21 to #17 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
you summarized my life.
#50 - stramon (06/27/2013) [-]
Dat Lightbulb.
#61 to #50 - kaboomz (06/27/2013) [-]
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litbalb pls
#43 - princessthymicorn (06/27/2013) [-]
I've heard a lot of teacher's say they stand behind people who they think are virgins during exams. Just something to think about next time you've got one.
#63 to #43 - laxwarriord ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
They do the same with trying to find the ugliest kid in exams, trying to one up each other every time.
User avatar #81 to #43 - frostylasers (06/27/2013) [-]
I bet that's a still frame of him falling off the table.
#60 - Smashyy (06/27/2013) [-]
In Arab countries, we play Who's the slut
#65 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
LE XD IM SO DONE TUMBLR
User avatar #79 to #65 - repel (06/27/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #26 - oikake (06/27/2013) [-]
During my teacher training, we would come up with a list of "most likely to..." and as we walk around the hall with the kids doing exams we would pick which ones would be which....

Most likely to be a rapist.....
User avatar #76 - srskate (06/27/2013) [-]
I got laid because of runescape.

no really
#82 to #76 - hulonation (06/27/2013) [-]
ey baby i got 2 partyhats wanna suck meh dick
User avatar #75 - joeymroux (06/27/2013) [-]
Best light bulb in a while
User avatar #10 - wellimnotsure (06/27/2013) [-]
<------- Virgin, proud of it
#80 to #10 - hazellekat (06/27/2013) [-]
Apparently he doesn't get out much...
User avatar #84 to #10 - wellimnotsure (06/27/2013) [-]
So are people angry I don't **** ? Or angry im not sad I don't? Or jealous? This rage seems interesting.
#22 to #10 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Just accept the fact that if you die today you only were in your mothers vagina.

just. your. mothers. vagina.
#29 to #22 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Yup. Three times and counting.
User avatar #23 to #22 - wellimnotsure (06/27/2013) [-]
your point being?
User avatar #30 to #10 - anonymoose (06/27/2013) [-]
I remember when I pretend I was a proud virgin simply because I couldn't get laid.
#34 to #10 - indev (06/27/2013) [-]
Get ready.
#41 to #10 - facequer (06/27/2013) [-]
well done
#58 to #10 - splattercrap (06/27/2013) [-]
What do ya know!
#12 to #10 - thegayman (06/27/2013) [-]
The report spam button doesn't look too happy about it.
User avatar #32 to #12 - goobyman (06/27/2013) [-]
for me it says "Report Abuse/Harassment"
User avatar #14 to #12 - wellimnotsure (06/27/2013) [-]
meh
#5 - leotjynx (06/27/2013) [-]
MFW My sister didn't believe it when she found out I was a virgin.
MFW My sister didn't believe it when she found out I was a virgin.
#47 to #5 - payseht (06/27/2013) [-]
holy 			****		, this is the first time I've seen his eyes!
holy **** , this is the first time I've seen his eyes!
#73 to #5 - ccryder (06/27/2013) [-]
I....I don't understand why this has so many negative thumbs...i just dont...
#74 to #73 - leotjynx (06/27/2013) [-]
Iunno, I think it's that once the thumb train starts it just snowballs.

But I also find it interesting that with one thread I have one post with +44 and one with -128.
User avatar #77 to #73 - sebthebrony (06/27/2013) [-]
because it's fairly irrelevant I guess
#42 to #5 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
I didn't even know a gif of the original existed..
User avatar #13 to #5 - Zeigh (06/27/2013) [-]
Those sleeping pills must've worked well then.
#6 to #5 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
She looked at your hymen?
User avatar #7 to #6 - leotjynx (06/27/2013) [-]
Yes, Both of them.
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User avatar #66 to #64 - cycloneclone (06/27/2013) [-]
wut?
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User avatar #69 to #68 - GnRNoD (06/27/2013) [-]
The story is true, but as it seems I'm still high from last night and I am having trouble making sense right now I'll delete it and maybe post it again when I can make more accurate sentences.
#72 to #69 - theorangefox (06/27/2013) [-]
I don't think it really matters anymore.
User avatar #18 - occamsrazor (06/27/2013) [-]
Oh boy in retrospect I believe I won
User avatar #15 - ITDOITDO (06/27/2013) [-]
Huh, well I'm pretty sure I topped that list
User avatar #9 - naitsabesh (06/27/2013) [-]
That's demotivational...
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