Patrick. . No girlfriend/ wife or kids Happiest GR' ever seen. Lives under 'i' 4 rock:
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#65 - tabarzins (06/27/2013) [-]
No hair?
No hair?
User avatar #68 to #15 - djequalizee (06/27/2013) [-]
Well, this is correct from a certain stereotypical, but it's not necessarily true. I consider myself somewhat intelligent (You can disagree, this is besides the point), and I find happiness in anything i can. They key is to be optimistic about things and to be grateful for what you have. The reason intelligent people are depressed and restless is usually because they realize that the world is in a bad place, and spend all their time worrying about the things that have and could go wrong. Thinking like this and going over the whole "The world is doomed, humanity is lost" scenario doesn't accomplish anything and only leads to sadness. Look to the future in an optimistic way, or hell, even try to help change it yourself. Everyone can be intelligent, everyone can be happy, and you can make a difference if you set your mind to it. (Especially if a large amount of people start thinking the same way.)
#17 to #15 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
This is just what depressed losers tell themselves to maintain their self-righteous philosophy and make themselves feel better.
User avatar #27 to #17 - hasinvadedyou (06/27/2013) [-]
Not really, the more aware you are of the world you are the less happy you become and the more likely it will get worse as we "progress". For example.. most people are happy eating at fast food until they work in fast food. They might not stop eating fast food but they wont look at it the same way this lowering their enjoyment of the experience. I notice every time i learn the process behind something it takes the "magic" away from it.. not necessarily making it worse but i am certainly less enthusiastic about it taking away possible happiness. The chart is accurate and you don't have to be depressed to be unhappy with something.
#29 to #27 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
anon actually is partly right. self-righteousness is commonly combined with cynicism.
people tend to be cynical to try and make them seem better than those around them, as if they're "more enlightened" so to speak, when in reality, they're just of average intelligence but on the higher side of the asshole bell curve.

by the way, I find things more magical when I figure out how they work. like the engine in a car. it's amazing to me that every piece of that mechanical *********** can work together so well.
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User avatar #67 to #32 - rieskimo (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm sure being paid to have sex would be miserable.

I think there is just an element of mystery to pornography that sets people's imaginations wild.
You only ever really hear from either ends of the spectrum "Oh being paid for sex must be the best" or "They must have personal issues to stoop so low to do porn".
I'd like to imagine that it's somewhere in between. I mean yeah, you're getting paid to have sex but the other person isn't always that good. Also, having sex is great on YOUR terms can you imagin finally getting your rhythm and then "Cut, OK hold there while we set up the next shot".
It's not digging ditches, but it must certainly take its toll.

tl;dr porn and my thoughts on it.
User avatar #25 to #15 - thisisspartah (06/27/2013) [-]
surely the brightest people can learn to be happy, i get by from optimism.
#43 to #15 - thenewneone (06/27/2013) [-]
inb4 all of funnyjunnkers think they are smart and that's why they are sad.
User avatar #70 to #43 - djequalizee (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to be a self-righteous cunt here or anything, but i feel like a lot of the community here is at least above average intelligence, or at least intelligent enough to know what this means. If you understand what the picture means then you're intelligent enough to relate to it and be saddened by it. This sign is showing more of a decrease in ignorance than a gain in knowledge though. On the topic of FJers thinking it's why they're sad, perhaps you're right, but there is also a chance they are sad because they know what kind of **** goes on in the world, or maybe it's for a different reason.

TL;DR There is probably a smaller amount of people than you would think that think they're sad just because they are smarter than others.
#71 to #70 - thenewneone (06/27/2013) [-]
why would smart people waste their time here? Besides most of the content and comment prove a lot of funnyjunnkers are almost as stupid as the people they ridicule.
User avatar #73 to #71 - djequalizee (06/27/2013) [-]
Smart people can browse websites too. I'm not claiming anyone on here is a genius or anything unrealistic like that, i'm saying people on here aren't all idiots. It's just that the idiots seem to show more because they are more inclined to argue with people. I'm just saying people aren't as dumb as they are implied sometimes, and i just don't like when a community is generalized by the idiots that are a part of it.
User avatar #7 - bandoslootshare (06/27/2013) [-]
because he has a good best friend and spends every day with him doing fun things that make them happy. I wouldnt mind
#19 - fuckyeahpidgey (06/27/2013) [-]
Ignorance Wumbo is bliss
Ignorance Wumbo is bliss
User avatar #2 - chuffberry (06/27/2013) [-]
do ANY characters on spongebob have hair?
User avatar #26 to #2 - thisisspartah (06/27/2013) [-]
sandy cheeks
User avatar #23 to #2 - Lintutu (06/27/2013) [-]
Ms. Puff has hair
User avatar #3 to #2 - strangemoo (06/27/2013) [-]
Sandy does if you count fur. Then there is always Neptune, and his daughter.

I watched this show a lot.
User avatar #4 to #3 - chuffberry (06/27/2013) [-]
there's that running bald joke about neptune, though. he does technically have hair, but they all refer to him as "bald"
User avatar #9 to #4 - usernamecannotload (06/27/2013) [-]
The Neptune that appears in Spongebob (the early episodes at least) had hair, the Neptune that appeared in the Spongebob Movie was bald, meaning that either A. Alot of time passed in the show or B. There have been multiple Neptunes.
#30 to #9 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
I thought one was Poseidon and the other Neptune?
User avatar #5 to #4 - strangemoo (06/27/2013) [-]
Oh **** thats right.
#33 to #2 - jari (06/27/2013) [-]
check out these sexy fish.
User avatar #6 to #2 - kommandantvideo (06/27/2013) [-]
Pearl has hair
#8 to #2 - afuckingninja (06/27/2013) [-]
This mother ****** does.
#10 to #8 - chuffberry (06/27/2013) [-]
so does this bitch
#1 - potatophucker (06/26/2013) [-]
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#58 - gcharto (06/27/2013) [-]
The **** You Say To Me??
User avatar #59 to #58 - lolshadowjewtwo (06/27/2013) [-]
#52 - vegetatheprince (06/27/2013) [-]
This proving the notion <<<
User avatar #44 - symustafa (06/27/2013) [-]
Ever been to Africa? Some of those kids are happy as **** , way happier than any kid I've seen in developed countries. Less things to worry about in life.
User avatar #45 to #44 - heartlessrobot (06/27/2013) [-]
Except, ya know, being mowed down by automatic weaponry from the friendly neighborhood warlord or starving to death.
User avatar #47 to #44 - bitchplzzz (06/27/2013) [-]
They dont know any better, thy may have heard of "a better, safer liffe" but they never experienced it. Props to them, still, for being able to enjoy life's little things and being able to endure the stuff they do.
User avatar #48 to #47 - symustafa (06/27/2013) [-]
They get so happy about the smallest of things, waiting for the next day to come, doing the same thing they did today. Man, they sure are happy people.
User avatar #49 to #48 - bitchplzzz (06/27/2013) [-]
Kinda makes me feel bad Im typing this on a computer..
User avatar #82 to #44 - popkornking (06/27/2013) [-]
I know what you mean, when I went to Jamaica on a family vacation we were being driven to our resort and the bus had a sort of tour guide, and we were driving past this slum of corrugated metal shanty shacks. You could see kids running around them and the guide was telling us not to feel sorry for them because that's the only life they know and they love it.
#53 to #44 - rhiaanor ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
and then there are kids that are like "boo hoo she didnt asnwer my text in less than 30 seconds... MY LIFE IS OVER!" in real countries
User avatar #54 to #53 - migzdgreat (06/27/2013) [-]
In what countries? Real?

Stop kidding yourself.
User avatar #55 to #54 - rhiaanor ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
I don't know why I said real honestly, that's not what I meant though, my ind decided not to type correctly
#40 - moggz ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Untill he realized he can't see his forehead
User avatar #85 - khally (06/27/2013) [-]
Starfishes have no brains ~.~
User avatar #83 - sovietghost (06/27/2013) [-]
so, having hair is suposed to be the first step be happy.
good to know
User avatar #84 to #83 - donaldducksdick (06/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #77 - greensoul (06/27/2013) [-]
ignorance is bliss
User avatar #63 - grieze (06/27/2013) [-]
Patrick is The Dude in the cartoon universe except he doesn't smoke weed or drink white russians.
User avatar #34 - severepwner (06/27/2013) [-]
How does he even afford TV and taxes?
User avatar #35 to #34 - spyisspy (06/27/2013) [-]
sand TV and sand mone
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#11 - levchenko (06/27/2013) [-]
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#13 to #11 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
shut your whore mouth
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#41 to #11 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
shut up you fat cunt
#72 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
I hope none of you **** tards think u can actually live like this
User avatar #22 - dudeimlikeadude (06/27/2013) [-]
maybe because hes a ******* star fish who is asexual and survives off dead fish and algae
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