Dorkly. madagascar, He is sexy. ARE YOU OKAY?
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#69 - gmarrox (06/27/2013) [-]
So this is basically the same comic minus the art, and this one is older than my grandpa's dusty flesh balloon.
#169 to #69 - neokun (06/27/2013) [-]
Its like 6 months old.
#275 to #169 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Lol how's summer break goin pal
User avatar #175 to #69 - nimblewalrus (06/27/2013) [-]
I had the same thought.
#95 to #69 - tapeworms (06/27/2013) [-]
I felt like this was relevant to the last thing you said.
#49 to #39 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
what is this game called
User avatar #346 to #39 - fiora (07/13/2013) [-]
omg this was mine! it was one of my first uploads i was so happy!
im glad to see others use it
User avatar #50 to #39 - pudingcade (06/27/2013) [-]
what is that game called
User avatar #51 to #50 - tackyface (06/27/2013) [-]
Pandemic 2
User avatar #55 to #50 - linktheherooftime (06/27/2013) [-]
I believe it's called Pandemic.
#119 to #55 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #115 to #39 - octaviano (06/27/2013) [-]
Got that twice in a row, and still failed.
Because ************ China.
#72 to #39 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
I have only beaten that game once.
By chance.
User avatar #48 to #39 - azraelthemage (06/27/2013) [-]
And then you have a hard time getting OUT of Madagascar.
#40 to #39 - qwertfag (06/27/2013) [-]
"Greenland closes its ports"
"Greenland closes its airports"
#139 - meganinja (06/27/2013) [-]
Hey Diseases,
My name is Madagascar, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, highly detectable viruses who spend every second of your day looking for ways to spread. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever infected a water supply? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to make everyone vomit, hemorrhage and become depressed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wasting evolution points on increasing your heat, moisture and cold resistance to level 4.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best epidemic. I'm pretty much healthy. I’m the fourth largest island in the world, and only have one port. What symptoms do you have, other than "fatigue" and "sores"? I also get no reports of infections, and have a banging hot port (She just shut down; **** was SO closed). You are all faggots who should just be vaccinated. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my port.
User avatar #191 to #139 - carnivora (06/27/2013) [-]
This is why I love internet
#208 to #139 - slprez (06/27/2013) [-]
**** you Madagascar. You are no match.
User avatar #185 to #139 - qxy (06/27/2013) [-]
To long, didn't read.

Can someone summarize?
User avatar #193 to #185 - kaboomz (06/27/2013) [-]
Hey Diseases,
Pic Related: It's me and my port.
#204 to #185 - buckoman (06/27/2013) [-]
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If something that small was TL;DR for you, I'm surprised you read the content itself.

Or anything on FunnyJunk

Or anything at all.

Christ, you're lazy.
#269 to #185 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
>Jon post

>tl;dr

how newfag can you get
User avatar #241 to #185 - meganinja (06/27/2013) [-]
She just shut down; **** was SO closed- pretty much sums up all of the relevant information
#34 - bloodmagic (06/27/2013) [-]
That's why i always infect the whole world without giving the disease any symptoms. No symptoms, no one worries. Everyone infected? Cool beans. Sudden it gives everyone total organ failure.
That's why i always infect the whole world without giving the disease any symptoms. No symptoms, no one worries. Everyone infected? Cool beans. Sudden it gives everyone total organ failure.
User avatar #147 to #34 - exarzero (06/27/2013) [-]
Literally no way to lose that way. Actually killed the game for me lol
#226 to #34 - obeyweegee (06/27/2013) [-]
Here's the problem. On games like Pandemic, for the iOS, some diseases automatically mutate to give themselves symptoms.
Here's the problem. On games like Pandemic, for the iOS, some diseases automatically mutate to give themselves symptoms.
#266 to #226 - bloodmagic (06/27/2013) [-]
That's why I play Plague Inc. Way easier and all the Half Life 3 references you can handle.
That's why I play Plague Inc. Way easier and all the Half Life 3 references you can handle.
User avatar #277 to #266 - obeyweegee (06/27/2013) [-]
By "Pandemic", I meant "Plague Inc". I didn't remember the title, my bad.

But in Plague Inc, certain diseases DO mutate to automatically gain symptoms.
#282 to #277 - bloodmagic (06/28/2013) [-]
Yep, and you can devolve them and gain DNA by doing so. unless you're using a virus. Then it costs DNA to devolve it.
Yep, and you can devolve them and gain DNA by doing so. unless you're using a virus. Then it costs DNA to devolve it.
User avatar #90 to #34 - drtrousersnake (06/27/2013) [-]
i made a disease that does nothing and it still cause people to freak out
User avatar #181 to #90 - shaneac (06/27/2013) [-]
You need to make sure the symptoms aren't noticeable
User avatar #219 to #181 - drtrousersnake (06/27/2013) [-]
it had no symptoms
#47 to #34 - richardphist (06/27/2013) [-]
The one true strategy, Brutal becomes a cakewalk with this   
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The one true strategy, Brutal becomes a cakewalk with this
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User avatar #2 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
The Butterfly Swede Effect
A swede sneezing in Sweden can cause a president shut everything down in Madagascar
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User avatar #4 to #3 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
And I yours
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User avatar #6 to #5 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
Don't mention it, old chum
#27 - rakaka (06/27/2013) [-]
i feel so accomplished when i get an infect bubble in plague inc. on madagascar. to me it seems easier to infect them in that game somehow.
User avatar #31 to #27 - exclamation (06/27/2013) [-]
I feel accomplished when I get one in Greenland. Then I gotta kill everyone, which is damn near impossible.
#36 to #31 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
That's because Beer is the cure to everything.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exclamation (06/27/2013) [-]
Beer is also the cause of nearly everything
#35 to #27 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
make the disease airborne   
little to no detection   
disease makes its way into madagascar   
everyones getting sick with it everywhere,they just dont know it yet   
BUY ALL THE SYMTPONS   
everyones starts freaking out making a bunch of cures   
all fail   
start with buying diahrreah    
greenlands populace die   
they 			****		 themselves to death   
buy the most leathal next   
canada,murica,africa,madagascar,russia,china succumb   
everywhere else slowly starts to die
make the disease airborne
little to no detection
disease makes its way into madagascar
everyones getting sick with it everywhere,they just dont know it yet
BUY ALL THE SYMTPONS
everyones starts freaking out making a bunch of cures
all fail
start with buying diahrreah
greenlands populace die
they **** themselves to death
buy the most leathal next
canada,murica,africa,madagascar,russia,china succumb
everywhere else slowly starts to die
User avatar #274 to #35 - rakaka (06/27/2013) [-]
" **** themselves to death"
pretty much these games in a nutshell
#109 to #35 - princeofbrokensoul (06/27/2013) [-]
dang that gif man.
dang that gif man.
#98 - blizzeh (06/27/2013) [-]
Oh boy, it's a copy of the oldest comic in history but with better art, what comedic genius
#144 to #98 - thenewneone (06/27/2013) [-]
original in funnyjunk?
User avatar #106 to #98 - thechosentroll (06/27/2013) [-]
Hey, it works for our "OC comic makers". Don't see why it wouldn't work for Dorkly.
User avatar #249 to #106 - harbingerwolf (06/27/2013) [-]
Clue is in the name "OC comic makers", if it aint theres, its not OC.
#104 to #98 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
yeah .. who knew dorkly had it's own faggots ?
User avatar #22 - oliviliv (06/27/2013) [-]
**** madagascar, Greenland's a bitch.
#28 to #22 - thereasonableperso (06/27/2013) [-]
I know right!? Everyone complains about madagascar but I usually have no trouble with it. Greenland ALWAYS takes ******* hours to simply infect everyone!
User avatar #84 to #28 - wethepixel (06/27/2013) [-]
Pandemic/Pandemic 2, Madagascar is a cunt to get.
On Plague Inc. it's Greenland.
User avatar #111 to #84 - burtgasm (06/27/2013) [-]
I had a super bio-weapon on Plague Inc. and every country was infected except ******* Madagascar. 0 people infected there, and the rest of the world was dead.
User avatar #112 to #111 - wethepixel (06/27/2013) [-]
How do you manage to get greenland but not Madagascar on that game?..
User avatar #114 to #112 - burtgasm (06/27/2013) [-]
i choose water transportation gene before the game starts, then if I spawn in Ireland infected boats travel to Greenland and they get infected. But Madagascar closes like it's only port in like 2 minutes
User avatar #207 to #114 - admiralen (06/27/2013) [-]
i only start in two places in that game, either madagascar or norway
#206 to #114 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
On my Plague Inc. Greenland always executes any infected people and i get cured every time
#21 - carlose (06/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #174 to #21 - nimblewalrus (06/27/2013) [-]
Good to see the original.
#33 to #21 - mattdoggy (06/27/2013) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone   
take the full version
It's dangerous to go alone
take the full version
#151 - antiphates (06/27/2013) [-]
>Play plague, start in Turkey.
> ~7500 people sick. Insomnia symptom mutates
> Get detected, I imagine the following conversation between the president of Turkey and some health-minister looked something like this

> "Mr. president of Turkey, a new disease has been detected within our borders."
> "Ohh, is it serious?"
> "No, no, at worst they've had a hard time falling asleep sometimes"
> "I see........... Kill them."
> "What?!"
> "You heard me, kill them all."

> Tukey has executed a group of infected people
>MFW
#19 - braedenclarkejanze (06/27/2013) [-]
*******		 Madagascar
******* Madagascar
User avatar #67 - lieutenantderp (06/27/2013) [-]
>"EVERY DISEASE SIMULATION GAME"
>Pandemic 3
#108 to #67 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Plaegue?
#211 to #67 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
>pandemic 2
#32 - flaggerfighter (06/27/2013) [-]
I make my diesase easy to spread, but no symptoms, then, when the whole world has it, i make it the ******* grim reaper and they die within minutes
#100 - jakols (06/27/2013) [-]
Guess who just ******* Spawned in Madagascar!

User avatar #101 to #100 - elbrysobrony (06/27/2013) [-]
I had that happen once.

Then Madagascar immediately closed their port. Oh yeah, I killed off all of Madagascar. But nothing else.
#105 to #101 - thechosentroll (06/27/2013) [-]
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It's not about the score. It's about sending a message.
#146 to #105 - trevanman (06/27/2013) [-]
bitches gotta know their place
User avatar #102 to #101 - djequalizee (06/27/2013) [-]
Worth it
#202 - acask (06/27/2013) [-]
the last few times i played i started in Madagascar
the last few times i played i started in Madagascar
User avatar #222 to #202 - xxdarkdanxx (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, me too. i never left the island....
User avatar #223 to #222 - acask (06/27/2013) [-]
lol
#76 - bvsfang (06/27/2013) [-]
Half life 3 confirmed
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#195 to #76 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
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yes yes it ******* is
#198 - Kushmonster (06/27/2013) [-]
I guess you could say he has a "sicked sense"
#218 to #198 - tehphire (06/27/2013) [-]
I will be mad if this does not make top comment
User avatar #224 to #218 - brockyboi (06/27/2013) [-]
Prepare to get angry
#259 to #198 - fcrocker (06/27/2013) [-]
'Sikth sense' would have made a better pun, but well done anyway.
'Sikth sense' would have made a better pun, but well done anyway.
User avatar #140 - Kattemans (06/27/2013) [-]
Everyone always seems to complain about Madagascar in these games, but it's Greenland that's a bitch whenever I play it. Madagascar's easy as **** .
User avatar #157 to #140 - sabcy (06/27/2013) [-]
mine is australia. NOT. ONE. ******* . SICK PERSON. IN AUSTRALIA.
User avatar #141 to #140 - dubslao (06/27/2013) [-]
I once infected every single country in the world
eventually there was only 60 some thousand people left uninfected

50 thousand of them were from Greenland
User avatar #153 to #141 - gustaviaable (06/27/2013) [-]
May be the cold who kills the virus
User avatar #154 to #153 - dubslao (06/27/2013) [-]
i upgraded the cold resistance and the bacterial resistance

this was on Plague Inc, btw
User avatar #155 to #154 - gustaviaable (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah that's the one I play aswell
User avatar #143 to #141 - Kattemans (06/27/2013) [-]
That's what always happens to me.

******* 99% of the population is dead, all survivors are in Greenland, with maybe a thousand spread across the rest of the world

******* Greenland
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