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******* madagascar, He is sexy

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#263 - uncalledforgiraffe (06/27/2013) [-]
Plague Inc. for phones is much better than the Pandemics
User avatar #273 to #263 - Whaaaaaaaaa (06/27/2013) [-]
its the same as pandemic......look at the maps.
User avatar #272 to #263 - cdula (06/27/2013) [-]
Have you played the zombies plague? Its pretty fun. But it is always iceland who are the zombie slayers...
User avatar #262 - rel (06/27/2013) [-]
For me, it's always Greenland. **** YOU GREENLAND WHY WON'T YOU JUST CATCH MY DISEASE.
#265 to #262 - WhatIsGwaning ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
AND EVEN STARTING IN GREENLAND DOESNT WORK LIKE ARGH
User avatar #247 - turbodoosh (06/27/2013) [-]
Plague Inc is easy as pie. Don't let any symptoms evolve, and spread infection rates asap. Then Once everyone has it, make everyone bleed from their lungs and choke to death.
User avatar #271 to #247 - mycatislookingatme ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
I've tried that.

MADAGASCAR STILL ******* SHUT ITSELF OFF.
#238 - nymikemet (06/27/2013) [-]
For me its always been Iceland.
pic is when I finally got it.
#270 to #238 - cdula (06/27/2013) [-]
Same here. 						*******					 Iceland...
Same here. ******* Iceland...
User avatar #227 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Where can I actually play this game?
User avatar #248 to #227 - sethja (06/27/2013) [-]
if you don't have a mobile it's pandemic

if you do the other replies have said
#235 to #227 - whutdafuq (06/27/2013) [-]
You can download it on your mobile, I do have it on android, It's called Plague inc. ;)
User avatar #231 to #227 - ceaserbloodz (06/27/2013) [-]
It's called Plague Inc.
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User avatar #210 - drfuzzynuts (06/27/2013) [-]

I copied and pasted this comment, it's from the comment section of the game


1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia.
User avatar #213 to #210 - amuro (06/27/2013) [-]
That Wont work. I have played a LOT plague inc. and both necroa and the L. Neurax are very complicated. (In the other hand, i have finished the game with all the other disseases)

In Necroa i already have all achievements but i have never been close to make it a zombie world. L Neurax was way more easy.

User avatar #229 to #213 - ludislavonac (06/27/2013) [-]
God I loved the neurax worm, did something new come out?
User avatar #233 to #229 - amuro (06/27/2013) [-]
They say that a new update comes the next week. I really hope it is a new dissease (and dont charge extra for it, i allready payed for all the extras)
User avatar #276 to #233 - ludislavonac (06/27/2013) [-]
Well I'm playing the android version, so I can download it for free, hope it comes out soon
User avatar #280 to #276 - amuro (06/27/2013) [-]
I am playing on android too, but premium stuff cost $$$

Necroa was premium, btw.
#284 to #280 - ludislavonac (06/28/2013) [-]
I downloaded it illegaly
User avatar #285 to #284 - amuro (06/28/2013) [-]
hahahaha XD
User avatar #289 to #285 - ludislavonac (06/28/2013) [-]
Just go to the mobilism forum, you'll find tons of free stuff for android like cracked games, apps and whatever you need.
User avatar #292 to #289 - amuro (06/29/2013) [-]
TY, i will, mate
User avatar #215 to #213 - drfuzzynuts (06/27/2013) [-]
Sorry, I should have mentioned that this was for Pandemic 2
User avatar #217 to #215 - amuro (06/27/2013) [-]
ah, `k. My bad, mate.
User avatar #205 - responsibletim (06/27/2013) [-]
If you're playing Pandemic 2, sell all of your symptoms and make sure you're on parasite, you're harder to detect. It can't be guaranteed you'll win but it can work.
#202 - acask (06/27/2013) [-]
the last few times i played i started in Madagascar
the last few times i played i started in Madagascar
#222 to #202 - xxdarkdanxx (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, me too. i never left the island....
User avatar #223 to #222 - acask (06/27/2013) [-]
lol
#199 - willcutting ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Also this 						*******					 time your disease has no 						*******					 symptoms and 257 random guys dies just by having it. I mean you can't die from having nothing. Seriously why ?
Also this ******* time your disease has no ******* symptoms and 257 random guys dies just by having it. I mean you can't die from having nothing. Seriously why ?
User avatar #212 to #199 - kolpster (06/27/2013) [-]
No symptoms.Maybe it's like cancer, most the time you can't know if it's there or not.
#198 - Kushmonster (06/27/2013) [-]
I guess you could say he has a "sicked sense"
#259 to #198 - fcrocker (06/27/2013) [-]
'Sikth sense' would have made a better pun, but well done anyway.
'Sikth sense' would have made a better pun, but well done anyway.
#218 to #198 - tehphire (06/27/2013) [-]
I will be mad if this does not make top comment
User avatar #224 to #218 - brockyboi (06/27/2013) [-]
Prepare to get angry
User avatar #196 - mrjbrown (06/27/2013) [-]
i just start on madagascar . . because of this and then i wait for it to leave there before i make it dangerous
#188 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Live in a forested area
>Someone traps a guy in a tree
>There's already a horse trapped in the tree
>Nobody knows who keeps putting things in the tree
>Except God
User avatar #183 - joaomartins ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Hey guys , I need a gif. that says "I've done it all buster" do anyone haves that gif.? Please is really important .
User avatar #184 to #183 - joaomartins ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
It's a gif. with images of war , with Arthur saying : " I've done it all , baxter , I done it all"
#180 - ifuhq (06/27/2013) [-]
And they closed their airports and port.
User avatar #179 - cedrock (06/27/2013) [-]
Plague Inc is so incredibly hard....Harder than pandemic.
#192 to #179 - thesaw (06/27/2013) [-]
Try this, it's how I win it every time, except with a couple of diseases.

Upgrade transmission and abilities.
Devolve any mutations.
Wait for everyone to get sick.
Devolve any useless transmissions and abilities.
Evolve symptoms that can cause death, Total Organ Failure being the best one.
Watch every one die.

If you do that, no one will notice it as it spreads, and then you can just unleash a miasma of death once everyone has it.
User avatar #278 to #192 - cedrock (06/27/2013) [-]
I tried that, to the point that actually 0 death was caused by my disease (this was on easy, with the first disease) but they still started a cure...
#216 to #192 - amuro (06/27/2013) [-]
That would work like 90% of the times with standard disseases.

But i will not work with Necroa or L. Neurax on hightest difficulty
#264 to #216 - asdyxc (06/27/2013) [-]
Can't give you anything for the Neurax worm on brutal difficulty. You play it just like the standard diseases you start off with, but on top of that you get trojan planes, symptoms which decrease severity, and the capability of enslaving all humanity almost instantly after you've infected everyone. Just by getting one small symptom called "Transcendence".

Necroa virus on brutal is pretty damn hard, the final boss. Had to google a strategy to beat it, and it worked. Here it is, reformatted:
" Start in Saudi Arabia - Evolve Zoonotic shift -Evolve Bat 1- Evolve Bat 2- Don't worry about mutations- Evolve Drug Resistance 1- Evolve Saliva 1- Evolve Gastrointestinal Expansion- Evolve Saliva 2- Evolve Cold Resistance 1- Evolve Water 1- Evolve Water 2- First part is done- Keep popping bubbles and wait until you get the notification that cure is 50% complete- Evolve Hyper Salivation, Polyphagia, Gastroenteritis, Cannibalism and Cythopathic Reanimation- Evolve Anarobic Resuscitation, Enhanced Motor Control, Peptide surge- Evolve Horde Instinct, Structured Travel and Drifting fermentation- Start infecting islands with hordes- Try to infect all the islands that are not infected now- First focus on northern islands like Iceland and Greenland if possible- If there is any Z COM base on an island don't worry about it, try to infect it once and move on- Keep evolving- Evolve Dermal Calcification, Cranial Elephantitis, Bone Dysplasia- Evolve Acidic Reflux, Naja Mortis and Authothysis- Now start attacking the Z Com bases with hordes, your zombies should be strong enough against them- Do not forget about the uninfected countries, Sweden, Norway and Canada were almost always the last uninfected countries- If you see that hordes aren't enough against Z COM, try Regenerative activation and try to raise a few dead in that country, or you could try and make hordes larger with Horde mentality if there are not many dead in the Z Com countries "
User avatar #267 to #264 - amuro (06/27/2013) [-]
Already beat it in brutal using neurax, i am currently stuck with Necroa and waiting next week update.

TY for your advice, man
#268 to #267 - asdyxc (06/27/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #209 to #192 - viscerys (06/27/2013) [-]
If you have a system for winning every time, does that not diminish the novelty value of the game?
User avatar #221 to #209 - thesaw (06/27/2013) [-]
It does, that's why I barely play it anymore.
User avatar #176 - vwanyama (06/27/2013) [-]
Greenland is always a bitch for me.
User avatar #197 to #176 - willcutting ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Same here for me on Plague.inc. ****************** the ******* Greenland is the one that remain at the end. Now I begin with them, it takes a lot of time to spread (I mean more than if it was in South Africa for exemple) and I'm sure that these ****** are going to die.
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