Nsa. . For years, the FBI has been hooked into l the library system keeping records. Mhmm. Assessing Fines. l No, monitoring reading habits. Look, certain books
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For years, the FBI has been hooked into
l the library system keeping records.
Mhmm. Assessing Fines. l No, monitoring reading habits.
Look, certain books . Books on, say, nuclear weapons, and Mein
Kampf. Anyone who checks out a flagged book has his library records fed into
the FBI records from then on.
wait, how is this legal?
Legal, ilegal these terms dont apply.
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User avatar #115 - jellyballs (06/27/2013) [-]
Did anybody else see NAS as the title get really excited, but then come here and only see another one of those boring comics of a movie with the actual script on it...
User avatar #94 - helicase ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Not gonna lie, I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice
User avatar #98 to #94 - fizzor (06/27/2013) [-]
Who wouldn't?
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User avatar #121 to #120 - archangelnight ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
There was a joke somewhere in that?
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#77 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
Funny thing, Mein Kampf talks about ridding Germany of the 'Reserve Bank' mafia who bully governments into accepting 'debt based' currency owned by them. Ie, the same group who sponsor the NSA, bribe governments, cause war, and use endless propaganda to distort historical fact. Anyone who does read Mein Kampf will end up realizing that all the lies 'told' by the Bank mafia are untrue, and that none of the things 'holocaust included' was ever real. This is why they HAVE to keep track of individuals who do read it. It's too 'truthful'. It could hurt the Reserve Banks' bottom line too much. Imagine if everyone found out that their country was being sucked out by the Rothschilds and the Jewish Banks? Think they'd revolt? Again? This is why they have to track readers. The more people that know the factual truth, the more danger the Reserve Banks face in being exposed as the orchestrators of all wars and countless acts of terrorism.
User avatar #119 to #77 - neznanc (06/27/2013) [-]
It also talks about "aryan master race" that should destroy half of europe's population to make room for more "aryans"
User avatar #116 to #77 - theshadowed (06/27/2013) [-]
It also talks about gardening. I like gardening
User avatar #97 to #77 - koinx (06/27/2013) [-]
Did Mein Kampf really explained how the actual "debt bank oligarchy" was planned back when the Lisbonn treaty wasn't even signed ?
User avatar #96 to #77 - mutzaki (06/27/2013) [-]
Actually, Hitler was a unicorn fairy and the holocaust is a metaphor for what actually happened. He had millions of gnomes turned to stone, but that's not the truth government wants out in the public.
User avatar #101 to #96 - admiralen (06/27/2013) [-]
thats not true, the stonocaust never happened
User avatar #102 to #101 - mutzaki (06/27/2013) [-]
Educate yourself, and stop being a sheeple to the government.
User avatar #103 to #102 - admiralen (06/27/2013) [-]
its just made up so people cant look in to the truth at what happened in gnome war II, they are controlling the world you fool
User avatar #105 to #103 - mutzaki (06/27/2013) [-]
Please, do yourself a favor and at least look up a Wikipedia article about it. General Goblinrumple had no idea about the invasion of the gnomes, so his actions were just.
User avatar #106 to #105 - admiralen (06/27/2013) [-]
thats just what a gnome would say, YOU BASTARDS KILLED MR SPARKLES
User avatar #107 to #106 - mutzaki (06/27/2013) [-]
Okay, fine, cat's out of the bag. Sparkles deserved to die, from the moment he signed that declaration.
User avatar #108 to #107 - admiralen (06/27/2013) [-]
you released the cat too? oh god.. you sick bastards
User avatar #109 to #108 - mutzaki (06/27/2013) [-]
Your childish naïvety is what makes your opinion on it so clouded.
User avatar #110 to #109 - admiralen (06/27/2013) [-]
i must report this to the fairy queen at once, you maniacal bastards must be stopped!
User avatar #111 to #110 - mutzaki (06/27/2013) [-]
LONG LIVE GOBLINRUMPLE
#84 to #77 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
Wow... just wow... dude damn... Relax brosef.
#68 - Jowi (06/27/2013) [-]
Film?
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User avatar #72 to #68 - osimonmagus (06/27/2013) [-]
Seven
User avatar #86 to #72 - dedaluminus ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Is that that movie that was called se7en in the posters? I always have an urge to pronounce it se-seven-en.
#73 to #72 - Jowi (06/27/2013) [-]
cheers
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User avatar #95 to #64 - shadowmaul ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #143 to #95 - kureizikitsune ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Well done, good sir.
#59 - crazyolitis (06/27/2013) [-]
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#38 - tyroneisanigger (06/27/2013) [-]
I kind of want to read Mein Kampf, perhaps an English interpretation of it?
I like studying World War II, Nazi Germany, Adolf Hitler, Soviets and so on.


Anyone know where I might find a copy in English?
User avatar #76 to #38 - osimonmagus (06/27/2013) [-]
Warning, Mein Kampf is a ******* BORE. It's no wonder that no one in Nazi Germany ever read the damn thing. You should also read The Rise and the Fall of the Third Reich, it's worth it. I personally haven't found myself in the Soviet realm as I am still on the Holocaust at the moment and the Japanese Empire. If you are going to read anything about Leninist or Stalinist please make sure you read the Communist Manifesto first so you will know the difference. Outside of that, good luck.
User avatar #71 to #38 - bitchitroll (06/27/2013) [-]
i think i have found a friend
#66 to #38 - Jowi (06/27/2013) [-]
Any book store
#60 to #38 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
Why don't you read the Koran instead?
Its about an absolute dictator, scaring people into a cult while alienating all others, warfare, killing jews, creating a superior humand masterrace and rules on sexuality.

I heard that you can get that book for free. Otherwise i can see no differences.
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User avatar #48 to #38 - ludislavonac (06/27/2013) [-]
try finding an online version... or well better not if you're american you know, NSA and stuff
User avatar #45 to #38 - Savlonade (06/27/2013) [-]
a mate from uni was doing his law dissertation on civil rights. his source material he bought all at the same time, one book on Human Rights and the other Mein Kampf. apparently the look on the cashier's face was priceless
User avatar #44 to #38 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
I have a copy from the 60s
User avatar #41 to #38 - kosicandavid (06/27/2013) [-]
It is actually really boring book if I can give you advice. I like to study about Second world war and Nazi Germany too and I have read Mein Kampf but it is really only antisemitic ******** and some political visions. Also first chapters about Hitler' s youth in Vienna are not really true.
#39 to #38 - robotcomander (06/27/2013) [-]
the library
User avatar #33 - luthervonappledorf (06/27/2013) [-]
I've always wondered that about near any government in the world. Who is to say what they do is illegal or not? And who's to stop them? If the NSA, FBI or whatever want to view what you're doing, you can be damn sure they're going to do it. They could shut down and erase anybody or any company that tries to stop them without even trying. If the government wants you gone, you can be damn sure you'll be gone.
User avatar #79 to #33 - osimonmagus (06/27/2013) [-]
Well, the people are supposed to be the regulators of government. The government is supposed to fear the people but when you have 80% of Americans more worried about what dick Kim Kardashian has in her ***** than what policies are being made about their privacy you get a **** stained country full of fat ignorant ***** i.e. The United States.
#67 to #33 - Jowi (06/27/2013) [-]
The Government wouldn't dare take on most companies as that's where they get their financing. And just because they can and do something doesn't make it legal. They're still disregarding their own laws.
User avatar #47 to #33 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/27/2013) [-]
Not here in sweden. The government is tied down with steel chains here. They do too bad, and we can kick them out. Well, we'd need to reach a majority vote on that but still.
User avatar #53 to #47 - luthervonappledorf (06/27/2013) [-]
That sounds like a fantastic idea. I suppose my only reservation is that the majority of people don't know what's good for them or their country. Governments have such a massive task and few people seem to realise how difficult it actually is to run a country. Sometimes I think we need to have longer terms for political parties so their policies can actually take effect.
User avatar #54 to #53 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/27/2013) [-]
Read up on the swedish political system. Sure, it's flawed, just like every other political system, but it's one of the best systems you'll find out there.
User avatar #55 to #54 - luthervonappledorf (06/27/2013) [-]
So the Riksdag chooses The Prime Minister rather than having a nationwide election? That's actually a great way to do it. This is really quite interesting, thanks for turning me to this.
User avatar #100 to #55 - admiralen (06/27/2013) [-]
you know, the real problem with the political system is that the politicians have to fish for votes, so they cant do whats actually good for the people cause it sounds bad, göran persson pretty much saved swedens economy by taking away a lot of priveleges and such and most people hate him, even though if he hadnt we would be worse then greece now
User avatar #122 to #100 - luthervonappledorf (06/27/2013) [-]
Completely understand that. It seems to be going that way here in England. Politicians cosy up to voters and it all ends up with parties being nearly identical because they just pander to the public. The public doesn't know what it wants or needs. Hell, I don't have a clue what this country needs. That's why I won't vote. It seems to pointless because it's all a popularity contest with the dumbest person winning every time. I want an actual choice of DIFFERENT parties rather than shades of the same.
User avatar #125 to #122 - admiralen (06/27/2013) [-]
know that feel, people want **** but they dont know that everything has a price, and politicians have to sugarcoat it and act like its just for free cause otherwise they wont get to do anything at all
User avatar #127 to #125 - luthervonappledorf (06/27/2013) [-]
Exactly! Like with this economic crisis. So many people here seem to think that you can 'spend your way out of recession' and that 'cutting funding won't help anything'. But, you can't spend money you don't have. Continuing in the same vein that got us all into this mess won't help it at all. It's a ridiculous notion.
User avatar #56 to #55 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/27/2013) [-]
You're wellcome.
User avatar #27 - vatra (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm probably on a watch list or two, just because I like to research things. I was watching Fight Club the other day, and paused a couple times to see the effects and such of Lye, and another to see if he was giving a proper walk through on how to make dynamite.
User avatar #16 - newforomador ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Why the hell would Mein Kampf be a flagged book? I would gladly read it if I had the chance just because of who wrote it. Many history buffs probably would too.
#113 to #16 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
"If you had the chance"? It's in one of the closest 3 libraries to you, if not all three of them.

Also likely available online.
#63 to #16 - wheredahoodat (06/27/2013) [-]
It's still banned in Germany; afair the only way to get a copy is being a historian or history teacher.
#114 to #63 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
Just use the internet and download an ebook. It's translated in nearly every language(even polish). People should stop treating it like some kind of hole to another dimension and just read it. It's not like you are going to get brainwashed or anything. You just need to stay true to your beliefs.
Mein Kampf isn't only about nazi ideology. It's about Hitler life, about german countries after the great war, about his parents, about his work, about people. When you start reading it you can almost forget who wrote it and sympathize with "the hero" when he is talking about his hardships in life.

Overall: It's a very interesting read. In my opinion everyone should read it to see that Hitler wasn't some kind of monster from hell. Today people demonize him too much and it leads people to thinking that will never happen again.
#141 to #114 - angelusprimus (06/28/2013) [-]
He was a monster.
Just a human monster.
More human then Stalin, that's for sure.
#37 to #16 - CactusFantastico (06/27/2013) [-]
It's flagged because it's full of hateful ideology. Therefore, there MAY be people that will be inspired or persuaded to do something violent if they read it.
I'm not justifying tracking people's records but that's the logic behind this
User avatar #88 to #37 - dedaluminus ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
That **** is totally justified. Do you have any idea how fat I got after reading "The Hungry Caterpillar?" that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it
User avatar #19 to #16 - AvatarAirBender ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Ive read it. Its a hard read.

Kinda puts you in his mind though.
User avatar #46 to #19 - europe (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, he wasn't much of a writer either
User avatar #20 to #19 - newforomador ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Is there an English translation for it? I would guess there is, but I'm to lazy to google it.
#30 to #20 - angelusprimus (06/27/2013) [-]
Just keep wikipedia open while reading it, and fact check every time he is talking about history.
Astonishing but this nice looking Austrian gentleman lies. A lot.
User avatar #51 to #30 - spyisspy (06/27/2013) [-]
>wikipedia
>fact check
#104 to #51 - kez (06/27/2013) [-]
My brother has used wikipedia as one of his main resources while he was doing medicine. And he is in the top 7% in the country in his medical results.

Wikipedia is great as long as you look up real topics. Looking up how something common like how breathing works would be fine because millions of people would have looked it up and millions of people would be changing it slightly each time until it is all correct and some of these people will be like professors in that field and such

Its just when people try and look up really obscure things on wikipedia like who was the first man to say the word "Yikes" then complain that it might not be right, even though only one person has ever contributed to that page and you are one of the 3 people to ever try and search for it.
User avatar #87 to #51 - rieskimo (06/27/2013) [-]
Although I agree with your point that wikipedia isn't the most reliable of sources(I gave you a green thumb), for your average guy just checking out some stuff casually it's not that bad of a source.

I just wouldn't use it as an educational source, or a legal source.
User avatar #31 to #30 - newforomador ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
What a horrible thing to do!
#32 to #31 - angelusprimus (06/27/2013) [-]
I know!
And such a trustworthy face and all!
User avatar #21 to #20 - AvatarAirBender ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Oh yeah there is. There are a few.
User avatar #13 - Lambda ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm probably on a DEA watchlist for reading Alexander Shulgin's books.
User avatar #80 to #13 - osimonmagus (06/27/2013) [-]
That's why I always get my books from thrift stores.
I found a 1st Edition Quotations of Mao Tse-Tsung aka The Little Red Book in MINT CONDITION
User avatar #12 - bakinboy (06/27/2013) [-]
the nsa is who needs to be in deep **** right now, not edward snowden
User avatar #29 to #12 - vatra (06/27/2013) [-]
And suddenly you are on their list.
#52 to #29 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
What list? That one with the colors?
#11 - ghostpenguin (06/27/2013) [-]
"Always buy your books with cash" Jim Phillips
#9 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
Why would books on nuclear bombs be flagged..its not like there is gonna be a DIY guide to make nuclear bombs in such a book..that is stupid...even if there was, it would take alot of gold just to get a hold of the materials.
#118 to #9 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
you have been playing too many video games when you say gold instead of any monetary unit.
User avatar #49 to #9 - ludislavonac (06/27/2013) [-]
True, it's not that you can find weapon grade plutonium in your local Walmart
User avatar #42 to #9 - EpicWin (06/27/2013) [-]
Actually I'm pretty sure they aren't super hard to make. I think anyone with an engineering background could probably do it, but the hardest part would be getting some of the more dangerous materials. Good luck doing that without getting on the top of a watch list.
User avatar #8 - exhaustedheadcase (06/27/2013) [-]
they do do this and have caught alot of stupid people this way
moral of the story: if your going to blow something up use a proxy and google it
or..... you know just dont do it
User avatar #5 - vondraco (06/26/2013) [-]
Such a great ******* film. This and Fight Club are the only films I like Brad Pitt in, and he ******* nails it.
User avatar #93 to #5 - twobeanersonetaco (06/27/2013) [-]
Troy?
User avatar #89 to #5 - mephiblis (06/27/2013) [-]
****** ? The Mexican?
User avatar #58 to #5 - pikachupokemon (06/27/2013) [-]
jesse james, ing. basterds, ocean's movies and he was AMAZING in ****** with that whole accent thing
User avatar #34 to #5 - luthervonappledorf (06/27/2013) [-]
He's also great in Twelve Monkeys.
User avatar #25 to #5 - vatra (06/27/2013) [-]
I find it funny that Fight Club is on this short list because he plays a hallucination.
#23 to #5 - pinchmynips (06/27/2013) [-]
Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford is another film Brad Pitt is really good in.
User avatar #10 to #5 - onceman (06/27/2013) [-]
What about Inglorious Basterds?
User avatar #61 to #10 - vondraco (06/27/2013) [-]
Oh yeah I forgot about that! I was just watching a few days ago as well.
#3 - knowstoomuch (06/26/2013) [-]
Woah, Lightbulb got its **** together.

Also, source?
User avatar #85 to #3 - tocho (06/27/2013) [-]
When **** gets serious the lightbulb also does.
User avatar #40 to #3 - olesc (06/27/2013) [-]
Its fuggen brilliant m8
User avatar #4 to #3 - reikara (06/26/2013) [-]
It's a movie named Se7en a movie about two detectives who try and find a serial killer.
User avatar #62 to #4 - gomugomuno (06/27/2013) [-]
thanks
#36 to #4 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
What's in the box?
#35 to #4 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
A serial killer based off the seven deadly sins! it's awesome!
User avatar #28 to #4 - deescalation ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
It's a really good movie too. Not for the kiddies though
User avatar #14 to #4 - underlois (06/27/2013) [-]
And each ****** is based on all 7 deadly sins, don't remember which ones...
#65 to #14 - witzelsucht (06/27/2013) [-]
durr
durr
#22 to #14 - Yojimbo (06/27/2013) [-]
> "based on all 7 deadly sins"
> "don't remember which ones..."
#18 to #14 - ohemgeezus (06/27/2013) [-]
i ******* said pride twice, replace one with greed
#17 to #14 - ohemgeezus (06/27/2013) [-]
Thankfully full metal alchemist taught me some things:
1.Envy
2.Sloth
3.Pride
4.lust
5.pride
6.gluttony
7.wrath
User avatar #43 to #17 - EpicWin (06/27/2013) [-]
You side Pride twice. Missing greed.
#91 to #43 - ohemgeezus (06/27/2013) [-]
look at the comment above mine
User avatar #128 to #91 - EpicWin (06/27/2013) [-]
Oops. Sorry, didn't see it.
#2 - divermansam (06/26/2013) [-]
Whats in the box!
#75 to #2 - diegotan (06/27/2013) [-]
Just try and open it.
User avatar #26 to #2 - antisocialtwilight (06/27/2013) [-]
Her pretty head....of lettuce.
User avatar #24 to #2 - ravayo (06/27/2013) [-]
box book.
#15 to #2 - iamphoenix (06/27/2013) [-]
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#50 to #15 - waterbottlemanboy (06/27/2013) [-]
Is that Simon?
Is that Simon?
User avatar #99 to #50 - admiralen (06/27/2013) [-]
its ramsay
#7 to #2 - FAILtim (06/27/2013) [-]
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#92 to #7 - twobeanersonetaco (06/27/2013) [-]
Step it up
Step it up
#6 to #2 - tarnis ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
#1 - itsallinthefunny (06/26/2013) [-]
You fool, your petty mortal laws don't apply to me.
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