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Release day of PS4

File: -( 22 KB, 672x371, psa, ipg)
November 2013
consoles are being released in North America
line up outside game stores and electronic stores across the country
largest collection of buyers in US history
of records in electronic marketing are being broken
an 10: 1 ratio of being bought
of drooling over their hardware
and Killzone is on everybody' s lips
Gramers playing into the night, the shone being a laughing stock
Spuddenly, darkness
will playstation shut down simultaneously
iped nation wide
an red light shines on the power button, accompanied by a strange whirring noise
Realality
Eevery PSA bought within the United States detonates
Thunderers of thousands parrish
suffer
can be seen from outer space, illuminating the continent like a christmas tree.
in Tokyo Japan
CEC) Kazoo Hirai looks over the Tokyo horizon from his office atop Sony Copmuter Entertainment headquarters
detonator button flat against his thumb
closed, a faint expression of satisfaction etched in his countenance
a breath so subtle, and a whisper so silent, he utters one word.
Hiroshima"
Anonymous (ID: } 06/ 26/ 13( l/ Ved) 04: 53: 53 Replies:
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User avatar #128 to #90 - glassskulljack ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Idk what i just read... BUT I LIKE IT!
User avatar #157 to #90 - isenseven (06/27/2013) [-]
> Metal Gear Online 2

Metal Gear Online 2 was already shut down, it was with MGS4. Metal Gear Online 1 was with MGS3.
User avatar #192 to #90 - ChumLeee (06/29/2013) [-]
Sounds like something out of the Ultimate Showdown... or an Egoraptor video.
#29 - jagenblitz (06/27/2013) [-]
Paint skills off the chart.
#57 to #29 - amegaara (06/27/2013) [-]
goddamn man this was funny
goddamn man this was funny
User avatar #61 - Buhadog (06/27/2013) [-]
Looks like Fallout 4 is gonna have an open beta.
User avatar #67 to #61 - majortomcomics (06/27/2013) [-]
They gotta stop changing the story, though. Japanese, Chinese, 2013, 2077-GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT, BETHESDA.
#65 to #61 - klldarkness (06/27/2013) [-]
Lol'd.
#28 - JohnnyRenegade (06/27/2013) [-]
So that's how Fallout 4 is being released!
So that's how Fallout 4 is being released!
#5 - thelifelineband (06/26/2013) [-]
Made me think of this.
#23 - cocainecowboy (06/27/2013) [-]
11/10
11/10
User avatar #133 to #23 - jadenxp (06/27/2013) [-]
here is the music video that is from. Its pretty messed up, but its a good song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qp4g4mHGeU
#183 to #133 - cocainecowboy (06/27/2013) [-]
I know I've seen it c:
******* awesome..
#1 - teranin (06/26/2013) [-]
Lots of WW2 references on this console generation
User avatar #100 to #1 - rhiaanor (06/27/2013) [-]
Whoever ade that doesn't know what literally literally means.
User avatar #112 to #100 - infamoustrapper (06/27/2013) [-]
It was a joke. It's exaggerating everyone's hate.
User avatar #113 to #112 - rhiaanor (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm aware. It's a joke that uses literally wrong.
User avatar #114 to #113 - infamoustrapper (06/27/2013) [-]
The joke IS that it uses literally wrong.
User avatar #115 to #114 - rhiaanor (06/27/2013) [-]
Well that isn't a good joke at all
User avatar #120 to #115 - alleksi ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
You need to stop taking words literally
#160 to #100 - blanketandpillow (06/27/2013) [-]
lit·er·al·ly
/ˈlitərəlē/
Adverb
In a literal manner or sense; exactly: "the driver took it literally when asked to go straight over the traffic circle".
Used to acknowledge that something is not literally true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling.
Synonyms
literatim - word for word - verbatim - to the letter
User avatar #155 to #100 - pimpinpenguin (06/27/2013) [-]
You obviously don't know how to use literally either.
User avatar #122 to #1 - mrhotwings (06/27/2013) [-]
They fixed most if not all the problems with Xbox 1, now I can buy it and play the exclusives. (and I still ******* hate exclusives, a game should be made for all gaming platforms)
User avatar #126 to #122 - admiralen (06/27/2013) [-]
it should be made for pc, then for gaming platforms at the very least, pc rulz
User avatar #135 to #126 - jakekel (06/27/2013) [-]
shut up.
User avatar #137 to #135 - admiralen (06/27/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #182 to #122 - rockamekishiko (06/27/2013) [-]
even after it not including a mic? after it not having bluetooth? $100 more? forced kinect, inferior hardware, paywall behind apps? subscription more expensive than sony's? potential of microsoft re-applying the DRM and online stuff?

i just don't see why people find it appealing
#10 - canadianguyeh (06/27/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
#25 - deescalation ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
"Oh another console post. Wait, it's funny"
"Oh another console post. Wait, it's funny"
#33 to #25 - fukyu (06/27/2013) [-]
it is?
User avatar #34 to #33 - deescalation ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
yes, did you not read it?
#35 to #34 - fukyu (06/27/2013) [-]
i read it, i didn't find it funny.
#39 to #35 - ggdhindo (06/27/2013) [-]
yeah, well fukyu!
yeah, well fukyu!
User avatar #46 to #25 - retardedboss ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Only reason I read it is because it was about the PS4. If it had been about the xbox one I would have known it was already going to be "hurr durr literally Hitler."
User avatar #4 - ichooseslowpoke (06/26/2013) [-]
NAGASUCKI MY BALLS AMERICAN PIGGU!
#47 - rockamekishiko (06/27/2013) [-]
Kaz is love   
Kaz is life
Kaz is love
Kaz is life
#95 to #47 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
source?
#108 to #95 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
it's from The Lonely Island - Motherlover
#127 to #47 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Your body is not ready. For he is Reggie
#75 - datgermanguy (06/27/2013) [-]
The circle is complete with this.
The circle is complete with this.
User avatar #13 - Lambda ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this book I read year ago, Stormbreaker.
User avatar #51 to #13 - Dairycow (06/27/2013) [-]
oh is that so?
User avatar #71 to #13 - dubii (06/27/2013) [-]
Ahh what a great book! I went to the premier of the film, Alex Rider was one of my idols when I was a kid.
User avatar #111 - zerkerex (06/27/2013) [-]
This actually scares the **** out of me.
#99 - nyawgga (06/27/2013) [-]
>NOT BUYING A PS4 ANYMORE
#84 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
So you're saying Xbox Won
#21 - mynameisnotmike ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Well good thing i got my ps4 early. pic related, it's my ps4
#31 to #21 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
i honestly thought that said psy.
#32 - trifection (06/27/2013) [-]
That's so deep I don't even see you anymore
#165 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
who the hell cares HALF LIFE 3 IS COMING OUT SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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