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#5 - iamnotstevenhooper
Reply +304
(06/26/2013) [-]
I'm a waiter and this is the best tip I've ever gottentwenty
#7 to #5 - ironstrike
Reply -8
(06/26/2013) [-]
I C wut you did thar.

taek mai thumb.
#6 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
wut
#40 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
Why don't i get it? Am i missing something? PLEASE HELP ME!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#46 to #40 - anon
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
Wait nevermind....I got it! HA!
#146 to #46 - anon
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
Wait, never mind i thought i did, I didn't.
#122 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
I don't get it
#131 to #5 - fivewordminimum **User deleted account**
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#143 to #5 - witzelsucht
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
too clever
too clever
#125 to #5 - pimpinpenguin
Reply +1
(06/27/2013) [-]
my face when I still don't get it
#129 to #125 - cazabrow ONLINE
Reply +2
(06/27/2013) [-]
gotten has the word "ten" in it, he crossed it out and put twenty just like the guy who left the tip did.
#147 to #129 - pimpinpenguin
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
oh, i guess i just didn't find it as funny as everybody else
#150 to #147 - cazabrow ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/28/2013) [-]
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#120 to #5 - furiousmarshmellow
Reply +4
(06/27/2013) [-]
Took a bit.
#14 to #5 - sanguinesolitude
Reply +5
(06/27/2013) [-]
+1 for clever
#1 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
Thats something my husband would do to save $$$ / he thinks he's funny (wink)
#31 to #1 - jimjimmerson
Reply -12
(06/27/2013) [-]
Huur Durr, "we save money by writing bigger dollar amounts than the bill is worth" Hurr Durr. That's how numbers work.



Are you from Texas or something?
#34 to #1 - futurestas
Reply -7
(06/27/2013) [-]
You're worse on the internet than my grandmother
#35 to #1 - thenoodleking **User deleted account**
Reply -4
(06/27/2013) [-]
I was surprised with how rude the people were towards your comment so I gave you a thumb.
#74 to #1 - wallbuilder
Reply -3
(06/27/2013) [-]
Offence: Light humour. Typing wink in the context of your action at the end of a sentence.
Sentence: Death.

Is that how we roll? Oh wait, she's a female too? LET THE WITCH BUUURRRRN!
Seriously. Grow up lads.
#27 to #1 - theist
Reply -2
(06/27/2013) [-]
Wow FJ, really? Is this how we treat people that freely just want to enjoy our site? With endless red thumbs? All she did was post a comment, that's it.

My God...
#54 to #27 - anon
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
They're just thumbs, that's it.
#43 to #27 - anon
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
And you wonder why most of us don't have friends and more desire a girlfriend but can't get any.
#37 to #27 - anon
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
yes
#69 to #27 - rhiaanor
Reply -4
(06/27/2013) [-]
Is this how we treat people that dislike comments? All they want to do is have the freedom to dislike something and not be judged.

My god...
#30 to #1 - electrickwalrus ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
#29 to #1 - jimjimmerson
Reply +1
(06/27/2013) [-]
Please don't write a book.
#19 to #1 - foelkera
Reply +8
(06/27/2013) [-]
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."
#16 to #1 - rakaka
Reply +14
(06/27/2013) [-]
fj isn't really a place for soccer moms mmkaay
#23 to #1 - hybridxproject
Reply +14
(06/27/2013) [-]
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#2 to #1 - stubborndrek
Reply +214
(06/26/2013) [-]
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#65 to #2 - nsfwbrowserv
Reply +6
(06/27/2013) [-]
WE MUST MAKE THE THUMB UP RATIO EVEN WITH THE THUMB DOWN RATIO.
#114 to #65 - anon
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
I did it
#66 to #65 - anon
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
theres not two separate ratios you stupid cunt. its a thumb up to thumb down ratio. ******* retard
#68 to #66 - nsfwbrowserv
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
Oh sorry, I see I have to explain this to you in a very long statement, so that you can understand fully.

Let's say stubborndrek gets 132 positive thumbs, while ms anonymous gets 130 negative thumbs.

I think it would be pretty cool if we could have the ratio of stubborndrek's positive(P) thumbs and anonymous's negative(N) thumbs even, so that it would be 132(P):132(N)

Thus creating a perfect balance of thumbs.
#98 to #68 - likeabox
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
I made an balanced 160!
#11 - awesomeruben
Reply +150
(06/26/2013) [-]
#25 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
I read this as BWANER, i'm stupid
#126 to #11 - tieze
Reply +3
(06/27/2013) [-]
#63 to #11 - rotaryking
Reply +6
(06/27/2013) [-]
Kesha gave these out on one of her tours. Made me lol. She's a total nutcase
#28 - canadianguyeh
Reply +113
(06/27/2013) [-]
Atleast you got tips.
#139 to #28 - upunkpunk
Reply +5
(06/27/2013) [-]
#33 - toastersburnthings
Reply +62
(06/27/2013) [-]
#41 to #33 - anon
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
Money isn't made of paper, it's more like cloth.
#45 to #41 - toastersburnthings
Reply +18
(06/27/2013) [-]
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#145 to #41 - witzelsucht
Reply +3
(06/27/2013) [-]
if you really want to do that

Bills are made of a special wood pulp, from different fibers including paper, cotton, silk, and linen. It makes the ink on the bill difficult to erase in case somebody wants to reprint them as hundreds or something.
#144 to #33 - witzelsucht
Reply +2
(06/27/2013) [-]
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#128 to #33 - milthyfoustache
Reply +4
(06/27/2013) [-]
Oh yeah write it on a one dollar bill you cheap hipster ass clown!!!!!!
#75 to #33 - jdsalenger
Reply +5
(06/27/2013) [-]
It already has Novus Ordo Seculorum written on it.
#44 to #33 - SubjectThree
Reply +14
(06/27/2013) [-]
I am a jumble of code and I control yours.
#57 to #33 - innerpartylove
Reply +20
(06/27/2013) [-]
... this shouldn't be the way we live.
#8 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
Reply +53
(06/26/2013) [-]
I came across this one at work about a year ago.
#130 to #8 - animedudej
Reply -1
(06/27/2013) [-]
**animedudej rolled a random image posted in comment #3948420 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** mfw i have one dollar from when i visited 'MURICA
#10 to #8 - osimonmagus
Reply +6
(06/26/2013) [-]
Drinking my fathers beer was the worst thing I could have possibly done. Really, I could have killed my mom and he still wouldn't have been as pissed as the time me and my friends stole his beer.
I'm still a little black and blue and that was six years ago
#13 to #10 - sanguinesolitude
Reply +6
(06/27/2013) [-]
the talk with my dad went differently. he said "If you drink my beer, i will be angry and we will have some strong words. But if you drink my scotch, i will ******* kill you."
#17 to #13 - linktheherooftime
Reply +5
(06/27/2013) [-]
You don't **** with a man's scotch.
#18 to #17 - sanguinesolitude
Reply +4
(06/27/2013) [-]
and i never did. Of course because of this later he would often pour me a glass. Good times.
#42 - studbeefpile
Reply +42
(06/27/2013) [-]
#121 to #42 - coasterfreak
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
ill take 10 of them please
#137 to #121 - trevanman
Reply +1
(06/27/2013) [-]
ALL OF THESE! 10 BILLY MAYS BILLS FOR JUST 19,95.
BUT ORDER NOW AND I'LL THROW IN AN EXTRA DOZEN.
THAT'S RIGHT! BUY 10 NOW, GET AN ADDITIONAL 12 FOR FREE!
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE...
#24 - mrgoodlove
Reply +40
(06/27/2013) [-]
I hope it was worth the... wait
#39 to #32 - rabbitturd
Reply +5
(06/27/2013) [-]
I'm waiting to see after those several bad puns
#59 to #39 - huntergriff ONLINE
Reply +2
(06/27/2013) [-]
Well, the wait is over.
#21 - jugularj
Reply +37
(06/27/2013) [-]
I was recently tipped a dollar bill that had a **** ton of glitter on it. I can only assume that it was shoved up some stripper's ass. And Im not sure how I should feel about it.
#60 to #21 - huntergriff ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
roll it up and snort some cocaine out of it.
#22 to #21 - thatscrewedupkid
Reply +11
(06/27/2013) [-]
tooth fairy money
#3 - iamblastoise
Reply -29
(06/26/2013) [-]
Pretty sure no-one would take that bill since it's defaced currency.
#62 to #3 - tigersstripes
Reply +1
(06/27/2013) [-]
Nah, people write on money all the time and its still in circulation. Its just how we role here
#9 to #3 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
Reply +29
(06/26/2013) [-]
You're probably right. They should give it to me then. I'll safeguard it.
#15 to #9 - spaceshark
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]

HA