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You sneaky motherfucker

Anonymous (ID: / J)
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PWA HAHAHAH Him AHAHAHAH HAHAHA
that' s the worst thing we' wee?
My stew:
we me in subway
ssee cute girl
sshe' s probably i' m not great with
defining ages
suecide to know where she' s going
her a few train stops
suecide to try take something out tat her
backpack
ffirst siper :
mend cellphone
sidenote, why the **** weild sameone
keep their cellphone at the backpack and
not in a peeked‘?
baisically steal phone
the hell away.
hours past
trough contact list
scolling
i found your daughter' s cellphone in
the subway
Firebending be a whiteknight
Masked talk to her
i found your cellphone, anyway i can
get it back you? Maybe get a coffee er
mesh with you tee?
sshe awnsers with a waded out wet
hum mm... i did take a look at yeer
cell' s wallpaper and yee‘ re cute. Kinda
wanted see you in persin.
she agreed to date.
it worked.
a week later i ****** her.
crime is worth it.
i' m not a ******
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#30 - hoorayforshane (06/27/2013) [-]
"I'm not great with defining ages" just sounds like the pedophile's go to phrase.
#40 to #30 - jblackmetal (06/27/2013) [-]
MFW he didn't define his age and I thought he was going to end up being way older. was quite disappointed after though. WTF internet?
#31 to #30 - Yojimbo (06/27/2013) [-]
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#15 - sanguinemeows (06/27/2013) [-]
And I'm Hitler's son
And I'm Hitler's son
User avatar #28 to #15 - jizzmonster (06/27/2013) [-]
you're right . He probably is a ****** .
#2 - vaskaduzea (06/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - lucarioveethree (06/27/2013) [-]
You pulled all that off, and you didn't even attempt to hit on her mother afterwards?

Wow, what a beta.
#4 - MassDebate (06/26/2013) [-]
If only it were true.
If only it were true.
#32 to #4 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
huh huh 69 thumbs
User avatar #37 to #4 - brettyoke (06/27/2013) [-]
It would be SLIGHTLY plausible without his statement that he just up and left work and started following her.
User avatar #56 to #37 - nightroller (06/27/2013) [-]
I think he means a train subway...not the sandwich shop
#61 to #37 - vaporous (06/27/2013) [-]
I think it it would also be more plausible if he left out that hes "not a ****** ".
Like, who the **** else steals phones though?
#59 to #37 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
errr....
#20 - fizzor (06/27/2013) [-]
Complete 			********		, but a good story regardless.
Complete ******** , but a good story regardless.
User avatar #7 - outoftotalrange (06/27/2013) [-]
9/10 didn't give me cancer
User avatar #12 to #7 - xturboxx (06/27/2013) [-]
8/10, only whooping cough
#41 - scant (06/27/2013) [-]
#24 - minoschur (06/27/2013) [-]
Fascinating.
User avatar #60 to #50 - hentaisweetie (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah the font's different from regular 4chan.
#64 to #50 - alhemicar (06/27/2013) [-]
Why isn't everyone using this pic instead of that one?
#71 to #64 - shadecrenshaw (06/27/2013) [-]
********* do you even square?
#11 - gaminggenus (06/27/2013) [-]
You can't not be a 			******		.
You can't not be a ****** .
#26 to #11 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
You can not not be a ****** ?
User avatar #39 - fyaq (06/27/2013) [-]
2 lies
> you got laid
> you arent a ******
#17 - btlzpln ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
#23 - nightmaren (06/27/2013) [-]
What a smooth criminal
What a smooth criminal
User avatar #52 to #23 - hiddlestoner (06/27/2013) [-]
Who is this?
#70 to #52 - nightmaren (06/27/2013) [-]
Nathan, from Misfits
Nathan, from Misfits
User avatar #73 to #70 - hiddlestoner (06/28/2013) [-]
Thanks
#38 to #23 - fatalkill (06/27/2013) [-]
You got robbed by
You got called by
A Smooth Criminal
#48 to #38 - raigen (06/27/2013) [-]
I know you got her name... Was it Annie?

Annie are you okay? Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie?
#57 - freshtoker (06/27/2013) [-]
I was feeling good man until I found out it was fake.
#55 - themasterdocter (06/27/2013) [-]
How I pick up chicks.
How I pick up chicks.
#66 to #55 - argonianmaidohonor (06/27/2013) [-]
How I pick up guys
How I pick up guys
#67 to #66 - doodogger (06/27/2013) [-]
How I get the chicks to swoon.
How I get the chicks to swoon.
User avatar #14 - Omegashenron (06/27/2013) [-]
...Who asks someone out over the phone before meeting them I mean i would be weirded out. I can understand meet me in the coffee shop or something then it being a date u know? But wtf.
User avatar #16 to #14 - qpcugh (06/27/2013) [-]
he said he saw her in the wallpaper

he probably also went through the pics n such
+1
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User avatar #19 to #18 - qpcugh (06/27/2013) [-]
possibly, but he said who asks someone out over the phone.. and the guy asked her out, not the other way around
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User avatar #22 to #21 - qpcugh (06/27/2013) [-]
oh cheetos.. i feel stupid
User avatar #34 - Lintutu (06/27/2013) [-]
That is ******* creepy as hell
#58 - saladtongsofdeath (06/27/2013) [-]
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>be 27 yr old 5'2 mexican me living in a white neighborhood
>be walking into a blockbuster
>see hot milf checking out the chickflicks
>look around to see if she is by herself
> *******************
>stay one isle down to wait for my move
>didnt see an opening, she goes to check out
>follow her to the parking lot
>duck behind car to make sure she doesnt get into a car with a guy
>see she is by herself
>quietly walk towards her, parking lot was dark, sets off a romantic ambiance
>come up to her and call her shorty... shes taller than me but **** it, bitches love being called shorty
>tell her shes hot and tell her to give me her "stuff" (her phone number)
>she hands me her purse
>she says please dont... im still a virgin, just take whatever you want
>bitch wants me so bad, she thinks ill take her right then and there
>reach into her purse and pull out her cellphone and tell her to unlock it
>put my number in her cellphone and tell her not to call me past 9 because my parents get pissed
>ask her for a pen
>she says she doesnt have one
>i turn around to go back into blockbuster to get a pen so i can write down her number because i dont have a cellphone
> she runs into her car and peels off... bitch cant wait to call me
>mfw i just bagged a hot milf
User avatar #10 - funnyhillman (06/27/2013) [-]
i feel stupid i didnt know he left the subway, i thought he just moved a few seats away and both just sat on the subway for hours and he called while they were both still on the subway.
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