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Pitty date

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User avatar #4 - LeoBoon (06/26/2013) [-]
What you did with the title, I saw it.
User avatar #239 to #4 - mcroflskates (06/27/2013) [-]
A perfect title, imo. Adds to the joke without giving it away. We need more of that.
User avatar #163 to #4 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (06/27/2013) [-]
I only saw it because you made me look
#17 to #4 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh **** lol
User avatar #93 to #4 - potrsr (06/26/2013) [-]
i dont get it... explain please
User avatar #95 to #93 - oishiine (06/26/2013) [-]
He spelled "pity" with two "t"s so it'd be Pitty as in Brad Pitt
User avatar #96 to #95 - potrsr (06/26/2013) [-]
i figured it out as soon as i press reply... thanks anyway
#45 to #4 - nightdude (06/26/2013) [-]
I honestly wouldn't have noticed if not for this comment. I figured it was a typo
User avatar #62 - partialexposure (06/26/2013) [-]
I feel like the only one in this comments section who's town has produced no-one worthy of note, let alone my school
User avatar #63 to #62 - mylazy (06/26/2013) [-]
Nope. I live in a tiny town and have the same problem.
#202 to #63 - doctoryou (06/27/2013) [-]
my town has 300 people in it...
#140 to #63 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
most celebrities come from a small town. stop making excuses for not having a large tree trunk and grow some leaves
User avatar #145 to #140 - mylazy (06/27/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #70 to #62 - huehuehueone (06/26/2013) [-]
lol my school was in a movie but other than that we haven't done ****
User avatar #82 to #62 - Bradbull (06/26/2013) [-]
Even my school in the middle of no-where produced the writer of the Mr Men books.
#177 to #62 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
My old town produced Scott Joplin. Then again that was about 150 years ago, but they still love to brag about it.
#251 to #62 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Don't feel bad. My town is where Arnold Schwarzenegger hid his mistress and illegitimate child. That's all we've got that I know of.
User avatar #71 to #62 - theugandanhero (06/26/2013) [-]
Have you ever considered that note-worthy person to be yourself?
#44 - catpower (06/26/2013) [-]
chris hadfield went to my high school
chris hadfield went to my high school
#131 to #44 - wooyoungkim (06/27/2013) [-]
Sam Gagner went to mine
#139 to #131 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
lol you do realize anyone can look up a school's wikipedia page and it will list all the famous alumni. i can know your credit number but i'm not even going to try cause i'm not like that i guess
User avatar #143 to #139 - wooyoungkim (06/27/2013) [-]
Oh Jesus, I'm so scared Mr. Hacker
User avatar #142 to #139 - wooyoungkim (06/27/2013) [-]
Except he was in my class.
#144 to #142 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
now i know your age. even isn't it? i'm not even flipping them
User avatar #146 to #144 - wooyoungkim (06/27/2013) [-]
Awesome. Can't wait to get my credit card hacked for the first time!
#148 to #146 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
i said i could but i won't because i'm not like that. too bad your clouds are cloudy
#152 to #44 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
My friend went to school with Steve Nash
#211 to #44 - liamkneeson (06/27/2013) [-]
im related to chris hadfield
#258 to #44 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Eminem Went to the Rehab Near my house..
#48 to #44 - tehphire (06/26/2013) [-]
Patrick Roy went to mine!

Apparently he was a complete douche who already knew he was going to make the NHL so he skipped like all his classes.
User avatar #56 to #48 - Dialga **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
We had Patrick Stump from Fallout Boy. He was constantly picked on and came back to our school only once. Did some interview with the principal.
#68 to #48 - walkerjam (06/26/2013) [-]
Mats Sundin went to my elementary school.
#49 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Your dad went to college with TOM STILLWELL!!?? That's amazing!
User avatar #246 to #49 - jdistasio (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, he guy did pretty well too... I wonder if he still is.
User avatar #222 to #49 - shaneac (06/27/2013) [-]
No, you're missing the point, genius. He even has it pointed out, his cousin dated Paul Kratz, didn't he make it obvious enough?
#114 - thebritishguy (06/26/2013) [-]
I better tell you all those memories of those celebrities I met
#76 - dbrak (06/26/2013) [-]
Anne Hathwaway's parents met doing theater at my school.   
   
mfw I found out my high school conceived anne hathaway
Anne Hathwaway's parents met doing theater at my school.

mfw I found out my high school conceived anne hathaway
User avatar #78 to #76 - deathacker (06/26/2013) [-]
My cousin went to school with Anne Hathaway and couldn't stand her haha
User avatar #181 to #78 - nervaaurelius (06/27/2013) [-]
Why is that
#173 - patownslife (06/27/2013) [-]
Bill Murray actually went to my high school but no one will ever believe me
Loyola Academy
User avatar #309 to #173 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (07/28/2013) [-]
i believe you pat!
User avatar #5 - andyhuber (06/26/2013) [-]
tom cruise went to the high school i went too, around the same year as my dad

if i can find the yearbooks, could probably post his picture
User avatar #100 to #5 - LovegoodJuggalo (06/26/2013) [-]
My friend had some relation to her that also attended highschool with Tom Cruise.
#223 to #5 - umcsullivan (06/27/2013) [-]
Saint X?
User avatar #253 to #223 - andyhuber (06/27/2013) [-]
yes
#221 to #5 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
tom cruise aint even that old
your parents had you young
teenage pregnancy
broken condom
mistake

User avatar #259 to #221 - DroidToyiu (06/27/2013) [-]
Tom Cruise will be 51 in about a week. OP could be 30 and his parents still wouldn't have had him as teenagers.
User avatar #52 to #5 - andyhuber (06/26/2013) [-]
the yearbooks are in the attic, and my stepdads car is in the way to prevent me from getting into it,
User avatar #117 to #89 - undeadwill (06/26/2013) [-]
Just bear with him.
#8 to #5 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
we're waiting
User avatar #13 to #8 - weirdweir (06/26/2013) [-]
why are we waiting
User avatar #40 to #13 - pimpinpenguin (06/26/2013) [-]
waiting for him to deliver
#79 to #8 - CXJokerXD (06/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #116 to #79 - penismunchernohomo (06/26/2013) [-]
"#34 to #5 - usernamecannotload"
#124 to #8 - jaak (06/26/2013) [-]
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#307 to #124 - weirdweir (06/30/2013) [-]
i got my dog from Dog's Trust
i got my dog from Dog's Trust
User avatar #277 to #8 - tylereatschildren (06/27/2013) [-]
And we will be for the next two days...
#51 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Reggie Fils-Aime graduated from my high school.

Such a sweet fellow.
#85 - SuperHyperCrazy (06/26/2013) [-]
Eddie Van Halen went to high school (PHS) with my friend's mom
#53 - jacobomexicano (06/26/2013) [-]
Glorious Mizzou Master Race
User avatar #55 to #53 - Dialga **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
All that college ever got me was major nerve failure in my stomach. ******* Mark Twain dorms.
#60 to #53 - animedudej (06/26/2013) [-]
Haugaland VGS forever!
User avatar #133 to #53 - vanhohenheim (06/27/2013) [-]
Hell yeah. MIZ
#300 to #53 - spoogeyboi (06/27/2013) [-]
Heyyyy, hows those national championships doing my friend? Or that basketball team?
Heyyyy, hows those national championships doing my friend? Or that basketball team?
#72 to #53 - hairydawg (06/26/2013) [-]
Had fun welcoming you folks to the SEC.
#274 to #72 - thegreenmann (06/27/2013) [-]
HAHA!! thats where I attend school!
#281 to #274 - hairydawg (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, me too.
User avatar #282 to #281 - thegreenmann (06/27/2013) [-]
Polo Club apartments!! Well I'm home now for the summer. In Kennesaw. Small world..
User avatar #283 to #282 - hairydawg (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, I lived in River Club Apts. but I'm moving somewhere else next semester. Go Dawgs.
User avatar #306 to #283 - thegreenmann (06/27/2013) [-]
Dude I know some people who live there! I'm probably about to move out of Polo Club and move into the Lodge of Athens apts. Cheaper... We're going to start whipping Clemson's ass again starting August 31st!! Go Dawgs.
#165 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
I really hope Tom is still well.
#103 - sakine (06/26/2013) [-]
I think the closest that i know of, is that I went to elementary school with Cameron Monagham (Chad from Malcolm in the Middle). He was kinda friends with my brother. Then he got taken out when he got a role in The Music Man. I just looked him up online and he's actually been in quite a lot.
User avatar #292 to #103 - dishesaredone (06/27/2013) [-]
that kid is retarded
#293 to #292 - sakine (06/27/2013) [-]
it's the closest i got :/
#255 - budbrown (06/27/2013) [-]
Lt. Dan (Gary Sinise) went to my high school
User avatar #215 - teefa (06/27/2013) [-]
Heath Ledger went to my brothers school in Western Australia, he was older than him but he remembers him winning this drama thing.
#209 - dtanobo (06/27/2013) [-]
David Wenham, the guy that played faramir in LOTR and Dilios in 300 went to my high school. He revisited once to give a speech about acting and my school kissed his ass so much it was embarrassing.
#126 - ninjagladiator (06/26/2013) [-]
In Tyler We Trust.
User avatar #147 to #126 - brothergrimm (06/27/2013) [-]
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything"
#110 - josieabby (06/26/2013) [-]
I don't know of anyone famous that went to my high school, but I did sit at a table beside Val Kilmer at City Grille in Clinton, NC in 2003.  He was filming the hospital scenes for Stateside at Sampson Regional Medical Center.  (The hospital where I was born.  It's a small town.)  I was an extra for a crowd scene, but you don't see me in the movie.
I don't know of anyone famous that went to my high school, but I did sit at a table beside Val Kilmer at City Grille in Clinton, NC in 2003. He was filming the hospital scenes for Stateside at Sampson Regional Medical Center. (The hospital where I was born. It's a small town.) I was an extra for a crowd scene, but you don't see me in the movie.
#111 - jaemspls (06/26/2013) [-]
Kurt Cobain claimed he pissed in a bottle of champagne that belonged to my dad's band, Ride
#2 - tragicrhapsody ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
At least I live in Missouri
#12 to #2 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
At least I live in Kansas close enough to the border that I could drive 20 minutes to KCMO...
User avatar #301 to #12 - spoogeyboi (06/27/2013) [-]
I live in KCK. It sucks here. I've heard the Missouri side is MUCH worse.
User avatar #20 to #12 - tragicrhapsody ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
I live in a little town on the river close to KC, it's only 4 or 5 miles out
#228 to #2 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
i live in a small crappy town right in the middle of MO calledwarsaw i hate it
#59 to #2 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
It sucks here.
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