Bad luck it is.. . BEEM. i, litlle I IS I YEARS III Bill] HIGH. Or worse, if your child is anything like us
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User avatar #2 - anonrandom (06/26/2013) [-]
Or worse, if your child is anything like us
User avatar #26 to #2 - zombifier ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
nah, I moved out a month after i turned 18
#3 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
That's some wise words
#7 to #3 - mtandy (06/26/2013) [-]
Gotta respect Ghandi, he's one wise ************ .
#8 to #7 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
Ghandi thread?
#16 - runescapewasgood (06/26/2013) [-]
bad luck doesn't matter when you have swag
#5 - jeffyd (06/26/2013) [-]
Only 17.5 years left...
User avatar #42 to #5 - vycanismajoris (06/27/2013) [-]
You're a half year old?
#62 to #42 - zwartbr (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm guessing his kid is..
User avatar #64 to #62 - vycanismajoris (06/27/2013) [-]
It was a joke, but next time I'll make sure I'll put an image of retard face to make it extra clear.
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#20 to #5 - newfiefromhell **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#25 to #20 - pikininja (06/27/2013) [-]
That's actually really cute.
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#32 to #20 - chaoticlaw (06/27/2013) [-]
I wanna get married, but no kids. Unless she wants some, which she probably will.
User avatar #30 to #20 - rhiaanor (06/27/2013) [-]
That's good, chicks dig a family man. UNless that chick doesn't want kids then... well they probably don't give a **** .
User avatar #33 to #30 - theist (06/27/2013) [-]
In that case she is Robin and he is Ted
User avatar #39 to #20 - morganfreesloth (06/27/2013) [-]
I feel the same way but that makes me weird for some reason
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User avatar #68 to #20 - ifuhq (06/27/2013) [-]
I wanna get married and have 2 kids, at some point.
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User avatar #70 to #69 - ifuhq (06/27/2013) [-]
Not at the moment.
User avatar #66 to #20 - snakefire (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm 16 and I really want a son.
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#15 to #5 - snakefire (06/26/2013) [-]
Biologically speaking the goal in life for every lifeform is to reproduce

Congratulations, you win life. Stop complaining.

Prologue: Just make sure your "victory" doesn't turn out to be a blemish on the earth, raise it properly for everyones sake.
User avatar #63 to #15 - jeffyd (06/27/2013) [-]
So what you're saying is don't ever ever ever let the kid on this site.
User avatar #27 - JohnE (06/27/2013) [-]
Pretty douchey parent to break all ties with your kid as soon as they hit 18, though.
#1 - aserock (06/26/2013) [-]
MFW I have bad luck.
MFW I have bad luck.
User avatar #37 - wbrehmer (06/27/2013) [-]
But catching Herpes is a lifetime.
#17 - Rascal (06/26/2013) [-]
Not if they find out what the internet is, then it's 40+ years. Just.like.you.
User avatar #31 to #17 - IATESDABACON (06/27/2013) [-]
actually I'm only 18. ._.
#34 - iftheshoefits (06/27/2013) [-]
now I'm not a parent nor do a I soon plan to be but I do know how to work with little kids.  It pisses me off when I see a parent yell at a kid trying to get their attention or scream at them to shut up when they're crying. That 			****		 stays with them! It bugs me even more to see some people carry small children incorrectly like host them up by the arm or this one lady was holding a baby like a stuffed animal. You know, face out with you arm under the baby's while its legs are dangling witch would add pressure to there lungs or make their arms go numb.
now I'm not a parent nor do a I soon plan to be but I do know how to work with little kids. It pisses me off when I see a parent yell at a kid trying to get their attention or scream at them to shut up when they're crying. That **** stays with them! It bugs me even more to see some people carry small children incorrectly like host them up by the arm or this one lady was holding a baby like a stuffed animal. You know, face out with you arm under the baby's while its legs are dangling witch would add pressure to there lungs or make their arms go numb.
User avatar #45 to #34 - notannonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
Damn right it does. I rememeber when I was little, my dad would yell at me every time I made a sound louder than a fart, be it crying, banging something, whatever (I don't blame him though, tough times, he had to work a **** ton of hours, came home tired). Now it's really difficult for me to be "audible". For example, I just can't play a "loud" instrument with people near me. I just can't, I'm afraid they might be bothered by it, or get angry.
This constant yelling made me develop a fear of being scolded (? not sure if that's the right word), so I can't, say, go to a test I know I don't know **** about, without feeling anxious, or do **** that I think at the moment could "get me in trouble"


sorry english is not my first language
#65 to #45 - iftheshoefits (06/27/2013) [-]
yay I get to use this GIF   
   
i know how you feel bro. Though I wasn't yelled at a lot I was ignored because I was a very well behaved child amongst hoary ones
yay I get to use this GIF

i know how you feel bro. Though I wasn't yelled at a lot I was ignored because I was a very well behaved child amongst hoary ones
#38 - tropicalbonerfish (06/27/2013) [-]
mfw I dodged that bullet a few months ago
mfw I dodged that bullet a few months ago
#40 - leotjynx (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm getting myself "fixed" during college, because I don't want anything accidental to happen. If I ever want a kid I'm going to adopt one, because there are plenty of kids that need a family.
I'm getting myself "fixed" during college, because I don't want anything accidental to happen. If I ever want a kid I'm going to adopt one, because there are plenty of kids that need a family.
User avatar #43 to #40 - quantumlegend ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Now that you say it...
You'd even get to choose your kid, so you could go for a nice, smart one, or whatever you want instead of playing genetic bingo and maybe turning up with a ******* . Also you could skip the literal ******* years.
User avatar #44 to #43 - leotjynx (06/27/2013) [-]
That and it allows you to avoid the risk of a deformity or mental illnesss.

Also if I did have a child I would wnat a daughter simply because I'm accustomed to living with girls more than guys.
User avatar #50 to #40 - laelaps (06/27/2013) [-]
You sir, have the right idea. The only correction I would make, is I would probably freeze some of my sperm so that when I do want kids I son't have to adopt one from somebody else. I can still have my own genetic children
User avatar #23 - johnmassacre (06/27/2013) [-]
18 and 9 months*
User avatar #14 - originalanonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
The their are two way the first is adoption and that is hard work, the second is abortion but you will forever be judged.
#24 to #14 - Rascal (06/27/2013) [-]
Well u MADE YOUR REAL WIFE HAVE 2!! MADE HER THE LUTZ!!
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#52 to #48 - minoschur (06/27/2013) [-]
I dont think FJ will agree to be your personal army
#55 to #52 - bleeduntildeath (06/27/2013) [-]
yeah what this guy said, what are we 9gag?
#58 to #55 - cough ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Pretty much.
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#61 - bvsfang (06/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #60 - holycrapimacupcake (06/27/2013) [-]
Guys...the lightbulb is broken again!
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