I have found the solution to life. ._.. I have a facebook page and while looking for content I found this and wanted to spread the word.. pizza 'Ct shutout: III
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I have found the solution to life. ._.

 
I have found the solution to life. ._.. I have a facebook page and while looking for content I found this and wanted to spread the word.. pizza 'Ct shutout: III

I have a facebook page and while looking for content I found this and wanted to spread the word.

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1. test them and start playing we of these We games
2. if they start being a defray fella drop em
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dude that is genius
slew clappin' it out.
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#11 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #132 to #11 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (06/27/2013) [-]
reread it 4 times
so worth it
#43 to #11 - venompwns (06/26/2013) [-]
So I'm not the only one.
So I'm not the only one.
#41 to #11 - takaneuva (06/26/2013) [-]
This is how you tell a boy nobody likes him for the record
This is how you tell a boy nobody likes him for the record
#15 - ipostfunny (06/26/2013) [-]
What if they say, "Really?"
#110 to #15 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Just say "Yeah". It could be used two ways:
Yeah I do like you
Yeah I do like someone
User avatar #23 to #15 - braveblue ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Then you're ****** .
#25 to #23 - ipostfunny (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh well, who needs girlfriends, next gen is almost here
#26 to #25 - ipostfunny (06/26/2013) [-]
Just kidding, I'm so lonely
User avatar #45 to #15 - XZeenon (06/26/2013) [-]
You reply with, "Yeah", because you can still correct yourself later.
Let me give you an example.

"Do you like anyone?"
"Yeah, you."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"I don't feel the same way about you."
"What? I said, 'Yeah, you?', and yes, I really do like someone."

Tada.
User avatar #90 to #45 - toosexyforyou (06/26/2013) [-]
Okay, what if they respond with, "You like me?" after the "Yeah, you."
#98 to #90 - XZeenon (06/26/2013) [-]
Then.... you're ****** .
#52 to #45 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
ya because that's not aqward and totally gay..
#56 to #52 - XZeenon (06/26/2013) [-]
Shut up, Anon.
User avatar #136 to #52 - rhiaanor (06/27/2013) [-]
I don't see the problem with a lesbian
User avatar #5 - shadowm (06/26/2013) [-]
Or you just tell them. Us men are simple creatures, we don't take hints very well, just be blunt.
#36 to #5 - gisuar (06/26/2013) [-]
oh well i for myself think about anything that could possibly be a hint until she's pissed off because she doesn't get any signs back since i'm busy thinking
User avatar #42 to #5 - iamblastoise (06/26/2013) [-]
More true words have only been spoken once.
#55 to #5 - Penn (06/26/2013) [-]
Or you could, you know, tell him.
User avatar #135 to #5 - rhiaanor (06/27/2013) [-]
It's true i mean, if you give us a hint, we will just think about what it could mean for the next few days coming up with a ton of different conclusion before deciding "nah its nothing" Or you just don't pick it up. One of the two.
User avatar #138 to #135 - lolollo (06/27/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm fairly good with hints. I just like to play dumb back to **** with them. The only time I've ever hung up on the meaning of something is when they DON'T SAY ANYTHING BACK!
User avatar #209 to #5 - shadowm (06/27/2013) [-]
Holy ********* , I worked all morning and haven't been on...this is the most thumbs i've ever had...Also I just bought the deadpool game, but it it's hilarious and plays well
#7 to #5 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
like knives
User avatar #9 to #7 - jerichowatch (06/26/2013) [-]
Knives are sharp, not blunt. Try a mace instead
User avatar #14 to #5 - zlawliet ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
But up there you DO tell them. However, it includes a fool proof escape plan if left with negative results!
#28 to #5 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Munch on mammoth meat, ungaboonga
User avatar #21 to #5 - lolzordz (06/26/2013) [-]
shes afraid of getting rejected, its a different story
User avatar #34 to #21 - jarelk (06/26/2013) [-]
Actually, not really. Fear is a bad advisor. Live your life like you know no fear.

And more cliché motivational one-liners, but bottom line is that fear of rejection is not a good excuse.
User avatar #47 to #34 - lolzordz (06/26/2013) [-]
cant help but fear rejection... its not something you can just stop doing. and girls fear so much more than guys, the layers of their makeup reveal that much to me
#84 to #21 - bearpirate (06/26/2013) [-]
You've got to be pretty bottom of the barrel material to be rejected by a guy...
User avatar #12 to #5 - sandynipples (06/26/2013) [-]
Saying "Yeah you" to the question "Do you like anyone?" Is pretty straight up in my opinion.
User avatar #93 to #12 - meganinja ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
somebody once told me they wanted to kiss me. I was so dense I didn't get it until later.
User avatar #112 to #93 - zaxzwim (06/27/2013) [-]
but that's a straight up statement how did you not get that
User avatar #123 to #112 - meganinja ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
I thought they were being sarcastic or something. we were doing a play and they were talking about whether we should have a kissing scene and she was like "well the only person I would kiss is ____"

most of the reason is that she was a 8/10, which is normally out of my league so I didn't have any reason to believe she liked me.
User avatar #130 to #123 - zaxzwim (06/27/2013) [-]
fair enough
User avatar #131 to #130 - meganinja ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
to this day I don't see what she saw in me...
User avatar #86 to #12 - toosexyforyou (06/26/2013) [-]
You must be a woman.
User avatar #141 to #86 - sandynipples (06/27/2013) [-]
Does my name sound like the name of a man?
no
User avatar #156 to #141 - toosexyforyou (06/27/2013) [-]
Men have nipples.
#206 to #156 - atma (06/27/2013) [-]
But why?
But why?
User avatar #176 to #12 - burningsmurfs (06/27/2013) [-]
I'd agree for the most part but I bet half of the girls I know lately have no idea what a comma should be used for and it would just make a big mess of the whole thing.
#48 to #5 - loganhusted (06/26/2013) [-]
Blunt
Blunt
User avatar #35 - darkholocaust (06/26/2013) [-]
Maybe even text them saying "wanna bang?" and if they say yeah you caught em. If not, just correct yourself saying that you wanna hang.
#145 to #35 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Some people want a relationship, not sex.
User avatar #164 to #145 - mrpootkins (06/27/2013) [-]
Go home Flanders.
#53 - awesomenessdefined (06/26/2013) [-]
What does number 2 even mean? If the start being a dodgy fella drop em? What?    
   
And why would the ask "You like anyone?" in the middle of 20 questions?
What does number 2 even mean? If the start being a dodgy fella drop em? What?

And why would the ask "You like anyone?" in the middle of 20 questions?
User avatar #71 to #53 - YeYouKnoMe (06/26/2013) [-]
Well usually when you're playing with someone you like, you ask 1 question, they ask 1 question, thats the idea of this type of 20q, for both people to get to know each other more.
User avatar #72 to #71 - awesomenessdefined (06/26/2013) [-]
Isn't 20 questions that game when you think of something and the other person asks 20 yes-or-no questions until they get it?

The game you're describing sounds terrible.
User avatar #74 to #72 - YeYouKnoMe (06/26/2013) [-]
Well see you're not understanding the objective, if you know females they like when you take interest, so this is better advice for a guy than for a girl. Anyway, is getting a girlfriend not a pain in the ass in the first place? It's a lot of work but if she's worth it she's worth it.

Also, yes 20 questions is where you pick something and they ask to figure it out, but how in any way would that help you with learning your true sexes agenda? Do you see what I'm getting at? When you like someone you want to know more about them, and by doing this other version of 20q, it makes relationship building a lot easier.

P.S. This information may be invalid considering whores, sluts, bitches, straight stuck up hoes, and cunts. They'll all be interested in the game because they like that you take interest. Women are a complex species.
User avatar #76 to #74 - YeYouKnoMe (06/26/2013) [-]
Your opposite sexes true agenda*
User avatar #80 to #76 - awesomenessdefined (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh, I see. Same name got me confused.
User avatar #77 to #72 - neutralgray (06/26/2013) [-]
It is. He probably means to ask a question answer theirs back and so on and so forth. Should have been a bit more specific.
#75 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
mfw checking if it works in my language, and then it doesn't.
mfw checking if it works in my language, and then it doesn't.
#133 - imonaboatman (06/27/2013) [-]
Or just tell the guy. Seriously, we're clueless. I can't even tell you how many times I've found out a girl likes me when I honestly had no idea, and by then it's too late. You'd be surprised.
Or just tell the guy. Seriously, we're clueless. I can't even tell you how many times I've found out a girl likes me when I honestly had no idea, and by then it's too late. You'd be surprised.
#193 to #133 - slumberdonkey (06/27/2013) [-]
I can literally think of four times that that has happened to me. It may have happened more. I think I might be seriously bad at this.   
mfw
I can literally think of four times that that has happened to me. It may have happened more. I think I might be seriously bad at this.
mfw
#127 - theJENK (06/27/2013) [-]
I have a much simpler way:   
Find said boy, walk up to him, repeat after me: "Look, you don't have to say anything back, but I just want you to know that I like you and if you ever wanna hang out, here's my number, no pressure." then take your leave. Guys go nuts for girls who like them.
I have a much simpler way:
Find said boy, walk up to him, repeat after me: "Look, you don't have to say anything back, but I just want you to know that I like you and if you ever wanna hang out, here's my number, no pressure." then take your leave. Guys go nuts for girls who like them.
User avatar #146 to #127 - toastersburnthings (06/27/2013) [-]
I did that sort of thing to a girl I really liked on Friday. She still hasn't responded.
#147 to #146 - theJENK (06/27/2013) [-]
SHE A SCRUB AND YOU DESERVE BETTER
SHE A SCRUB AND YOU DESERVE BETTER
User avatar #150 to #147 - toastersburnthings (06/27/2013) [-]
DON'T YOU TALK **** ABOUT HER

I feel so horrible...
I had her number, I told her through text when I should have done it in person...
Hell, I should have done it in person months ago...
But god damnit, I'm just too beta for that and had to wait this long...
Even then it had to be indirect...

God damnit... if you're out there somewhere on this site, you know who I am and who you are. I'm sorry, for whatever I did to you by doing that. I can't begin to describe the pain that runs through me whenever I think about it.
#197 to #150 - slumberdonkey (06/27/2013) [-]
Listen man, i can assure you that there are other girls out there. I've been through it. Every song reminds you of her. Every girl you see you compare to her. It will pass. If she's not into it find another girl.   
<- Any girl who turns you down.
Listen man, i can assure you that there are other girls out there. I've been through it. Every song reminds you of her. Every girl you see you compare to her. It will pass. If she's not into it find another girl.
<- Any girl who turns you down.
User avatar #198 to #197 - toastersburnthings (06/27/2013) [-]
I know that feel, trust me, I've been there too. This is different. It feels the same, looks the same on paper but....something about her is different.
#199 to #198 - slumberdonkey (06/27/2013) [-]
Let me retract my last statement, then. If you honestly think she is the girl of your dreams, Go for it. Talk to her. Girls like a guy that is confident and persistent. Best of luck.   
   
P.S. I hope that one day you will be this happy.
Let me retract my last statement, then. If you honestly think she is the girl of your dreams, Go for it. Talk to her. Girls like a guy that is confident and persistent. Best of luck.

P.S. I hope that one day you will be this happy.
User avatar #202 to #199 - toastersburnthings (06/27/2013) [-]
Do you realize how much balls it took to hit send?
It took me 20 minutes, an overdose of painkiller, and shakiness that actually broke the chair I was sitting in, just to hit that button.
I need something to be confirmed to have gone right, or else I'm too beta to talk to her about anything even close to the subject in person
****
my
god damn
*************
life
User avatar #203 to #202 - slumberdonkey (06/27/2013) [-]
I've been there before. This girl, seriously. I really liked her, and at one point I asked her if she wanted to hang out via facebook. Pretty much same thing happened as I was sending the message. She made a bunch of excuses. I just realized that she wasn't worth my time and if she didn't reciprocate the feelings the relationship wouldn't go anywhere.

If she doesn't want to be with you at least you asked her. At least you know. You wouldn't spend the rest of your life wondering if she would have.
User avatar #163 to #150 - nsfwbrowserv (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm sure that girl will find you one comment out of a million and accept the apology. Even though there's really nothing you have to apologize for.
#165 to #163 - toastersburnthings (06/27/2013) [-]
For telling her so stupidly.
User avatar #166 to #165 - nsfwbrowserv (06/27/2013) [-]
But why would you apologize for that?
Did she SAY she wanted you to tell her in person?
If someone told me she liked me over a text then I'd just ask her to tell me in person herself (if it really mattered to me, which it doesn't that much except for the fact that it could be someone else).

Anyway, if you really wanna make up for it somehow then just go up to her in person and say something like "Hey, as I said, I really like you and I'd like you to give me a response to what I asked you earlier, even if it's no."
This way, your little guilt thing will go away and you won't have to wait on her response.
User avatar #168 to #166 - toastersburnthings (06/27/2013) [-]
God damnit internet
Stop tainting my view of her
I'm sure there has to be a good reason why she hasn't responded
Like, she died or something
Yeah, she just needs some time
I'm starting to cry
User avatar #169 to #168 - nsfwbrowserv (06/27/2013) [-]
I don't see how I'm tainting her, or why you are starting to cry.
I've simply pointed out a solution to your problems. If you want to get everything over with, then just ask her again but this time in person so she can't avoid giving you an answer.

There, now I'm done saying anything else.
User avatar #170 to #169 - toastersburnthings (06/27/2013) [-]
But I don't know where I can find her
My only contact is her number
That's it
Oh god I'm crying again
User avatar #172 to #170 - nsfwbrowserv (06/27/2013) [-]
What then why are you upset? If there's no other way to contact her then there's nothing you can do.
Call her or something?
Ask her to hang out?
If she's stopped talking to you completely, even after you try to contact her again then just assume it's a no.
User avatar #173 to #172 - toastersburnthings (06/27/2013) [-]
I did contact her again on Monday to ask if she was okay
She still didn't answer
I'm facing two options:
1-Something happened to her
2-She's giving me a shallow no
Trust me, if you knew anything about my life you'd know why I can't face either of those options
User avatar #175 to #173 - nsfwbrowserv (06/27/2013) [-]
She could be on vacation, she lost her phone, or has it turned off for a long period of time? Just wait a while and don't sweat it. Don't be too pushy about it, but still try to say hi every once in a while.

I don't know why anyone would give you a no by just not talking to you. I mean, what's the point of that? You could say no and stop talking to the person, and it wouldn't make any difference. Logically, it wouldn't make any sense for her to do that.

Of course, sometimes humans are weird. In the end, there's nothing you can do but follow the tides of fate. Either push on if you're super serious, or stop if you don't think it's worth it anymore.

I know I used to be in "love" with a girl who didn't give me a clear answer back, but I quickly found someone else to like and I moved on because love is simply an emotion that can be easily swayed given the right circumstances. Basically, your life isn't dependent on her and neither is your future, so she's unimportant.

I don't see why you can't face either of those options. Is there a group of assassins hired to kill you if you face one of them? If not then it shouldn't matter. Everything else other than your safety in life is trivial, at least that's how I look at things.

User avatar #178 to #175 - toastersburnthings (06/27/2013) [-]
Thanks, man. You've made me stop crying. I guess you're right, I need to wait. Gonna be hell with ADD and manic depression though.
On the downside, you've trivialized her and now my mind is conflicted and I've got a giant-ass headache. You are the bane of people like me everywhere. **** you.
Oh, also did you know that rainbows do have an edge and on rare occasions if you find it you may get to see it keep going full circle?

So to recap, nicely done, we hate you, and food for thought.

I'm crying again

So to recap
User avatar #184 to #178 - nsfwbrowserv (06/27/2013) [-]
Of course you'd hate someone like me.

I think only of logic, without emotion. I don't pursue love because I think love is idiotic and worthless. The only reason why I'd ever "love" someone is because I'm sadistic and need something to calm my desire. Sadly, due to my lack of emotional connection with people I have a tendency to fail when it comes to myself, but succeed when it comes to helping others (however, this is a common case of human nature).

On the bright side, I'm never like you. I never cry, and I never worry about any relationships. It may be a solitary path, but it's safe and satisfying.

Half has happy, never depressed. Dessert for you.
#187 to #184 - toastersburnthings (06/27/2013) [-]
If only I weren't a musician, maybe I could empathize with you and spare myself the pain for a minute or two   
Nope   
Here come the tears again
If only I weren't a musician, maybe I could empathize with you and spare myself the pain for a minute or two
Nope
Here come the tears again
User avatar #189 to #187 - nsfwbrowserv (06/27/2013) [-]
What does being a musician have to do with anything?
I'm a musician too. I've composed, sung, and played.
User avatar #190 to #189 - toastersburnthings (06/27/2013) [-]
Then you're not a true musician
You have to feel the music
User avatar #192 to #190 - nsfwbrowserv (06/27/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter if by your definition I'm a real musician or not.
If the music is good, then I win.
If it's bad then I lose.

The only time feeling the music matters is when other people are feeling your music, which means they probably like it and you win.
User avatar #196 to #192 - toastersburnthings (06/27/2013) [-]
That means they are listening to good music made by someone else using the technical aspects of it.
No...to really be a musician, you have to feel the music yourself, understand it.
My god, I've created a perfect metaphor for my life
You might not understand it
But I do
Thank you mysterious sadistic stranger
User avatar #200 to #196 - nsfwbrowserv (06/27/2013) [-]
You're welcome, I have to go now, I have other things to do.
User avatar #179 to #178 - toastersburnthings (06/27/2013) [-]
I think the comment editor made the end of mine kill.
Just more and more **** getting ****** up...
#37 - sisterblister (06/26/2013) [-]
am i the only one who gets mad when someone says lets play 20q and they do this i wanted to play this
User avatar #81 to #37 - flippytrixfordiner ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
what did it mean by 20q did it mean 20 quetions cause im retarted
#17 - silvertongueddevil (06/26/2013) [-]
Who still plays 20 questions.   
   
Also wasn't it 21 questions?
Who still plays 20 questions.

Also wasn't it 21 questions?
#134 to #17 - moxmortuus (06/27/2013) [-]
Probably going to sound stupid, but sauce?
Probably going to sound stupid, but sauce?
#139 to #134 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Silver Linings Playbook thingie
User avatar #18 to #17 - darkoblivion (06/26/2013) [-]
21 questions is a song not a game
User avatar #27 to #18 - BerryLicious (06/26/2013) [-]
It's also a game.
User avatar #29 to #27 - darkoblivion (06/26/2013) [-]
really? huh...
User avatar #30 to #29 - BerryLicious (06/26/2013) [-]
Well, over in England we play 21 Questions, which I assume is the same as 20 Questions, just with one more.
#104 to #30 - gardenmanly (06/27/2013) [-]
Damn English... always trying to one up the Americans
User avatar #212 to #104 - BerryLicious (06/27/2013) [-]
We could argue we're technically your parents... Now pipe down if you want that burritto
#117 - falconxmard (06/27/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Need Furry Comics **
#24 - wired (06/26/2013) [-]
But.... Imagine the face on the guy he'd be like oh jeez Can't tell if spelling mistake or being serious.
#137 - josieabby (06/27/2013) [-]
WANNA KISS AND STUFF?  I have Oreos.
WANNA KISS AND STUFF? I have Oreos.
#126 - pikininja (06/27/2013) [-]
Telling someone you like them through a text? How beta can you be?
Telling someone you like them through a text? How beta can you be?
#148 to #126 - toastersburnthings (06/27/2013) [-]
Stop making me feel bad.
Stop making me feel bad.
User avatar #160 to #148 - morganfreesloth (06/27/2013) [-]
I know how you feel. I find it almost impossible to tell a girl how i feel about her. Every time i try to the words just wont come out
#92 - hazellekat (06/26/2013) [-]
**hazellekat rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Godspeed ** how I tell someone I like them
#144 to #92 - dagreatmax (06/27/2013) [-]
This is the best way to do it. Trust me!
This is the best way to do it. Trust me!
#167 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Why don't you just tell them?
Simplicity is the fastest way.
Also the best way.

I dunno about other men, but I can't take hints for ******* **** .
#174 to #167 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
see comment #133
User avatar #115 - lolollo (06/27/2013) [-]
As a guy myself, you don't really need the last steps. If he's asking if you like someone, which also includes probing for a significant other, he likes you. He shuldn't repond negatively.

In fact, to anyone who's worried that they've never recieved the question, that's because it's actually pretty obvious what your intentions are if you ask someone if they like someone else. Our worry is you'll then get snarky and defensive.

"Do you like anyone?"
"Um *scoff* why? Do you?"

Actually, you're better off asking them if they like someone. Just think about it, as a guy, we're imprinted by society to shun "feelings sharing" stuff, which would include giving a crap about your love life if it doesn't include us. You, on the otherhand, have been i printed for the opposite. A much more foolproof plan is to get into a bout of 20 questions, get it to where you're asking the questions, and then eventually lay it on him.

It works out because it only ends one of two ways.
1. He says he likes you back.
2. He says that he has his eye on someone else (even if he doesn't. This will be his answer of "not you". Better than any snarky bit about "lol, no, why? Do you or something? *scoff*")

What this also does is give him the illusion that he's making the first move. After all, you were just curious about his love life...
#149 to #115 - iftheshoefits (06/27/2013) [-]
thx bro! totally using this   
   
well with my luck he'll most likely have a girlfriend but it's  worth a try
thx bro! totally using this

well with my luck he'll most likely have a girlfriend but it's worth a try
User avatar #70 - snakefire (06/26/2013) [-]
I read that as "How does one tell a boy that no-one likes him?"
User avatar #67 - girguy ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Ask, "Do you want a kiss?"

if they say no, pull a Hershey kiss out of your pocket and say "are you sure?"
User avatar #128 to #67 - pikininja (06/27/2013) [-]
This reminds me of the time I offered my boyfriend a Kiss and he smacked it out my hand because he wanted an actual kiss.
**** was funny.
User avatar #95 to #67 - whitcher (06/26/2013) [-]
So you're that creep who runs around with Hershey's kisses in their pockets all the time...
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