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The Joys of Marriage

The Joys of Marriage. This could be me someday... If I could get an GF (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻). i? k , lack at all Oh hook III how r. I - Ril - " " I batter keep HI: has.

This could be me someday...

If I could get an GF (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

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#23 - palindromia (06/26/2013) [-]
"tl;dr" reaction
#14 - greenstrongworld (06/26/2013) [-]
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#9 - harshy (06/26/2013) [-]
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#25 to #9 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
***** did I just catch you trying to read **** ?
SMACK
#24 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Why the **** do some men keep complaining about marriage? They're the ones proposing in the first ******* place.
#58 to #24 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Not always, and in most cases it's just socially mandatory to get married, just like how the guy usually is the one to ask the girl out.
#75 to #24 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
It's because feminism has changed marriage law into a horrible one sided proposition but still enforce the social expctation on men to get married or be shamed and labled a loser.
User avatar #42 to #24 - roflsaucer (06/26/2013) [-]
Product was not as advertised.
#46 to #42 - crimsondynamo (06/26/2013) [-]
What? All those years you should have spent with her before making the proposal wasn't long enough to get to know her? If you don't even care about the wedding let alone her, do you even deserve a pretty woman like her?
#50 to #46 - roflsaucer (06/26/2013) [-]
First off, what I said was a joke. I guess that slipped right by you.

Secondly, there's a thing called regret and things not being how you thought they would be. You might think "Oh this'll be great." and bam, a year later, you're thinking " **** this is terrible."

And third, sorry to break your ******* bubble but women file for divorce more often than men do.
#51 to #50 - crimsondynamo (06/26/2013) [-]
Well damn, kudos to you. I still stand by what I say though when it comes to decision making.
User avatar #52 to #51 - roflsaucer (06/26/2013) [-]
Well, to them it's probably a wonderful decision.

Women don't seem to think the same, however.
#53 to #52 - crimsondynamo (06/26/2013) [-]
I honestly think a lot of this thinking in women is our fault. We treated them like they're weak and are to be dependent on men pretty much throughout all history and cultures. So when they come off as "needy" or "overly emotional" I wonder if it's out of an almost sub concious fear that they because they are women, they will not survive in "man's world".
User avatar #56 to #53 - roflsaucer (06/26/2013) [-]
Well, yes and no. In past cultures where physical build and strength were more important, of course women would be singled out here, because let's face it, there's no getting around the fact that men are stronger than women.
While I can't really speak for being "overly emotional", being needy and dependent is entirely different, especially in today's world.

But, quite frankly, women are equal to men in pretty much all things but physical strength.
#60 to #56 - crimsondynamo (06/26/2013) [-]
True. Hopefully in the next couple of generations we'll be able to move past all this. It seems to be slowly moving that way now, I think some people are feeling threatened by it though.

I apologize for over reacting earlier. It's just frustrating watching people demean women and enforce the idea that we are above them. I feel as though we are building an illusion around us that all women are "selfish whores".
User avatar #62 to #60 - roflsaucer (06/26/2013) [-]
It's the fact that some of these "selfish whores" exist that ruin it for the rest. And it's not just with women, it's with any group.
Because of the ghetto black people, other black people get grouped in with them.
Because of the Christians who overreact and make everything have to do with God that it makes Religion look bad.
Because of the Islamic terrorists people think a large group of Muslims are terrorists.

The list goes on, the saying "One bad apple spoils the bunch." is entirely true.
#65 to #62 - crimsondynamo (06/26/2013) [-]
Yeah it's like me being gay, people think that I want to touch little boys or are attracted to every guy I see. Or because I'm Native; I drink and constantly blame the white man for all our problems.

I'm judging by your profile picture, you are white. You probably get blamed for causing everyones problems or are not allowed to make any racial joke without people overrating. Kind of like what I did lol.
User avatar #66 to #65 - roflsaucer (06/26/2013) [-]
The gay thing I think has more to do with lack of understanding than any kind of prejudice. I mean, how could a straight male understand an attraction to another male?

Issues of race are a bit similar. Not in the lack of understanding, but the fact that the other person is different. So when a black person sees a white person do something they don't like, they might think to themselves " ******* cracker" or something, when in fact they didn't like what they did, not what they are.
#69 to #66 - crimsondynamo (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm gay, but I can sill understand a straight man's attraction to a woman on an emotional level, not so much sexual. I think that's what you mean right? A straight man can't understand the sexual level between two men?
User avatar #71 to #69 - roflsaucer (06/27/2013) [-]
Yea, exactly.
#72 to #71 - crimsondynamo (06/27/2013) [-]
Ok cool. Well it's been good talking to you today. Sorry it got off to a rough start, but I think it turned out nice in the end. Thank you for sharing some of your views. I wish to add some of them to my own and hopefully use them to help better the world.
#55 to #53 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Internet fiiight.
#57 to #55 - crimsondynamo (06/26/2013) [-]
it's not anymore, I assure you. he proved me wrong and i declared him victor. Just figured i would share some philosophy. He seems like a bright person.
User avatar #82 to #46 - ninjastarthrow (06/27/2013) [-]
They act great until they hook you in, then they realize they no longer need to wear a mask.
User avatar #1 - ROFL (06/26/2013) [-]
How to get a girl?
Step 1. Act like you don't give a **** .
Step 2. Hang out, like a week or so.
Step 3. Tell her how you feel.
She says no? Well she was a stupid bitch anyway.
Repeat steps 1 to 3 on a next girl.
User avatar #32 to #1 - hotsaws (06/26/2013) [-]
After seeing what you think, I can tell you no sane woman would be stupid enough to say yes to that.
User avatar #16 to #1 - pivotmasterdm (06/26/2013) [-]
No, don't act like you don't give a **** .
You actually have to not give a **** .
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User avatar #41 to #18 - hitlersoneballsack (06/26/2013) [-]
use your fancy pants orange text on the womyns
#68 to #18 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
If you're using the word "friendzoned" in any serious context, that's probably why you fail.
#63 to #18 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
> tried the "act like I don't give a **** "
> was friendzoned with because I showed her too much attention
>when I pretended not to care she just stopped talking to me
> it's been over a year since we've had an actual conversation
>she's kinda a complete lying bitchslutwhorecunt anyway

?? ??? You ??? What ??? SHe ???

No really, as a guy I can honestly say that you suck on so many levels that DUDE. That's nasty
#3 to #1 - vegetatheprince (06/26/2013) [-]
he gets it.

You guys make a big fuss of it, which is why you fail. TBH, only snobby girls like guys swooning for them. Most think its weird. Be like the Fonz, be cool about it.
#44 to #3 - teranin ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Also, men have no business swooning. That word only makes sense in the context of women, or Final Fantasy IV
User avatar #7 to #1 - Kairyuka (06/26/2013) [-]
"act"
No. Stop. Don't "act". BE you.
User avatar #27 to #7 - applecopy (06/26/2013) [-]
that only works in movies
User avatar #88 to #27 - Kairyuka (06/27/2013) [-]
No it does not. If you find someone while acting, you're going to have to act for the rest of your life. I'd rather be alone then. Which I am not.
#21 to #7 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
So we must actually not give a **** ?
User avatar #64 to #21 - icecreamonnips (06/26/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #81 to #21 - rhiaanor ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
more like actually be confident rather than pretend to not care about her.. that where the whole friendzone ******** comes from.
User avatar #8 to #1 - charetarded (06/26/2013) [-]
if you act like someone you aren't there isn't really a point to it, as far as i see, but i guess it's like most things. work harder for something, get a better something.
User avatar #6 to #1 - parralax (06/26/2013) [-]
Here where I live, Heartland of Kentucky near central, it's either you have a four-wheeler and love dipping or you're getting the fat nympho who's ****** horses.

Or be like me and move the **** away when you graduate.
User avatar #4 to #1 - celestiasbeard (06/26/2013) [-]
That would work, in the early 60's. Now a days you have to take the chance of either being straight forward or risk being thought of as the gay best friend, which is like being told no with them meaning it unintentionally which just rubs salt all over the fresh wound.
#20 to #1 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
"I'm such a nice guy, I don't understand why I always get friendzoned!"
"Stupid bitch rejected me."

Big loss for her, huh? What a nice guy.
User avatar #10 to #1 - partnerintroll ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Except, you know, females are sentient human beings too.
#54 to #10 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
hahahahaha
User avatar #85 to #10 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/27/2013) [-]
Actually there are quite a few heartless bitches.
#26 to #1 - fractalius (06/26/2013) [-]
You don't act like you don't give a **** , you act like you're not intimidated. There's a huge difference no one seems to understand.

Going up to someone, making a half-assed witty remark then putting your hands in your pockets and not saying anything isn't "Not caring" it's "being an awkward unfunny **** "

Treat a girl exactly the same way as you treat your close friends, minus calling them ******* , and you'll get them to like you.

When you hang with your friends, you laugh, have a good time, you don't hang up on every word you say. Just enjoy yourself, and if you do, other people will enjoy you too.

How to get people to like you in 3 new steps:

1) Be down to do whatever people want. Never complain, anything is better than sitting alone at your computer.
2) Enjoy yourself, and be worry free. Talk to people, enjoy and utilize their company, because the minute they're gone, you're going to wish you could hang out with them more.
3) Don't spend time trying to think of the right words to say. A pickup line is okay in certain scenarios (The funny thing is pickup lines aren't really meant to "pick up" a girl, they're the perfect way to break the ice, as the girl will laugh, and probably blush from the compliment, then you just start talking normally) but you should always just try to talk about whatever the two of you want.
User avatar #33 to #26 - thehorrorthehorror (06/26/2013) [-]
Faved for "minus calling them ******* ", made me laugh like a ************
#36 - pewdieman (06/26/2013) [-]
HFW after the ceremony
HFW after the ceremony
#11 - englman (06/26/2013) [-]
Lost my 			****		 at "Jesus look at all those words.."
Lost my **** at "Jesus look at all those words.."
#38 - swedishviking (06/26/2013) [-]
His face when:
User avatar #45 - mookiez (06/26/2013) [-]
Does anyone know what the paper say?
#49 to #47 - mookiez (06/26/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Of course, why did I not see this!
#12 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Or maybe the guy was just more romantic than the girl.
#83 - DudeTRHS (06/27/2013) [-]
Thanks FJ for my first #1 front page. You guys are the best!
#86 - delimor (06/27/2013) [-]
her face when
her face when
#84 - gustaviaable (06/27/2013) [-]
Him after the ceremony
Him after the ceremony
#90 to #84 - pewdieman (11/17/2014) [-]
That's a good loop
#28 - delphine (06/26/2013) [-]
His face...
User avatar #30 to #28 - mylazy (06/26/2013) [-]
"Probably because she printed it in a crazy font she found on Pinterest"

To save everyone some time. Why the hell they decided to make the f look like that I do not know.
User avatar #37 to #30 - delphine (06/26/2013) [-]
I didn't realize the background would be clear. But that was my point-- she wrote it in a fancy font that he can't read. Joke failed.
User avatar #48 to #30 - amuro (06/26/2013) [-]
TY.
User avatar #80 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (06/27/2013) [-]
he prolly thought it sucked balls
User avatar #17 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
( ͡° ʖ ͡°)╯︵ ┻━┻)
User avatar #22 to #17 - ponieswererolled (06/26/2013) [-]
DONG SQUAD 420

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#5 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Little do we know that was actually a note telling her that her mother had died. He's just looking at a menu.
User avatar #15 - tyrannosauris (06/26/2013) [-]
hes checking for spelling errors
User avatar #19 to #15 - ANONpirate (06/26/2013) [-]
He's*
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