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#1 - ROFL
Reply +196
(06/26/2013) [-]
How to get a girl?
Step 1. Act like you don't give a ****.
Step 2. Hang out, like a week or so.
Step 3. Tell her how you feel.
She says no? Well she was a stupid bitch anyway.
Repeat steps 1 to 3 on a next girl.
#18 to #1 - imonaboatman
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#41 to #18 - hitlersoneballsack
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(06/26/2013) [-]
use your fancy pants orange text on the womyns
#68 to #18 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
If you're using the word "friendzoned" in any serious context, that's probably why you fail.
#63 to #18 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
> tried the "act like I don't give a ****"
> was friendzoned with because I showed her too much attention
>when I pretended not to care she just stopped talking to me
> it's been over a year since we've had an actual conversation
>she's kinda a complete lying bitchslutwhorecunt anyway

?? ??? You ??? What ??? SHe ???

No really, as a guy I can honestly say that you suck on so many levels that DUDE. That's nasty
#67 to #63 - imonaboatman
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(06/26/2013) [-]
What?
#16 to #1 - pivotmasterdm
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(06/26/2013) [-]
No, don't act like you don't give a ****.
You actually have to not give a ****.
#20 to #1 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
"I'm such a nice guy, I don't understand why I always get friendzoned!"
"Stupid bitch rejected me."

Big loss for her, huh? What a nice guy.
#32 to #1 - hotsaws
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(06/26/2013) [-]
After seeing what you think, I can tell you no sane woman would be stupid enough to say yes to that.
#8 to #1 - charetarded
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(06/26/2013) [-]
if you act like someone you aren't there isn't really a point to it, as far as i see, but i guess it's like most things. work harder for something, get a better something.
#3 to #1 - vegetatheprince
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(06/26/2013) [-]
he gets it.

You guys make a big fuss of it, which is why you fail. TBH, only snobby girls like guys swooning for them. Most think its weird. Be like the Fonz, be cool about it.
#44 to #3 - teranin ONLINE
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Also, men have no business swooning. That word only makes sense in the context of women, or Final Fantasy IV
#4 to #1 - celestiasbeard
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(06/26/2013) [-]
That would work, in the early 60's. Now a days you have to take the chance of either being straight forward or risk being thought of as the gay best friend, which is like being told no with them meaning it unintentionally which just rubs salt all over the fresh wound.
#2 to #1 - marsupilami
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(06/26/2013) [-]
#6 to #1 - parralax
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Here where I live, Heartland of Kentucky near central, it's either you have a four-wheeler and love dipping or you're getting the fat nympho who's ****** horses.

Or be like me and move the **** away when you graduate.
#7 to #1 - Kairyuka
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(06/26/2013) [-]
"act"
No. Stop. Don't "act". BE you.
#21 to #7 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(06/26/2013) [-]
So we must actually not give a ****?
#64 to #21 - icecreamonnips
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(06/26/2013) [-]
yes
#81 to #21 - rhiaanor
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(06/27/2013) [-]
more like actually be confident rather than pretend to not care about her.. that where the whole friendzone ******** comes from.
#27 to #7 - applecopy
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(06/26/2013) [-]
that only works in movies
#88 to #27 - Kairyuka
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(06/27/2013) [-]
No it does not. If you find someone while acting, you're going to have to act for the rest of your life. I'd rather be alone then. Which I am not.
#26 to #1 - fractalius
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(06/26/2013) [-]
You don't act like you don't give a ****, you act like you're not intimidated. There's a huge difference no one seems to understand.

Going up to someone, making a half-assed witty remark then putting your hands in your pockets and not saying anything isn't "Not caring" it's "being an awkward unfunny ****"

Treat a girl exactly the same way as you treat your close friends, minus calling them *******, and you'll get them to like you.

When you hang with your friends, you laugh, have a good time, you don't hang up on every word you say. Just enjoy yourself, and if you do, other people will enjoy you too.

How to get people to like you in 3 new steps:

1) Be down to do whatever people want. Never complain, anything is better than sitting alone at your computer.
2) Enjoy yourself, and be worry free. Talk to people, enjoy and utilize their company, because the minute they're gone, you're going to wish you could hang out with them more.
3) Don't spend time trying to think of the right words to say. A pickup line is okay in certain scenarios (The funny thing is pickup lines aren't really meant to "pick up" a girl, they're the perfect way to break the ice, as the girl will laugh, and probably blush from the compliment, then you just start talking normally) but you should always just try to talk about whatever the two of you want.
#33 to #26 - thehorrorthehorror
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Faved for "minus calling them *******", made me laugh like a ************
#10 to #1 - partnerintroll
Reply +49
(06/26/2013) [-]
Except, you know, females are sentient human beings too.
#85 to #10 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Actually there are quite a few heartless bitches.
#54 to #10 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
hahahahaha
#9 - harshy
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(06/26/2013) [-]
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#25 to #9 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
***** did I just catch you trying to read ****?
SMACK
#23 - palindromia
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(06/26/2013) [-]
"tl;dr" reaction
#14 - greenstrongworld
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(06/26/2013) [-]
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#15 - tyrannosauris
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(06/26/2013) [-]
hes checking for spelling errors
#34 to #15 - theugandanhero
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(06/26/2013) [-]
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#19 to #15 - ANONpirate ONLINE
Reply +52
(06/26/2013) [-]
He's*
#29 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I think this is the most common repost
#35 to #29 - zendir
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(06/26/2013) [-]
#31 to #29 - hopdiggity **User deleted account**
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#76 to #31 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
That's also a repost
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#61 - sirfisticuffs
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(06/26/2013) [-]
#45 - mookiez
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Does anyone know what the paper say?
#47 to #45 - amuro
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(06/26/2013) [-]
#49 to #47 - mookiez
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(06/26/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Of course, why did I not see this!
#28 - delphine
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(06/26/2013) [-]
His face...
#30 to #28 - mylazy
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(06/26/2013) [-]
"Probably because she printed it in a crazy font she found on Pinterest"

To save everyone some time. Why the hell they decided to make the f look like that I do not know.
#37 to #30 - delphine
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I didn't realize the background would be clear. But that was my point-- she wrote it in a fancy font that he can't read. Joke failed.
#48 to #30 - amuro
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(06/26/2013) [-]
TY.
#74 to #30 - sepheroth
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(06/27/2013) [-]
#36 - pewdieman
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(06/26/2013) [-]
HFW after the ceremony
HFW after the ceremony
#39 to #36 - josieabby
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(06/26/2013) [-]
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#89 to #39 - pewdieman
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