Michael Bay. :/. While working on the set of Armageddon, Ben Affleck asked director, Michael Bay, why NASA would bother sending an inexperienced drill crew into none
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While working on the set of Armageddon,
Ben Affleck asked director, Michael Bay, why
NASA would bother sending an inexperienced
drill crew into space when it would be easier
to teach astronauts how to drill.
Bay told him to shut up.
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Submitted: 06/26/2013
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User avatar #7 - pidgeon (06/26/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I like how Ben Affleck cares about attention to detail and actual story.

**** Michael Bay.
#11 - whyunofeellucky (06/26/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Mind you, Micheal Bay is a money grabbing cunt who has ruined one franchise and is about to ruin another.
#13 to #12 - whyunofeellucky (06/26/2013) [-]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Never watched the cartoons, but the movies are divine.
Micheal Bay is making them space turtles, Having a twilight fag play Donatello, a kid from hunger games as Raphael.
And Megan fox as April.
Ever see that south park episode where Steve Spielberg and George Lucas rape Indiana Jones? Pretty much that's how it it going to be.
#2 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Drilling is a complicated process, while being exploded into space isn't that mentally taxing for the people onboard except the pilot and whatnot, one or two guys teaching some guys how to put on a space suit wouldn't take as long as teaching someone how to drill.

But really though **** Ben Affleck.
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User avatar #30 - iamblastoise (06/26/2013) [-]
That'll do lightbulb... That'll do...
#46 - nymikemet ONLINE (06/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That's why Ben Affleck is a award winning director and Michael Bay is on the same level of Roland Emmerich and M. Night Shyamalan

He should of won best director but he did win best movie so it says something.
User avatar #78 - zapgod (06/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
because drilling isnt a science its an art
3rd generation driller been doing it all his life and he still hasn't had it all figured out

"they will make fine astronauts but they dont know jack about drilling"

one of my favorite movies!
#33 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
They didn't have time to train astronauts how to operate the drill as there was a giant meteor coming for earth? they got Bruce Willis as he was the most experienced with the drill which was being used, he chose the team he wanted to take and they let him and he was their only hope and wouldn't go if they didn't let him. They just taught the drill team basic astronaut skills as it was easier.
User avatar #37 to #34 - eddymolly (06/26/2013) [-]
Just a quick point, they didn't do any flying, all the actual astronaut part was done by 4 fully trained astronauts (2 per ship). The closest they got was moving fuel lines on the international space station, or maybe driving the space car.

(I like this film too much)
User avatar #1 - kittenfarts (06/26/2013) [+] (14 replies)
If only we all got the chance to tell Ben Affleck to shut up
User avatar #8 to #6 - Hreidmar (06/26/2013) [-]
Actors? Well... I can think of two movies where he acted really well, and that's Dogma and Good Will Hunting. As an actor, I really don't like Ben Affleck, but as a director... that's a whole other matter. I thought that his movies are excellent.
User avatar #68 - froggets (06/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Isn't Michael Bay's logic that explosions will cover every flaw a movie has?
Which would explain why his movies just gets more and more explosions
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User avatar #15 - bothemastaofall (06/26/2013) [-]
They sent astronauts and drillers. Also the drill was Bruce Willis's design and no one else could figure out how to use it in < 2 weeks
User avatar #96 - mrgoodlove (06/27/2013) [-]
I don't really like Ben Affleck
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#61 - pimpinpenguin (06/26/2013) [-]
mfw I read the light bulb
User avatar #60 - sweetnothings (06/26/2013) [-]
but... but i liked Armageddon....
#59 - trollop (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The lightbulb, so close.
#100 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
More fj being a bunch of huge faggots. Why am I not surprised?
#99 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
I don't give a **** about anyone's opinion of Michael Bay. 21 Jump Street was the ******* ****
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