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User avatar #9 - stimtheone (06/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Now just make one for men so we know where we went wrong.
User avatar #19 - maidenmk (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this is clearly written more for male readers than it is for female.
User avatar #39 - PedoBearsAcomin (06/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"pay attention to the clues he is giving you"
"you know what gets you off, tell him"
Seems a bit unfair haha
#139 - homicidalherpes (06/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What? I can agree with most of this, but if somebody isn't comfortable with being called a dirty slut during sex, you don't just tell them to get over it. Both should be on the same level, different people have different kinks.
#140 - nextgenmidgett (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stop posting things that will never be of any use to me.
stop posting things that will never be of any use to me.
User avatar #82 - shaybahm (06/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Maybe my fiance and I are weird, but we always cuddle and talk after sex. We actually discuss it what was good, what needed work, what we liked, etc. Its lead to us always having awesome sex. But like I said, maybe we're just weird.
#104 - jinapayne (06/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Cosmo Tip #2693: Tickle his prostate with an egg beater to ensure massive pleasure
#117 - elmerfarted (06/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I think I've done a damn good job. Even after we got pregnant, **** gets freakier then ever.
+16
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User avatar #164 - ferrettamer ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Well, why should women have to deal with their nails if we can give them bruises? Seriously, seems a bit hypocritical
#122 - demonicstphenson (06/26/2013) [-]
Just reading those now made me realize how brilliant my ex was in bed. Completely psycho but great in bed. Thanks a lot OP
User avatar #106 - proven (06/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Lost it at "accidentally kick a midget"
#195 - potatos ONLINE (06/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
So a giggle and a "no" from a girl is an invitation (even though she just said NO) to put it in her pooper, but girls are not allowed to INSERT ANYTHING in a guy if he has not stated beforehand that he likes it?
Seems fair!
#113 - killthemjuice (06/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
you can be 100% sure this was written by a man
you can be 100% sure this was written by a man
#100 - sandynipples (06/26/2013) [-]
I found a lot of this very helpful. Thanks OP. My boyfriend will thank you too.
I found a lot of this very helpful. Thanks OP. My boyfriend will thank you too.
User avatar #296 - ifuckinghatethis (06/26/2013) [-]
If a lady lets you put your dick in her the least you can do is cuddle her afterwards..
#239 - theJENK (06/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I think the guy who wrote this either a) has a really frigid wife and a failing marriage, or b) has been sleeping with far too many bimbos who are just clueless in general.    
   
Two people who truly, genuinely love each other don't need some whiny guide.
I think the guy who wrote this either a) has a really frigid wife and a failing marriage, or b) has been sleeping with far too many bimbos who are just clueless in general.

Two people who truly, genuinely love each other don't need some whiny guide.
User avatar #174 - usernamecannotload (06/26/2013) [-]
Is there one of these for men?
#3 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I hate any girl touching around my **** pipe. That includes the cheeks! And, I hate girls that touch my balls. Just not a selling point for me. You leave my Marmite motorway and my Christmas ornaments alone!
#115 to #3 - optimussum (06/26/2013) [-]
******* Marmite motorway
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