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#123 - originalanonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
Your backs a time portal.
#122 - Cambro ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
If there ever was a time machine created, it could only loop from one machine to the other. You cannot move father back in the past than the creation of time machines. However, when you loop back using Machine B, you are presenting matter (you) that was not there at the time the original machine (Machine A) was turned on. There were not two you's at time A by machine A, but there is now. Thus you have created a new timeline and have created a double. If you kill the original you, you don't change because your timeline has already been completed. He is just a double.
Because of the looping nature of time travel, you can only go backward. If you go backward, that means you have created a new timeline. Until you go backwards or someone contacts you who has come backwards, you may assume you are the original you. Because of this there are no time paradoxes unless you go backwards, act differently, and then expect things to repeat the same way. Remember, you are now in a new timeline. Unless you do everything exactly as was committed before your new timeline will diverge from the timeline you have in your memory.
This is the more scientific view of time travel as theorized by Einstein. If you want to see an awesome movie example, look up Primer. It is super low budget but it is accurate and very well done. Try to keep track of everything that's happening, you'll probably need to watch it twice. Its that good.
#126 to #122 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
The basic assumption here is that of a wormhole creating machine (see portal) not an actual time based vehicle (see tardis). Interestingly enough, if you were to travel back in time and kill yourself, the continuum loop paradox created would self decay in some form or another until it reset, most probably at the instance in which you killed the other you. A time paradox is unsustainable by any current know laws of physics and energy.
TLDR: if you went back in time and killed your younger self, you would not have ever entered any time loop in the first place, thus negating the suicide.
User avatar #128 to #126 - Cambro ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
False. I am arguing it is impossible to go back in time and and interrupt your timeline, you instead have just created a new one.
#130 to #128 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
Stop ruining my belief in time lords with your damn science
#125 to #122 - lolfire (06/26/2013) [-]
Well yeah... that is basically multi-verse theory.    
   
The only time travel capable in our universe is forward travel.
Well yeah... that is basically multi-verse theory.

The only time travel capable in our universe is forward travel.
#121 - rskamaka (06/26/2013) [-]
** ******** rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at MCSATANs. **

Kills his past self to not feel a thing. GENIUS!
#116 - lolchris (06/26/2013) [-]
What if you go back in the time and kick your dad's nuts the day they ****** to conceive you?
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User avatar #119 to #97 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
that was pretty much part of the plot in the tv show red dwarf

the main character turned out to be his own father/son
#100 to #97 - amuzen (06/26/2013) [-]
you would have to be sort of a whiny bitch to kill yourself after losing one of your multiple kids when you know that time travel is possible.
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#105 to #102 - amuzen (06/26/2013) [-]
no, travel back in time to before he disappeared and abduct him to your time so that he never disappears in the first place.
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#110 to #109 - amuzen (06/26/2013) [-]
unless... the reason he disappeared in the first place was because your future self abducted him to stop him from disappearing.
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User avatar #96 - edbanger (06/26/2013) [-]
Does your past self have down syndrome?
#95 - tragono **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
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#80 - hellboyx (06/26/2013) [-]
wat
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User avatar #72 to #67 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
You're on the wrong post, dude.
#79 to #72 - delivering (06/26/2013) [-]
FFFF-
User avatar #82 to #79 - cantfindausername ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
It happens.
User avatar #66 - falconxmard (06/26/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random comment #5006350 posted by poenitentia at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
What's your skype?
User avatar #74 to #66 - OsamaBinLadenz (06/26/2013) [-]
Boy, wouldn't you love to know?
User avatar #59 - kahandran (06/26/2013) [-]
I wanted friends in middle school. In high school, I got a lot of friends.
Now that I'm in college, I realize that having friends sucks so I just surf fj all day.
User avatar #58 - paradox (06/26/2013) [-]
this page is making my notification bar go nuts
User avatar #77 to #58 - OsamaBinLadenz (06/26/2013) [-]
Don't lie, you're gonna have fun with these comments.
User avatar #81 to #77 - paradox (06/26/2013) [-]
oh you can bet your sweet ass i am gonna have fun with these comments
#83 to #81 - OsamaBinLadenz (06/26/2013) [-]
Y-you called my ass sweet...
User avatar #43 - steamwhistler (06/26/2013) [-]
are you trying to tell us you got a sex change?
#30 - warlockrichard (06/26/2013) [-]
that's not a paradox
this is a paradox
User avatar #129 to #30 - elcreepo (06/26/2013) [-]
Hey they solved it.
#127 to #30 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
That is not a paradox.
A paradox is a statement or event that contradicts itself.
Your story is an event that could not have happened without its own happenstance.
In fact your story is the exact opposite of a paradox.
User avatar #75 to #30 - Thevaultboy (06/26/2013) [-]
Answer this question with 'yes' or 'no.'

Is your next answer going to be 'no'?
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User avatar #91 to #89 - Thevaultboy (06/26/2013) [-]
isupposeyouthoughtthatwasterriblyclever.jpg
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User avatar #78 to #75 - warlockrichard (06/26/2013) [-]
maybe
User avatar #60 to #30 - paradox (06/26/2013) [-]
bull **** thats an imposter. im the real paradox
#62 to #60 - markertemp (06/26/2013) [-]
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Wrong, sir.
User avatar #133 to #62 - Nightelfbane (07/02/2013) [-]
>random picture of david tennant
>that quote
>?????????????
>profit
User avatar #134 to #133 - markertemp (07/02/2013) [-]
Paradox.... pair'o'docs. That's two different actors who have played The Doctor. What is so random here?
User avatar #57 to #30 - markertemp (06/26/2013) [-]
Ow....... My head...... and my sanity......
User avatar #52 to #30 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
Sir, you deserve my thumb, and the idiot below deserves a kick in his arse.

good day to you, and nice paradox by the way
User avatar #44 to #30 - Blargosnarf (06/26/2013) [-]
Riiiiight, because after dying by fate of hotdog-ification he/she could totally live long enough to go back and turn him/herself into hotdogs.
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#42 to #30 - andthentheyfucked **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#84 to #42 - notstill (06/26/2013) [-]
Jane gave birth to herself after being impregnated by himself



I'd say that's a paradox


I'd also say you're a dumbass.
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User avatar #115 to #90 - pabloch (06/26/2013) [-]
The person you replied to said the content's not a paradox, but his image is.
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#132 to #131 - pabloch (06/27/2013) [-]
oh... alright then
User avatar #22 - tokazakime (06/26/2013) [-]
Pardon the stupid question, but if you kill your past self, wouldn't it create another timeline wherein in the original one you are still alive, and the second timeline your past self was ******** ?
#88 to #22 - tehphire (06/26/2013) [-]
Yes. Read Michael Crichton's Timeline.
#56 to #22 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
Yes, that is the branch theory.
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#20 - lotengo (06/26/2013) [-]
dear god OP. At least put yourself in that thing head first, save yourself a lot of pain
dear god OP. At least put yourself in that thing head first, save yourself a lot of pain
User avatar #34 to #20 - sanguinesolitude (06/26/2013) [-]
putting his past self in. Future self wont feel it
User avatar #103 to #34 - lotengo (06/26/2013) [-]
wel your still being a dick to your past self
User avatar #104 to #103 - sanguinesolitude (06/26/2013) [-]
yeah, but you are killing yourself... so i think that's intentional.
User avatar #64 to #34 - markertemp (06/26/2013) [-]
Some theories state that he'll feel it as he's fading away, because before he's completely erased from existence, he'll feel the pain from whatever damage the hot dog machine caused before killing his past self.
#69 to #64 - sanguinesolitude (06/26/2013) [-]
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that seems unlikely. I mean he might suddenly remember pain, but not sure how his future adult self would feel the pain of his dying child self.

either way backwards time travel freaks me out. Forward time travel master race.
User avatar #70 to #69 - markertemp (06/26/2013) [-]
If the pain was great enough, he may feel any scars that suddenly appeared.

Again, it's only one theory.
User avatar #71 to #70 - sanguinesolitude (06/26/2013) [-]
well if i wanted to die and had a time machine. i would go forward at least then you can see the future before you kill yourself. And if i really wanted to die, go die somewhen cool.
User avatar #73 to #71 - markertemp (06/26/2013) [-]
I don't think he wanted to die. Notice the "I don't even care." He was probably just hungry and bored.
User avatar #76 to #73 - sanguinesolitude (06/26/2013) [-]
bored doesnt mean you go back and prevent your present self from ever had existing. He clearly wants to never have been born. Which i suppose answers my own question.
User avatar #106 to #76 - lotengo (06/26/2013) [-]
maybe he did something at one point in time, and he wants to prevent it. So he goes back and kills himself before he does, what ever he was going to do.
User avatar #107 to #106 - sanguinesolitude (06/26/2013) [-]
no i think it would have to be him wanting to never have existed. Much easier ways of stopping yourself from doing something, like going back in time and saying "hey this is you from the future I know you were thinking of doing X don't ******* do it." Killing his younger self removes everything he has ever done from that point on from time, so he ceases to exist in the future. Its like a more complete form of suicide really.
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User avatar #120 to #19 - bagguhsleep (06/26/2013) [-]
Depends on the theory of time travel you're using.
#112 to #19 - clockworkphysicist (06/26/2013) [-]
Wait, if you exist in the future, couldn't you do whatever the 						****					 you want in the past regardless of any paradox?
Wait, if you exist in the future, couldn't you do whatever the **** you want in the past regardless of any paradox?
#68 to #19 - davidteninch (06/26/2013) [-]
I can fix that.
#53 to #19 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
Its not a paradox in direct-string or branch theory.

Direct: You went back, now you both cease to exist. Who killed past you? Future you that now doesn't exist. Examples: The movies "Looper" and "Back to the Future"

Branch: You created a new timeline, but now you have to live in this timeline as a new entity. Examples: Most other sifi shows such as Stargate and StarTrek
#40 to #19 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
We all know that would happen because a lot of us knows what paradoxes are, you don't have to explain what happens. We know, its also a comic so you don't have to say the obvios of what would have happend ******** .
User avatar #31 to #19 - timmywankenobi (06/26/2013) [-]
yay paradoxes !
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User avatar #33 to #28 - garymotherfingoak (06/26/2013) [-]
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN
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User avatar #94 to #46 - rainbowtacos (06/26/2013) [-]
Prevent others from time traveling.
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User avatar #27 to #25 - paradox (06/26/2013) [-]
i didnt kno i was a grandfather
User avatar #21 to #19 - dudeimlikeadude (06/26/2013) [-]
well it would have had to happen once but after that it wouldn't happen its like watching what he did but then after he did it time was rewritten and it never happened
#16 - monsterderp (06/26/2013) [-]
..........................huh?
..........................huh?
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