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#98 to #47 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
why is he called milk
User avatar #109 to #98 - granate ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
He is called MLK, Martin Luther King you idiot.
#4 - sinery (06/25/2013) [-]
What kind of sick **** would bother to first sleep a low level and then kill it?
#51 to #4 - furtehlulz (06/26/2013) [-]
maybe he wanted to ease the pain ... maybe he's actually a good guy
#29 to #4 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
<--- This guy.
#118 to #29 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #123 to #118 - kahandran (06/26/2013) [-]
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This guy.
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User avatar #70 to #4 - laspussy (06/26/2013) [-]
cause he was too poor to afford thunderbolt or any other non ghost move. So his only options for attacking were Dream Eater.
Assuming he only had moves from level up then he would most likely have the following.
Hypnosis
ConfuseRay
NightShade
Dream Eater

Night shade wouldn't hit normal types and confuse ray wouldn't kill them fast enough so he was forced to use dream eater.
#10 to #4 - iamphoenix (06/26/2013) [-]
Pain is my power.
I only know respite in the suffering of others.
#9 - kaeume (06/26/2013) [-]
#36 - ilikebuttsex (06/26/2013) [-]
i actually always catch a pidgey at the start of the game, I just love how majestic pidgeot looks
User avatar #115 to #36 - daentraya (06/26/2013) [-]
I like a grass starter and bird pokemon duo. Always seem to work out fine for me, altho the bird may fall a little bit short at the end of the game
User avatar #138 to #36 - bothemastaofall (06/26/2013) [-]
*fabulous
#104 to #36 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
I do the same in red blue and yellow.pidgeot is boss.
#125 to #36 - tonychingchong (06/26/2013) [-]
every generation had a majestic flying/normal bird


swellow is my favorite

#23 - goodnewseveryone (06/26/2013) [-]
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#54 to #23 - moggycore (06/26/2013) [-]
What game is this?
#80 to #54 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Battletoads
User avatar #65 to #54 - djtehunknown (06/26/2013) [-]
Bubsy 3D
#171 to #65 - moggycore (06/26/2013) [-]
No, but for real, is it from a pokemon game? Or show or something? Or just something made up?
#172 to #171 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Same battletoads anon, Oshawott and Genesect are both Gen V pokemon but the .gif isn't from a game, it's an animation done in Photoshop by some person on deviantart
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#173 to #172 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
**** i'm an anon.... [url deleted] (dot) com/art/Hyperbeam-351606200
#174 to #173 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
god dammit i'm an idiot and cannot post links correctly, search "genesect oshawott clip" first result
#175 to #174 - moggycore (06/26/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot man!
User avatar #39 to #23 - pentle (06/26/2013) [-]
Im very upset it didn't say the Attack Missed
#2 - pegasister (06/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 to #2 - ilovemyguns ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Funny part is they're all either released or forgotten.
#16 to #15 - mance (06/26/2013) [-]
I beg to differ.
User avatar #17 to #16 - ilovemyguns ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Then why the **** does he need to pokedex a charmander?
User avatar #68 to #17 - wersand (06/26/2013) [-]
They just did this so that the new generation of pokemon players would know about his. Do you remember your first time discovering Charmander. One of the best days of my life.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mance (06/26/2013) [-]
Showing Iris, Cilan, and N (and lets not forget the new viewers) charmander's info...?
#37 to #18 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Honestly regardles of when you start watching pokemon you should know what a charmander is or you simply arent a true fan of the franchise.
User avatar #44 to #37 - nefarian (06/26/2013) [-]
Who needs to be a true fan of the franchise to like watching it?
User avatar #22 to #16 - muchasmarcos (06/26/2013) [-]
Aand it hardly gets anny screen time.
I thought at least that he would use it to battle Reshiram but no
pikachu has to hog all the glory.
User avatar #178 to #22 - mance (06/28/2013) [-]
well there was a Pokemon mind-control system being used so... I don't think Ash could have used Charizard even if he wanted to (he did have him out but as soon as the mind-control became a threat, he had little choice but to return him). I mean, if Charizard got controlled by T.P., I don't think they would have even needed Reshiram to take over the world.
User avatar #180 to #178 - muchasmarcos (06/30/2013) [-]
Oh and the writers couldn't do just the old ass pull that they always do with pikachu and apply it to charizard?
User avatar #181 to #180 - mance (06/30/2013) [-]
That is true ._. but then again Pika's more a main character than Charizard, I hate to admiy.
User avatar #182 to #181 - mance (06/30/2013) [-]
gah, admit* screw you FJ for not letting me edit comments.
User avatar #21 to #16 - madzombiie ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
are the newer episodes worth watching?
User avatar #28 to #21 - kingrui ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
nope
#143 to #28 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
its equivalent to the worth of a genital wart that has been ripped off dipped in aids and deep fried in a vat of dead fetus juice.
#135 to #21 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
nu-uh
#59 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #73 to #59 - spanishninja (06/26/2013) [-]
When I first bought it, I played SoulSilver obsessively for weeks. I loved everything; the pokemon, the people, and the storyline. My beloved team consisted of Meganium, Espeon, Misdreavus, Ampharos, Vulpix, and Poliwhirl. I loved them all dearly, and thanks to my pokewalker, I leveled them all up easily. Another source of amusement for me was the pokegear. I loved that people you had met could ring you up and request a battle, or just rattle on about nothing. My favorite of the regular callers was, of course, the infamous Joey.

“Hey, you know my super-cool RATTATA? My RATTATA is different from regular RATTATA. It’s like my RATTATA is in the top percentage of all RATTATA, you know what I’m saying?” he’d always say.

Then, one day, he called me for a battle. Well this was new. He’d never asked for a rematch before. As I remembered, he only had his rattata. Suspecting that his rattata had maybe risen a few levels, I traveled back to where Joey stood.

“I’ve been waiting,” the text read. “wait until you see how much RATTATA has changed!”

The battle music started and the screen split. To my surprise, rattata had become a raticate! I couldn’t put my finger on it, but there was something different about its claws. They were yellowish and had a brick pattern, like they belonged to another pokemon, but at the time I didn’t give it much thought.
User avatar #74 to #73 - spanishninja (06/26/2013) [-]
As I expected, Joey’s Raticate had grown to level 30. I sent out Espeon. Raticate attacked first, and used dig. That was strange, I didn’t think raticate could learn dig. Anyway, it was no match for my Espeon, who creamed him with Psychic. Raticate fell with a scrambled cry that was different to how I remembered it, but again, I didn’t think much of it. The screen returned to the overworld.

“Oh, all right,” Joey’s text read. “But I won’t lose to you again! RATTATA will be stronger next time we meet!” and handed me an iron.
I giggled. Joey was still calling his Raticate a Rattata.

It was a few days later and I had beaten the final gym before the elite four. I was about to head into victory road when I got a call from Joey. He wanted to battle again. I thought it’d be some okay EXP, so I flew back to route 30 and talked to Joey.

The battle started and this time, I knew something was horribly wrong. Raticate was sporting an orange, fiery tail, like that of a Rapidash. In addition, the area around its new tail was a purplish-red color, like it was bruised or bleeding, and could see grotesque stitches holding the tail on. What had Joey done to it? It was like he’d sewn a Rapidash’s tail onto Raticate.

When the raticate used flamethrower, I realized with horror that that was exactly what he’d done. Raticate let out a scrambled noise. It sounded like it was in pain. ‘RATICATE was hurt!’ the text read. Raticate’s health went down by a quarter. Flamethrower didn’t affect the user, so I was confused until I realized that Raticate was not used to using fire attacks, and its body was being damaged by the foreign attack type.
User avatar #75 to #74 - spanishninja (06/26/2013) [-]
I didn’t want to hurt the raticate further, but I had to. I sent out Poliwhirl and used surf. It was super-effective, and raticate fainted. When we returned to the overworld, Joey said, “And yet another You need to login to view this link doubt about it - you’re tough! Being beaten this often actually feels good now! Still, I sure wish RATTATA was stronger!”

‘It’s a Raticate!” I screamed at the DS. “Stop calling it that! Stop hurting it!”

Joey, of course, didn’t hear me. Instead, he gave me an iron.

I promised myself that I would never battle Joey again, even if he called me. A couple of weeks passed, and I had entered the Kanto region. I had almost forgotten about Joey when I received his call, inviting me to battle. I ignored it and continued down route 5. After a few steps, however, he called me again. This time, when I picked up, I heard Raticate’s cry. “WhEre are YoU goIng? ROutE 30 iS the oTHer waY!”

I shrieked and threw my DS away from me. It clattered onto the floor and stayed there. Afraid I had broken it, I picked it up again after a few minutes. It hadn’t, so I continued playing. No matter where I tried to go, I would only go a few steps before Joey called me with the same freaky massage. I decided to face the music and battle him. Steeling myself for what I might see, I entered the battle.

Raticate had a pair of white-blue wings attached to his sides as well as the Rapidash tail. Maybe from a Pelipper. The area around where the wings were stitched on was horribly messy and red. Raticate went first and used Water Pulse. It hardly harmed my Misdreavus, but the words “RATICATE was hurt!’ flashed across the screen and took a third of its health. I took the rest with Psybeam.
User avatar #76 to #75 - spanishninja (06/26/2013) [-]
I got called back two more times during that month. And each time, the attacks it used (Electric Shock and Razor Leaf) would take off more of its health until I knew the next time we fought, I wouldn’t have to attack at all. When he did call me, I knew couldn’t escape so I just went along with it. By now, Raticate was so gory and full of stitches that I could hardly recognize it. I felt like crying. Raticate now wore an obi-like sash around its waist and its eyes were blue and had a purple-ish hue around them. I had no idea what new pokemon had died to disfigure the damned Raticate further, but I decided it didn’t matter. Raticate used Ice Beam. This did a surprising amount of damage to my Ampharos, but as I suspected, the damage Raticate took depleted its health bar completely.

Raticate let out an anguished yowl and disappeared from the screen. Expecting to see the words ‘RATICATE fainted,’ I was shocked and horrified to read the words ‘RATICATE has died!’ instead. I stared at the screen. Dead? Raticate can’t be dead. You can’t die in a pokemon game. That’s not how it worked. Joey said something different too. “RatTaTA? WhATs WrOnG?” When I tried talking to him again, nothing happened.
Thoroughly spooked, I left for Kanto again. I wanted nothing more than to forget this incident. I was convinced that I would never have to battle Joey again, his only pokemon having apparently…died.

I was wrong.

I was just about to enter Mt Silver when I got the call. I swore when I saw it was Joey. What more could he do with a dead Raticate? Knowing it was useless to ignore the call, I flew all the way back to where he stood. For some reason, his sprite had changed. I couldn’t see what it was because the sprite was too small. I also noticed that the trainer that used to stand next to Joey was nowhere to be seen. I talked to Joey. The text read, ‘I’Ve BeCoMe OnE WIth RATTATA aNd BEcomE MucH STrOnGeR! ArE YOu REadY?” The battle began.
User avatar #77 to #76 - spanishninja (06/26/2013) [-]
I almost threw up.

Joey, or what was left of him, stood in the place where his Raticate once stood. His hair was matted with blood and his face horribly disfigured by his new buckteeth, furry body, and mangled claws. The stitches holding his body together were badly sewed, and every time his nose twitched, a fresh drop of blood fell from the tip of his snout.

Joey had sewn the parts he had hacked off Raticate into himself. The image was so terrifying, so horrible, that I could barely look at him. Joey used Hyper Fang. The attack hit my Ampharos, but did ****-all damage. Joey’s health went down one fifth. It was my turn to attack. I used Thunder, hoping I’d get lucky on my first try. However, a textbox appeared on the screen. ‘AMPHAROS is too terrified to move!’ I cursed. Joey attacked again, this time with Crunch. This did a lot more damage; more than half of Ampharos’ health was gone now. Joey’s health depleted a little more. When I tried to attack, Ampharos was again too terrified to move. Hoping I could wait it out until he killed himself, I mashed the A button.

Joey used Crunch again. Ampharos’ health bar ran out and he fainted. I brought out Misdreavus so that it wouldn’t be affected by any normal moves. This turned out to be a good move, as Joey used Double-Edge.

‘MISDREAVUS was unaffected! JOEY was hurt!’

They was an ungodly cry as Joey fell from the screen.

‘JOEY has died!’

My player was sent back to the overworld. Joey’s mangle sprite was in front of me, Raticate features still visible. I realized that I was silently crying, my tears splattering onto the touchpad. In a state of shock, I stood there, not moving, for a full five minutes. I was unable to draw a coherent thought in my mind.
User avatar #78 to #77 - spanishninja (06/26/2013) [-]
Eventually, I brought my Ampharos to the pokemon centre. When the nurse gave him back, she said, “Whatever happened to this pokemon, don’t let it happen again.” From then on, Ampharos could never fight a Raticate again. He would always be too terrified to move.
I don’t know why a headed back to where Joey once stood. I just felt I had to do it. When I arrived, Joey was nowhere to be seen. In his place was an item. I picked it up.
User avatar #94 to #78 - blackhatguy (06/26/2013) [-]
It was an iron.
User avatar #105 to #94 - koinx (06/26/2013) [-]
I maybe slow but I don't get it...
User avatar #107 to #105 - blackhatguy (06/26/2013) [-]
Each time the trainer defeats Joey in the story, he gives him an iron.
#108 to #107 - koinx (06/26/2013) [-]
...I remember...
User avatar #110 to #108 - blackhatguy (06/26/2013) [-]
So when he came back to where Joey was, the item that he picked up was an iron, the final reward from Joey for defeating him once and for all. It's the last line of the story, I was completing it.
#156 to #110 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
2spooky4me
#82 to #78 - Antwnhs (06/26/2013) [-]
you love writing, don't you?
User avatar #101 to #82 - brawlerboi (06/26/2013) [-]
I think he just copied a creepypasta.
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User avatar #157 to #83 - furryflava (06/26/2013) [-]
#94
#126 to #78 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
huh... I guess joey really was a brooklyn furry... well played kaiba, well played.... oh **** wrong franchise
#84 to #78 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Whoa there, charles dickens...
User avatar #106 to #78 - smokekusheveryday (06/26/2013) [-]
THE ITEM WHAT WAS THE ITEM!!!!
#161 to #106 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
iron
User avatar #111 to #106 - blackhatguy (06/26/2013) [-]
I shall respectfully direct you to comment #94.
User avatar #164 to #111 - smokekusheveryday (06/26/2013) [-]

Thanks for the redirect
User avatar #100 to #78 - lotengo (06/26/2013) [-]
pretty cool story bro
#167 to #78 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
If you're going to try to be "spooky" at least make it believable.

this **** is just stupid.

"OMG reticat r ded"
"LOL joey am le spooky monster"
"Ooooh! SPooKY AlTeRnAtInG cAsE tExT"

Come on. I'm not 5 years old.
User avatar #170 to #167 - spanishninja (06/26/2013) [-]
Dear Anon,

1.- log in and make your posts like a man.
2.- if you dont like my comments, then go somewere else and stop raging and complaining under every comment i made so someone else could enjoy the story.
3.- Go **** yourself.

best regards.
Spanishninja.
#103 to #78 - smokekusheveryday (06/26/2013) [-]
im favoriting this post just because of you........ beautiful riveting tale chap!
#159 to #103 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Too bad its jut a ****** creepypasta.

You don't read much, do you?
User avatar #165 to #159 - smokekusheveryday (06/26/2013) [-]
anon gtfo noone gives a **** what you think
User avatar #166 to #165 - misticalz (06/26/2013) [-]
I do.

And don't be so pretentious about being a "Bookworm nerd Lol! XD"
#168 to #165 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
lol you mad.
read a book, dumbass.
User avatar #160 to #159 - smokekusheveryday (06/26/2013) [-]
I've read more books than you've ever looked at ...... it's called being a bookworm
#163 to #160 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Lol sure you have.
User avatar #92 to #78 - stripey (06/26/2013) [-]
A ******* cliffhanger?
User avatar #158 to #92 - furryflava (06/26/2013) [-]
#94
#102 to #78 - amuro (06/26/2013) [-]
Rattata with cordyseps aproves your creepypasta
User avatar #95 to #78 - dudenectar (06/26/2013) [-]
2spooky4me
User avatar #89 to #78 - articulate (06/26/2013) [-]
tl;dr?
#155 to #77 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
>Killing someone in a children's game

Seems legit.

You didn't even try, did you?
#153 to #76 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Ooooh, using the ridiculously overused "Change case for every letter." writing.
2spooky4me

What the hell do you people see in these?
#151 to #75 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Lame.
#152 to #74 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
>Raticate learning dig
>Code not behaving how it was coded

Immediate disbelief.

Better luck next time.
#162 to #73 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

Read here without the thumbwhoring.
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#62 - crispyfever (06/26/2013) [-]
Giovanni is always here for you
Giovanni is always here for you
User avatar #91 to #62 - muchasmarcos (06/26/2013) [-]
aaand brazers
User avatar #13 - weapsycho (06/26/2013) [-]
still playing gameboy color...for reasons, still can't have a gengar, no friends to trade it with...
#49 to #13 - furtehlulz (06/26/2013) [-]
i got one using the mew glitch, each trainer is designated a pokemon number and theres one near the mew trainer that gives gengar, you can get an early nidoqueen and kangaskan too ;)
User avatar #179 to #49 - weapsycho (06/28/2013) [-]
thanks! excited to be able to use a gengar!
#79 to #13 - jouten (06/26/2013) [-]
It could be worse
#99 - naruchu (06/26/2013) [-]
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#71 - spanishninja (06/26/2013) [-]
remembers me of this
User avatar #90 to #71 - muchasmarcos (06/26/2013) [-]
Should have gone to the patch of grass with the lvl 30 tangela.
#25 - jakols (06/26/2013) [-]
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#34 to #32 - jakols (06/26/2013) [-]
i have no idea why that pic got uploaded as a .gif.... twice...
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User avatar #6 - roflstorm (06/26/2013) [-]
I am now going to catch every wild pokemon i come across....
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User avatar #19 to #11 - raquelian (06/26/2013) [-]
that kinda sounded sexual
#8 to #6 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Said no one ever.
#140 - sippay (06/26/2013) [-]
After hours of training they finally did it
#148 to #140 - shmitty ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Pidgeotto never wanted to evolve?
#86 - inbardo (06/26/2013) [-]
**inbardo rolls 04**
#150 to #86 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
wow. roll for dubs and fail and you still get +20 thumbs.

God you people are ******* retarded.
#134 to #88 - lookathecomment (06/26/2013) [-]
**lookathecomment rolls 73**
#24 - themasterdocter (06/26/2013) [-]
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#72 - vileplume (06/26/2013) [-]
I'm sorry caterpie, I'm just not gonna catch you :\ weedle is my homeboy.
I'm sorry caterpie, I'm just not gonna catch you :\ weedle is my homeboy.
#113 to #72 - Furubatsu (06/26/2013) [-]
****		 that. I want a Butterfree!
**** that. I want a Butterfree!
#133 to #113 - madshatter (06/26/2013) [-]
When I was a kid i had the bye bye butterfree book. it was the first book ever to make me cry. it was my first feel
#145 to #72 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
>using beedrill when glorious butterfree master race exists
>any year
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