Awesome Inventions. i'll make more if you guys liked c:.. It's not for everyone. Awesome inventions jason mraz
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#29 - emergence **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#226 to #29 - danyrambo ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Usually you grate parmesan not mozzarella
Usually you grate parmesan not mozzarella
#104 - asftrooper (06/26/2013) [-]
It's not for everyone.
#2 - floppyturd (06/25/2013) [-]
pizza ! yay
pizza ! yay
User avatar #84 to #2 - sandez (06/26/2013) [-]
A joke like that years ago would have just been one of those corny jokes I might politely laugh at.

Due to years of exposure to the internet though all I can think about is CP
#224 to #45 - raheemshibaz (06/26/2013) [-]
ELLIE CMON.
ELLIE. SCOOTCH GODDAMMIT.
#16 - fireyvoidence (06/26/2013) [-]
Guys, the last one is obviously a levitating toothbrush. Not that hard to understand
Guys, the last one is obviously a levitating toothbrush. Not that hard to understand
#46 - incontinence (06/26/2013) [-]
Put the tardis as the door to a walk in wardrobe so its bigger on the inside.
User avatar #118 to #46 - froggets (06/26/2013) [-]
I was thinking about this, if I ever get the money to do something big, I´ll make a tardis as the door into my tv-room/gaming room If I still game at that age
User avatar #43 - justbeingcool (06/26/2013) [-]
That soap thing is grate
User avatar #26 - shashashanasha (06/26/2013) [-]
Just go to www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/ and they have like thousands of awesome knick knacks just like these you will look at for hours but never buy
User avatar #44 - stayoutofmyshed (06/26/2013) [-]
What faggot uses a fork for pizza? bare hands master race
#212 to #44 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Everyone and their mothers eat pizza with their hands. It takes true class to use utensils.
#36 - chubbisavior (06/26/2013) [-]
What's the ******* point in this?
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#161 to #36 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
what about the pizza cutter? who eats pizza with a fork
User avatar #191 to #36 - fortminorj (06/26/2013) [-]
instead of fitting your head in the sink to wash your mouth out of toothpaste
#207 to #36 - ilovegayponysex (06/26/2013) [-]
It acts as a water fountain-esque flow of water so it's easier to rinse when you're brushing.
#214 to #36 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
It's flying, retards.
#216 to #36 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Levitating toothbrushes
#223 to #36 - dragmar (06/26/2013) [-]
Are we just going to ignore the fact that the low pressure water is creating a spout that goes higher than the point where it originally falls?

We all know it is Photoshopped and that the brush is a 3D model, but still. They could at least try to replicated working physics.
#245 to #36 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
rinsing your mouth out after brushing
#54 to #36 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Instead of cupping your hand for water you can rinse your mouth out like your sink and toothbrush were a drinking fountain
User avatar #64 to #54 - uzerc (06/26/2013) [-]
Or just use a cup?
User avatar #69 to #36 - naroemcgarson (06/26/2013) [-]
That my friend is a tooth brush used to clean your teeth (water fountain for rinsing out your mouth)
User avatar #39 to #36 - kingoftheinterwebs (06/26/2013) [-]
So you can use it as a drinking fountain
User avatar #40 to #36 - natanhiel (06/26/2013) [-]
Because we can
User avatar #107 to #36 - averagesizedpenis (06/26/2013) [-]
Water fountain.
#125 to #36 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
it is to allow you to rinse your mouth out afterwards without sticking your face under the faucet
User avatar #48 to #36 - tylosaurus (06/26/2013) [-]
Seems appropiate for people with long hair.
My hair usually gets a bit wet when I learn in to drink..
User avatar #103 to #48 - zoidz (06/26/2013) [-]
Just make a cup with your hand and bring it to your face, that's what I do.
User avatar #133 to #48 - poisonlonewolf (06/26/2013) [-]
I feel your pain... .-.
#86 to #48 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
becuase you have faggy girl hair and look like a homo
#93 to #86 - tylosaurus (06/26/2013) [-]
It's funny that you have to post as anon.
#218 to #86 - carmichael (06/26/2013) [-]
OR the user is a girl with long hair
OR the user is a girl with long hair
#115 to #48 - semidemon ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
ever heard of a ponytail?
User avatar #122 to #115 - tylosaurus (06/26/2013) [-]
It's not long enough for a proper ponytail.
Ponytails aren't really good looking..
I brush my teeth before I fix my hair in the morning.
#135 to #122 - semidemon ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
well yeah, i tie my hair up when i brush my teeth, otherwise it usually down
User avatar #137 to #135 - tylosaurus (06/26/2013) [-]
Furthermore, I don't have anything to tie it with.
#144 to #137 - semidemon ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
well you said your hair isnt long enough anyway, so not really any point in figuring that one out
User avatar #149 to #144 - tylosaurus (06/26/2013) [-]
Well, I can make a ponytail.
Just not a proper looking one.
and I wouldn't want to put my hair up in a pony tail everytime I got to drink something or to brush my teeth.
#152 to #149 - semidemon ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
then go get yourself a hair tie
just the brushing part, i think you are able to drink something without wetting your hair...
User avatar #158 to #152 - tylosaurus (06/26/2013) [-]
I'm a boy and I don't set up my hair with that.
I just try to hold it back while drinking.
Sometimes a bit hard with a toothbrush in your other hand though.
#164 to #158 - semidemon ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
"I'm a boy and I don't set up my hair with that. " eh?

are you telling me that you somehow manage to get your hair wet while drinking from a cup?
User avatar #169 to #164 - tylosaurus (06/26/2013) [-]
From the faucet.
You don't know you can drink from a faucet?
User avatar #240 to #169 - ghettograndpa (06/26/2013) [-]
I mean, yeah, it's not like you have 2 hands to hold your hair with
User avatar #246 to #240 - tylosaurus (06/26/2013) [-]
I mean yeah, it's not like you can read.
#173 to #169 - semidemon ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
i see, then just hold you hair back with your hand when you drink, and tie it when you brush your teeth, and fix it up after youre done with teeth

we dont have a lot of faucets here, thats why it didnt even cross my mind
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User avatar #163 to #121 - shockstorm (06/26/2013) [-]
She's practicing fisting.
#162 - kaboomz (06/26/2013) [-]
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the piggies one
#87 - rubanio (06/26/2013) [-]
He's seen some **** ...
#111 to #87 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
I need these USB-pigs right now.
#62 - killasmasha (06/26/2013) [-]
Guys.. Guys.. That last picture. Is that a ******* hovering toothbrush?!?!
#41 - butiloveu (06/26/2013) [-]
A fork with a pizza cutter?
True mans eat pizza with his bare hands.
It's only allowed to cut it before .
User avatar #53 to #41 - zakaizer (06/26/2013) [-]
I've always eaten it with an knife and fork, like every other meal
#55 to #53 - butiloveu (06/26/2013) [-]
You rich bastard!

excuse me for my language
User avatar #56 to #55 - zakaizer (06/26/2013) [-]
Quite all right, and it's actually common practice in England, especially when you have your parents drilling it in your brain for about 17 years
#57 to #56 - butiloveu (06/26/2013) [-]
You can consider yourself lucky, thats how Russians teach there sons to eat.

In case of capitalism breakout...
User avatar #58 to #57 - zakaizer (06/26/2013) [-]
Everything I can understand in that photo, except the stapler, in what possible scenario would you ever need a stapler with two guns and a knife?
#61 to #58 - butiloveu (06/26/2013) [-]
So your parents drilled eating manners in your brain, but not the truth.   
Thats sad     
   
But you will learn very soon, why everyone should have this items with themselves.   
For today just forget about it.
So your parents drilled eating manners in your brain, but not the truth.
Thats sad

But you will learn very soon, why everyone should have this items with themselves.
For today just forget about it.
#63 to #61 - zakaizer (06/26/2013) [-]
Okay, what have I just gotten myself into... WHY WILL I EVER NEED A STAPLER?
Okay, what have I just gotten myself into... WHY WILL I EVER NEED A STAPLER?
#81 to #63 - blandknight (06/26/2013) [-]
for hanging communist propaganda posters of course
User avatar #178 to #53 - srapture (06/26/2013) [-]
Well then, you a posh-ass ************ . I've had to eat pizza like a big cookie before when my pizza cutter and knives were all in the dishwasher, because it's not quite worth the effort to clean them until there's none left.
#106 - chthulhu (06/26/2013) [-]
Nintendo already made the first one, without smartphone requirement.
#109 to #106 - specialone (06/26/2013) [-]
Sony made it 10 years ago.
#112 to #110 - specialone (06/26/2013) [-]
You win this round you cursed sea monster.
#213 - gadorian (06/26/2013) [-]
fixed*
User avatar #174 - rel (06/26/2013) [-]
If you eat your pizza with a knife and fork, I have no respect for you.
#88 - boykokar (06/26/2013) [-]
Instead of grating your soap, there's an awesome new invention called liquid soap.
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User avatar #219 - aerosmithabc (06/26/2013) [-]
Who the **** eats pizza with a fork?
#175 - bighairybacon (06/26/2013) [-]
I have the alarm clock, it's an annoying piece of 			****		 that doesn't work.
I have the alarm clock, it's an annoying piece of **** that doesn't work.
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