Jesus. . An Australian was kicked nut er a televised darts match in England because er fears his appearance could distract the players after the crowd started c Jesus An Australian was kicked nut er a televised darts match in England because fears his appearance could distract the players after crowd started c
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#32 - anunamoose
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I see the resemblance.
#47 to #32 - luquaz
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#46 to #32 - therealluffa
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If this doesn't make top comment I will be severely disappointed.
If this doesn't make top comment I will be severely disappointed.
#2 - Hightower
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(06/25/2013) [-]
He looks nothing like Jesus...
User avatar #4 to #2 - YeYouKnoMe
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How did you come up with that name? My friends last name IS Hightower...
#27 to #4 - Hightower
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I'm huge, and while I was in the MArines, one of my DI's said something about me being the size of Bubba Smith, Hightower from the Police Academy movies. The name stuck with me throughout service and followed me home.
#20 to #4 - planetofthehomoes
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User avatar #5 to #4 - thatotaku
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Maybe it's your friend.
User avatar #7 to #5 - YeYouKnoMe
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No he's in his late 20's or 30's so no matter what he's either to old to be my friend or to young to be his dad.
#28 to #7 - Hightower
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I'm 33...
User avatar #8 to #7 - thatotaku
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Some people lie about their age, I just selected a random birthdate.
User avatar #9 to #8 - YeYouKnoMe
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His profile is private, I saw one of his previous posts saying he was a teenager in the 90's, I was born in 94...
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User avatar #10 to #4 - dtcdannyboy
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Steve Harvey show? Professor Hightower perhaps? Otherwise, it is a pretty common name.
#13 to #2 - schnizel
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#29 to #2 - swagloon
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#12 to #2 - ilovethepenis
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This is what he most likely looked like.
User avatar #19 to #12 - iridium
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My God he looks like he came out of the Oblivion character creator.
User avatar #31 to #19 - europe
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It's you! It really is you! The hero of Kvatch!
User avatar #24 - Kaii
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.. "chanting 'Jesus' at him, due to him looking like 'Jesus'"

Thanks for that, I thought they were chanting 'Jesus' at him because he looked like a Mexican dude.
#14 - ShockedNazi
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User avatar #16 - jimjimmerson
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That man is ginger... Jesus wasn't a ginger
#17 to #16 - anon id: 139f0361
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How do you know?
User avatar #18 to #17 - jimjimmerson
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How many ginger Israelis have you seen?
#21 to #18 - Cyrogen
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The ginger may have been from his father's side of the family.
User avatar #22 to #21 - jimjimmerson
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Jesus can't be ginger because he said "I commend my spirit" and everyone knows gingers don't have souls. Science!
#23 to #22 - Cyrogen
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It may have been a loaner, his family collects these things.
#33 to #16 - anon id: 2d9ccd83
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He also didn't exist *awaits a storm of red thumbs*
#34 to #33 - penismunchernohomo
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Haha, anon thinks everyone is Christian.
#40 to #33 - jimjimmerson
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Jesus of Nazareth is documented in history as having existed.
#54 to #40 - penismunchernohomo
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Jesus also works at my local McDonald's!
User avatar #37 to #33 - newforomador
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Wrong, Jesus did exist, and he did start Christianity. The question is whether or not he was really the son of God.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jimjimmerson
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The Apostles started Christianity. Jesus was a JEW.
User avatar #41 to #38 - newforomador
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Whichever, you know what I meant.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jimjimmerson
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No, they are different beliefs one based upon the other's principals. Jesus did not follow Jesus... that doesn't make sense.
User avatar #43 to #42 - newforomador
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You're just nitpicking right now. He was the reason Christianity started, he started Christianity. Small difference that few people would really care about.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jimjimmerson
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Gene Roddenberry is the reason Star Trek started, Star Trek fans stgarted following it. I get what you're saying. You're just saying it wrong.
#52 to #33 - draezeth
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#48 - inflatablewalrus
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for those unfamiliar with english darts culture, everyone at darts is totally ******* smashed out of their mind, anyone with a beard like that is obviously instantly jesus after 10 pints
User avatar #50 to #48 - shedrule
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the since whitlock has a bigger, better beard does that mean wizards are better than jesus



User avatar #51 to #50 - inflatablewalrus
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whitlock is good because he has a beard and a ponytail. he's no ted hankey though
User avatar #25 - bboyman
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so let me get this straight, a man was minding his own business, at a place where im positive you have to pay to get in, and they kicked him out because people were calling him names?
thats just not fair
#45 - payseht
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At least they weren't chanting "******"
#39 - olmesy
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No he doesn't look a thing like Jesus!
User avatar #49 to #39 - Tenxseiga
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But he walks like a gentleman, talks like a gentleman, when you were youuuuuuuuung.

And sometimes youu close your eyes and see where you used to live......
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