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Ill, _otep can walk you through this. The
man you saw made a critical mistake. ‘fee want to spread the
butter away from you, towards the beleave head of the mast.
Take it slow at first, and try to keep between spreads.
Anything over that and you risk an abrasion en the bread.
When I first started, I wore turtlenecks (always an option). New
I' m laying butts with the best of them. Dent rush it, and happy
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#8 - liftplus ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 to #43 - brettyoke (06/26/2013) [-]
I think it's kind of like when Funnyjunkers like rage inducing stupidity when it gets posted. It's not really funny, but it makes you made and completes its goal.
#71 to #42 - ylegrand (06/26/2013) [-]
You don't?
User avatar #76 to #75 - isopodic (06/26/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #77 to #76 - maxismahname (06/26/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
#9 - John Cena (06/26/2013) [-]
witness something terrible?
better make a Facebook status about it asap
#61 to #9 - John Cena (06/26/2013) [-]
See someone on fb who's witnessed something terrible and may be in shock.
Better take the piss.
User avatar #69 to #9 - memeinmycoffee (06/26/2013) [-]
Yes, naturally. I can say unsarcastically that that's a completely reasonable thing to do. Isn't the point of social networks to share interesting things that happened.
User avatar #40 to #9 - dubii (06/26/2013) [-]
I once had a friend cracking his head open and the first thing he did was post it on facebook.
#13 - Nihatclodra (06/26/2013) [-]
I'm amazed nobody's posted this gif yet...
I'm amazed nobody's posted this gif yet...
User avatar #17 to #13 - theunlimited (06/26/2013) [-]
You must share the sauce brother. I beseecheth thee.
User avatar #22 to #17 - anonymousbrony (06/26/2013) [-]
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
User avatar #14 to #13 - jacencaedus (06/26/2013) [-]
what anime is this?
#15 to #14 - John Cena (06/26/2013) [-]
clearly a good one
User avatar #21 to #14 - anonymousbrony (06/26/2013) [-]
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
User avatar #23 to #21 - jacencaedus (06/26/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #24 to #23 - anonymousbrony (06/26/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#51 to #13 - imthecook (06/26/2013) [-]
o wait...
#67 to #13 - John Cena (06/26/2013) [-]
you know i kind of want to watch this anime but at the same time all i can think of is ******* NOPE
User avatar #78 to #67 - darkangeloffire (06/26/2013) [-]
Higurashi: When They Cry.

Have fun.
User avatar #29 to #13 - thechosentroll (06/26/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain that isn't physiologically possible.
#33 to #13 - bakakinji (06/26/2013) [-]
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#60 - kotos (06/26/2013) [-]
I don't see the problem.
User avatar #28 - cowisbeast (06/26/2013) [-]
not even remotely funny
#32 - HayleyWilliams (06/26/2013) [-]
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#59 - John Cena (06/26/2013) [-]
....she should buy a lottery ticket with that kinda luck....
#19 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #35 to #19 - octaviano (06/26/2013) [-]
Buuutter.
Mosquitoast.
#1 - tampondickshit (06/25/2013) [-]
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
#10 to #1 - John Cena (06/26/2013) [-]
******* Whovians. Every. Single. ******* . Comment. On FJ. Has ******* Doctor Who **** in it now. You and your entire kind are the cancer of this website, and the internet in general. You goddamn Whovians are worse than Bronies now. You have made me hate a show that I would have never even heard of if not for you stupid British fanboys. I hope you're all ******* proud of yourselves.
#12 to #10 - faithrider (06/26/2013) [-]
1. you are grossly overexagerating the number of whovians.   
2. have you even watched the damn show? i say that any logged in user on this site has the right to an opinion but even at that if they hadn't even watched it, then i would immediately lose respect for them.   
3. you are an anon and no one gives 2 			*****		 what you think anyway.   
   
anons are the "cancer" on this site.
1. you are grossly overexagerating the number of whovians.
2. have you even watched the damn show? i say that any logged in user on this site has the right to an opinion but even at that if they hadn't even watched it, then i would immediately lose respect for them.
3. you are an anon and no one gives 2 ***** what you think anyway.

anons are the "cancer" on this site.
User avatar #44 to #12 - anonymousbrony (06/26/2013) [-]
Not to be a dickhead but this is sort of a pet peeve with me. Saying "overexaggerating" is redundant.
User avatar #53 to #44 - faithrider (06/26/2013) [-]
how so? you can exagerate, then you can overexagerate. (it's like double plus good)
#20 to #10 - anonymousbrony (06/26/2013) [-]
Do you really think whovians are worse than bronies. I mean REALLY.
User avatar #37 to #20 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
Actually yes. Bronies rarely comment in content anymore.
User avatar #39 to #37 - anonymousbrony (06/26/2013) [-]
Well that's because of the ridicule we are often met with one not using a pony related content cleverly. In fact today someone just posted a comment on a front page content that only says "needs more pinkie" no image or anything. 57 thumbs down and a flurry of insults.
User avatar #45 to #39 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
....well yeah. If that picture said "Needs more Doctor Who" (which I have seen before), it would have been thumbed down too. I don't get your point. Did you actually expect that to get thumbed up?
User avatar #46 to #45 - anonymousbrony (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh not at all. I just felt like making that known in this debate. I understand that whovians can annoy the internet, I just can't see them doing worse than bronies. Not to mention there are also cloppers and ponyfags to worry about.
User avatar #47 to #46 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
But....your name. And avatar. And reaction images. Are you not a brony?
User avatar #48 to #47 - anonymousbrony (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh I am definitely a brony, I'm just not oblivious to the fact that we are hated amongst the internet.
User avatar #50 to #48 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
I don't really mind bronies anymore. They are MUCH more tamed then they were last year and the year before. Now whovians are awful.

It's especially worse because people defend them all the time! They always say "Oh at least we aren't as bad as bronies" almost every single time. They think just because their show is "better" they have the rights to spam their hundreds of gifs all over the place.

Those random 300 comment gif dumps are the worst.
User avatar #52 to #50 - anonymousbrony (06/26/2013) [-]
I've been apart of the brony community for almost two years (two months to go) and I do have to say that we know what is and isn't acceptable (well most of us at least) so I can understand what you mean. I will say some whovians are a bit arrogant and the reaction image dumps are *********** I still don't think they are that bad yet. They are spiraling down pretty damn fast. Regardless of that they don't have the common hate that everyone, internet or reality shares for bronies.
User avatar #25 to #20 - myrolerian (06/26/2013) [-]
I think it's about the same for me. I'll be honest though and say that I am biased towards both shows because my sister watches them and I find her to be an annoying ******* nutcase if her howling at the moon indicates anything.
User avatar #26 to #25 - anonymousbrony (06/26/2013) [-]
Well that takes me by surprise.
User avatar #36 to #10 - xehanortscrack (06/26/2013) [-]
Why get so worked up over an image from Doctor Who? Just ignore where it is from and view it as what it is; an reaction image.

Why do people so often complain about Doctor Who, My Little Pony and Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra images? But are completely fine with Spiderman, Batman, Memes and everything else which gets posted in the comment section so often.
User avatar #31 to #10 - mrhotwings (06/26/2013) [-]
For all you retards who say, "hur dur anons can't have opinions" consider this, this person KNEW that he/she would be red thumbed to hell for speaking the truth, I can't stand the thought of watching the show anymore because of all these "whovians" (and these people shouldn't even have a name, it makes them "proud" to be a cancerous idiot that posts doctor who .gifs/pictures everywhere) made me hate anything about doctor who, and I don't even have to say the reasons why they ruined it, it's already ******* obvious.
But oh no, just ******* watch and see, I'm going to be red thumbed to hell by doctor who fans for hating their "show from heaven"
#34 to #31 - krakalisk (06/26/2013) [-]
Just because an anon has the same opinion as you, doesn't make it right... I mean on this page alone there is only one Doctor Who comment... this one. And you're damn right I'm going to thumb you down. You act as if it's the worst goddamn thing, I disagree with you, so of course you're going to receive a red thumb. Also, you pointing out that you're going to get red thumbs for 'speaking your mind' isn't honorable, you're just pointing out you'll get red thumbs.   
Yes I like Doctor Who   
I do not care if you dislike it or not   
The internet and the world doesn't revolve around you   
Get over yourselves.
Just because an anon has the same opinion as you, doesn't make it right... I mean on this page alone there is only one Doctor Who comment... this one. And you're damn right I'm going to thumb you down. You act as if it's the worst goddamn thing, I disagree with you, so of course you're going to receive a red thumb. Also, you pointing out that you're going to get red thumbs for 'speaking your mind' isn't honorable, you're just pointing out you'll get red thumbs.
Yes I like Doctor Who
I do not care if you dislike it or not
The internet and the world doesn't revolve around you
Get over yourselves.
User avatar #27 to #10 - rhiaanor (06/26/2013) [-]
Whovian's argument "you're anon noone cares" ******* hilarious.
#63 to #1 - butterisgood (06/26/2013) [-]
It's just a goddamn reaction image.
User avatar #54 - wooyoungkim (06/26/2013) [-]
OMG I JUST WITNESSED A MAN STABBING HIMSELF WITH A KNIFE

.....


BETTER UPLOAD STATUS ON FACEBOOK
#66 to #54 - teenytinyspider (06/26/2013) [-]
I was thinking the same thing, followed with,"BETTER NOT CALL 911 FIRST!"
#3 - John Cena (06/25/2013) [-]
Like the RAPE ALARM? WORKED GREAT HUH??? REALLY GOING TO DA DEN TITS?? THINK- ZIMMERMAN TRIAL- PISTINGS EVERYWHERE- ASIANS CAN READ MINDS- SNOWDEN NIT IN AIR?? GOOD LUCK- DEW U HINESTLY THINK I PULLED THIS OFF WITHOUT HELP?? IMMUNITY?
User avatar #11 to #3 - themurp (06/26/2013) [-]
I do like rape alarms, they help society stay safe. I'm not going to Den Tits right now, but I might over the weekend. I doubt the Zimmerman trail will involve pistings but yeah, mind reading asian would help with his trial. I agree Snowden may very well have gotten help but I don't believe he would have helped you. Immunity to stupid would be nice, but it can't happen with you around.
#79 - John Cena (06/26/2013) [-]
at least lightbulb tried.
User avatar #70 - mydogizmexican (06/26/2013) [-]
totally legit bro
#68 - vicecomx (06/26/2013) [-]
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#58 - John Cena (06/26/2013) [-]
LOL my XBL gamertag is buttagood4you. Kinda relevant.

Although I couldn't give two ***** about the faggots on this site.
#64 to #58 - John Cena (06/26/2013) [-]
You've made a horrible. horrible mistake. But then again, I couldn't care about some faggot on Xbox
#65 to #58 - John Cena (06/26/2013) [-]
Quick everyone spam him
User avatar #57 - ktbmnf (06/26/2013) [-]
this reminds me of this bitch who posted something along the lines of "scared for my life D: D: D: !!!!"" and i commented "scared for her life, makes a facebook status" and she got all her cronies to attack me with insults and **** . its funny
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