Ro-oh!. . human, could I 'thtas this just remember: have some. am I the only one who is perplexed by the chocolate in his pockets?
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#51 - jigglebilly (06/26/2013) [-]
What is my life?
#46 to #44 - gmarrox ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
#69 to #46 - aerosol (06/26/2013) [-]
Original comic(in case anyone wanted to know)
#12 - KINGOFTHESTARS (06/26/2013) [-]
am I the only one who is perplexed by the chocolate in his pockets?
User avatar #18 to #12 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Why is that so strange...?
User avatar #107 to #18 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
Also, he could have just gave some of the the one in his hand....
User avatar #20 to #18 - huntergriff (06/26/2013) [-]
because chocolate melts in your pockets.
User avatar #21 to #20 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Maybe it was cold enough outside that it didn't melt.

He is wearing a long sleeve shirt and long pants.
User avatar #25 to #21 - huntergriff (06/26/2013) [-]
it still melts either way...body warmth and all that.
User avatar #26 to #25 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #27 to #26 - huntergriff (06/26/2013) [-]
plus...the wrapper isn't insulated so that also adds to it.
User avatar #28 to #27 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
That too.

Look at his head. That is no human head, that is a lego man head.
He is a lego man with no body warmth.
#30 to #28 - huntergriff (06/26/2013) [-]
Who's to say a lego doesn't have a body temperature? Sure perhaps in our universe they may seem cold, but in theirs they have warmth...
User avatar #32 to #30 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
In theirs they also supposedly make mini houses out of human body parts.
User avatar #33 to #32 - huntergriff (06/26/2013) [-]
>.> i call ******** on that one...i have never made a house out of lego body parts
User avatar #35 to #33 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Lego people and lego bricks are made of the same plastic material.
In a lego man universe, we are the lego people.
And the bricks are made of the same **** we're made of.
#13 to #12 - Rascal (06/26/2013) [-]
what about the talking dog?
User avatar #39 to #13 - xldarkking (06/26/2013) [-]
This is the internet, that's normal.
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#17 - harshy (06/26/2013) [-]
looks more like he pulled 			****		 out of his pants
looks more like he pulled **** out of his pants
User avatar #50 to #17 - fatalkill (06/26/2013) [-]
It looks like someone told him about the bug parts in chocolate.

The FDA or something allows a certain number of insect parts in chocolate, yummy,
User avatar #67 to #17 - azswampy (06/26/2013) [-]
What is this from?
User avatar #77 to #67 - xlettersx (06/26/2013) [-]
Total Blackout
#59 - thebearthatcares (06/26/2013) [-]
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My dogs face when he eats that **** anyways
#38 - lejimmies (06/26/2013) [-]
Don't hate.
#84 - kingoftheinterwebs (06/26/2013) [-]
Worth it, i'd say
Worth it, i'd say
User avatar #98 to #84 - garlickson (06/26/2013) [-]
Racking up a fat line of choco
#68 - infinitereaper ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
#48 - DudeTRHS (06/26/2013) [-]
This is such a stupid myth. With that size of dog it would take a lot of chocolate to kill it

Different types of chocolate contain different amounts of theobromine: It would take 20 ounces of milk chocolate to kill a 20-pound dog, but only 2 ounces of baker's chocolate or 6 ounces of semisweet chocolate. It is not that hard for a dog to get into something like an Easter basket full of chocolate eggs and bunnies and gobble up a pound or two of chocolate. If the dog is small, that could be deadly.
#81 to #48 - Rascal (06/26/2013) [-]
The same goes for us humans. The difference is that we can take up to 10 kilograms (Go metric system!), or about 18-20 pounds.
User avatar #104 to #48 - kingofthenoobs (06/26/2013) [-]
I think i speak for all ****** when i say "What. THA. **** . is bakers chocolate?!"
#79 to #48 - Rascal (06/26/2013) [-]
I once left a whole chocolate on the chair and of course my dog got his pawns on it while I was taking a bath. He ate the whole thing. He didn't even leave a single piece. He didn't even have pooping problems.

Too bad I had to put him down this year ;_;
#49 to #48 - emcemc (06/26/2013) [-]
god you must me such a fun person in real life
god you must me such a fun person in real life
#52 to #49 - raigen (06/26/2013) [-]
What if they are? Smart people are fun too.
User avatar #71 to #52 - robertolee ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
People who constantly bring up logic about a joke that has just been told are annoying. He will be one of those people that questions video game logic and superhero movie logic, those people are stupid for questioning it and are extremely pretentious bellends.
User avatar #83 to #71 - raigen (06/26/2013) [-]
Honestly I already do question video-game logic at points...Like, Portal for instance, those small springs on her legs... HOW are they that reinforced that they withstand that much pressure from landing from so high up, and how does she flip in mid-air when mid-flight from a portal?
User avatar #87 to #83 - robertolee ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Yet the real question should be how the **** does that portal gun work. Theres no point in questioning it because there isn't a valid answer for most video game quirks.
User avatar #58 to #48 - dropz (06/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I used to have a dog that every Easter she'd find some way to get into our Easter baskets, she was about a 70 lb lab. Didn't affect her in the slightest.
#57 to #48 - iamthedeigner (06/26/2013) [-]
That was very informative. Thank you for that.
That was very informative. Thank you for that.
#42 - yoloswaggins (06/26/2013) [-]
The 			*******		 title got me.   
On an un-related note, this is a gif of a fat person reaching for chocolate, I am sorry.
The ******* title got me.

On an un-related note, this is a gif of a fat person reaching for chocolate, I am sorry.
#105 to #42 - Rascal (06/26/2013) [-]
America, **** yeah!
#66 to #42 - swagbot (06/26/2013) [-]
I wanted to thumb that up b/c it's... comical... but it is also so pathetic that i don't want my Green Thumb Conscience to be tainted by association.

sorry. Today, you get no thumbs.
User avatar #72 to #66 - yoloswaggins (06/26/2013) [-]
I'm not quite sure I deserve any thumbs for this. gotta love the little chodes determinationt though.
User avatar #90 - warrenlifeguard (06/26/2013) [-]
Right, to end all this arguing. Chocolate is extremely poisonous to dogs but it depends what type of chocolate it is. Milk chocolate in small amounts is fine for most dogs because it has not got a high enough concentration of theobromine to affect them, except maybe really small breeds. That is why you can buy chocolate covered treatsand buttons (which are perfectly fine for humans to eat). Dark chocolate and cooking chocolate have a higher concentration of theobromine and so are more dangerous to dogs. White chocolate is obviously fine.

The logic of a stoner
User avatar #93 to #90 - garlickson (06/26/2013) [-]
Nice one my friend check out my comment below in reply to sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #102 to #93 - warrenlifeguard (06/26/2013) [-]
We are geniuses amoungst mortal men. I have a dog which has eaten chocolate liqueurs, grapes, bird seed, raw bones, onion and milk all of which are meant to be harmful to dogs and he has never ever shown any signs of being ill.
User avatar #110 to #102 - mythichyphen (06/26/2013) [-]
Both of my old dogs have eaten and entire Easter egg each ( ******* assholes) and both were fine afterwards, so thanks Milk Chocolate
#103 to #102 - garlickson (06/26/2013) [-]
its the illuminati im telling you, its all a conspiracy.
#62 - tigronn (06/26/2013) [-]
Only in certain amounts, depends on size, breed, age of the dog and type of chocolate
#61 - pimpinpenguin (06/26/2013) [-]
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#70 to #61 - daniboyi (06/26/2013) [-]
You monster.
#76 - Rascal (06/26/2013) [-]
Is this purposely linked to the Genesis story? Where Adam and Eve are forbidden to eat the fruit, quote "but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die" Gen 2:17

Maybe that means that whenever dogs eat chocolate they develop the same kind of knowledge that humans have...
#73 - Rascal (06/26/2013) [-]
if he eats it or not, death is an inevitability
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