Ro-oh!. . human, could I 'thtas this just remember: have some. am I the only one who is perplexed by the chocolate in his pockets? Ro-oh! human could I 'thtas this just remember: have some am the only one who is perplexed by chocolate in his pockets?
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#12 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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(06/26/2013) [-]
am I the only one who is perplexed by the chocolate in his pockets?
#18 to #12 - EdwardNigma
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Why is that so strange...?
#107 to #18 - infamoustrapper
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Also, he could have just gave some of the the one in his hand....
#20 to #18 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/26/2013) [-]
because chocolate melts in your pockets.
#21 to #20 - EdwardNigma
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Maybe it was cold enough outside that it didn't melt.

He is wearing a long sleeve shirt and long pants.
#25 to #21 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/26/2013) [-]
it still melts either way...body warmth and all that.
#26 to #25 - EdwardNigma
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I guess.
#27 to #26 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/26/2013) [-]
plus...the wrapper isn't insulated so that also adds to it.
#28 to #27 - EdwardNigma
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(06/26/2013) [-]
That too.

BUT!
Look at his head. That is no human head, that is a lego man head.
He is a lego man with no body warmth.
#30 to #28 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Who's to say a lego doesn't have a body temperature? Sure perhaps in our universe they may seem cold, but in theirs they have warmth...
#32 to #30 - EdwardNigma
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(06/26/2013) [-]
In theirs they also supposedly make mini houses out of human body parts.
#33 to #32 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/26/2013) [-]
>.> i call ******** on that one...i have never made a house out of lego body parts
#35 to #33 - EdwardNigma
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Lego people and lego bricks are made of the same plastic material.
In a lego man universe, we are the lego people.
And the bricks are made of the same **** we're made of.
#37 to #35 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(06/26/2013) [-]
#13 to #12 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
what about the talking dog?
#39 to #13 - xldarkking
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(06/26/2013) [-]
This is the internet, that's normal.
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#38 - lejimmies
Reply +31
(06/26/2013) [-]
Don't hate.
#51 - jigglebilly
Reply +24
(06/26/2013) [-]
What is my life?
#44 - luzbeldelaguerra
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(06/26/2013) [-]
#46 to #44 - gmarrox ONLINE
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(06/26/2013) [-]
#69 to #46 - aerosol
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Original comic(in case anyone wanted to know)
#48 - DudeTRHS
Reply +14
(06/26/2013) [-]
This is such a stupid myth. With that size of dog it would take a lot of chocolate to kill it

Different types of chocolate contain different amounts of theobromine: It would take 20 ounces of milk chocolate to kill a 20-pound dog, but only 2 ounces of baker's chocolate or 6 ounces of semisweet chocolate. It is not that hard for a dog to get into something like an Easter basket full of chocolate eggs and bunnies and gobble up a pound or two of chocolate. If the dog is small, that could be deadly.
source
animal.discovery.com/pets/question348.htm
#79 to #48 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
I once left a whole chocolate on the chair and of course my dog got his pawns on it while I was taking a bath. He ate the whole thing. He didn't even leave a single piece. He didn't even have pooping problems.

Too bad I had to put him down this year ;_;
#81 to #48 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
The same goes for us humans. The difference is that we can take up to 10 kilograms (Go metric system!), or about 18-20 pounds.
#104 to #48 - kingofthenoobs
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
I think i speak for all ****** when i say "What. THA. ****. is bakers chocolate?!"
#58 to #48 - dropz
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I used to have a dog that every Easter she'd find some way to get into our Easter baskets, she was about a 70 lb lab. Didn't affect her in the slightest.
#49 to #48 - emcemc
Reply +4
(06/26/2013) [-]
god you must me such a fun person in real life
god you must me such a fun person in real life
#52 to #49 - raigen
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(06/26/2013) [-]
What if they are? Smart people are fun too.
#71 to #52 - robertolee
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(06/26/2013) [-]
People who constantly bring up logic about a joke that has just been told are annoying. He will be one of those people that questions video game logic and superhero movie logic, those people are stupid for questioning it and are extremely pretentious bellends.
#83 to #71 - raigen
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Honestly I already do question video-game logic at points...Like, Portal for instance, those small springs on her legs... HOW are they that reinforced that they withstand that much pressure from landing from so high up, and how does she flip in mid-air when mid-flight from a portal?
#87 to #83 - robertolee
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Yet the real question should be how the **** does that portal gun work. Theres no point in questioning it because there isn't a valid answer for most video game quirks.
#57 to #48 - iamthedeigner
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(06/26/2013) [-]
That was very informative. Thank you for that.
That was very informative. Thank you for that.
#31 to #2 - vatra
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Sooo... you're pointing out that you are unlucky and/or don't know the proper times to post content.
#3 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(06/25/2013) [-]
i bet ur mum has a dick
#4 to #3 - spann
Reply -4
(06/25/2013) [-]
Yeah and she ***** you with it every night ****** t (-.- t)
#5 to #4 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
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#23 to #2 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
this one have more thumbs
Ha-Ha
#41 to #2 - seriouslyblack
Reply +1
(06/26/2013) [-]
but this one had the panels in a square, not all in a line

therefore it makes the joke 10000x funnier


#53 to #2 - raigen
Reply +1
(06/26/2013) [-]
You unlucky S.O.B man... I feel bad but... That's life...
#10 to #2 - hillbillypowpow
Reply +12
(06/26/2013) [-]
You want a medal?
You want a medal?
#14 to #10 - dolandickbutt
Reply +4
(06/26/2013) [-]
Well at least he had a better title, dark chocolate is pretty good
#17 - harshy
Reply +9
(06/26/2013) [-]
looks more like he pulled **** out of his pants
looks more like he pulled **** out of his pants
#50 to #17 - fatalkill
Reply -1
(06/26/2013) [-]
It looks like someone told him about the bug parts in chocolate.

The FDA or something allows a certain number of insect parts in chocolate, yummy,
#67 to #17 - azswampy
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
What is this from?
#77 to #67 - xlettersx
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
Total Blackout
#56 - zumbs
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