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#17 - halfllama
Reply +114
(06/25/2013) [-]
only me who thought of this?
#21 to #17 - existacne
Reply -7
(06/25/2013) [-]
That does look like Skyrim, but it isn't...
#39 to #21 - phycopath [OP]
Reply +3
(06/26/2013) [-]
the last of us
#138 to #39 - existacne
Reply -3
(06/26/2013) [-]
No ****, it's written on the picture, moron.
#208 to #138 - phycopath [OP]
Reply -1
(06/26/2013) [-]
you're welcome
#126 to #17 - fullofgoodshitt
Reply -5
(06/26/2013) [-]
Wtf I was watching Pewdiepie do that lets play in the other tab
Wtf I was watching Pewdiepie do that lets play in the other tab
#26 to #17 - lolerbot
Reply -2
(06/26/2013) [-]
Just beat the game an hour ago.
#19 to #17 - phycopath [OP]
Reply 0
(06/25/2013) [-]
exactly what I thought of
#22 to #17 - gitrdunn
Reply 0
(06/25/2013) [-]
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that thought of this.
#27 to #17 - ragged
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
First thought actually.
#29 to #17 - atlasandpbody
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
Sadly I was thinking to myself "Wow I wonder where the dad got the binding!"
#32 to #17 - cptnbarbrosa
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
No you weren't. As soon as i saw the scissors.... I was wondering where he got the bandage
#38 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
dont worry i did to
#41 to #17 - jzpotter
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
I did.
#75 to #17 - deescalation
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
T'was my first thought
#60 - webshark
Reply +79
(06/26/2013) [-]
Is this the dad by any chance?
#159 to #60 - thebigfudge
Reply +1
(06/26/2013) [-]
I love this game. Playing through it as we speak and **** im in love.
#169 to #159 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
Ellie Drowns.
#170 to #169 - thebigfudge
Reply +1
(06/26/2013) [-]
Past that part.
#171 to #170 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
Well.
#172 to #171 - thebigfudge
Reply +3
(06/26/2013) [-]
Cunt.
#66 to #60 - nuaden
Reply +9
(06/26/2013) [-]
#1 - itrinx ONLINE
Reply +58
(06/25/2013) [-]
#61 to #1 - brehon ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
my favorite weapon in that game (not practical i know, but still...)
#20 - runescapewasgood
Reply +56
(06/25/2013) [-]
If you shoved the scissors in their anuses, they would bleed.
#167 to #20 - stijnverheye
Reply +1
(06/26/2013) [-]
but how deep has it to be ?
#168 to #20 - chubbyz
Reply +5
(06/26/2013) [-]
I didn't know scissors could bleed.
#54 - foaly
Reply +39
(06/26/2013) [-]
#7 - anon
Reply 0
(06/25/2013) [-]
its pointless all the nails point inwards
#11 to #7 - thegrayfox
Reply -19
(06/25/2013) [-]
You've never been in a fight, have you?
#53 to #11 - richardfitzwell
Reply +26
(06/26/2013) [-]
I have been in many fights as a kid, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.    
   
   
   
(I regret nothing)
I have been in many fights as a kid, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.



(I regret nothing)
#55 to #53 - xeternalx **User deleted account**
Reply +3
(06/26/2013) [-]
good job
#64 to #53 - thegrayfox
Reply -24
(06/26/2013) [-]
So, FJ retards still laugh at 5000 year old memes? Nice...
#79 to #64 - waffie
Reply +14
(06/26/2013) [-]
yea ur rite! i only laugh at the newest le me-mes xDDD
This is how stupid you sound right now.
#87 to #79 - thegrayfox
Reply -24
(06/26/2013) [-]
Feeling a bit insecure, are we?
#136 to #87 - ilovehitler
Reply +11
(06/26/2013) [-]
You're just being a moron here. A copypasta, despite being old, can be funny if used in a sufficiently correct time and place.
#139 to #136 - thegrayfox
Reply -17
(06/26/2013) [-]
That particular one? You have to be kidding. Are you 15?
#142 to #139 - desdemona
Reply +11
(06/26/2013) [-]
#156 to #142 - thegrayfox
Reply -13
(06/26/2013) [-]
Because thumbs matter?
#202 to #139 - iamaniceperson
Reply +3
(06/26/2013) [-]
I wonder, is he the dumbest person alive, or the best troll ever?
#140 to #139 - ilovehitler
Reply +3
(06/26/2013) [-]
Never said it was good in this context, I'm arguing with your point that older copypastas can't be funny.
#157 to #140 - thegrayfox
Reply -14
(06/26/2013) [-]
Actually, there's a point when a joke is so overused it becomes, unfunny.

Something people on FJ and 9GAG never realized.
#200 to #157 - makonendrak
Reply +1
(06/26/2013) [-]
Well a lot of people find it funny still, so we can go ahead and assume that your opinion is in the minority
#212 to #200 - thegrayfox
Reply -1
(06/27/2013) [-]
Exactly, that's why I said "FJ retards" because that's what most people here seem to be.
#9 to #7 - sacanawa
Reply -8
(06/25/2013) [-]
why? at a high speed, with that little surface area it can do a lot of damage, doesn't matter how sharp it is
#8 to #7 - fearne
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#10 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(06/25/2013) [-]
"pointless"
#107 to #7 - baconfattie
Reply -5
(06/26/2013) [-]
actually no XD If you get hit hard enough those might go in, and the would it will make is ******* insane, specially in the head.
#13 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(06/25/2013) [-]
I see what you did there
#34 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
You're right. It wouldn't hurt at all getting hit by the head of those nails and screws.
#65 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
Aim the scissors blade at them, then!
#105 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
the head on the nails wont stop it from going through your skull
#151 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
yes couse nailheads wont hurt at all.,,,
Maby he did't want his son to commit murdur...?
#184 to #7 - kirkbot
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
and they get bent after one hit
#194 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
that just makes them hurt more you fool
#195 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
still, it could screw you up really bad
#207 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
pun
#18 to #7 - falcke
Reply +7
(06/25/2013) [-]
You are a very clever man!
#56 to #7 - idkwhatthatmeans
Reply +7
(06/26/2013) [-]
I pointed the pointy stuff out.
#122 - camblea
Reply +22
(06/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#112 - furiousmarshmellow
Reply +21
(06/26/2013) [-]
Be careful!   
   
It'll cause you to bleed if you miss!
Be careful!

It'll cause you to bleed if you miss!
#2 - esunabusy
Reply +12
(06/25/2013) [-]
That's my son!
#100 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
The game is so old, idk if people would get it

But props for trying
#108 to #100 - esunabusy
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
I'm just happy it's getting released soon. It's still my favorite game. Oh well.. those who got it were able to smile.
#85 to #2 - bowservoltaire
Reply +1
(06/26/2013) [-]
But who was phone?



srsly though
#98 to #85 - esunabusy
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
Ness' Father.
#99 to #98 - bowservoltaire
Reply +1
(06/26/2013) [-]
thank you
#118 to #2 - kaiwan
Reply +1
(06/26/2013) [-]
A joke I understood...Huzzah!
#3 to #2 - fransusasu ONLINE
Reply +2
(06/25/2013) [-]
I dont get it.
I dont get it.
#4 to #3 - esunabusy
Reply +21
(06/25/2013) [-]
Oh.. it's an Earthbound joke.. sorry.
#201 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
THEN WHO WAS PHONE???!
#47 - wheresmymarbles
Reply +20
(06/26/2013) [-]
time to bash some rats
#191 to #47 - butterisgood
Reply 0
(06/26/2013) [-]
I understood that reference.
I understood that reference.