For Help With Bullies. . Ask my dad for Help with bullies at schnel, this is when i got the next day. September 31, "Trill,. only me who thought of this?
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#20 - runescapewasgood (06/25/2013) [-]
If you shoved the scissors in their anuses, they would bleed.
User avatar #167 to #20 - stijnverheye (06/26/2013) [-]
but how deep has it to be ?
#168 to #20 - chubbyz (06/26/2013) [-]
I didn't know scissors could bleed.
#7 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
its pointless all the nails point inwards
User avatar #184 to #7 - kirkbot ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
and they get bent after one hit
#194 to #7 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
that just makes them hurt more you fool
#207 to #7 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
pun
#107 to #7 - baconfattie (06/26/2013) [-]
actually no XD If you get hit hard enough those might go in, and the would it will make is ******* insane, specially in the head.
User avatar #11 to #7 - thegrayfox ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
You've never been in a fight, have you?
#53 to #11 - richardfitzwell (06/26/2013) [-]
I have been in many fights as a kid, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the 			****		 out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 			*******		 words. You think you can get away with saying that 			****		 to me over the Internet? Think again, 			******		. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re 			*******		 dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little 			****		. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your 			*******		 tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will 			****		 fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re 			*******		 dead, kiddo.    
   
   
   
(I regret nothing)
I have been in many fights as a kid, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.



(I regret nothing)
User avatar #55 to #53 - xeternalx **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
good job
User avatar #64 to #53 - thegrayfox ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
So, FJ retards still laugh at 5000 year old memes? Nice...
#79 to #64 - waffie ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
yea ur rite! i only laugh at the newest le me-mes xDDD
This is how stupid you sound right now.
User avatar #87 to #79 - thegrayfox ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Feeling a bit insecure, are we?
User avatar #136 to #87 - ilovehitler (06/26/2013) [-]
You're just being a moron here. A copypasta, despite being old, can be funny if used in a sufficiently correct time and place.
User avatar #139 to #136 - thegrayfox ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
That particular one? You have to be kidding. Are you 15?
User avatar #156 to #142 - thegrayfox ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Because thumbs matter?
User avatar #202 to #139 - iamaniceperson (06/26/2013) [-]
I wonder, is he the dumbest person alive, or the best troll ever?
User avatar #140 to #139 - ilovehitler (06/26/2013) [-]
Never said it was good in this context, I'm arguing with your point that older copypastas can't be funny.
User avatar #157 to #140 - thegrayfox ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Actually, there's a point when a joke is so overused it becomes, unfunny.

Something people on FJ and 9GAG never realized.
User avatar #200 to #157 - makonendrak ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Well a lot of people find it funny still, so we can go ahead and assume that your opinion is in the minority
User avatar #212 to #200 - thegrayfox ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Exactly, that's why I said "FJ retards" because that's what most people here seem to be.
#151 to #7 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
yes couse nailheads wont hurt at all.,,,
Maby he did't want his son to commit murdur...?
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#10 to #8 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
"pointless"
User avatar #9 to #7 - sacanawa (06/25/2013) [-]
why? at a high speed, with that little surface area it can do a lot of damage, doesn't matter how sharp it is
#56 to #7 - idkwhatthatmeans (06/26/2013) [-]
I pointed the pointy stuff out.
#65 to #7 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Aim the scissors blade at them, then!
#195 to #7 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
still, it could screw you up really bad
#34 to #7 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
You're right. It wouldn't hurt at all getting hit by the head of those nails and screws.
#105 to #7 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
the head on the nails wont stop it from going through your skull
#18 to #7 - falcke (06/25/2013) [-]
You are a very clever man!
#13 to #7 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
I see what you did there
#122 - camblea (06/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#60 - webshark (06/26/2013) [-]
Is this the dad by any chance?
User avatar #159 to #60 - thebigfudge ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
I love this game. Playing through it as we speak and **** im in love.
#169 to #159 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Ellie Drowns.
User avatar #170 to #169 - thebigfudge ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Past that part.
#171 to #170 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Well.
User avatar #172 to #171 - thebigfudge ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Cunt.
#47 - wheresmymarbles (06/26/2013) [-]
time to bash some rats
#191 to #47 - butterisgood (06/26/2013) [-]
I understood that reference.
I understood that reference.
#17 - halfllama (06/25/2013) [-]
only me who thought of this?
#126 to #17 - fullofgoodshitt (06/26/2013) [-]
Wtf I was watching Pewdiepie do that lets play in the other tab
Wtf I was watching Pewdiepie do that lets play in the other tab
User avatar #21 to #17 - existacne (06/25/2013) [-]
That does look like Skyrim, but it isn't...
#39 to #21 - phycopath (06/26/2013) [-]
the last of us
User avatar #138 to #39 - existacne (06/26/2013) [-]
No **** , it's written on the picture, moron.
#208 to #138 - phycopath (06/26/2013) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #26 to #17 - lolerbot (06/26/2013) [-]
Just beat the game an hour ago.
#19 to #17 - phycopath (06/25/2013) [-]
exactly what I thought of
User avatar #22 to #17 - gitrdunn (06/25/2013) [-]
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that thought of this.
#27 to #17 - ragged (06/26/2013) [-]
First thought actually.
User avatar #29 to #17 - atlasandpbody (06/26/2013) [-]
Sadly I was thinking to myself "Wow I wonder where the dad got the binding!"
#32 to #17 - cptnbarbrosa (06/26/2013) [-]
No you weren't. As soon as i saw the scissors.... I was wondering where he got the bandage
#38 to #17 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
dont worry i did to
User avatar #41 to #17 - jzpotter (06/26/2013) [-]
I did.
User avatar #75 to #17 - deescalation (06/26/2013) [-]
T'was my first thought
#1 - itrinx (06/25/2013) [-]
#61 to #1 - brehon (06/26/2013) [-]
my favorite weapon in that game (not practical i know, but still...)
#54 - foaly (06/26/2013) [-]
#166 - DingoJ (06/26/2013) [-]
hopefully it has a "strange part: bullies killed" attached
hopefully it has a "strange part: bullies killed" attached
#112 - furiousmarshmellow (06/26/2013) [-]
Be careful!   
   
It'll cause you to bleed if you miss!
Be careful!

It'll cause you to bleed if you miss!
#36 - rainyeyes ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Emmas **

mfw the scissors
User avatar #45 to #36 - twobeanersonetaco (06/26/2013) [-]
*scissored
#37 - rmoran (06/26/2013) [-]
'Atta boy
#48 to #37 - rambopotato (06/26/2013) [-]
Lookathis , i just caved in your skull, my bats still dry, no clumps a hair , nuttin.
#89 to #48 - rmoran (06/26/2013) [-]
This map ain't big enough for the two of us.
#50 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Get on my level.
#70 - jonsworld (06/26/2013) [-]
Why didnt he nail the nails all the way through ?
#84 to #70 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
This is just a hypothesis

I believe the blunt end of the nails hurt too if you get hit with. So
User avatar #83 to #70 - jinxbomb (06/26/2013) [-]
if he did it with all of them, the bat would have split eventually
#25 - Nor (06/25/2013) [-]
like this?
User avatar #28 - heartlessrobot (06/26/2013) [-]
Where'd you find my dildo?
User avatar #97 to #28 - kingofgreed (06/26/2013) [-]
is that a highschool dxd profile gif i see?
User avatar #147 to #28 - hugsta (06/26/2013) [-]
Dildon't.
#43 to #28 - savirleo ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
I like your profile pic
I like your profile pic
#52 to #43 - captfuckhead (06/26/2013) [-]
Here, have this....it's all I have.
Here, have this....it's all I have.
#137 - xxangelisxx (06/26/2013) [-]
Scout - the early years, huh?
#173 - thefuzzywalrus (06/26/2013) [-]
that should be the new throwing weapon in the next call of duty

it would cause some serious ******* dain barmage
#190 to #178 - thechosentroll (06/26/2013) [-]
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According to the time it took for the bullet to go from the windshield to his forhead and then from one end of his skull to the other, his head has to be 2 metres long.

Conclusion: She just killed a xenomorph and saved us all.

Indirect conclusion: Even xenomorphs get laid more often than me.
User avatar #188 to #178 - neiharakon (06/26/2013) [-]
this gif is magnificent. a thumb for you sir!
#163 - ticklemynipple (06/26/2013) [-]
OP's fw
OP's fw
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