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#2 - vorarephilia (06/25/2013) [-]
now i'm sad.
#5 - cumbersome (06/25/2013) [-]
Maybe if they stayed by their 			*******		 nest like they're supposed to this 			****		 wouldn't happen
Maybe if they stayed by their ******* nest like they're supposed to this **** wouldn't happen
#75 to #5 - fullofgoodshitt (06/26/2013) [-]
those ************* birds with their **** that they're supposed to do those little ******* assholes
#1 - pridefulmatthew (06/25/2013) [-]
The light bulb just doesn't give a **** at this point....
#40 to #1 - jparty (06/25/2013) [-]
I've been on a funnyjunk hiatus for the past few months, can someone explain what exactly is the deal with the lightbulb?

Here's some nostalgia for your trouble
User avatar #43 to #40 - manflino (06/25/2013) [-]
is the translator thing in the bottom left of the post
User avatar #45 to #43 - jparty (06/25/2013) [-]
But for what purpose does it serve??
#79 to #45 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
like they said it's a text extractor. although on occasion it spits out some hilarious **** .

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/feels/Peter+Feels/zlerGmy/
User avatar #65 to #45 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (06/26/2013) [-]
I heard that the purpose is so if you want to google the text to find the post, it'll be more likely to show up.
User avatar #46 to #45 - manflino (06/25/2013) [-]
it tries to replicate the text from the image into a description but never works properly and always turn into a ramdom mix of words
#11 to #1 - axlsummer (06/25/2013) [-]
lightbulb's face when
#3 - plmy (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 to #3 - nephritho (06/25/2013) [-]
But...
birds always have anal sex...
#12 to #6 - timmity (06/25/2013) [-]
actually birds don`t have sex, the male fills a small sac with semen the places it in the female`s vagina untill it bursts. The female would then get a sac from multible male and come back to her mate, he then take out the sac, bursts it and outs another one of his own in, this process is repeated several times in some spicies of birds, some just don`t do it, but a lot do. So imagine having a detachable scrotum that grows back instead of a dick, you rip it off, shove it i her and hope it bursts inside her
actually birds don`t have sex, the male fills a small sac with semen the places it in the female`s vagina untill it bursts. The female would then get a sac from multible male and come back to her mate, he then take out the sac, bursts it and outs another one of his own in, this process is repeated several times in some spicies of birds, some just don`t do it, but a lot do. So imagine having a detachable scrotum that grows back instead of a dick, you rip it off, shove it i her and hope it bursts inside her
User avatar #19 to #12 - spartusee (06/25/2013) [-]
So why did I see a duck ******* the brains out of another duck?
User avatar #126 to #19 - timmity (06/26/2013) [-]
also its shaped like a corkscrew. so is a duck vagina but it twists in an opposite direction making rape very difficult but still possible, but this sometimes also kills the female duck
User avatar #125 to #19 - timmity (06/26/2013) [-]
i was misinformed about ducks, they are in the 3% ofbirds that have penises. and tend to rape other ducks, once a case of homosexual necrofillia between 2 ducks was reported
User avatar #127 to #125 - spartusee (06/26/2013) [-]
So ducks do have dicks. I always suspected. Also my bird humps a lot of stuff.
User avatar #128 to #127 - timmity (06/26/2013) [-]
mabye he is in the top percentage
User avatar #129 to #128 - spartusee (06/27/2013) [-]
No I just think he/she is rubbing it's junk on stuff. I hope it's a girl so it doesn't spit out a semen ball.
#130 to #129 - timmity (06/27/2013) [-]
that would be disgusting, semen everywhere.
<--MFW i see them everywhere
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User avatar #60 to #26 - clockworkphysicist (06/26/2013) [-]
Either way, ducks are better at sex. I mean, seriously they can quack while doing it. And what about you, a human, what can you do?
Can you quack?
Can you quack like a duck when you suck?
#70 to #60 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
******* science
#20 - iftheshoefits (06/25/2013) [-]
oh god why
#4 - robodick (06/25/2013) [-]
why...why did you do this.
why...why did you do this.
#32 - eatchickendaily (06/25/2013) [-]
HFW he opens it
HFW he opens it
User avatar #58 to #32 - obese (06/26/2013) [-]
What movie is that from?
User avatar #61 to #58 - binomancha (06/26/2013) [-]


funny and its saturday night live...when it was good
User avatar #63 to #61 - amuro (06/26/2013) [-]
And he was alive
User avatar #36 to #32 - ddoggdiggity (06/25/2013) [-]
but he does it every year
#49 to #17 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Or: Boy that escalated quickly.
#8 - canadianguyeh (06/25/2013) [-]
That was so sad.
That was so sad.
#74 - rustiphor ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
why you do this?
why you do this?
#72 - Warzonebeta (06/26/2013) [-]
....why did this make me feel bad and want to hug the birds?
And kill the **** out of that guy?

<- both my expressions at once...
#9 - nuclearkitteh (06/25/2013) [-]
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#44 - googletron (06/25/2013) [-]
Rarest egg. I win.
#78 - mrcrowleysr (06/26/2013) [-]
op u stoopid just cuz tha parret has colors dont mean tha egg is clors to
#18 - mjrose (06/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't ready for that feel
I wasn't ready for that feel
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